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SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 09:35 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
cjcdaman
January-11th-2006, 09:37 AM
You're an idiot.
kingfish50
January-11th-2006, 09:38 AM
So what's your point?
skinfan2k
January-11th-2006, 09:40 AM
shut ur trap.. and SUCK IT
bportfootball52
January-11th-2006, 09:40 AM
[QUOTE=SimpleHawk]The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.QUOTE]
Well for those who don't know anything they are bigger people wearing dress' because of the HOGS. Which is in fact the O'Line. So it is not an issue of being fat or skinny it is about being a HOG, which again is the nickname for the Redskins O'Line
Port
SILKYSMOOTH21
January-11th-2006, 09:40 AM
Actually...Baltimore is the fittest city in America....Believe it or not
Bostic Hog
January-11th-2006, 09:40 AM
Maybe Tony Kornheiser said it best. Skins smell coffee.
What's Seattle got going for it anyway? It rains all the time there. Stay more than three days and mold begins to form on your feet. Either that, or Mount St. Helens spews all over you. (Which, I concede, may be better than Sean Taylor doing it.)
Excuse me, Tony, but Seattle is the home of Starbucks and Microsoft.
That's swell. Very manly item, a venti caramel macchiato. And how terrifying can anything with "soft" in its name be? Don't even talk to me about "Pearl Jam ."
Is Seattle a football town? Hardly. The Seahawks came into the NFL in 1976. That's 30 years. In all that time they've never made the Super Bowl, and only once made a conference championship game -- where they got crushed by the Raiders. They were so bad in the AFC, they got punted to the NFC a few years ago. Their entire history is about failing.
Here is their all-time playoff record: 3-7. That stinks. Here is the last time the Seahawks won a playoff game: 1984! Hahaha. (They're like the Boulez of the NFL.) You know who was the tight end on that team? Mike Tice. Think he ever took the team on a boat cruise of Puget Sound?
Go ahead, name a famous Seahawks coach, I dare you. Other than Steve Largent, who were their famous players? Jim Zorn? Dave Krieg? Yeah, like those two have Canton written all over them. So now they have Matt Hasselbeck. So what? Is his wife the hot chick on "The View"? No, that's his brother's wife. Tim. The one who played here!
The Redskins beat Seattle once already this season. They can do it again. Okay, Mark Brunell probably will need to get more than the 41 yards passing he got against Tampa Bay. (That's not a misprint, boys and girls, that's for the whole game.) That was horrible. My dog Maggie could have gotten more than 41 yards by the half. But you remember how the 49ers smelled like dinner? Here's the news unfiltered: The Seahawks smell like coffee. Grind 'em up.
gixxer998
January-11th-2006, 09:41 AM
"Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America."
And you say this when you life in NY??
:censored: U :point2sky
RedskinsNation
January-11th-2006, 09:44 AM
stupid is stupid does...
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 09:44 AM
Go ahead, name a famous Seahawks coach, I dare you.
Mike Holmgren - present.
Chuck Knox.
It wasn't that hard of a dare.
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 09:47 AM
Other than Steve Largent, who were their famous players?
Ricky Watters
Chris Warren
Warren Moon
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 09:49 AM
So what's your point?
Since no one disputes the facts, I guess my point is the Redskins are bunch of scared pansies.
But when the score is Seahawks 42 - Redskins 17 on Saturday night, that will officially prove how hapless the 'Skins are as a football team.
YoungSkins87
January-11th-2006, 09:50 AM
Ricky Watters - Philly
Warren Moon - Houston
They ain't your's they just happened to pass thru
arkowi
January-11th-2006, 09:52 AM
Since no one disputes the facts, I guess my point is the Redskins are bunch of scared pansies.
But when the score is Seahawks 42 - Redskins 17 on Saturday night, that will officially prove how hapless the 'Skins are as a football team.
Whats it like to get to play the cards, the rams, and the 9'ers two times every season?
scruffylookin
January-11th-2006, 09:53 AM
I agree with you SimpleHawk to an extent.
I have no animosity towards the Seahawks team or franchise so I don't quite understand the "Seahag" etc type of stuff. I reserve namecalling for teams (and fans of teams) that I despise and the Seahawks just don't qualify............yet.
Now that you guys are firmly entrenched in the NFC and we are facing eachother in the playoffs, the animosity might grow. But right now (and I reserve the right to change my feelings towards the Seahawks on Saturday :) ) I not only do not hate the Seahawks, I like them. If the Skins can't go to the Super Bowl, I hope the Seahawks do.
Chopper Dave
January-11th-2006, 09:55 AM
And how many winning teams have you layed the wood to this season, exactly?
****ing retard.
BTW, next time you see Holmgren at the gym, say hi for me, slim.
SkinzFan007
January-11th-2006, 09:56 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Anytime you wanna show up in DC I'll take you on fit for fit anyday. You wanna lift, you wanna go for a nice long run, doesn't matter to me. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.
chiefhogskin48
January-11th-2006, 09:58 AM
I actually agree- I only mangle the cowboys team name from time to time. But just as I despise the use of the "deadskins," I won't use some lame name like the "seahags."
SimpleHawk, you may well win this game. (I mean, you're *supposed* to, dummie!) But that does nothing to offset what the Redskins have accomplished this season. In a schedule far tougher than your own, we faced an uphill battle to the playoffs the whole way, won away, and are now so banged up that it will take all the guts we can summon to beat you on the road. But you know what? If any team can do it, this Gibbs-coached team can. Your team is simply soft in comparison.
Whiskey17
January-11th-2006, 09:58 AM
Mike Holmgren - present.
Chuck Knox.
It wasn't that hard of a dare.
What exactly did Chuck Knox ever win? I will answer for you. A bunch of meaningless NFC west titles with the Rams when that was the worst division in football.
:logo:
Fatty P For The Pulitzer
January-11th-2006, 09:59 AM
Since no one disputes the facts, I guess my point is the Redskins are bunch of scared pansies.
