Things Id rather do than cheer on the Cowboys

[Aberdeenredskin]

Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck

I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh:

[FedExFielder]

I would rather jump off a 500 ft. cliff onto a huge bed of spikes with my head in a vice the entire time....than root for the Cowpies

[DieselPwr44]

I'd rather.........

Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys....

[SkinFan63]

Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck

I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh:

Here we go!

1. Stick a hot needle in my eye.
2. Take shower with Ernest Borgnine.
3. Contract herpes.
4. Get a Mexican divorce.
5. Drink rubbing alcohol. (Like Kitty Dukakkis)
6. Cheer for the Fudge-Packers.
7. Change my name to Phyllis.
8. Drive my car off a cliff.
9. Get a rectal exam.
10. Be audited by the IRS.

Hail!:point2sky

http://www.geocities.com/skinfan63/seantaylor.JPG

[Aberdeenredskin]

Id rather hand my first born child a set of kitchen knives for their first birthday than cheer on the cowpats :dallasuck

[Sherlock Holmes]

id give up extremeskins for the offseason. Because of threads like this.:mad:

[Coach Williams]

go to work

[TC4]

Have potentially life threatening surgery for a possibly fatal brain aneurism

GOD I hate the Cowboys!!!!

:dallasuck

[OVCChairman]

i would rather go singles jumping at a retirement home

[Joe Gibbs II]

Have potentially life threatening surgery for a possibly fatal brain aneurism

GOD I hate the Cowboys!!!!

:dallasuck


Umm I think anyone would do that instead of probably dying from a brain aneurism.....


uhhh :dallasuck

[dg28daman]

I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls.

[Brianbien83]

I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls.


I feel like any sexual contact with Janet Reno could never been considered sweet or passionate, much less both together.

That being said, and quoting "Weird" Al Yankovich: 'I'd rather clean the bathrooms of Grand Central Station...with my tongue' than root for the cows.

[MrSilverMaC]

Sit through War and Peace, and the Dictionary as read by George W. Bush.

[mikalax2]

I'de rather drop the soap in the shower in prison then cheer for those B@$tards......Well maybe not...F Dallas!!!!

[twenty-eight]

ANYTHING...literally..you name it

[Heavy Jumbo]

I'd rather walk through a blizzard naked than root for the Pokes

[Sherlock Holmes]

Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win?

[Major Harris]

i'd rather watch brokeback mountain.

[Aberdeenredskin]

i'd rather watch brokeback mountain.

Id rather star in brokeback mountain.

[wahoos911]

Id rather star in brokeback mountain.

he one-upped you

[Eastlove]

I'd rather.........

Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys....I bet you would

[mikeyf316]

I'd rather have a hundred midgets line up to punch me in the testicles one at a time than root for the Cowboys.

And if a Cowboys win guaranteed us a spot in the playoffs, I would sit and watch the game quietly without cheering for those apes..

[28rdsknsfn28]

Low crawl naked through a mile of broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in rubbing alcohol while being scrubbed with used toliet brushes.

[Jumbo]

Speed up the End of Days.

[PleaseBlitz]

I would rather go on an all broken glass diet.

[praise_gibbs]

I'd rather walk through a blizzard naked than root for the Pokes



Low crawl naked through a mile of broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in rubbing alcohol while being scrubbed with used toliet brushes.


I would rather be forced to live with my eyes shut for a month than have to watch any of those two! :laugh:


Oh yeah... I forgot the 'than cheer on the cowboys' part.

[MAX POWER]

Hmmmmmmmmm? I would rather shoot up with Michael Irvin.

[Frunobulax]

I'd rather have a root canal through the anus.

[LD0506]

I would rather jump headfirst into a pool filled with vomit than root for Dallass

[SnyderShrugged]

I'd rather have both my testicles surgically removed and stiched onto my eyelids.

[roadkill]

Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win?

yeah if thats the case no true skins fan wouldnt cheer dallas on

[englitdaudelin]

I'd rather suffer the fate of some Greek Tragic hero:

doink my mom and have babies and then poke my eyes out and be exiled...
sacrifice my daughter for favorable winds, then be killed by wife's lover when I return from an expedition...
be walled up in a cave with no food and hang myself, rather than admit wrong...
Kill thousands of trojans when my best friend / lover is killed, then be killed in Venus' temple by some treacherous wimp whilst I woo a trojan woman...

