Romo
August-15th-2002, 10:09 AM
I got this email forwarded from a friend. Thought some of you might enjoy it.
Quotes from Sports Commentators & Pros
Some of you may have had one of those days where you absolutely need something like this....
I am told that these are actual quotes . . .
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
Murray Walker - Race car Commentator:
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it
which is identical."
Greg Norman, Golf Pro:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Alan Minter - Boxing Commentator:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Terry Venables - Sports Commentator:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again"
Ron Atkinson, Basketball Commentator:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see
it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is
kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Metro Radio:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics:
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
Famous US TV Commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is
that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . .Oh my God, what have I just said?"
Quotes from Sports Commentators & Pros
Some of you may have had one of those days where you absolutely need something like this....
I am told that these are actual quotes . . .
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
Murray Walker - Race car Commentator:
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it
which is identical."
Greg Norman, Golf Pro:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Alan Minter - Boxing Commentator:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
Terry Venables - Sports Commentator:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again"
Ron Atkinson, Basketball Commentator:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see
it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is
kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Metro Radio:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics:
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
Famous US TV Commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is
that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . .Oh my God, what have I just said?"