How many times you cheated on your spouse/b/gfriend?

[BeatONaCowboy]

This Will Be A Great Thread! Lets Hear It People! Cheaters!! Woo Woo Holla ...plaaya Plaaayaaaaa

[TheDoyler23]

Never have, Never will. Sorry for being boring and faithful. :silly:

[chomerics]

Never have cheated on anyone. People who cheat should npt be in a relationship to begin with.

BTW, seeing how there are a LOT of husband/wives and/or boyfriend/girlfriends who are both members here, I don't think you'll find many to admit it even if they did.

[SkinsOrlando]

41/2 years together, 2 married and no cheating here. Another boring post in this thread.

[jwpanic]

this thread is a baaaaaad idea

[rincewind]

I'm cheating on her right now. :pimp:

[DButz65]

Swingers dont consider it cheating :silly:

[Raub]

This thread has been done before. 'Search' is your friend.

[TD_washingtonredskins]

Cheated once on a high school girlfriend of 3 months and felt horrible.

I never cheated in any serious relationships or my marriage and I never would.

[Mad Mike]

So just how many people do you expect to talk about their affairs on on an internet message board. :laugh:

Personally, I have never cheated on any woman I have ever had any kind of real relationship with even when presented with VERY tempting opportunities. Ironically I have been the "other man". :doh:

[MLSKINS]

Cheating is for people who girlfriend/boyfriend is not that attractive to begin with.
I never cheated, never will my girl is a 8.5. She aint a 10 but you aint hear me say it.

[Who Del]

No one loves me after they figure out who I'm affiliated with when it comes to NFL fandom. So I'm sure I've been cheated on before :)

[twenty-eight]

dyke twins, they only fives but together they tenzzzz

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

Never have, Never will. Sorry for being boring and faithful. :silly:

...that makes two of us......

[Major Harris]

I'm cheating on her right now. :pimp:
i'm telling your mom.

[rincewind]

i'm telling your mom.


I know thats supposed to mean that i'm cheating on my mom - but really it just looks like your tattling. Major i expect more out of your mom jokes. :mad:



Something like -


You mean you're ****ing your mom AND your sister? :)

[MLSKINS]

I know thats supposed to mean that i'm cheating on my mom - but really it just looks like your tattling. Major i expect more out of your mom jokes. :mad:



Something like -


You mean you're ****ing your mom AND your sister? :)
Oh know I don't think I can handle this again.

[SnyderShrugged]

Never cheated in almost 12 yrs of marriage.

Trust is a must

[gutlead74]

when your fat n ugly like me there is no temptation present....fat,ugly, broke works just like bug spray

[Major Harris]

I know thats supposed to mean that i'm cheating on my mom - but really it just looks like your tattling. Major i expect more out of your mom jokes. :mad:



Something like -


You mean you're ****ing your mom AND your sister? :)
i guess you didn't find that funny?

well, :finger: i got your mom all:40oz: , and then :hump:'ed the **** out of her.

that better? :cool:

[twa]

Married 22yrs and never been that crazy, now if Archaleta's GF falls for me the record might be in trouble...along with my nuts :laugh:

[iheartskins]

Twice Daily.

"Personal" activities don't count CCS. :)

[kevinklein]

Never have, never will. I can't imagine who devastating the feeling would be if I found out my girlfriend had ever cheated on me. I don't want her to ever have to feel that way.

[iheartskins]

This thread has been done before. 'Search' is your friend.

Raub's right: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92220

[Jofizz]

Never have, Never will. Sorry for being boring and faithful. :silly:

Good man. I'm the same way.

[drums and skins]

Yea, thats a tad old.

Anyways, I have a pact with myself. I'm allowed to cheat only if I smack myself in the face with a lead pipe.

Its worked thus far...because man does that sound painful.

[PogoJr]

Never, never, never. I won't say I haven't been tempted but I love my family too much.

[rincewind]

i guess you didn't find that funny?

well, :finger: i got your mom all:40oz: , and then :hump:'ed the **** out of her.

that better? :cool:



Much better. :cheers:

[jrockster21]

I have been accused of cheating once, but it was not true. Then the girl proceeded to cheat on me (she was deadset on believing I cheated on her), so we broke up. Effing beyotch.