But when the score is Seahawks 42 - Redskins 17 on Saturday night, that will officially prove how hapless the 'Skins are as a football team.
What facts? By calling us the Redskins instead of a silly nickname, you're proving that Skins fans are stupid and scared? How is the edumication system out in Seattle?
And the "Chickenhawks" won't even score 25 points, much less win by that much. Dream on buddy.
TD_washingtonredskins
January-11th-2006, 09:59 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Being skinny is great (I would know as would the girls I've always dating and married).
The hang-up I'd have with the Seattle girls is all the piercings, tats, and arm-pit hair. Too many coffee-slurping hippies for my taste. But that's what makes the world go 'round.
Good luck this weekend, for your sake, I hope you guys can hold serve and take advantage of the home field...if not, it will be quite a disappointing 13-4 season IMO.
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 10:00 AM
Ricky Watters - Philly
Warren Moon - Houston
They ain't your's they just happened to pass thru
And Babe Ruth wasn't a Yankee because he was with the Red Sox first.
Get real. They are on the team - they are therefore part of your history. Joe Theisman wasn't a Redskin his entire career, but you probably take credit for him.
dockeryfan
January-11th-2006, 10:00 AM
Ricky Watters
49er and Eagle first
Warren Moon
Warren Moon=Houston
Chris Warren
LMAO. I'm not talking about players that fail to pay child support. :laugh: :laugh: Pay up you cheap bastard
KingGibbs
January-11th-2006, 10:00 AM
Simplehawk says come out west, yet he's in New York? I take that you don't work for Microsoft?
macnoke03
January-11th-2006, 10:01 AM
:troll: :banhim:
This guy is a winner :doh:
perturbed
January-11th-2006, 10:01 AM
ChickenHawk..
http://petcaretips.net/heneryHawk.jpg
themurf
January-11th-2006, 10:02 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Not only are you a moron, you're a liar.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-01-06-fittest-city_x.htm?csp=N016
Nevertheless, Men's Fitness magazine placed Baltimore at the top of its annual list of cities where fitness is king, ahead of Honolulu (No. 2 for the second consecutive year), San Francisco (No. 7) and last year's winner, Seattle (No. 8).
Washington, D.C. went from 23rd to 18th in the last year, while Seattles went from 1st to 8th. If you were running more and running your mouth less, D.C. wouldn't be catching up.
As for Baltimore natives, they have to be fit - to fight the herpes and other STDs that are everyone.
airborneskins
January-11th-2006, 10:05 AM
Ricky Watters - Philly
Warren Moon - Houston
They ain't your's they just happened to pass thru
Not to defend this guy, but Warren Moon is the play by play announcer for them now. What? I am just sayin' (sorry stole that from Art)
Oh and Simplehawk, PLease do not underestimate the Skins D .
TheDane
January-11th-2006, 10:05 AM
I'm not sure what's more laughable...
SimpleHawk's weak yet clear attempt at trolling?
Or trying to call Ricky Watters and Warren Moon "famous Seattle players" when Watters (49ers, Eagles) and Moon (Oilers, even the Vikings!) CLEARLY made their names somewhere OTHER than Seattle.
And by the way, Chris Warren averaged less than 850 yards per season in Seattle. That's amazing.
You must be quite a mis-informed fan.
Fatty P For The Pulitzer
January-11th-2006, 10:05 AM
And Babe Ruth wasn't a Yankee because he was with the Red Sox first.
Get real. They are on the team - they are therefore part of your history. Joe Theisman wasn't a Redskin his entire career, but you probably take credit for him.
It's not where you were brought up, but where your career was defined. You seriously think Moon or Watters will be remembered as Seahawks? Maybe you're right, since they were a huge part of all those 5 win teams they were on in their sad, career-extension years in Seattle. At least you guys have distanced yourselves from the Cardinals in that distinction!
Novaskin
January-11th-2006, 10:07 AM
I weep for all non Redskins fans, but especially the stupid ones.
TheDane
January-11th-2006, 10:08 AM
Not to defend this guy, but Warren Moon is the play by play announcer for them now. What? I am just sayin' (sorry stole that from Art)
Oh and Simplehawk, PLease do not underestimate the Skins D .
That means nothing. I'd like to live in Seattle, I've heard it's beautiful. And hell, if some Seattle company offered me a great job in a field I was pursuing, I'd probably take it.
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 10:08 AM
Not only are you a moron, you're a liar.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-01-06-fittest-city_x.htm?csp=N016
Nevertheless, Men's Fitness magazine placed Baltimore at the top of its annual list of cities where fitness is king, ahead of Honolulu (No. 2 for the second consecutive year), San Francisco (No. 7) and last year's winner, Seattle (No. 8).
You're calling me a liar because my data was from the seven days ago and yours is from five days ago. In fact, I should have taken credit for Seattle being the # 1 fittest city. We were 2005 winners. I actually took a MODEST approach, using the last 20 years of data, averaging the results PLUS I took into account ONLY PEOPLE on the survey who consider themselves FOOTBALL fans. I then took the mean of all the data, eliminated any differences in demographics and ended up with Seattle being the #2 fittest city.
But call me a liar. I should have just said # 1 for 2005 - at least that would have been easier.
themurf
January-11th-2006, 10:08 AM
Since no one disputes the facts, I guess my point is the Redskins are bunch of scared pansies.
But when the score is Seahawks 42 - Redskins 17 on Saturday night, that will officially prove how hapless the 'Skins are as a football team.
ps - In addition to not winning a playoff game in the last 21 years, your vaunted Seattle team hasn't beaten this "hapless" Redskins team since Sept. 20, 1998. The 'Skins have won four straight against them. Please be gone now.
CrazyZeb
January-11th-2006, 10:11 AM
And Babe Ruth wasn't a Yankee because he was with the Red Sox first.
Get real. They are on the team - they are therefore part of your history. Joe Theisman wasn't a Redskin his entire career, but you probably take credit for him.
