View Full Version : What's worse than being woken up by a crappy marching band?
iheartskins
September-25th-2005, 08:58 AM
So for some completely inexplicable reason, there's a college or high school's band practicing outside my building right now. There's about 35-40 pieces, and I don't think any of them have played their instruments for more than a year. I feel like these are the kids that were told to "play the wood blocks" in music class.
But the strangest thing...WTF ARE YOU DOING PLAYING AT 8:45 AM on a SUNDAY at the World Financial Center??? There are NO colleges, NO high schools, NO football teams, NO parades, NO sporting events, NOTHING IS playing a game around here. Literally, the closest game that could be going on at Columbia which is on the EXACT OPPOSITE side of the island--like 8 miles away. Oh, but wait, colleges don't play on Sunday.
One of their drummers keeps trying to get this little riff right on his snare, but inevitably falls out of time.
I'm in hell folks. This is like having to listen to 450 watts of William Hung's Livin' the Vida Loca in a porclean enclosed porta-poty. Everything reverberating--especially the stench of bad music.
Park City Skins
September-25th-2005, 09:03 AM
"76 Trombones in a big parade"............ Okay. So. That didn't help. :paranoid:
wskin44
September-25th-2005, 09:06 AM
If they were playing Hail to the Redskins you would have thought that you had died and gone to heaven.
iheartskins
September-25th-2005, 09:15 AM
If they were playing Hail to the Redskins you would have thought that you had died and gone to heaven.
Something tells me that they would have managed to screw that up as well. Admitedly it would be better, but by an order of about 100W on the William Hung analogy.
wskin44
September-25th-2005, 09:18 AM
So if it would have been better if they were playing Hail to the Redskins you ADMIT that the real problem was their choice of music. :-)
dks1240
September-25th-2005, 09:29 AM
It's like the starbucks "HANK" commercial! go with it!
chomerics
September-25th-2005, 09:35 AM
Man, you should start yelling at them, things like "You Suck!!!" At the top of your lungs, it would be classic. . . just like a Seinfeld skit ;)
DeanCollins
September-25th-2005, 09:48 AM
Go out there and teach them HTTR! What's wrong with you, what an opportunity.
Park City Skins
September-25th-2005, 09:49 AM
Yeah. Teach them young 'uns about real music. ;)
DeanCollins
September-25th-2005, 09:59 AM
Convert those Giants fans before they get their brains sucked out, then it's too late.
DieselPwr44
September-25th-2005, 10:11 AM
Being woke up by her??
http://incolor.inebraska.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/ramsey2.jpg
Fergasun
September-25th-2005, 10:41 AM
I feel your pain. Living at University of Virginia my housing was right across from a field where the vaunted "UVA Pep Band" would practice Saturday mornings before the game... I hated that! Our pep band was pretty lame and I think Coach Groh disbanded it or was trying to get a real marching band. We actually brought in High School bands to perform during halftime my senior year... they were much better.
*Disclaimer: Just because I went to UVA don't think of me as a snooty pretentious frat guy... I hate those people. I studied engineering and pretty much hated all fraternity people.
PSUHeckler
September-25th-2005, 02:13 PM
being woke up by your roommates chanting E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! (especially after a long night of boozin)
mrdoctor
September-25th-2005, 02:20 PM
whats worst than being woken up .. how bout not being able to goto sleep cause you cant stop the colors from crawling into your mind through your eyes in a inifinte amount of loops that make you go deeper and more focused and lose focus of all other surroundings until you become succombed by its mind boggling powers
PSUHeckler
September-25th-2005, 02:25 PM
whats worst than being woken up .. how bout not being able to goto sleep cause you cant stop the colors from crawling into your mind through your eyes in a inifinte amount of loops that make you go deeper and more focused and lose focus of all other surroundings until you become succombed by its mind boggling powers
Oh my god.... you just read my mind
Larry
September-25th-2005, 02:59 PM
What's worse?
Bagpipes.
mjah
September-25th-2005, 04:05 PM
whats worst than being woken up .. how bout not being able to goto sleep cause you cant stop the colors from crawling into your mind through your eyes in a inifinte amount of loops that make you go deeper and more focused and lose focus of all other surroundings until you become succombed by its mind boggling powers
Mom?
wskin44
September-25th-2005, 05:21 PM
whats worst than being woken up .. how bout not being able to goto sleep cause you cant stop the colors from crawling into your mind through your eyes in a inifinte amount of loops that make you go deeper and more focused and lose focus of all other surroundings until you become succombed by its mind boggling powers
Got any of that stuff left?
PokerPacker
September-25th-2005, 05:34 PM
i HATE marching band. my f***ing school forced anyone in the symphonic band to do it. it was the worst activity i have EVER done in my entire life. we worked longer and harder than the football players did, and the only people who liked it were the ones who sucked. i hated those fags.
BG
September-25th-2005, 05:56 PM
Being woke up by her??
http://incolor.inebraska.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/ramsey2.jpg
http://www.users.fl.net.au/~steve/images/crying.jpg
mrdoctor
September-25th-2005, 06:02 PM
lol its the woman from goonies
it was called 2c-e check it out
jwpanic
September-25th-2005, 06:37 PM
what's worse? try being run over by a marching band after you've just fallen from the top of the stadium at an angels game. "i must kill the queen"
Predicto
September-26th-2005, 02:04 PM
I feel your pain. Living at University of Virginia my housing was right across from a field where the vaunted "UVA Pep Band" would practice Saturday mornings before the game... I hated that! Our pep band was pretty lame and I think Coach Groh disbanded it or was trying to get a real marching band. We actually brought in High School bands to perform during halftime my senior year... they were much better.
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Yep. I had the exact same problem but I was at Michigan, and the band was really really big and loud.
Destino
September-26th-2005, 02:08 PM
It's like the starbucks "HANK" commercial! go with it!That is a great comerical. :D
Blondie
September-26th-2005, 06:50 PM
What's worse than being woken up by a crappy marching band?
Being IN a crappy marching band?
Blondie
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