My last serious relationship we broke up for about two months over the summer. I met another girl during that time period and we got a little intimate. But I got back together with my girl and broke it off with the other chick. So it technically wasn't cheating, but that's the closest I've ever come.

I would never cheat on a girlfriend/spouse; just not me.

[RonJeremy]

it happens.





I heard a comedian once describe the tempation of cheating on his wife while on the road touring. He said carried a picture of his wife in his wallet so anytime he was tempted he would look at the picture. After awhile, the picture of her wasn't enough. So, he took a picture of all of his stuff and he tore the picture in half. Then he put the half in his wallet. So, anytime he thought about cheating he opened his wallet and looked at half of his stuff. :D

[MissU28]

So just how many people do you expect to talk about their affairs on on an internet message board. :laugh:

Personally, I have never cheated on any woman I have ever had any kind of real relationship with even when presented with VERY tempting opportunities. Ironically I have been the "other man". :doh:



I've been the "other woman" as well.... but I'm not one to cheat when I'm in a "real" relationship....and that means when we have both discussed what we are. Until then.... if I feel the guy's not serious, no reason for me to be faithful

[Midnight Judges]

Never cheated but I've been cheated on. At least I found out and promptly dumped her like an old bag of moldy tangerines. Went out that night and got laid. I was still living with the cheater so when I did come home at 9:00 the next morning it was like the walk of triumph. :D

[Park City Skins]

Not once, not ever. Just can't do that. Matter of fact, I can remember breaking up with a gf or 2 in the past, and because I still had strong feelings for them, turned down a couple of.....temptations. There's an implied trust when there is an agreement to a relationship. Cheating would betray that in my opinion.

[LD0506]

Today is my anniversary (4th) and I can say, never. Check back in 20 years and the answer will be the same.

[dks1240]

Nick Fox went in for a kiss about two years ago when I was with my ex and yea okay, I kissed back. Told my ex about it and a few months later we broke up and I've been with Nick since.

[the burgundy and gold]

No one loves me after they figure out who I'm affiliated with when it comes to NFL fandom. So I'm sure I've been cheated on before :)

i would cheat on you;)

[dchogs]

nope. been together for 11 years, and, despite some subtle offers, i haven't come close to being tempted.

[LD0506]

Yea, thats a tad old.

Anyways, I have a pact with myself. I'm allowed to cheat only if I smack myself in the face with a lead pipe.

Its worked thus far...because man does that sound painful.

This sounds like a good idea, I promise I won't cheat unless I smack you in the face with a lead pipe first

[Johnny Punani2]

Great big...




ZERO

[englitdaudelin]

Well, this is complicated. See, when my first wife and I decided to divorce, we moved apart-- I lived in Baltimore, she stayed in Pennsylvania.
I took up with the woman who is now my second wife LONG before our divorce was final-- but I didn't meet her until I'd moved.

So... is that cheating? Probably, in the letter of the law. Interestingly, my ex-wife also took up with a new guy she met after we split, but before we divorced.
We had no hard feelings.


P.S. My wife and I-- our first date was to a Skins game. Oct. 31 1999.

[Lil Kenzo]

I got a girl to cheat on her BF. I'm not proud of it...but, s*** happens.

What was funny was that she called her boyfriend to tell him I was coming and then told him not to come...HE DIDN'T SHOW UP. I was surprised because if that were my lady, I would have been there REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL QUICK.

[Rumrunner6900]

Well...it was going on well before I got married. I don't know what it was...I just couldn't control myself! Then I get married.
I think it may stop....it doesn't. Before I know it my wife was wondering where the money was going, and why I would make excuses to go out at strange times.
I got so tired of hiding it from her, I finally owned up.
Amazingly...she was ok with it....


Man, I love me a DQ blizzard! :laugh::laugh:

(Had you going didn't I?)

[scskin]

Zero, Zilch, Nada, and all three of them were great :D

[SkinsNut73]

I got a girl to cheat on her BF. I'm not proud of it...but, s*** happens.

What was funny was that she called her boyfriend to tell him I was coming and then told him not to come...HE DIDN'T SHOW UP. I was surprised because if that were my lady, I would have been there REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL QUICK.

