Bit of a fix for bride and best man...

[rick301]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414089.html?menu=news.quirkies

Bit of a fix for bride and best man...

Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia.

The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up.

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.

The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija.

[Destino]

OWNED!

[RyansRangers]

wow

[Thiebear]

Justice in its best form...

[SkinsNut73]

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.

I bet the EMT's who showed up for this call had a good time on the ambulance ride to the hospital.

[TheDoyler23]

If I was that groom, I would have stuffed every present into MY car then got super drunk.

[MonkeySkin]

Wow, that's a powerful... Good Lord.

[RonJeremy]

Originally posted by Destino
OWNED!

INDEED!!

[TXREDSKINS44]

That awesome........ serves them right!!

[Fatty P For The Pulitzer]

The poor best man probably got blue balls, in more ways than one!! :D

[jrfriedm]

:laugh: That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[Grumpy Vet]

Call me naive....but I always thought that the "getting stuck" was a myth.....

[rdsknbill]

Did they try a bucket of cold water? Works on dogs. :laugh:

[jrfriedm]

Originally posted by Grumpy Vet
Call me naive....but I always thought that the "getting stuck" was a myth.....

I thought that it only happened with dogs.

[Beaudry]

Is it just me, or does something about this story not make sense. I mean, physically and all, how do you get "stuck"?

[Grumpy Vet]

Yeah....I've heard about dogs.....but I'm trying to visualize and conceptualize how one could be stuck - for some time......

I'm more visual - can anyone prepare a diagram? It would be purely educational.....I'm sure.

[dreamingwolf]

I was with a girl once who had such controll that she could shut that thing up like a vice. I guess theoretically if she had a spasm, and her muscles involuntarilly snapped that thang shut, the guy would be stuck. this does sound too good to be true, but then again truth is stranger than fiction.

[RyansRangers]

I didnt think a cramp or a spasm could last that long

[Painkiller]

That's not a muscle spasm, that's an act of god.

[portisizzle]

I think what we are all trying to say here is....

This thread is worthless without pics...

[Grumpy Vet]

There is a clinical term for this....and it is on http://www.dictionary.com - so I guess it is legit......

I'd post it - but I'm a little concerned it is over the top for this site.

[dreamingwolf]

give us a hint :D

[RonJeremy]

Here is the term. Believe it or not I remember it from a High School sex ed. class:

vaginismus

n : muscular contraction that causes the vagina to close; usually an anxiety reaction before coitus or pelvic examination


Mods, If this is TMI...just remove it! Thanks!

[Grumpy Vet]

Good for your RJ - I was too much of a wuss.....I'm so careful and conservative on this board....unless I'm three sheets to the wind while watching a Skins game and we are losing.....

....those times are the times that I more than likely run the risk of being given "weekly breaks" and judgement is not my strong suit.

[Leonard Washington]

aaw man i bet that was something :drool:

tizite!

[twa]

Still sound like BS to me,I have had experience with someone with the ability to constrict to the point of pain ,but no way hung up.

[SamSneed36]

wow thats messed up and hilarious

[Johnny Punani2]

Originally posted by dreamingwolf
I was with a girl once who had such controll that she could shut that thing up like a vice. I guess theoretically if she had a spasm, and her muscles involuntarilly snapped that thang shut, the guy would be stuck. this does sound too good to be true, but then again truth is stranger than fiction.

hey man, you got a number for this girl?

[Grumpy Vet]

funny.....no responses from the fairer sexed people on this board......Perhaps "they" know something we don't?

[dreamingwolf]

Originally posted by Johnny Punani


hey man, you got a number for this girl?


:pimp:

[Fatty P For The Pulitzer]

Johnny wants to kill that punani!

[RonJeremy]

Originally posted by Grumpy Vet
Good for your RJ - I was too much of a wuss.....I'm so careful and conservative on this board....unless I'm three sheets to the wind while watching a Skins game and we are losing.....

....those times are the times that I more than likely run the risk of being given "weekly breaks" and judgement is not my strong suit.

I figured since it was a medical term that I was OK. I strangely only remember these type of facts from Sex Ed. Class...perhaps between that and my Screen name, I may have an obsession with this subject...:laugh:

I stay away from the game threads when I am home watching a game. I don't want to be banned either. The night of the Dallas loss after Christmas. I found it was best to walk around my neighborhood in freezing temp's as opposed to going to the boards. I might have been banned forever if I started posting..:doh:

[zoony]

I'm Croatian.

What does that have to do with this thread? Absolutely nothing... but it's not often I get news from the motherland. :laugh:

Of course, it's usually about wars or this when there is news :doh:

[stevenaa]

OMG!!! WOW!!!! I just can't find the right adjective to describe this. If she is wound so tight that she couldn't relax after getting caught in the act, I have to feel sorry for this fella. Whatever they gave her, he better get a couple of take home doses!! :)

What if their kids walk in on them and she locks up. Talk about being traumatized for life!! :)

[Canadian Hog]

I think this gives new meaning to the term "best man".

[Beaudry]

Originally posted by stevenaa
OMG!!! WOW!!!! I just can't find the right adjective to describe this. If she is wound so tight that she couldn't relax after getting caught in the act, I have to feel sorry for this fella. Whatever they gave her, he better get a couple of take home doses!! :)

What if their kids walk in on them and she locks up. Talk about being traumatized for life!! :)


Ummm.... I don't expect that he is planning on taking her home and having kids after he just caught her nailing his best man in the toilet!

[>>Spearhead>>]

Holy keegle muscles, buttman!!!!

[stevenaa]

DOH!!! Don't even ask me how I missed the Best Man part of the story. That'll teach me to be surfing and working at the same time. No wonder she clenched up tight as a drum.

[Johnny Punani2]

Originally posted by Fatty P For The Pulitzer
Johnny wants to kill that punani!

;)

[Blondie]

I never thought it was that big of a deal.

;)

:laugh:

Blondie

[Dallsux]

Originally posted by rick301
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414089.html?menu=news.quirkies

Bit of a fix for bride and best man...

Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia.

The couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up.

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital where she was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.

The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija.


:doh:


I'd do the same thing if I were the groom.