We're responsible for the careers of Deion Sanders and Bruce Smith! :point2sky
OR, they just played a few crappy years in the twilight of their careers. :rolleyes:
AsburySkinsFan
January-11th-2006, 10:11 AM
Since no one disputes the facts, I guess my point is the Redskins are bunch of scared pansies.
But when the score is Seahawks 42 - Redskins 17 on Saturday night, that will officially prove how hapless the 'Skins are as a football team.
Blah, Blah, Yadda Yadda.
Go Soak your head. What kind of logic are you using anyways, trying to compare the strength of a football team because of the derogatory jargon used by its fans to ridicule the opposing team, and then to try and compare the fitness of the two cities. Dude, you're an idiot.
How's this then. The Seattle Seahawks Suck! No creative word play, no double meanings, they just plain suck. Alexander will be stopped, and Hasselbeck will taste the fury of the 'Skins pass rush on 3rd and long. He will eat turf continually. The 'Skins D will begin having races to see who can hit him first, meanwhile you'll be at home in NY getting fat on humble pie, and with a side of crow.
Martini
January-11th-2006, 10:14 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Hey you idiot......Baltimore was just named Americas fittist city. The last place anyone needs to go is out west you dip$***.
HTTR BABY get your facts straight.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/06/AR2006010600537_pf.html
DCNightHawk
January-11th-2006, 10:18 AM
What does this have to do with the ability of a football team to win?
dcsmooth
January-11th-2006, 10:19 AM
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the faggiest city in America.[/QUOTE]
Well said, Simplehawk!
http://images.picsearch.com/is?117257184750 (http://tm.ask.com/r?t=c&s=p&sv=0a30051e&uid=08F704EB54CDFEB34&sid=187886EE372144C34&o=0&id=30751&p=fr&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.outonfilm.com%2Fimages%2Fcrossd resser.jpg)
So, this is what it looks like in Seattle....hmmm, that's interesting. Nope, I'll pass...I'll stay in D.C.
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 10:20 AM
The Seattle Seahawks Suck! No creative word play, no double meanings, they just plain suck.
When the Seahawks win on Saturday, what will you call the team that lost to the team that "just plain sucks"?
My idea is "Washington RedSuckers". What's yours?
camyj15
January-11th-2006, 10:20 AM
What's in a name?
Let's take SimpleHawk. Is it simple meaning plain or unpretentious - as in "living a simple life". Or simple meaning having little sense or unintelligent - as in "simple-minded"
Hmm. Either way it is seems to be a self-deprecating name. So I wouldn't change your name one bit. Nope. SimpleHawk it is.
Novaskin
January-11th-2006, 10:21 AM
ps - In addition to not winning a playoff game in the last 21 years, your vaunted Seattle team hasn't beaten this "hapless" Redskins team since Sept. 20, 1998. The 'Skins have won four straight against them. Please be gone now.
Soon to be 5 straight!
AsburySkinsFan
January-11th-2006, 10:22 AM
What will I call the team that loses Saturday? hmm good question how 'bout "Chickenhawk Cordon Blue"
SkinsFTW
January-11th-2006, 10:23 AM
You're calling me a liar because my data was from the seven days ago and yours is from five days ago. In fact, I should have taken credit for Seattle being the # 1 fittest city. We were 2005 winners. I actually took a MODEST approach, using the last 20 years of data, averaging the results PLUS I took into account ONLY PEOPLE on the survey who consider themselves FOOTBALL fans. I then took the mean of all the data, eliminated any differences in demographics and ended up with Seattle being the #2 fittest city.
But call me a liar. I should have just said # 1 for 2005 - at least that would have been easier.
Dude, your on crack and who gives a flying ****?
My city is fitter than your city. LOL
Who gives a rats ass either way.
We still know you have nothing better to do for about 2 days straight trolling our board.
And what the **** does all that BS have to do with your team being superior in some way other than beating real football teams since we know they didn't beat any?
So next week after you lose we might get to hear anecdotes from Simplehawk like "but my team is more fit than your team."
ROFLMAO!
Chopper Dave
January-11th-2006, 10:24 AM
When the Seahawks win on Saturday, what will you call the team that lost to the team that "just plain sucks"?
My idea is "Washington RedSuckers". What's yours?
Rather than embarrassing yourself by making bold predictions that, if incorrect, you'll never have to face up to anyway, you should just hold your tongue, being that, you know, WE BEAT YOU ALREADY.
Go away asshat. No one cares how fit your city is, or how powerful your offense is against bottom-tier teams, or how bald your quarterback is. You're just an idiot that is obviously insecure about your team's chances. Why else would you feel the need to come over here and troll? If you really believed what you said, you'd have no reason to come here and say it to us.
In essence, go away. The only reason you've garnered this many responses is because people are having fun ****ing with you. Go away little boy, go away.
lunarluau
January-11th-2006, 10:27 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
But you're a fat d*ck
SKINSFN4LIFE
January-11th-2006, 10:33 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
You must troll on the Seattle boards as well, since you don't know what the hell your talking about. The Seahawk fans call us the ********s, deadskins, and a few others that escape me right now. The point is Simple, every teams fans have nicknames for their opponents so this argument is pointless. As far as Seattle being in the top 10 for fittest city, can you tell me what else they are in the top 10 for?? I'll make it easy for you.
Depression
Suicide
Divorce
Don't come on here talking about meaningless crap like how FIT your state is since it has no meaning as far as the Redskins are concerned. All teams talk trash and we have earned the right. How many WINS in a row does Seattle have? The Hawks might have taken their division, but they were helped by a weak schedule. I take nothing from Seattle, but your an idiot if you think that the SKINS will get bulldozed by the Hawks this weekend. I figure it to be a close game and the team with the fewest mistakes coming out on top.
Here's to the SKINS living to see the NFC Championship game and beyond!!!:point2sky :point2sky :point2sky
nickfox45
January-11th-2006, 10:34 AM
What's in a name?