Maybe he figured she wasn't worth the effort? Why bother with her if she's going to get involved with someone else?

[Bugs']

I have been accused of cheating once, but it was not true. Then the girl proceeded to cheat on me (she was deadset on believing I cheated on her), so we broke up. Effing beyotch.

My last serious relationship we broke up for about two months over the summer. I met another girl during that time period and we got a little intimate. But I got back together with my girl and broke it off with the other chick. So it technically wasn't cheating, but that's the closest I've ever come.

I would never cheat on a girlfriend/spouse; just not me.

So, you were "on a break"? Yea....right :laugh:


it happens.

Hmm.....go on...... :silly:




I heard a comedian once describe the tempation of cheating on his wife while on the road touring. He said carried a picture of his wife in his wallet so anytime he was tempted he would look at the picture. After awhile, the picture of her wasn't enough. So, he took a picture of all of his stuff and he tore the picture in half. Then he put the half in his wallet. So, anytime he thought about cheating he opened his wallet and looked at half of his stuff. :D

[Bonef1de]

Me and my girlfriend have a pretty unique relathionship. About once or twice a year she gets a little liquored up while we're out and she'll bring a girl home with us. So far it has happened about 5x in the past 3 years. It's cool if I don't push her into it.

But the best part is her best friend from Calgary comes out here every year. And she is HORNY.http://driveit.clickspace.com/ir/oi/1000140/1164626.jpg
(Brunette on the left)

Every time she comes out we have some crazy nights. And the best part is she comeing out in 2 months for my "dirty" 30 birthday. My girlfriend already told me what my present is going to be. :evil:


GOD BLESS CANADA

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

like an old bag of moldy tangerines.

Do I hear Stanley Spadowski from UHF?

[mboyd784]

I've never been married so I have never cheated or been cheated on.

[MLSKINS]

Me and my girlfriend have a pretty unique relathionship. About once or twice a year she gets a little liquored up while we're out and she'll bring a girl home with us. So far it has happened about 5x in the past 3 years. It's cool if I don't push her into it.

But the best part is her best friend from Calgary comes out here every year. And she is HORNY.http://driveit.clickspace.com/ir/oi/1000140/1164626.jpg
(Brunette on the left)

Every time she comes out we have some crazy nights. And the best part is she comeing out in 2 months for my "dirty" 30 birthday. My girlfriend already told me what my present is going to be. :evil:


GOD BLESS CANADA
I guess Hawaii really is paradise. Man if stuff like that happen regularly down there I want in.

[praise_gibbs]

Me and my girlfriend have a pretty unique relathionship. About once or twice a year she gets a little liquored up while we're out and she'll bring a girl home with us. So far it has happened about 5x in the past 3 years. It's cool if I don't push her into it.

But the best part is her best friend from Calgary comes out here every year. And she is HORNY.http://driveit.clickspace.com/ir/oi/1000140/1164626.jpg
(Brunette on the left)

Every time she comes out we have some crazy nights. And the best part is she comeing out in 2 months for my "dirty" 30 birthday. My girlfriend already told me what my present is going to be. :evil:


GOD BLESS CANADA



Am I supposed to be impressed?




:silly:
OK, I admit it I am jealous as hell. :laugh:


I would love for me to find a woman like that. Can you find those on EBAY? :rotflmao:



Back on topic though... I have never cheated but, I have been accussed. I found myself Guilty until proven Innocent and I was having a hard time proving otherwise. Since, she has had a bunch of failed relationships--I guess I got the last laugh in the end. :evil:

[ZoEd]

Use to be one hell of a cheating SOB. Couldn't be in a relationship without cheating. I cheated on my ex-wife while we were engaged but not after we were married, until she cheated on me while I was in Korea. After that it was open season. I cheated on her every chance I got. I finally moved out and left her for the woman I'm with now and I will never ever cheat on her. For those who say once a cheater always a cheater, not true when you finally meet your soul mate. I married my first wife when I was 19, now that I'm older and wiser no way Jose, especially with a two year old beautiful baby girl and little man due any day now.

[chickenlipper]

Never have. I'll never do it

[jrockster21]

I guess Hawaii really is paradise. Man if stuff like that happen regularly down there I want in.


