Best Cowboy fan story EVER!

[Ryman of the North]

OK Im the supervisor for a Major security company here in Calgary, I get on shift tonite and am immediately called to remove a vagrant from the public washroom as he has a huge amount of Crack and heroin on the counter and has passed out on the bathroom floor. I called CPS and EMS and took some pics. They used Narcan ( a drug that removes the druggies "HIgh") and hauled him away but the best part of the Story is that he was wearing a Dallas Cowboys #8 Aikman jersey and a dallas hat! I was wearing My Redskins hoody as I hadnt had time to change into my suit but when buddy woke up he looks at me and says" Redskins fans suck" I replied " as opposed to Cowboys fans who suck for crack?" Gotta love those Cowboys fans! Anybody know how I can post the pics? I have them on a digital camera here at work.

[nickfox45]

OK Im the supervisor for a Major security company here in Calgary, I get on shift tonite and am immediately called to remove a vagrant from the public washroom as he has a huge amount of Crack and heroin on the counter and has passed out on the bathroom floor. I called CPS and EMS and took some pics. They used Narcan ( a drug that removes the druggies "HIgh") and hauled him away but the best part of the Story is that he was wearing a Dallas Cowboys #8 Aikman jersey and a dallas hat! I was wearing My Redskins hoody as I hadnt had time to change into my suit but when buddy woke up he looks at me and says" Redskins fans suck" I replied " as opposed to Cowboys fans who suck for crack?" Gotta love those Cowboys fans! Anybody know how I can post the pics? I have them on a digital camera here at work.

thats pretty funny, and although i won't try to discourage you from posting the pics, isn't that pretty unprofessional? :laugh:

[drums and skins]

he can blur the face to protect the guy's identity...

Unprofessional, maybe... but hey, the guy passed out on hard drugs. I think that guy deserves a little humiliation more than this guy should be acting professional on the matter ;).


Nice story...kind of :dallasuck


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[MossFan89]

OK Im the supervisor for a Major security company here in Calgary, I get on shift tonite and am immediately called to remove a vagrant from the public washroom as he has a huge amount of Crack and heroin on the counter and has passed out on the bathroom floor. I called CPS and EMS and took some pics. They used Narcan ( a drug that removes the druggies "HIgh") and hauled him away but the best part of the Story is that he was wearing a Dallas Cowboys #8 Aikman jersey and a dallas hat! I was wearing My Redskins hoody as I hadnt had time to change into my suit but when buddy woke up he looks at me and says" Redskins fans suck" I replied " as opposed to Cowboys fans who suck for crack?" Gotta love those Cowboys fans! Anybody know how I can post the pics? I have them on a digital camera here at work.

awesome story :laugh: can't wait 2 see them pixs :cheers:

[Ryman of the North]

Not worried about being professional as I deal with Scum and vagrants a lot and frankly I have no compassion for them at all, I have been attacked with, knives, box cutters exacto knives, hypodermic needles , steel pipes and my favourite, a claw hammer! I have been on site only 5 months and have seniority on site because nobody ever lasts! I have 13 use of force reports from last month and as we are the only hands on site in Calgary I also hold the record for arrests in one day with 9! I love my job lol. The complex consists of 5 office towers and three shopping malls totalling almost 5 million square feet its in thedowntown core and we have an upscale mall with a bunch of jewelers and a holt renfrew (rich people department store) but we have more problems with crackheads than any three other sites in Calgary!

anyway just thought Id share the humour. If you dont laugh you may cry working here.

Im busy right now but Ill try to post them soon.

[nickfox45]

Not worried about being professional as I deal with Scum and vagrants a lot and frankly I have no compassion for them at all, I have been attacked with, knives, box cutters exacto knives, hypodermic needles , steel pipes and my favourite, a claw hammer! I have been on site only 5 months and have seniority on site because nobody ever lasts! I have 13 use of force reports from last month and as we are the only hands on site in Calgary I also hold the record for arrests in one day with 9! I love my job lol. The complex consists of 5 office towers and three shopping malls totalling almost 5 million square feet its in thedowntown core and we have an upscale mall with a bunch of jewelers and a holt renfrew (rich people department store) but we have more problems with crackheads than any three other sites in Calgary!

anyway just thought Id share the humour. If you dont laugh you may cry working here.

Im busy right now but Ill try to post them soon.


point taken. good luck keeping sane. :cheers:

[.Guy.]

hahahaha thats a funny story. i wanna c them pix. to upload the pix, click the go advanced button underneath the quick reply box. scroll down and click manage attachments. then it asks to browse for pics and to upload them. good luck and do it soon cuz i wanna see this crackhead. lol.

[TC4]

Sounds like he had the wrong Cowboys jersey on

Shoulda had a Michael Irvin jersey on instead

:laugh:

[Westbrook36]

www.imageshack.us

[stwasm]

What position does he play?

[Rumrunner6900]

I have 13 use of force reports from last month and as we are the only hands on site in Calgary I also hold the record for arrests in one day with 9! I love my job lol.

They let you use force and arrest people in Canada???


:jk:


I'd love to see the pics...I'm sure they are begging to be photoshopped!

[SkinsBry]

Oh please tell me one of the pictures is of him passed out with you standing over him in a Lyndey England pose. That would be a totally OWN3D picture.