Let's take SimpleHawk. Is it simple meaning plain or unpretentious - as in "living a simple life". Or simple meaning having little sense or unintelligent - as in "simple-minded"
Hmm. Either way it is seems to be a self-deprecating name. So I wouldn't change your name one bit. Nope. SimpleHawk it is.
thank you, i found myself thinking the exact same thing. :cheers:
zoony
January-11th-2006, 10:35 AM
BTW, next time you see Holmgren at the gym, say hi for me, slim.
:laugh: :laugh:
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 10:35 AM
Why else would you feel the need to come over here and troll? If you really believed what you said, you'd have no reason to come here and say it to us.
It is psychologically important to reduce the spirit of NFL fans before a guaranteed loss. By doing so, the thrashing they see on TV will be slightly negated by the information I have been stating on this BB. This is statistically proven to reduce the suicide rate in those cities.
My "trolling" will save somewhere between two and five lives on Saturday night.
So call me any name you want - but I'm doing a REAL FAVOR to Redskins fans, while you are artificially pumping them up and setting them up for a 'pop' that might just end at the wrong side of a gun.
Now I know how Mother Theresa must have felt some of the time.
zoony
January-11th-2006, 10:39 AM
Hey mods I found a new avatar for SimpleChicken
http://www.fancy-that-one.co.uk/Images/ecommerceimages1/chicken.jpg
AsburySkinsFan
January-11th-2006, 10:42 AM
It is psychologically important to reduce the spirit of NFL fans before a guaranteed loss. By doing so, the thrashing they see on TV will be slightly negated by the information I have been stating on this BB. This is statistically proven to reduce the suicide rate in those cities.
My "trolling" will save somewhere between two and five lives on Saturday night.
So call me any name you want - but I'm doing a REAL FAVOR to Redskins fans, while you are artificially pumping them up and setting them up for a 'pop' that might just end at the wrong side of a gun.
Now I know how Mother Theresa must have felt some of the time.
If you want to go and save some football fans, start with the Colts, I don't know if their fans will be able to handle another playoff choke! No need saving us 'Skins fans we are used to the trill of victory, meanwhile you Seattle fans are more than accustomed to the agony of defeat.
'Skins RULE
DixieFlatline
January-11th-2006, 10:47 AM
this thread makes my head hurt.
Chopper Dave
January-11th-2006, 10:48 AM
It is psychologically important to reduce the spirit of NFL fans before a guaranteed loss. By doing so, the thrashing they see on TV will be slightly negated by the information I have been stating on this BB. This is statistically proven to reduce the suicide rate in those cities.
My "trolling" will save somewhere between two and five lives on Saturday night.
So call me any name you want - but I'm doing a REAL FAVOR to Redskins fans, while you are artificially pumping them up and setting them up for a 'pop' that might just end at the wrong side of a gun.
Now I know how Mother Theresa must have felt some of the time.
You're a funny guy, really. I'm serious. Smart, too. I mean, I wish I could just start talking **** left and right and then brush it off as a joke. Clearly no one would see through me. Nobody could possibly realize that I'm just an insecure little turd who has nothing better to do than boost my own ego and faltering confidence in my overrated team. It wouldn't be painfully obvious that I'm just dodging the real issue. If only I could be like that, like you.
Keep talking. Keep laughing. You know, when I went to the Bucs game, while tailgating, people were talking, people were laughing. They'd ask me if I wanted to some grilled hog, that there was plenty to go around. They had a grand old time, making jokes. And then you know what happened? It came back to bite them in the ass. So keep laughing, ****head. Just as I did after the Bucs game, once this one's over, I'm just going to smile. And that'll be more effective than any mindless bull**** that you could possibly spew. Keep laughing. It'll just make it that much sweeter.
RYANJOHNXI
January-11th-2006, 10:52 AM
My idea is "Washington RedSuckers". What's yours?
everyone needs to relax...this guy is just jealous MAINLY BECASUE:
When people think of WASHINGTON: THEY THINK OF DC
We have 3 Superbowls they have none
This just is just jealous let off of him...fans like him are used to losing in their opening playoff game so let them talk all the smack they want..and enjoy it until they lose to us
Ax
January-11th-2006, 10:54 AM
Better be careful there SimpletonHawk.
Somebody might kick your sister in the chin and circumcise your dumb ass!
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 11:05 AM
You're a funny guy, really. I'm serious. Smart, too. I mean, I wish I could just start talking **** left and right and then brush it off as a joke. Clearly no one would see through me. Nobody could possibly realize that I'm just an insecure little turd who has nothing better to do than boost my own ego and faltering confidence in my overrated team. It wouldn't be painfully obvious that I'm just dodging the real issue. If only I could be like that, like you.
I appreciate your sarcastic attempt at painting me as something I am not.
In reality I NEVER take myself too seriously. If GOD himself comes down and helps the Redskins beat the Seahawks (which is the only shot they've got), I will not be overly upset the next day. Its just a friggin' football game.
Chopper Dave
January-11th-2006, 11:10 AM
I appreciate your sarcastic attempt at painting me as something I am not.
In reality I NEVER take myself too seriously. If GOD himself comes down and helps the Redskins beat the Seahawks (which is the only shot they've got), I will not be overly upset the next day. Its just a friggin' football game.
Oh, so that's how it is? I'm glad we clarified that. Because honestly, I thought you were over here acting like a ****ing idiot for a reason. Apparantly you're just acting like a ****ing idiot for NO reason. I don't quite see how that's better, but at least we have a clear idea as to what we're dealing with.
Keep talking, keep laughing, keep digging a deeper hole. Like I said before, we're just having fun ****ing with you.
zoony
January-11th-2006, 11:12 AM
Oh, so that's how it is? I'm glad we clarified that. Because honestly, I thought you were over here acting like a ****ing idiot for a reason. Apparantly you're just acting like a ****ing idiot for NO reason. .
:laugh:
This simplechicken guy is great :munchout:
mods please please please don't ban him :)
SimpleHawk
January-11th-2006, 11:12 AM
Keep talking, keep laughing, keep digging a deeper hole. Like I said before, we're just having fun ****ing with you.