Unfortunately it only happens to the lucky bastards like B.

Bonef1de is a greedy bastard too...first time he tells me about this hot brunette friend of his girlfriend who is super horny, and then shows me a pic. You'd think a good friend is doing this to hook you up, right? NOOOOOOOOOOO, not B. I'm like, hook it up! And he's like "naw you can't even come over when she's in town. None of my friends get any of that! She's all mine!"

Greedy bastard.

And then every once in awhile I'll get phone calls like this: "Man, I was at the bar last night, and there was like 30 drunken blonde college chicks there, just looking to get laid. They would have gone home with one-eyed, hump-backed midgets."

Hello, I'm single! "Oh, my bad...I was kinda drunk." Son of a basket weaver.

Anyway, I'm invited to this "dirty thirty" party, but he'll probably tell her some horrendous lie about me before she gets out here, the sumbitch. "Share the wealth" is a phrase that is not in this man's lexicon.

Don't even get me started on beer. :mad:

[Mad Mike]

I've been the "other woman" as well.... but I'm not one to cheat when I'm in a "real" relationship....and that means when we have both discussed what we are. Until then.... if I feel the guy's not serious, no reason for me to be faithful

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Being the other person is no piece of cake either if you care for the person you are involved with.

[Major Harris]

ok, i was gonna stay away from this topic, as it brings back the one biggest regret in my life, and it haunts me now. but i figured it could maybe, just maybe, serve as a lesson to someone.

my wife and i have been married for five years this september. we dated for 5 1/2 years before we got married. she graduated from wvu in may, 2000. i didn't graduate until december of that year. after she graduated, she did some travelling, which left me in morgantown by myself that whole summer and fall.

i was working at pargos, and since it was summer and there wasn't a whole lot to do, i started to get into the whole after-work party scene, which i avoided for the first 2 + years i worked there, because i saw where it lead.

one night, when i wasn't working, a co-worker and i went in to the restaurant for dinner and drinks. i had 6 ms. nubie's hunch punches, which if any of you have been to pargos know that is their signature drink, and it's loaded (can't remember all the ingredients, but 151 is one), and since i was an employee, naturally i was treated generously.

anyways, i was later told that i ordered a 7th, but spilled it on the floor, spewed several profanities, and was politely asked to leave by the manager (my boss, who was way cool, thank god)

i passed out on 2 separate occasions, going up the stairs at my friends apt., then later at my apt. but i somehow managed to go out to dr. johns and drink even more. i woke up in another female co-workers bed, who lived a couple houses down from me. apparently, i locked my keys in my apartment and had no where to go at 3 am 3 sheets to the wind.

i was always the "relationship" guy in high school and college. i always had a gf, and i never cheated ever, except this one time. i always swore i never would. there were circumstances in our relationship that contributed to this, but it is and will always be the biggest regret i ever had.

it took us a while, but we worked through it, and i'm married to the most wonderful woman on earth, and god blessed us w/ a beautiful boy. i'd never do anything to jeapordize that, i learned my lesson the hard way. trust me when i say it's not worth it.

[Xameil]

In the past, I have cheated on gfs, been cheated on, and have been the one who co-erced someone to cheat on her bf (didn't take much...he was a tool). It happens. The worst though was I was accused of cheating, and I was innocent, the girl and her friends were just trying to cause problems between me and my gf at the time. From then on, if I talked to a girl, she accused me of cheating, so eventually I did. Now with my new gf, no way I'll cheat, I gets all I need from her, plus she gave me a great reason to stay faithful, my beautiful baby girl.



edit : as for not cheating because your gf is very good-looking, that's BS. If you are someone who cheats, then the main reason you do it is for the excitement, the thrill of possibly getting caught. Your gf could be an 11 out of 10, but if there's no excitement, then you will cheat even if it's with someone not as attractive as your gf. For me it was always about the excitment...but as I said, my gf now gives me alls I need. :D

[Destino]

Never have and never will.

[skinsdude]

Never have and never will.

What he said. ^

[CandaceM23]

This is an interesting topic ....

So many of you guys are so good!!!

Here's something to throw a wrench in here .... What do you consider cheating?

Is it a kiss, an emotional attachment or full blown humping?

