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Renesis
February-11th-2006, 12:47 AM
Hadn't heard much of anything from or about Moss at the Pro Bowl, but today on NFL Total Access they were talking to some NFC players about Chad Johnson being a DB.

I tried to type it out as accurately as possible, leaving out "um"s and "uh"s.

Santana Moss: "He suuuucks, nah, he talked to me about it too. I told him I might give him one of them Arena motions, just to see what he could do with it, you know what I mean. Since they allowed him to play corner, I'm pretty sure they allow me to, you know, start in the backfield and come up to him full speed, so, I'm a try to give him something different.

Steve Smith: "Chad, my arch nemesis, will be, you know, covering me a little bit, so I'm looking forward that, so I think that's gonna happen. So, I'm guaranteein' when he's out there, you may see some Jordanesque, you know some, Michael Vick-nish, up in there, you know, just doin' my thang.

Santana Moss: "Chad know about The Remix, but he never covered The Remix, so, you know, speaking that he haven't covered it, I think it might be best for him to go watch some film tonight."

Michael Strahan: "With Chad it doesn't suprise me. I'd just love to see a dance if he intercepted a ball, that's all I'm looking forward to.

Santana Moss: "If I get him, you know, I'm gonna celebrate for him, I'm a use one of his dances."

Audio Capture (http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=819177112.mp3)
Karlton79
February-11th-2006, 01:07 AM
Chad couldn't cover Santana if his life depended on it ;)
wahoos911
February-11th-2006, 03:29 AM
santana is so ghetto
Karlton79
February-11th-2006, 07:53 AM
santana is so ghettoand?...
FootballGuy2677
February-11th-2006, 08:29 AM
santana is so ghetto

Duh hes from THE U!!!


You need three things to go to Miami


1. Be good at football
2. Be Ghetto
3. Know how to use a gun or knife
Josh90286
February-11th-2006, 08:32 AM
Duh hes from THE U!!!


You need three things to go to Miami


1. Be good at football
2. Be Ghetto
3. Know how to use a gun or knife
haha :doh:
mikeyf316
February-11th-2006, 08:53 AM
Duh hes from THE U!!!


You need three things to go to Miami


1. Be good at football
2. Be Ghetto
3. Know how to use a gun or knife

You forgot #4:

Know how and where to hide a body.

Just for fun, here's the Florida State / Miami rivalry from a court standpoint - http://www.cracksmoker.com/Rivalry1%20FSU%20v%20UM.htm
Stew
February-11th-2006, 08:56 AM
I hope we see an 80 yard atom bomb to Moss for aTD in the Probowl. Then I hope Moss does Johnsons riverdance. That would make the Pro - Bowl perfect.
portis&taylor
February-11th-2006, 09:09 AM
lol santana is hillarious! Steve smith too
Capt Rich Fla
February-11th-2006, 10:58 AM
Duh hes from THE U!!!


You need three things to go to Miami


1. Be good at football
2. Be Ghetto
3. Know how to use a gun or knifeWhere's the love?:laugh:
TLusby
February-11th-2006, 02:04 PM
You guys are quite right; however, the "U" costs about $40k per year and is a private school. Most people do not realize that it is well known for being an academic school.
meetST
February-11th-2006, 02:09 PM
however, the "U" costs about $40k per year and is a private school. Most people do not realize that it is well known for being an academic school.omg...someone who actually knows a little something about miami. I agreed with number 1 and 2 but 3 is just pathetic and stupid. Miami is a good school and a pretty hard school to get into. Notice how a lot of recruits who are hardcore canes fans end up at other schools...why? their grades weren't good. Yes we've had our number of "thugs" but god that was like in era of Melvin Bratton where it was the U against the world...and it still is but other schools have had more problems with thugs than our school for the past 5-6 years
FightForOldDC21
February-11th-2006, 03:17 PM
lol santana u da man
niyahisacutie
February-11th-2006, 03:28 PM
santana is so ghetto

:laugh:
FootballGuy2677
February-11th-2006, 03:39 PM
You forgot #4:

Know how and where to hide a body.

Just for fun, here's the Florida State / Miami rivalry from a court standpoint - http://www.cracksmoker.com/Rivalry1%20FSU%20v%20UM.htm




:laugh: You didnt have to tell me lol
RedDevil
February-11th-2006, 03:44 PM
Santana is gonna be burning fools in the ProBowl...
cheeks
February-11th-2006, 04:46 PM
You forgot #4:

Know how and where to hide a body.

Just for fun, here's the Florida State / Miami rivalry from a court standpoint - http://www.cracksmoker.com/Rivalry1%20FSU%20v%20UM.htm

the G men go hard....

SHOCKEY, JEREMYThrew a cup of ice water over his head and splashed a child in the stands in the NFC playoffs.lol
Love_Them_Dirtbags
February-11th-2006, 05:41 PM
You guys are quite right; however, the "U" costs about $40k per year and is a private school. Most people do not realize that it is well known for being an academic school.

Bwahahah! It is a weak school, academically. No offense, if you went there. I'm sure it has some good departments, etc. blah blah blah, but it's not a top tier school. And tuition/fees have no correlation with school quality.