Some Redskin-related humor.

[Mickalino]

I posted this as a response in a Tailgate thread, but I wanted to share it with everybody, since it was Redskin-related, and thought you all might enjoy it during this agonizing offseason.

Someone made the absurd assumption that Joe Gibbs had created a MySpace account. My theory is that if that happened, the wife would certainly freak out, to say the least.
Here's how I see that situation playing out :

Joe Gibbs : Pat, I'll be working 20 hour days at the office for the next 3 months.

Pat Gibbs : What for, honey ?

Joe Gibbs : Strategizing for the draft, free agency, offseason workouts, watching film.

Pat Gibbs : But honey, you promised it would be different this time around. You promised that on this stint, you'd take care of your health, and take care of your family.

Joe Gibbs : I know honey, but these are really important matters. I promised Snyder a Lombardi trophy, and it's a lot tougher than I thought it'd be, this time around. Sean Taylor might be going to jail. Things are getting REALLY sticky at Redskin Park. I REALLY gotta follow through on this strategy.

Pat Gibbs : Okay, sweetie. But PROMISE me, as soon as you're done strategizing tonite, that you'll spend some time with me, and AS SOON as you win a Lombardi for that fiesty little Snyder, you'll retire again, and come back home.

Joe Gibbs : I promise, sweetheart. G'bye.....{smooch}

Pat Gibbs : G-bye darling.

AT REDSKINS PARK :

Joe Gibbs : Hey Buges, how does this MySpace registration work again ?

Joe Bugel : Just pick a name for your MySpace account.
How about Joe Gibbs ?

Joe Gibbs : There ya go. {click, click, click}

Telephone : RRRRRRING

Joe Bugel : Thank you for calling Redskin Park, Joe Bugel speaking.......Oh, Hi Mrs Gibbs.....Sorry, Joe won't home until about 5am ; he's still trying to figure out this MySpace thing.

Pat Gibbs : WWHAAAAAAAATTTT ?!?!?!?!

[wahoos911]

hahahahaha

thats nice

[#98QBKiller]

:laugh:



You know if Gibbs really had a MySpace account his quote would say:

"Those boys fight their guts out."

Did you see "CP's MySpace Account" yet?

[painfulyetloyal]

What is a my space account?

[GOSKINS_08]

What is a my space account?

Its like a personel web page about yourself.

[Mickalino]

What is a my space account?

The best way I could describe it is, it's your very own, personalized Message Board - And usually used for the purpose of picking up chicks.

Here's the "alleged" Clinton Portis, Sean Taylor, and Santana Moss MySpace Accounts, (almost certainly fake)if this helps :

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4780424

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41767031

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36555081

[painfulyetloyal]

The best way I could describe it is, it's your very own, personalized Message Board - And usually used for the purpose of picking up chicks.

Here's the "alleged" Clinton Portis, Sean Taylor, and Santana Moss MySpace Accounts, (almost certainly fake)if this helps :

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4780424

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41767031

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36555081


WOW, some people just have WAYYY too much time on their hands!

[#98QBKiller]

The best way I could describe it is, it's your very own, personalized Message Board - And usually used for the purpose of picking up chicks.

Here's the "alleged" Clinton Portis, Sean Taylor, and Santana Moss MySpace Accounts, (almost certainly fake)if this helps :

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4780424

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41767031

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36555081



Well just a note (even though all of them are probably fake) Sean Taylor's is definitely fake. In his "60 Seconds with a Redskin" interview he said his favorite musician is Lil' Wayne....on his account it says some other ****.:D

[ChampSkinsFanatic]

LMAO this topic is hilarioius, I went to that fake Portis myspace account and read this message from a FAKE Chris Cooley

"/12/2006 2:21 PM

sup portis, we all know the both of us deserve to be in hawaii right now wit santana and samuels! ":laugh:

LOL

*edit from Santana's

"and i also believe that jerry rice is my idle"

Obviously some 12 year old with nothing better to do

[philal0102]

haha thats pretty funny

[Mickalino]

"and i also believe that jerry rice is my idle"

Obviously some 12 year old with nothing better to do

he had too much IDLE time on his hands