[Major Harris]

This is an interesting topic ....

So many of you guys are so good!!!

Here's something to throw a wrench in here .... What do you consider cheating?

Is it a kiss, an emotional attachment or full blown humping?
can i still be in the good group? :(

[Kilmer17]

Never have, never will with my wife. From the day we first went on a date.


That said. I cheated on EVERY girl I dated prior. And had no issues in doing so. I knew I wasnt going to spend my life with any one of them, so it didnt bother me to take the next opportunity that presented itself.

Made a bunch of people pissed. But never bothered me.

[Gichin13]

I was a pretty good boy in prior relationships.

Like Kilmer, no way have I or will I cheat on my wife. She is the love of my life.

[rincewind]

This is an interesting topic ....

So many of you guys are so good!!!

Here's something to throw a wrench in here .... What do you consider cheating?

Is it a kiss, an emotional attachment or full blown humping?

It wouldn't take much (at least physically) for me to consider it cheating. But then again - i don't even go to strip clubs.

[Major Harris]

It wouldn't take much (at least physically) for me to consider it cheating. But then again - i don't even go to strip clubs.

i'm the same way. i felt uncomforable at my friends bachelor party. of course, it was far from ordinary. 2 private strippers for a bachelor party of 7 gets pretty interesting. i don't necessarily feel guilty at a strip club, cuz i never go to one w/ out my wifes knowledge. i just don't enjoy them much.

[CandaceM23]

can i still be in the good group? :(


Honestly, you found a very good girl ... cause if I were your girlfriend ... I would have thrown all of your possessions out on the front lawn and told you to have a nice life.

I could say that since you saw the wrong in what you did that it's acceptable - but then I feel like thats opening up the door for everyone who cheats to be forgiven.

But it's okay. You didn't cheat on me - so you're still okay in my book! :high5:

[Major Harris]

Honestly, you found a very good girl ... cause if I were your girlfriend ... I would have thrown all of your possessions out on the front lawn and told you to have a nice life.

I could say that since you saw the wrong in what you did that it's acceptable - but then I feel like thats opening up the door for everyone who cheats to be forgiven.

But it's okay. You didn't cheat on me - so you're still okay in my book! :high5:
the thing is, EVERYONE who knows me, from my wife, to my closest friends, to my parents, to my in-laws, know that it was the biggest step out of character for me EVER. it wasn't me.

edit: and one thing i didn't put in my 1st post.....she didn't find out from anyone but me. i came clean the first time i saw her after the fact. it was a week in between, and i beat myself up emotionally so much during that week. worst chapter in the major's history hands down.

[CandaceM23]

the thing is, EVERYONE who knows me, from my wife, to my closest friends, to my parents, to my in-laws, know that it was the biggest step out of character for me EVER. it wasn't me.

edit: and one thing i didn't put in my 1st post.....she didn't find out from anyone but me. i came clean the first time i saw her after the fact. it was a week in between, and i beat myself up emotionally so much during that week. worst chapter in the major's history hands down.


Well, I'm glad that that you found remorse in your actions ... and that you felt bad about them. Cheating = not cool. :mad:

[Major Harris]

Well, I'm glad that that you found remorse in your actions ... and that you felt bad about them. Cheating = not cool. :mad:
no, it's not. not at all. i wish i would have believed myself and not had to find out the hard way.

[gchwood]

My wife threatened to make me the twin of John Bobbitt if you get what I mean. That and my undying love for my wife and family prevent me from screwing around

[Midnight Judges]

Do I hear Stanley Spadowski from UHF?

Yes! Man, I didn't think anyone would get that. :notworthy :notworthy

[G-Prime]

um... Today???

[Baculus]

Ya, a great thread idea. ;-)

I will add that I have never cheated on any of my past, or present, girlfriends.

[Gallntfox]

Just telling your significant other "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" usually works from what I hear.

[Heidenreich]

I'm late to the party, as usual, but here goes....

I have been the "other man", but I never cheated on any of my girlfriends. I remember when I was a freshman in college, I was in a long distance relationship. Temptations were abound, but I didn't do anything. To make a long story short, she ended up cheating on me & college got a lot more fun after that.......