Good. Some people seem really upset and I was getting worried they were having a nervous breakdown.
--SimpleHawk
PS: I'm assuming you have the right to speak for all posters.
MoeRedskins
January-11th-2006, 11:16 AM
What exactly did Chuck Knox ever win? I will answer for you. A bunch of meaningless NFC west titles with the Rams when that was the worst division in football.
:logo:
chuck knox was with them when they were still in the AFC. They got moved like 6 years ago and have been reaping the benefits ever since then. Look, we say things like Seahags, and SuckHawks b/c we want to take a little pokes at you, and apperently they are working. As far as being fit, go F yourself. I have no idea what a fit fan base has anything to do with anything. Your fan base may be fit, but our fan base still kicks more ass.
mookie0720
January-11th-2006, 11:17 AM
Changing team names is probably the dumbest most annoying thing that goes on here.
Chopper Dave
January-11th-2006, 11:18 AM
Good. Some people seem really upset and I was getting worried they were having a nervous breakdown.
--SimpleHawk
PS: I'm assuming you have the right to speak for all posters.
I don't need to speak for anyone. I'm making an observation. When you've got 25 people with at least normal intelligence levels ganging up on a blithering idiot who has no place saying the things he's saying, it's safe to assume that there is some degree of fun being had.
BTW, thanks for your concern. I'm glad to see you're actually worried rather than just jokingly saying so. Because you know, that's a joke a 5 year old makes. And you're obviously more intelligent than a 5 year old.
Frediemac
January-11th-2006, 11:22 AM
Its just a friggin' football game.
Buddy, You and the Rest of "Seahawks Nation" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: will be using this Mantra on Saturday Night and beyond. :violin: You will have No other choice.
:loser:
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Coming up on Fox on Saturday 4:30 ET A Seattle Colon Cleansing by the Washington Redskins. Hard Core style followed by a All new Cops. :laugh: :point2sky
Daklu
January-11th-2006, 11:47 AM
Changing team names is probably the dumbest most annoying thing that goes on here.I certainly put it on the list, but not at the top. As a casual Seahawk fan, here's my list:
1. Calling the Seahawks "soft" and pointing to the strength of schedule as evidence. We had no control over the schedule and when the season opened, and it looked to be a very difficult schedule. We were picked to finish third in our division. Furthermore, this is a "soft" team that went into over time with your team in your house. (Yes, yes, I know your team has improved since then, as have almost all teams in the NFL.)
2. Pointless bluster (by fans of both teams) about how their preferred team is going to wipe the floor with the other. Intelligent discussion is far more interesting.
3. Name mangling. Seahags, Chickenhawks, Deadskins, and other less polite names usually just provoke emotional reactions and do nothing to contribute to the thread. (On the other hand, name mangling is the purpose of this thread, so maybe I'm wrong in this instance.)
Good luck to all the Skins fans on Saturday. Here's hoping for no major injuries. (I still remember when Theisman broke his leg, and thinking about it still makes me queasy.)
Brave
January-11th-2006, 11:56 AM
SimpleHawk makes one valid point in the midst of his considerable idiocy: The use of the silly names for rival teams is tired and not very creative. The names Cowgirls,
Cowturds, Gnats, Feacals, Deadskins, ********s ... and most of the rest don't make much of a point, other than to illustrate the lack of creativity by the author.
Dallsux
January-11th-2006, 11:58 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Wow! It amazes me how morons like this can even turn their computer on, muchless find us to troll.
Chopper Dave
January-11th-2006, 11:59 AM
I'll agree that it's stupid. I don't really do it other than in reference to the Cowboys. That's not the point (surprisingly, given that it is the "subject" of the topic). The point is, this guy is a complete tool.
themurf
January-11th-2006, 12:06 PM
Calling the Seahawks "soft" and pointing to the strength of schedule as evidence. We had no control over the schedule and when the season opened, and it looked to be a very difficult schedule. We were picked to finish third in our division. Furthermore, this is a "soft" team that went into over time with your team in your house. (Yes, yes, I know your team has improved since then, as have almost all teams in the NFL.)
Please understand that people only point out Seattle's joke of a schedule in response to the talking heads on TV blabbering about how great the Seahawks are and how their offense is unstoppable. Look, it's hard to take a team serious when they play - Houston (2-14), San Francisco twice (4-12), Tennessee (4-12), Green Bay (4-12), Arizona twice (5-11) and St. Louis twice (6-10). No wonder Shaun Alexander had a record-breaking year. (I've opted to leave Philadelphia off because they were a legit team who just fell apart due to injury and a retarded wide receiver. So even though they were only 6-10, we'll give you credit for a solid win against them).
That's nine games against the 13 worst teams in the NFL. Conversely, the Redskins went through the toughest schedule of any team to make the playoffs. They were a botched two-point conversion call in Tamp in November away from being the #2 seed.
Also, your Seahawks fans continue to talk about Josh Brown's failed fieldgoal attempt just before the end of regulation. Let me then point out that if Drew Bledsoe didn't throw a horrible interception at the end of the game and if Jay Feely converts any one of three fieldgoal chances at the end of that game, the Seahawks would have been 11-5 (while still playing nine games against cupcakes).
So I apologize to you and the rest of the Seattle faithful if we're not too quick to jump on the Seahawks bandwagon. Good day sir,
murf.
Dallsux
January-11th-2006, 12:06 PM
I certainly put it on the list, but not at the top. As a casual Seahawk fan, here's my list:
1. Calling the Seahawks "soft" and pointing to the strength of schedule as evidence. We had no control over the schedule and when the season opened, and it looked to be a very difficult schedule. We were picked to finish third in our division.
THIRD? Well, we here in Redskins Country, don't usually put a whole lot of stock in what the experts think. Not one of them picked us for a playoff berth & several said that we would not even see 8-8 (one said 4-12). Curiously, I would be interested to see WHY on God's green Earth the experts would predict the Rams & 49ers (or Az) to finish in front of you.