[Hail26]

Id rather star in brokeback mountain.

LOL!!!:dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck

[Eastlove]

I'd rather have a night out on the town with a sorority girl or two than root for the cowboys.

If I miss a game it better be for a good reason.

[stwasm]

Participate in a menage a trois with Linda Tripp and Sally Jessy Raphael!

[Frunobulax]

I'd rather have both my testicles surgically removed and stiched onto my eyelids.

Wow -- real eyeballs...

[hoskins]

Participate in a menage a trois with Linda Tripp and Sally Jessy Raphael!

Reading that post may have been worse than rooting for the Cowboys. :doh:

[gooskins]

I would rather change my Grandmothers diaper than root for the Cowboys.

[skinman574]

i'd rather become a nerd than root for dallas......most likely

[a_good_brotha]

I'd rather root for the Redskins. Sorry folks, but I have no hatred for the Cowboys. I just like talking smack for the fun of the game. They are the rivals.

[flexxskins]

I would rather be forced to search through Janet Reno's stool sample for steroid traces.

Even the nutty kind. :doh:

[redskins4life234]

I'd rather eat human fecices(sp) dipped in yurin(sp) then root for the cowturds.

[The Batman]

I'd rather have a night out on the town with a sorority girl or two than root for the cowboys.

If I miss a game it better be for a good reason.

Only sorority girl a Dallas fan like you's getting is from Omega Mu.

Did you catch the reference?

Someone explain it to him.
:logo:

[fuji869]

I would rather cheer on the Taliban then cheer on the Dallas Cowboys.

http://dirtroadhick.com/files/pta/taliban.jpg

I hate the Cowboys, I hate em, I hate em, I hate em!!!!! :cuss:

[Eastlove]

Only sorority girl a Dallas fan like you's getting is from Omega Mu.

Did you catch the reference?

Someone explain it to him.
:logo:I don't get the reference, but come down to Austin some time and meet some UT girls. You'll change your tune.

[flexxskins]

I would rather cheer on the Taliban then cheer on the Dallas Cowboys.

http://dirtroadhick.com/files/pta/taliban.jpg

I hate the Cowboys, I hate em, I hate em, I hate em!!!!! :cuss: :doh: Just when I was thinking that we couldn't possibly take this too far.

[stevieboy76UK]

Id rather slide down a huge razor blade naked n use my gonads as brakes, before i enter into a field of cactus and stinging nettles whist being shot at and then run over by a steam roller!:D :dallasuck

[Major Harris]

Id rather star in brokeback mountain.



he one-upped you


yes he did. :laugh:

[hamptonskinsfan]

i'd rather have my legs ripped off at the knee and then attached to a machine to constantly kick me in the nads the whole time having a philly fan assualt me like they do at the linc. and a giants fan scream at me through a megaphone about how eli manning is the second comming of phil sims than root for the cowpaddies.

[sumodat]

I'd rather.........

Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys....

I would watch Dr. Phil before I rooted for the cowpukes!! :D

[hamptonskinsfan]

I would watch Dr. Phil before I rooted for the cowpukes!! :D
heck i would rather have hard rough man love with Dr Phil before I rooted for them.

[dcsmooth]

I rather have nightmares that Dallas has won another Superbowl (that requires medication:insane:) than to root for the "Broke Back Mountain" Cowboys! :mad: :shot:

[stwasm]

Reading that post may have been worse than rooting for the Cowboys. :doh:

Nice visual, eh?

[Inigo Montoya]

Stop it, stop it... i am laughing so hard reading this and I'm at work getting strange looks.

Here's mine: I would rather live with my in-laws than root for the cowchickens.

[NWSkins]

I would rather fly to Zimbabwe and live under a turtle shell for 6 months

I would rather drop-out of college, (currently at Northwestern) and pursue a life-long career in being a male prostitue, thus later developing aids, and die at age 40.

I would rather reject having exotic sex w/ Petra Nemcova (Sports Illustrated) then root for the Cowboys. maybe not...:D

[Novato]

Here we go!

1. Stick a hot needle in my eye.
2. Take shower with Ernest Borgnine.
3. Contract herpes.
4. Get a Mexican divorce.
5. Drink rubbing alcohol. (Like Kitty Dukakkis)
6. Cheer for the Fudge-Packers.
7. Change my name to Phyllis.
8. Drive my car off a cliff.
9. Get a rectal exam.
10. Be audited by the IRS.