If I'm in a relationship, I'm committed. It's as simple as that

[Predicto]

Together 19 years, married 14 years. Never cheated once. Never will.

[gdswll]

Never have and never will, I'd be lying if I said the thought never crossed my mind, but I love my wife way to much too even entertain those thoughts.



This is an interesting topic ....

So many of you guys are so good!!!

Here's something to throw a wrench in here .... What do you consider cheating?

Is it a kiss, an emotional attachment or full blown humping?


and IMO if you kiss someone romantically thats cheating.:2cents:

[Gallntfox]

Interesting conclusions to be drawn here...

Kinsey said 50 years ago it was 50% of men that cheated on their wives....and not 1% of men from ES has admitted to cheating on their spouse. What a wholesome group we have here.


The first reliable estimate concerning infidelity was made in 1953 by renowned sex researcher Alfred Kinsey, who in his landmark study found that 50 percent of husbands and 26 percent of wives surveyed had cheated by age 40. However, in recent years, women have been catching up to men. A 1997 Ball State University study suggests that young women, those under age 40, are just as likely to commit adultery as men their age. Among older couples, the stereotype of men being more likely to stray holds true.

Sex researchers agree that today more women are committing adultery. At the same time, more and more women are working outside the home alongside men, oftentimes in office environments that are charged with sexual electricity. In addition, some studies show that the more sexual partners a person has before marriage, the more likely she or he is to cheat on a spouse

[Gallntfox]

FWIW........I have been married for 6 years and have never cheated on my wife. Sure...there have been offers but as others have said my family is the most important thing in the world to me.

That being said....I bet we all know someone who has cheated on their spouse..

[visionary]

Well, this is complicated. See, when my first wife and I decided to divorce, we moved apart-- I lived in Baltimore, she stayed in Pennsylvania.
I took up with the woman who is now my second wife LONG before our divorce was final-- but I didn't meet her until I'd moved.

So... is that cheating? Probably, in the letter of the law. Interestingly, my ex-wife also took up with a new guy she met after we split, but before we divorced.
We had no hard feelings.


P.S. My wife and I-- our first date was to a Skins game. Oct. 31 1999.

Never cheated on anyone, and never had anyone to cheat on or with in the first place. I don't think I would cheat if I had the chance to, but then again I have never been in a relationship, so I don't really have any idea. (I do have fairly good self control though, so I'm thinking it probably wouldn't happen, even if I was tempted.)

But I just wanted to say that October 31st 1999 was the first Redskins game that I ever went to. And it was awesome. :)

[fight_on_til_you_have_won]

Been married for ~3 years, never cheated. Could have, but didn't. I've been cheated on in the past, it isn't fun.

[Madman_Mike]

Interesting conclusions to be drawn here...

Kinsey said 50 years ago it was 50% of men that cheated on their wives....and not 1% of men from ES has admitted to cheating on their spouse. What a wholesome group we have here.


The first reliable estimate concerning infidelity was made in 1953 by renowned sex researcher Alfred Kinsey, who in his landmark study found that 50 percent of husbands and 26 percent of wives surveyed had cheated by age 40. However, in recent years, women have been catching up to men. A 1997 Ball State University study suggests that young women, those under age 40, are just as likely to commit adultery as men their age. Among older couples, the stereotype of men being more likely to stray holds true.

Sex researchers agree that today more women are committing adultery. At the same time, more and more women are working outside the home alongside men, oftentimes in office environments that are charged with sexual electricity. In addition, some studies show that the more sexual partners a person has before marriage, the more likely she or he is to cheat on a spouse

:doh:

[Cdowwe]

Can honestly saw never cheated on a girlfriend.

[jrockster21]

Is it a kiss, an emotional attachment or full blown humping?


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You said humping! :laugh: :rotflmao:

[flyingtiger1013]

Swingers dont consider it cheating :silly:

Same here, however she does need to be there, though. :cheers:

[CandaceM23]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You said humping! :laugh: :rotflmao:


Well ... thats board appropriate ... and it's better than using the F bomb as a verb. :silly:

[gchwood]

Sex researchers agree that today more women are committing adultery.


if you give your wife the big O everytime you don't have to worry about them going somewhere else for some fun. Of course you still have to provide some romance, but you all can strive to be as good as me.