Spoilers

[krazykripple18]

Okay dudes i got some spoilers. so don't read even you don't want to know



Soylent Green is people
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father
In the 6th sense Bruce Willis is dead
Wrestling is fake
In Citizen Kane rosebed was his sled
Eric Cartman's father is his mom
Planet of the Apes was Earth
Peter Parker is spider-man
can you think of anymore?:cool:

[dfitzo53]

This board censors all the words I'd like to use to describe you right now. ;)

[Xameil]

In the 6th sense Bruce Willis is a ghost

[PleaseBlitz]

Bruce Wayne is Batman.

The chick in The Crying Game is a dude.

There is no Santa Claus.

[Xameil]

The Easter Bunny is really the tooth faeries pimp

[krazykripple18]

ghost dead samething sort of

[Xameil]

ghost dead samething sort of


:laugh: sorry I didn't see that you had it in yours

[The Evil Genius]

The song "I think I am turning Japanese" is about masturbation.

In Contact, Jodie Foster meets a representative of aliens, who take on the form of her father. She returns to Earth, where the U.S. government refuses to believe her, and tries to discredit her.

E.T. goes home.

Verbal is Kaiser Sose in Usual Suspects...


heh heh heh

[dfitzo53]

The song "I think I am turning Japanese" is about masturbation.

"Let Her Cry" is actually about Darius Rucker, not a girl.

[pez]

The term "America's Team" applied to the Cowboys is an inside joke among all the NFL teams and their fans... Only the cowboys are clueless....

[Grimm]

"Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows is about the dudes penis

[Jofizz]

Pork is the other white meat.

[The Evil Genius]

Bobby Ewing didn't die on Dallas.

St. Elsewhere was all in the mind of an autistic child as he looked at a snowglobe.

Sam never got home on Quantum Leap.

[Coach Williams]

The term "America's Team" applied to the Cowboys is an inside joke among all the NFL teams and their fans... Only the cowboys are clueless....




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[evdawg]

werstling is fake????????? No way. What gave it away? The pulled punches? The way they jump for a suplex? Or my personal favorite one time I saw A guy that had on goggles get an eye rake and went through the motions like he couldn't see. But in no way is it fake.

[Buddha]

There is no NFL salary cap. Ergo, there is no "cap hell."

[PleaseBlitz]

There is actually no limit to that amount of wood a woodchuck can chuck.


Mr. T doesnt really pity the fool.....its just a PR thing.

[krazykripple18]

Here's a good one.
Redskins are going to win Super Bowl 41

[G-Prime]

"Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows is about the dudes penis


For real?? Ahaha the things you learn from a bottle of snapple

[rincewind]

Brad Pitt, Ed Norton - same guy.

[krazykripple18]

Southeast Jerome is Clinton Portis

[rincewind]

Rocky doesn't win.

[GoSkinsGo]

LeBron James is not the next Jordan....it's Dwayne Wade

[skinman574]

The Easter Bunny is really the tooth faeries pimp

:laugh:

[DieselPwr44]

John Wayne's real name is Marion Morrison and Elvis Presley's true hair color is blonde.

[jrockster21]

Chris Angel doesn't really have the ability to levitate (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1887.html), it is a hoax.

[rictus58]

"Team America: World Police" actually starred puppets. Not Actors.
In "50 First Dates" Drew Berrymore never gets her memory back.

[Rumrunner6900]

Chris Angel doesn't really have the ability to levitate (http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1887.html), it is a hoax.

I knew it had to be fake, but I feel like an idiot now seeing how he does it!

:doh::doh::doh:

[SkinsBry]

It takes 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

[Xameil]

It takes 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.


only if you're a cartoon owl. ;)

[SkinsBry]

only if you're a cartoon owl. ;)

That's true, I kinda remember trying it as a kid and it didn't work out too well. :doh:

Here's a better one:
The caveman gets stepped on by a dinosaur at the end of the Caveman FedEx commercial.

[brewdogmike]

Wrestling is fake

Pro wrestling isn't "fake" -- it's just not competitive. They don't use any special effects! :cheers:

[codeorama]

Mr. T doesnt really pity the fool.....its just a PR thing.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :notworthy