Hail!:point2sky

http://www.geocities.com/skinfan63/seantaylor.JPG

Please explain the Mexican Divorce? I'm Mexican so I'll take it into account...

I'd rather watch to a soccer game ending in a 0-0 tie than watch a pukes' game. :dallasuck

[Aberdeenredskin]

I rather have nightmares that Dallas has won another Superbowl (that requires medication:insane:) than to root for the "Broke Back Mountain" Cowboys! :mad: :shot:

"Brokeback mountain" cowboys Loving that :laugh: :laugh:

Id rather catch my dad spanking the monkey than cheer on the cowpats

[Capt Rich Fla]

POOP open safety pins. I know this because I almost did it when I was a kid.

[SeanTaylor#21]

I would............

rather cheer for the WASHINGTON REDSKINS :point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky :point2sky

[bcl05]

I'd rather get hit by Sean Taylor than cheer for the Cowboys.

[[[ghost]]]

Be Gay (not that there is anything wrong with that, its just not my thing)

[sknsrbck26]

]']Be Gay (not that there is anything wrong with that, its just not my thing)

LOL....that's what I was going to say.

[Paydirt]

...Have the flees of a thousand camels infest my armpits!!!

[meetST]

...Have the flees of a thousand camels infest my armpits!!!:puke: ewwwwwwwwwwww that's so gross

[Hansenbj]

This may seem a bit extreme, but have 24 permanently taken off the air.

[SkinsStud5]

I'd rather be locked in a room with Shannon Sharpe for 800 hours and have to listen to him talk senseless crap and spit all over me before i root for the queerboys. i hate those bastards

On the other hand I would love to be locked in a room with Roy Williams that horse collar P****, i would love to take a chain saw to that guy like Scarface

[#98QBKiller]

Id rather star in brokeback mountain.



:laugh:

[BigRay]

Stab myself with an ice pick..

[perturbed]

I would rather wear a T-Shirt with a cartoon rendition of Muhammad thru the streets of Islamabad Pakistan then root for the Cowturds. :2cents:

[mikeyf316]

I would rather wear a T-Shirt with a cartoon rendition of Muhammad thru the streets of Islamabad Pakistan then root for the Cowturds. :2cents:

Now THAT is taking your life into your own hands.

Nice dedication.:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Ant15fromNJ]

I would just about anything.

[SkinsFanMania]

I'd rather watch a romance or go to quilting lessons than cheer for the Cowgirls.

[Aberdeenredskin]

I would just about anything.

Thats the spirit ! :cheers: :applause: :logo: :dallasuck

[dawgjk9]

I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls.


id rather do it with hillary clinton :doh::thumbsup:


seriously..

[NWSkins]

I would rather tie myself naked to a chair and burn myself with lit cigarettes.

[SkinFan63]

Please explain the Mexican Divorce? I'm Mexican so I'll take it into account...

I'd rather watch to a soccer game ending in a 0-0 tie than watch a pukes' game. :dallasuck

It's in a song by "The Tubes."

Quote "A Las Vegas wedding - A Mexican divorce."

Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone.

Hail!:point2sky

[MattGeorge85]

Serve 25 to life.


:dallasuck

[Aberdeenredskin]

It's in a song by "The Tubes."

Quote "A Las Vegas wedding - A Mexican divorce."

Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone.

Hail!:point2sky

http://www.lyricscrawler.com/song/159470.html


Id rather eat my own sack than cheer on the brookback mountain cowboys

[HittinSkinz]

i would rather lick a horses ass

[Aberdeenredskin]

Id rather nail my knob to a burning building

[WinSkins]

Watch paint dry...clean latrines...ANYTHING!

[75004]

Catch the ball in the presense of Sean Taylor.

[Chief skin]

Rather pass a kidney stone then be a fan of the cowpukes

[THEHEREAFTER]

So wait a minute here...? You guys DON'T like the Cowboys... :( :( who woulda thunk it? :( Interesting read.. :applause:

[Macd36]

rather run naked thur a pricker bush ! "F " the boys !

[BigRay]

I would rather get struck by lightining..

[Gusthecat]

I'd rather get struck by Portis' Mom.

[aussieskin]

I would rather be tackled by saun taylor on one side and lavar on the other rather than support the girls.