Furthermore, this is a "soft" team that went into over time with your team in your house. (Yes, yes, I know your team has improved since then, as have almost all teams in the NFL.)
2. Pointless bluster (by fans of both teams) about how their preferred team is going to wipe the floor with the other. Intelligent discussion is far more interesting.
Good luck finding it around here at this point.
3. Name mangling. Seahags, Chickenhawks, Deadskins, and other less polite names usually just provoke emotional reactions and do nothing to contribute to the thread. (On the other hand, name mangling is the purpose of this thread, so maybe I'm wrong in this instance.)
Good luck to all the Skins fans on Saturday. Here's hoping for no major injuries. (I still remember when Theisman broke his leg, and thinking about it still makes me queasy.)
For the mostpart, I agree. Even though, I contribute to the name mangling, I consider it childish & immature. But, I'm a male & so by my very nature have found that sometimes doing childish & immature things can be...rather fun. :D
:seahawksu
rictus58
January-11th-2006, 12:09 PM
And Babe Ruth wasn't a Yankee because he was with the Red Sox first.
Get real. They are on the team - they are therefore part of your history. Joe Theisman wasn't a Redskin his entire career, but you probably take credit for him.
I got this far then had to stop. I'm not wasting any more time reading thru this trolls garbage.
Dallsux
January-11th-2006, 12:10 PM
Please understand that people only point out Seattle's joke of a schedule in response to the talking heads on TV blabbering about how great the Seahawks are and how their offense is unstoppable. Look, it's hard to take a team serious when they play - Houston (2-14), San Francisco twice (4-12), Tennessee (4-12), Green Bay (4-12), Arizona twice (5-11) and St. Louis twice (6-10). No wonder Shaun Alexander had a record-breaking year. (I've opted to leave Philadelphia off because they were a legit team who just fell apart due to injury and a retarded wide receiver. So even though they were only 6-10, we'll give you credit for a solid win against them).
That's nine games against the 13 worst teams in the NFL. Conversely, the Redskins went through the toughest schedule of any team to make the playoffs. They were a botched two-point conversion call in Tamp in November away from being the #2 seed.
Also, your Seahawks fans continue to talk about Josh Brown's failed fieldgoal attempt just before the end of regulation. Let me then point out that if Drew Bledsoe didn't throw a horrible interception at the end of the game and if Jay Feely converts any one of three fieldgoal chances at the end of that game, the Seahawks would have been 11-5 (while still playing nine games against cupcakes).
So I apologize to you and the rest of the Seattle faithful if we're not too quick to jump on the Seahawks bandwagon. Good day sir,
murf.
I second. And third.
Dallsux
January-11th-2006, 12:19 PM
:laugh:
This simplechicken guy is great :munchout:
mods please please please don't ban him :)
"I agree with Howard Johnson about what Gabby Johnson says!" :laugh:
MthdMn13
January-11th-2006, 12:20 PM
Ricky Watters
Chris Warren
Warren Moon
Warren Moon was badass with the Oilers not so much the Seahawks. Ricky Watters also played his best years elsewhere. Who is Chris Warren?
cyfar
January-11th-2006, 12:24 PM
When the Seahawks win on Saturday, what will you call the team that lost to the team that "just plain sucks"?
My idea is "Washington RedSuckers". What's yours?
C'mon man. There are far better ones out there. Why not call us the Deadskins? You aren't even trying. Seriously, I find it funny how a lot of the Seattle trolls are coming to the boards with the usual troll material but they also bring us these little known(and less cared about) tidbits about how they are the best city to live in according to Blah Blah and how they are the # 1 fittest city according to Who Really Gives a %$#$?! Magazine. Sounds like a self esteem issue, to me. :)
nyfan
January-11th-2006, 12:52 PM
I do not call your team chicken hawks. That is a term used for folks that look for childern to satisfy thier sexual quirks. I do however call your team the Sea Hags. By the way Seattle is knowen for the high rate of suicide not fitness
LOOPSKIN28
January-11th-2006, 01:57 PM
Oh get over it and call us the 'Deadskins' like everyone else if it makes you feel any better....
rtbasye
January-11th-2006, 02:01 PM
Ricky Watters
Chris Warren
Warren Moon
oh, right, all those superbowl MVP's....no wait, that's not Seattle I'm thinking of, that's right, you've never been to the big show! :D :laugh:
Daklu
January-11th-2006, 03:41 PM
Look, it's hard to take a team serious when they play {Seahawk weak opponents listed}I understand that the Seahawks had an easy schedule, but having an easy schedule doesn't mean the team isn't good. The Seahawks beat all the teams they were supposed to beat in games that mattered, including the Giants and the Cowboys. You can make excuses for both of those games, but you (Skins fans in general) can't make those excuses and then turn around and say the Skins are better because you won in week 4.
Let me then point out that if Drew Bledsoe didn't throw a horrible interception at the end of the game and if Jay Feely converts any one of three fieldgoal chances at the end of that game, the Seahawks would have been 11-5 (while still playing nine games against cupcakes).Actually, it would probably be 12-4, as the Hawks rested starters against the Pack and lost the game. Regardless, "if" doesn't matter. Every single game played has numerous "ifs" that can go along with it. "If" the Redskins didn't intercept two batted balls against Tampa, they would be sitting at home for the rest of the playoffs.
Also, your Seahawks fans continue to talk about Josh Brown's failed fieldgoal attempt just before the end of regulation.Only because other people keep trying to take away our wins against Dallas and New York saying we were given those games. If the Cowboys and the Giants gave us those games, then we gave you that game.
So I apologize to you and the rest of the Seattle faithful if we're not too quick to jump on the Seahawks bandwagon.Hell, I don't expect you to jump on the Seahawk bandwagon. You're a Redskins fan. I would prefer that other fans quit saying the Seahawks suck because they played an easy schedule. That's all.
