Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His daughter

[fuji869]

Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Father When Picking Up His daughter For A Date -

10. "Now.. show me how you used to spank her."

9. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"

8. "I just got my license today."

7. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."

6. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"

5. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"

4. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

3. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."

2. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."

1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"

[redman]

True story: a friend and I were hanging out in a girl's dorm room one night in college, and the phone rings. He decides to be funny and answers it, "Open all night." It was her father. :laugh:

[Blondie]

fuji--where do you find these!!!!!!

I am always laughing at these.....and I send them to my friends.

Thanks for another good chuckle.

:laugh: :laugh:

Blondie

[fuji869]

I have friends all over the place that send me email jokes, most are not that funny, but I post the ones that are realy good.