[BigRay]

I'd rather get struck by Portis' Mom.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA:applause:

[MLSKINS]

I would rather be tackled by saun taylor on one side and lavar on the other rather than support the girls.
Who is Saun Taylor :laugh: :laugh:

I rather:
Kiss my girlfriend mothers Mole
Drink a gallon of prune juice.
Be TO's bestfriend
Cheer for Duke :mad:
Do a 100 on 395 with one han on the wheel (Syke)
And the pushing point is:
I rather tell Bush he is doing a good job as president.

[Aberdeenredskin]

Id rather play for the giants or the eagles than support the cowboys

[bmw2301]

Neve will I pull for the cowgirls, I would do about anything....

[Skins-o-holic]

Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win?


Nope........ I would cheer for the other team to LOSE but I'm pretty sure God Himself would strike me down for sucha sin, cheering for those bunch of................that is.........




:dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :gaintsuck :gaintsuck :eaglesuck :eaglesuck

[dinzelwashington]

i would cheer for them if there was a final playoff spot.. and the cowboiys had to beat a team for the skins to make the final spot.. other than that, i would be in fear factor and eat worms for free....

[georgiaredskin]

I would rather wear panty hose and stick tampons in me.

[wvufootball1976]

Anyone see the guy in the head-contraption at the beginning of Saw II? I would rather get stuck in that thing and have it collapse.

[aussieskin]

this is an easy one "DEATH BEFORE DIS-HONOUR"

[redskinsfan17]

I would rather have my girlfriend put on a strap on and make me her B**** then root for the cowgirls.

[RedskinsNation]

I would rather have my girlfriend put on a strap on and make me her B**** then root for the cowgirls.

gzus....now that made me cringe right there....Look i hate the cowboys too but I dont want someone to pull a Marv Albert on me....regardless who they are...just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes......DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think its great that we are involved in the best rivalry in football.....I hate Dallas to death (as they hate us) but strap ons are something I dont EVER want to endure. Its a Great Rivalry and Im grateful that we are 50% of it!

[DaBoyz73]

I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would.

[wayne seay]

those were so funny. i am here at work on 3rd shift & when i read all of those i almost
woke myself up...........hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! has anyone seen ernest borgnine's wife now
she is the one i would love to take a shower with.......yummy but then if still had on
her makeup then it could get a little "messy". again those were great!!!

[Anne The Fan]

I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would.
Dude, your sig is way too tall and in complete violation of the rules. I seriously recommend that you make it conform to acceptable standards before a mod locks your sig privileges.

And yes, I would saw my foot off with a rusty toaster before I’d root for your team. Believe it. :)

[carlost]

spank my monkey with steel wool!!!!!

[jempet]

Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys....


Okay, I hate the 'boys as much as anyone, well, maybe except this guy. Seriously, I'd cheer them in the superbowl if it got me out of having a Dr. stick is finger up my rear.

[SkinFan63]

I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would.

Believe it.
We HATE the Cowpies!

Hail!:point2sky

http://www.geocities.com/skinfan63/tuna.JPG
Eat it Fat Boy!

[ItaliaMuscle]

get my butt whooped by a bunch of Dallas fans than cheer for their team

[STBonecrusher21]

poop in my pants during school. OOO thats a good one.

[Aberdeenredskin]

get my butt whooped by a bunch of Dallas fans than cheer for their team

There would have to be alot of them to even think about taking on one redskin :laugh: :laugh:

[edgun88]

I'd rather take a crap

[seancarter]

Give a reacharound to a spider-monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance

[Aberdeenredskin]

Id rather catch my parents hard at it than cheer for the dallas :dallasuck

[Aberdeenredskin]

after beign forced by my girlfriend to watch brokeback mountain last night

I repeat ID RATHER STAR IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN THAN CHEER ON THE COWPATS

[SkinzFoLife]

I would rathar crawl accross a desert of glass on my belly to lick the tip of the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the milkmans truck that delivers Len Pastabellies diet yogurt than root for the cowgirls!

[Stophovr6]

I'd rather hate doing so.

[Art]

Be known in all the tabloid magazines as one part of the couple Fa-rt. Fabio and Art.

[kylecoursey]

pluck my b*** hairs

[elkabong82]

I'd rather chop off my genitals and pour lemon juice on the wound

*That ones gonna get quoted too

[englitdaudelin]

I would rathar crawl accross a desert of glass on my belly to lick the tip of the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the milkmans truck that delivers Len Pastabellies diet yogurt than root for the cowgirls!