I would be interested to see WHY on God's green Earth the experts would predict the Rams & 49ers (or Az) to finish in front of you.I *think* Arizona was picked to finish first. No idea why, but I suspect it has something to do with the brutal (by preseason expectations) schedule the Seahawks had to play.
Good luck finding it around here at this point.It takes some searching, bit I have found some. :)
mbm
January-11th-2006, 03:46 PM
ok...seattle fittest city in america...bah, florida has hotter women.
skinned alive
January-11th-2006, 03:55 PM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
drink a mocha latte, whine about your sad emo life, put on your raincoat, and go play in traffic.
jrockster21
January-11th-2006, 03:59 PM
Ricky Watters
Chris Warren
Warren Moon
:laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh:
You can name 3 famous players?? :rotflmao:
redsand521
January-11th-2006, 04:00 PM
When the Seahawks win on Saturday, what will you call the team that lost to the team that "just plain sucks"?
My idea is "Washington RedSuckers". What's yours?
Why hasn't this moron been banned yet???
kevinklein
January-11th-2006, 04:04 PM
You're an idiot.
:laugh:
bubba9497
January-11th-2006, 04:05 PM
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
and #1 in lack of education :laugh:
Blondie
January-11th-2006, 04:08 PM
shut ur trap.. and SUCK IT
:nono:
There is a way to get the trolls to go away without this.
Blondie
grhqofb5
January-11th-2006, 04:08 PM
The 2 biggest stars in the history of the Seattle Seahawks are Steve Largent, (who I actually like and respect), and Curt Warner, who doesn't even hold the title of "best NFL player named Curt (or Kurt) Warner." Furthermore, Kurt Warner, the man who displaced Curt Warner in this epic battle, chose to marry a character from the famed Ghostbusters movie of the 80s. (see "Gozer the Gozerian", fig. 1)
http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/%7Evillains/graphics/gozer.jpg
So basically, what we have here is a guy, Curt Warner, who lost out to a dude who married an evil succubus.
iheartskins
January-11th-2006, 04:12 PM
I actually used to work with Vincent Cortho, Keymaster of Gozer.
He told a lot of lame jokes.
redsand521
January-11th-2006, 04:12 PM
The 2 biggest stars in the history of the Seattle Seahawks are Steve Largent, (who I actually like and respect), and Curt Warner, who doesn't even hold the title of "best NFL player named Curt (or Kurt) Warner." Furthermore, Kurt Warner, the man who displaced Curt Warner in this epic battle, chose to marry a character from the famed Ghostbusters movie of the 80s. (see "Gozer the Gozerian", fig. 1)
http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/%7Evillains/graphics/gozer.jpg
So basically, what we have here is a guy, Curt Warner, who lost out to a dude who married an evil succubus.
Wow. I KNEW Warner's wife looked familiar!!
Blondie
January-11th-2006, 04:13 PM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Ya know, when you have to talk about what the Redskin fans "call" the hawks......that means you really have very little to say.
If you could come here and have an intelligent discussion about the game.....instead of the many threads and posts you have so far, the intelligent fans on this board would welcome you and discuss the game with you.
From what I have seen, you lack knowledge.
So the discussion would be more like a monologue.......and all of these guys already know we are superior.
Blondie
HapHaszard
January-11th-2006, 04:15 PM
Actually Seattle's team is named after a non-existant bird. Seattle is the mold capital of the USA, when in Seattle never leave your shoes in the closet, they will grow green fur.
So far I have heard Seattle people come on this board, saying they are the most intellegent, the fittest, etc. I have lived all over the country, including Seattle and I can say they are no different in Seattle than any place else I have lived. There are fat people and dumb people in Seattle. One thing I can say about Seattle, they have traffic jambs to rival DC and Atlanta.
ozskin
January-11th-2006, 04:18 PM
"Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America."
And you say this when you life in NY??
:censored: U :point2sky
Thats right. I was just about to say this. Whats the tool on about.:doh:
WinSkins
January-11th-2006, 04:20 PM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
THIS POST PROVES THE STATE OF WASHINGTON IS LOSING THE WAR ON DRUG ABUSE.
risdenks
January-11th-2006, 04:24 PM
Since no one disputes the facts, I guess my point is the Redskins are bunch of scared pansies.
But when the score is Seahawks 42 - Redskins 17 on Saturday night, that will officially prove how hapless the 'Skins are as a football team.
if youre so proper and respsectable like your trying to make it seem, why are you wasting you time posting here among us "low-lifes".
just wait until saturday...
oh btw i dont know if you know this or not but uhhh the redskins have already beaten the seahawks... so uhhh
cyfar
January-11th-2006, 04:28 PM
Warner was a bad ass.......on Tecmo Bowl. That's about it.
SkinFan63
January-11th-2006, 04:31 PM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Hey waterboy....
It's The SEACHICKENS!
Get it right, and get off our site!!!
Oh and by the way....
You are the LAMEST poster they have sent over yet!
willyt
January-11th-2006, 04:43 PM
And Babe Ruth wasn't a Yankee because he was with the Red Sox first.
Get real. They are on the team - they are therefore part of your history. Joe Theisman wasn't a Redskin his entire career, but you probably take credit for him.
The big difference, "Einstien", is Babe Ruth and Joe T WON CHAMPIONSHIPS with their teams I dont remember when Seattle's last SB victory was.
skinfan13
January-11th-2006, 04:50 PM
i don;t change teams names: thats just stupid. i call them the seahawks becuase for the longest time that name has been synonymous with faliure and pure mediocrity.
also get a clue, we're not fat, the HOGS are fat because they are the HOGS as in pig as in big as in LINEMAN. at least we're creative fans, what do seattle fans dress as? birds?
TODD
January-11th-2006, 05:10 PM
To argue about the Seahawks history versus the Redskins' is a losing argument.
A really, really losing argument.
johnny99
January-11th-2006, 05:51 PM
Where did these Seahawk “fans” come from? Did they fall off of the Packers bandwagon or some other team that has recently crashed? If someone not from Seattle says they have been a Seahawk fan for a long time call them a liar or a whore.