Heck, I'd rather kiss Len's tubby belly and use my tongue to root for goodies in his flab folds LIVE on Redskins TV AND on the stadium jumbo-tron (so y'all can see me giving him a warm loving tongue bath)... than root for Dallas.

[Painkiller]

I'd rather have sex with a man then root for the Pukes.
I'd rather go to sleep next to Lorena Bobbit then root for the Pukes.
I'd rather have the clap then root for the Pukes.
I'd rather be castrated then root for the Pukes.

That's a start.

:laugh:

[redskinss]

'in the words of weird al yankovich

I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,


I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.



I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches. Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
in Grand Central Station with my tongue,


Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool
filled with double-edged razor blades,


I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...

than spend one single minute rooting on the cowboys

[redskin48]

I would rather have my A** beat

[Skinja]

i would rather punch myself in the weiner until i pass out

[Ajokah]

Let me see here, Id rather:



1. Have my man parts chopped off.
2. Not live at all.
3. Be toilet paper at a Chilli contest.
4. Work at Home123 the rest of my life (inside joke)
5. Have sex with John Clayton
6. Drive with Nate Newton across town.

[Ajokah]

Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win?



Of course. That would be like rooting against them. Think about it. I would want us to lose if it would get them in. SO if they would win and help us in the playoffs, it would suck for them.

[RedskinGodfather]

Deficate in a cup and drink it

[Capt Rich Fla]

Poop out a dozen hard crabs (whole) with Old Bay still in tact. OUCH!:laugh::point2sky

[Capt Rich Fla]

Being video taped tossing off and played on a jumbo tron. (WANNA GET AWAY)

[alwaysaskin]

Give a reacharound to a spider-monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance

giggity

I'd rather watch a Hulk Hogan movie retrospective while having a hot three way with Chyna and Nicole Bass, followed up by a pssionate romp with Roseanne

[Aberdeenredskin]

I'd rather chop off my genitals and pour lemon juice on the wound

*That ones gonna get quoted too

Deserves to get quoted :laugh: :laugh:

Id rather give up beer :cheers:

[ironmic]

Id rather have unabashed sex with Rosie O'donnell

[grhqofb5]

I would rather shave the hair off Saddam Hussein's balls, spin it into thread, knit myself a ski mask, and wear it to a showing of a brokeback mountain/steel magnolias double feature.

[jservs7]

I would rather cheer during a woman's golf game while wearing a pink "Michelle Wie Is The Coolest" tshirt.

[sumodat]

I would pour hot sand from the beach on my eye balls -and- clean a porti-potti at a hard-boiled egg eating contest with nothing but a straw rather than root for the BrokeBacks!!

:dallasuck

[elkabong82]

I'd rather listen to George W. Bush narrating The Great Gatsby

[PotomacSkinsFan]

root against the cowboys

[chree]

i'd rather use a sandpaper condom....rough being the inside
i'd rather slide down a slide with built in glass shards.

[elkabong82]

I'd rather listen to TO list the reasons why his family is starving

[MossFan89]

Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck

I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh:

i would rather jump off the side walk :laugh: j/k

nah i would rather kiss a toilet seat then cheer the cowgurls. :dallasuck

[Aberdeenredskin]

i propose we make it a rule that we replace the word dallas (i feel dirty even typing it) with the words brokeback mountain at every opportunity :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck

[MossFan89]

what about cowgurls?

[elkabong82]

I'd rather drink from Pastabelly's colostomy bag

*sorry for the visual everybody

[skinsman4u]

Buy a riding lawn mower for my 10 acre home.

[manichispanic]

i'd rather smoke for 40 years........through my cornhole......

[Park City Skins]

Stop talking.


Uh oh.


;)

[Seabee1973]

I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls.


dude after reading that i just want to puke

[cavalry414]

I would rather staple my tongue to my chin and swim down a river of testicles.

[Seabee1973]

root against the cowboys

best one yet

[iceman330]

Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck

I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh:

Go to the dentist. :dallasuck

[Deefense]

Dress like a terrorist and walk up to the white house with a backpack on my back and a toy grenade in my hand!!!

[E-Dog Night]

Become the newest detainee at Abu Gharib prison, with an Al Qaeda tattoo on my forehead coupled with a nasty case of turrets syndrome.

[Sinclair]

id rather eat glass, or have my balls pounded flat..anything really.

[mamiskin212689]

walk in to oncomming traffic on I-95

[Aberdeenredskin]

Wonder if they feel as warmly about us ?

Care ?? :dallasuck

[SteelerSkins]

i rather gargle ball sweat

[SteelerSkins]

i'd rather chug hot clorox

[E-Dog Night]

i rather gargle ball sweat

I find that really funny.

[Nomadskin11]

I'd rather have a night out on the town with a sorority girl or two than root for the cowboys.

If I miss a game it better be for a good reason.


Only sorority girl a Dallas fan like you's getting is from Omega Mu.

Did you catch the reference?

Someone explain it to him.
:logo:

Lambda, Lamda, Lamba and.... Omega Mu.

"Revenge of the Nerds" reference -
'Pokes fan is Lemee-Lemar

Nomad strikes again!

[Res_Novae]

I'd rather take up the supporting role of Brokeback Mountain...

[Nomadskin11]

I would rather cheer on the Cowboys than cheer on the Cowboys.

[Aberdeenredskin]

I'd rather take up the supporting role of Brokeback Mountain...

Id rather take it up the brokeback mountain

[Aberdeenredskin]

:whoknows: :whoknows:
I would rather cheer on the Cowboys than cheer on the Cowboys.

[BleedBNG]

Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas.

Wear a kilt, with a bagpipe stuck up my @$$

(since your from Scotland ;) )

:dallasuck

[Live4Skins]

I would heat up an iron R and poke it on ever brokeback's forhead before I would cheer them on!

:dallasuck

[AzSkinsFan63]

Be forced to watch Brokeback Mountain (their theme movie) a thousand times with toothpicks in my eyes to keep them open...

[CPstretch]

i'd rather eat feces than root for the cowboys.

[The Batman]

I would rathar crawl accross a desert of glass on my belly to lick the tip of the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the milkmans truck that delivers Len Pastabellies diet yogurt than root for the cowgirls!

DIET yogurt?:laugh:
:logo:

[The Batman]

Lambda, Lamda, Lamba and.... Omega Mu.

"Revenge of the Nerds" reference -
'Pokes fan is Lemee-Lemar

Nomad strikes again!

Rock on, brother.

Rock on.
:logo:

[SoCalRedskinFan]

Watch an all day marathon of "Golden Girls"! :(

[Tulane Skins Fan]

I'd rather be in the class i'm in right now.... which is ****ing killing me

[Aberdeenredskin]

Watch an all day marathon of "Golden Girls"! :(

thats dedication

[Gracelander]

I'd rather be yelled at by Coach to use the search engine rather than watch or cheer a cowboy.
:point2sky

[talk show host]

i would rather cut my own penis off and then throw it at the cops.

[santanaistheman]

wow hardcore man!

[WVUforREDSKINS]

Shove a hot poker up my ass

[#98QBKiller]

I'd rather vote Republican :(

[The Animal Trainer]

I'd rather put my balls in a bear trap.

[Deefense]

walk on Live American Idols stage naked singing me sooo horny!

[Aberdeenredskin]

Id rather be this guy http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13975/2006/03/mexican-beat-the-living-****-out-of-white-guy.html

warning Brutal !

[Nomadskin11]

I would rather cheer on the Cowboys than cheer on the Cowboys.


:whoknows: :whoknows:

Since everyone is listing the worst thing they can think of doing so they don't have to cheer on the Cowboys, I thought I'd carry the joke/statement out to its fullest, albeit most abstract, extention....

The worst thing I can think of doing is cheering on the Cowboys, so I would rather cheer on the Cowboys than cheer on the Cowboys.

aka I hate the Cowboys so much I would do anything, including cheering them on, to not have to cheer them on; I am that dedicated.....

$100 dollar SNL joke payouts can be mailed to my new African bank account, Care Of Mr. Naskar Dawi, the kind "barrister" who let me know about an inheritance from a horribly-killed South African oil magnate with my last name....

[Aberdeenredskin]

My apols a double bluff nomad !!

[bbuzz1962]

Read this post?

[Redskinswhoopass]

I would rather fart in my hand and smell it, then Cheer for cowpukes...

[PleaseGoForTheWin]

...listen to the death rattles of my only child....