Monkart
January-11th-2006, 06:00 PM
When the Seahawks win on Saturday, what will you call the team that lost to the team that "just plain sucks"?
Don't know what we'll call those 13 teams that lost to the Seahawks, probably for the most part. BELOW AVERAGE!!!! :D
OaktonSkins/BushFan
January-11th-2006, 06:04 PM
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Uh huh, this is similar to the claim by another Seatroll that Seattle has the most educated populace in the nation. Riiight....
Yeah, I wanna come out to Seattle where they forecast weather, not daily or weekly, but annually - rain, rain, and more rain.
wysknz1
January-11th-2006, 06:58 PM
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Actually, Bill Wyoming (pop.1) is... the dude is a power lifter. Drinks 8 6-packs a night. That's pumpin iron man
#98QBKiller
January-11th-2006, 07:02 PM
How does Chatham, NY rate?
SkinsFanMania
January-11th-2006, 10:29 PM
Actually...Baltimore is the fittest city in America....Believe it or not
You've got to be kidding!! :laugh:
MthdMn13
January-12th-2006, 09:03 AM
I just found a rather funny article in the Post and I just had to go back and link it to this conversation. For some reason we were having this long discussion about Seattle being a "fit" city. I have no idea why someone would make this claim and stand by it proudly. This dude could be a huge fat ass and we would never know unless he posted a pic. But anyway the article discuses "Big Lo" the Seattle Superfan who is 460 pounds. Now that is a big boy! Somehow this fat ass has made it to almost every single Mariner, Seahawk, and Sonics home game over the last few years. Is this an example of Seattle being a fit city? Anyway check it out on the Post website under the heading "Seattle Super Fan complete with Bendable Arms"
cbrittiscool
January-12th-2006, 09:14 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Dude - win a goddamn playoff game before you start talking s*it. You guys haven't scored a point in the playoffs, and haven't won a playoff game in 20 YEARS.
Since you have no life and have to troll in Redskin message boards to get your fix, do some research. Baltimore is the fittest city in America.
After Saturday, you and the rest of your Cobain-esque Seahawks fans can call the Redskins "daddy".
cbrittiscool
January-12th-2006, 09:17 AM
I do not call your team chicken hawks. That is a term used for folks that look for childern to satisfy thier sexual quirks. I do however call your team the Sea Hags. By the way Seattle is knowen for the high rate of suicide not fitness
I'm thinking that that rate will increase Saturday evening.
GO SKINS!
Brown_Hornet
January-12th-2006, 09:18 AM
Ricky Watters - Philly
Warren Moon - Houston
They ain't your's they just happened to pass thru
Agree on Moon.
Watters will always be a 49r to me.
What, no love for Jim Zorn?
Bozworth was, well, infamous.
cbrittiscool
January-12th-2006, 09:20 AM
. Other than Steve Largent, who were their famous players? Jim Zorn? Dave Krieg? Yeah, like those two have Canton written all over them. So now they have Matt Hasselbeck..
Didn't Bosworth play there?
MidPennSkin
January-12th-2006, 11:38 AM
Actually Seattle's team is named after a non-existant bird.
Actually, the Osprey is sometimes called a seahawk. More commonly, it's called a fish hawk. It lives and nests near fresh or salt water, and eats fish. That's the only hawklike bird that might possibly be called a seahawk. I guess they didn't call the team the Seattle Ospreys because it's not as alliterative as the Sea-addled Sea-hocks (BTW, Sean Taylor's gonna be pissed for this game).
Sea hags, on the other hand, are well known in song and story since the days of the Beowulf saga 1000 years ago. Legendary, yes, but still well known. I think the city of SeaAddle missed a great opportunity when they didn't name the team the Seahags. But we can still call them that, it seems appropriate.
http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/seahag.jpg
As you can tell from my sig, I'm not above telling it like it is.
rehsiftwo
January-12th-2006, 11:44 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
you think that's bad.... look around and see how they compare your players to other people (look-a-likes)..... photoshopping your teams owners, players, and coaches... pretty childish if you ask me! Sounds like third grade play ground chatter!:laugh:
ChiefPowhatan17
January-12th-2006, 11:48 AM
I like the Seagals, but I can't believe this Seagals fan has 60 posts here. He needs to get a life.:logo::logo::logo:
gchwood
January-12th-2006, 11:53 AM
The best part of this site is everyone calling the Seahawks the 'Chickenhawks'. By slightly changing the Seattle name it makes them look stupid and scared.
The Seahawk fans just call the Redskins the 'Redskins'. So without changing the name at all we make you look stupid and scared.
And then we can always point to the trans-sexual outlook the most ardent Redskin fans have with dressing like fat girls. Of course you can't dress like skinny girls because Redskin fans are so fat.
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
A. The Seahawk fans call the Skins: The Deadskins and the ********s, so who is truely stupid, scared and acting like an adolescent.
B. Yes all of us in DC are fat!!! We are happy and fat, but we will still live longer than Seattleans cuz we aren't going to have massive cardiac arrest from over caffination (word?).
terpfan
January-12th-2006, 11:55 AM
hahahaha... this post made me laugh. thanks!
Hail_Skinz
January-12th-2006, 12:00 PM
Since no one disputes the facts, I guess my point is the Redskins are bunch of scared pansies.
But when the score is Seahawks 42 - Redskins 17 on Saturday night, that will officially prove how hapless the 'Skins are as a football team.
Hey Latte Boy...sounds like you're the one who is scared.
We heard the SAME garbage from the Puke fans, the Midget fans, the "Pewter Pirate" fans :laugh: , and now from the over-hyped, over-confident, over-zealous, PeaCocks fans.
You will soon will join the ranks with the rest of the trolls that frequent this board. Joe Gibbs is yer DADDY, son....
:seahawksu
dahogs
January-12th-2006, 12:10 PM
Come out west and see what exercise does for the human body. Seattle is 2nd only to LA as the fittest city in America.
Must be all the methanphetamenes. :laugh:
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