[Redskinette_Vic]

Have a repeat c-section... when I wasn't pregnant!

[OaktonSkins/BushFan]

Walk into Texas Stadium and a take a leak on the star.

[rebornempowered]

Eyelids ripped off

[fdarugar]

die.......

[shsu1]

I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours. A little 40 Year Old Virgin for you

[Santana_Fan]

bungee jump without a parachute lol

[Randle Hell Yeah]

I'd rather drink anti-freeze

(Now that I mention it, the last time I did they looked pretty good... you know Parcells deserves a lot of respect and AGGGHHH...)

[poidog22]

Lose a digit, chew on tin foil, have a root canal....too many things to list.

[Aberdeenredskin]

Catch bird-flu

[chronicdesi]

I'd rather be a Yankee fan....

[Abshir]

I would rather cheer for George Bush than the CowPukes. (God awful just thinking about it.)

[Abshir]

Low crawl naked through a mile of broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in rubbing alcohol while being scrubbed with used toliet brushes.

Now that has got to be the lead.....LMAO

[Abshir]

I would rather wear a T-Shirt with a cartoon rendition of Muhammad thru the streets of Islamabad Pakistan then root for the Cowturds. :2cents:

LMAO ---- > CLASSIC

[Abshir]

Originally Posted by DaBoyz73
I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would.


Dude, your sig is way too tall and in complete violation of the rules. I seriously recommend that you make it conform to acceptable standards before a mod locks your sig privileges.

And yes, I would saw my foot off with a rusty toaster before I’d root for your team. Believe it. :)

Get em' champ... moderators make sure that he gets his sig removed ASAP

[Abshir]

Give a reacharound to a spider-monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance

Dude-- that was funny as hell :applause:

[Abshir]

I would rather staple my tongue to my chin and swim down a river of testicles.

Damn your first post and it is a sick one... "F" the Cowgurls

[Thirtyfive2seven]

I would rather hit on some UFC fighters wife and catch the beatdown of a lifetime than cheer for that hideous star.

[nhat8121]

I'd rather make love to Mimi Bobeck than cheer for the Cowgirls.

[BLEED-B&G]

re-watch the steve spurrier and norv turner era's

[Boots]

...listen to the death rattles of my only child....

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!:mad:

[revallenjr]

I would rather cheer for the Eagles and the Giants than the Cowboys

[Sailskipper]

i would sell my sopul to the devil before i rooted for the cowboys.

[ChettEye]

:dallasuck :dallasuck Clip my toenails with the gardening shears and then polish them with kerosene!!!

[E-Dog Night]

I'd rather make love to Mimi Bobeck than cheer for the Cowgirls.

You sure about that? I mean, really?

http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2002-05-17/screens_tveye-1.jpg http://www.tvacres.com/images/bobeck_mimi2.jpg

[rvan1]

...cheer for the redskins.

[dinzelwashington]

cheer for the 49ers

[Skins_Slave]

I would rather masturbate infront of my family at a reunion with hundreds of others around than root for the cowpies!

[Skins_Slave]

Walk into a sold out Texas Stadium take a dump on the star and wipe my but on the turf with every cobbler fan pointing a rifle of their choice at me!

[cphil006]

Light my right hand on fire

cut off my pinky.

kiss Jessica Biel.

[Skins_Slave]

kissing Jessica Biel, that cant be too bad... i can think of something alot worse easily!!!

[Sharkinva]

Id rather be stranded on a deserted island with Len Pastabelly , Dr. Z and Ron Jawarski than actually cheer on the Cowpokers.

[Skins_Slave]

ouch Shark isnt that going a little overboard???

[Aberdeenredskin]

I would rather masturbate infront of my family at a reunion with hundreds of others around than root for the cowpies!

Thats dedication :laugh: :dallasuck

Id rather force feed my pet dog fireworks than cheer on the brokeback mountain cowboys

[sonsofwashington]

I'd rather ride a bull with a thumb tack up my arse then route for the cowboys.

[Aberdeenredskin]

Id rather lose my ability to speak than hear the words "Go Cowboys" come out my mouth. :logo:

[Aberdeenredskin]

Id rather see England win the football world cup !

[GestMuddaTruckaEver]

i would rather listen to sean "i get payed to talk about a sport that i was the epitomy of mediocre at" salsbury talk like he knows whats up than cheer for the cowboys. . . HAIL

[Woody74]

I'd rather be duct taped to a chair and have my eyelids glued open , sitting in front of a TV with the lifetime network on 24/7.

[Redskinsfan1967]

I would rather walk naked through Du Pont Circle with "Open for bussiness" tatooed across my arse.:(

[AllAboutSkins08]

I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours. A little 40 Year Old Virgin for you

i'd rather watch a michael mcdonald dvd for 2 years strait. i'd rather put a bumper sticker on my car that says "i love it when balls are in my face."

:dallasuck

[Bostic Hog]

I'd rather go south on this woman than root for the Cowboys.


http://www.thewonderingeye.co.uk/Images/myanmar_nyaungshwe_haggle.jpg

[Aberdeenredskin]

I'd rather go south on this woman than root for the Cowboys.
http://www.thewonderingeye.co.uk/Images/myanmar_nyaungshwe_haggle.jpg

Id rather she went south on me than cheer for the brokeback mountain cowboys

[ZkinsFan]

take on deion.....oh crap. we already made that mistake...lol

[paul55]

I would rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a burning vat of alcohol than root for the cowpukes.

I would rather report to my state federal prison clad only in leather chaps carrying a 5gallon bucket of wheel bearing grease than cheer for the "gurls". No wait that would be gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).

[Passizle]

I would rather have my privates slathered with honey and suspended in a pit of fire ants than root for the cowpukes.

Actually... the honey part might not be too bad:hump:

[skinsman4u]

Live in a trailer park and own a riding lawn mower.

[Aberdeenredskin]

Live in a trailer park and own a riding lawn mower.

I think that automatically makes you a cowboy ?

[Aberdeenredskin]

Thought this was worth bumping as its dallas week :dallasuck

[SWFLSkins]

I would rather walk into Fed-Ex naked with an Eagles hat on.

[28rdsknsfn28]

I would rather low crawl a mile through broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in alcohol than root for the cowpukes.

[mikeyf316]

I'd rather have a hundred midgets line up to punch me in the testicles one at a time than root for the Cowboys.

And if a Cowboys win guaranteed us a spot in the playoffs, I would sit and watch the game quietly without cheering for those apes.

I say again, loudly and more proudly. After hearing Cowboys fans at the bar last night cheering when a play went against the Skins, I'm ready to flush Dallas and all their fans down whatever public toilet they are residing in.

[SKINZ33]

I'd do just about anything rather than be cheer for the cow:puke:

[Sinclair]

id rather eat glass.

[Aberdeenredskin]

id rather eat glass.

Thats the kind of dedication I admire :dallasuck

[dieselfan44]

eat sh**. nuff said!!!

[TorresA]

I love reading this stuff

[thomasroane]

Eat a bucket of grub worms and wash it down with motor oil!

[Friend of the Devil]

I would attend one of TO's and Romos private film studies/massage parties then cheer for the cowboys. Now wait a minute! I would just feed myself to a pride of lions. HAIL

[thesubmittedone]

Watch "Full House" re-runs.

[ldysknzfn1]

I'd rather...


Watch grass grow while listening to country music(no offense to country music lovers..I just don't care for it). Or have bamboo chutes jammed under my fingernails.
:dallasuck

[Joe Gibbs II]

have someone rub warm poop all over my face

[SWFLSkins]

ANYTHING...literally..you name it


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I would rather slam my member in a door repeatedly all while being audited by the IRS with no clothes on.

:dallasuck < :nutkick:

[SWFLSkins]

I would rather walk into Fed-Ex naked with an Eagles hat on.
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Wow I forgot all about this thread and after posting I ran across this gem.

Being naked must cause me some embar :doh: assment at this point and time.

[clathel]

I would rather walk into Fed-Ex naked with an Eagles hat on.

Veterans Stadium, naked with a Santa Claus hat on would be alot more dangerous.

[SASKINTOTHEEND]

I would rather tell my mother-in-law that I love her than cheer for them cowgirls, and that's bad.

[onnie007]

have someone rub warm poop all over my face


You were just waiting for any opportunity to say this weren't you? :laugh:




I would rather eat bull testicles, 100 year old eggs or any of that nasty crap they make people eat on Fear Factor.

[InsaneBoost]

1. Hold a pack of firecrackers and light them off
2. Destroy my Xbox 360
3. Get stabbed in the arm.
4. Have no sex for a year