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SkinSince87
April-4th-2006, 10:46 PM
hey people Cedric Killings the redskins backup DT lives about 10 houses down from me. Should I go to his house and talk redskins football or what?
Zuck
April-4th-2006, 10:48 PM
He lives and breathes football every day. I'm sure he'd prefer it if you didn't knock on his door and talk about football. just my opinion.
SkinSince87
April-4th-2006, 10:50 PM
He lives and breathes football every day. I'm sure he'd prefer it if you didn't knock on his door and talk about football. just my opinion.
only thing i was thinking is as a backup he doesnt have many fans, but you might be right. HAIL
E-Dog Night
April-4th-2006, 10:53 PM
Imagine if someone just knocked on your door and wanted to talk about what you did for a living. You'd tell him to to screw himself before reaching for the shotgun. Try a more subtle approach. Maybe throw a BBQ party and invite a number of your neighbors.
Mr. S
April-4th-2006, 10:55 PM
I dont think he'd like that, maybe if you just say you are a fan and appreciate his work, that would be a good warm up. Throwing a neighborhood bbq would be nice also.
RunPortisRun
April-4th-2006, 10:55 PM
Offer to cut is lawn. Become a stalker!
SkinSince87
April-4th-2006, 10:55 PM
thats why i love this forum it leads me towards the light, thnx E-Dog
RedskinsSuperBowl21
April-4th-2006, 11:00 PM
Imagine if someone just knocked on your door and wanted to talk about what you did for a living. You'd tell him to to screw himself before reaching for the shotgun. Try a more subtle approach. Maybe throw a BBQ party and invite a number of your neighbors.
HAHA i think that is kind of more creepy especially when he asks why you are throwing BBQ...."ughh i thought it was rude to knock on your door"
RedskinsSuperBowl21
April-4th-2006, 11:02 PM
I think it is different than if he lived in VA or MD, if you knock on his door at a reasonable hour and just be friendly and say hey I am big fan and see what happens from there...who knows just go with the flow....PS try to get some pics to post lol
MLiverpool
April-4th-2006, 11:10 PM
Offer to cut is lawn. Become a stalker!
LMAO!
kramdizzle
April-4th-2006, 11:11 PM
why the heck wouldnt you. a block away from a redskin, id be over there all the time. let me get your question straight. you're a member of extreme skins and you are asking us if you should talk redskin football with a real redskin player.....the answer is yes duh. besides whats the worst thing that could happen he says hes too busy with training camp to talk
E-Dog Night
April-4th-2006, 11:13 PM
HAHA i think that is kind of more creepy especially when he asks why you are throwing BBQ...."ughh i thought it was rude to knock on your door"
Ha...of course, you don't tell him why you are doing it. I know it sounds dishonest and perhaps even a little Machiavellian but if you want to form a relationship with a Redskin then I suggest a flanking approach.
Professional athletes already have a lot of people who want a piece of them, so if you come at them with an agenda, they can smell it a mile away and will not be interested.
What you do is knock on everyone's door within a 2 block radius and invite them - maybe even make up a little flyer or something. Stress the grilled meats part of it. Athletes like grilled meats.
RedskinsSuperBowl21
April-4th-2006, 11:32 PM
E-dog i think you know too much lol
shallyshal
April-5th-2006, 12:24 AM
you ain't andyman for sure... i
stat2883
April-5th-2006, 12:54 AM
Stress the grilled meats part of it. Athletes like grilled meats.
hahaha:laugh:
DaveP666
April-5th-2006, 05:10 AM
Ask him for the D line to get more sack this season!!!
And then run...
:P
Art McDonough
April-5th-2006, 07:36 AM
Whatever you decide to do, you better do it before September. There's no guarantee he'll still be your neighbor after that.
PleaseGoForTheWin
April-5th-2006, 07:59 AM
No, no, you guys have it all wrong. Get some buddies together and say that you are playing a game of pick-up football and that you need some extra guys. I'm sure Cedric would be more than happy to play....just don't volunteer to play official QB.
tuna_h8r
April-5th-2006, 08:26 AM
Offer to cut is lawn. Become a stalker!
LMAO.
seriously, i wouldn't go knocking on his door, but if i saw him out i'd have to say the usual...
good luck, big fan, loved you in NFL Europe. knew you'd make it. all that...
TheDane
April-5th-2006, 08:31 AM
What's wrong with stalking? :whoknows:
the burgundy and gold
April-5th-2006, 08:36 AM
is his house rediculasly large?
pmo33
April-5th-2006, 09:03 AM
why the heck wouldnt you. a block away from a redskin, id be over there all the time. let me get your question straight. you're a member of extreme skins and you are asking us if you should talk redskin football with a real redskin player.....the answer is yes duh. besides whats the worst thing that could happen he says hes too busy with training camp to talk
Most of the time these guys just want to talk regular stuff. I played golf with Wilber Marshall a couple times growing up at my country club in VA... and we hardly ever spoke about the skins. probably because I was too busy trying to figure out how that guy hit the ball so far... I remember seeing Wilber, Joe Jacoby and a couple other lineman from the team playing golf about 12 years ago and they were driving up 18 and had 2 players in each golf cart... the carts were basically scraping on the ground...
CPstretch
April-5th-2006, 09:05 AM
just go say hi and youre a big fan but dont annoy him...where do you live by the way?
whitejimmy
April-5th-2006, 09:24 AM
Wait until it's dark, then try to stare in through the windows and figure out what he's doing in there.
JMUGator19
April-5th-2006, 11:04 AM
yea i think if you really like you can just knock on his door and just say hello and tell him you are a big fan... i doubt he would mind that, just dont force anything, and inviting him over to a neighborhood bbq isnt a bad idea. Killings isnt exactly a superstar, so im sure he wouldnt mind.
CPstretch
April-5th-2006, 11:06 AM
try to steal his playbook
whitejimmy
April-5th-2006, 11:44 AM
If you notice that he's watering his lawn, take off your clothes and run through the sprinklers.
authentic
April-5th-2006, 11:50 AM
why the heck wouldnt you. a block away from a redskin, id be over there all the time. let me get your question straight. you're a member of extreme skins and you are asking us if you should talk redskin football with a real redskin player.....the answer is yes duh. besides whats the worst thing that could happen he says hes too busy with training camp to talk
...or kick his butt down his walk way, and then call the police?
Mooka
April-5th-2006, 11:51 AM
Paint yer face B&G and stand with yer face up against his window at night. Make sure to leave little messages around his house that say how much you love the Redskins, how much you love Cedric because he's a Redskin, how hurt you were that they lost to the Seahawks, that you're in a pit of misery because they didn't win the SB....
:D
j/k
A BBQ invite would be very nice, just slip an invite in his mailbox. If you don't wanna sound like a suck-up, ask him to bring his favorite side-dish or somtin.
CPstretch
April-5th-2006, 11:51 AM
i doubt he waters his own lawn, but if he did, good idea!
rvan1
April-5th-2006, 11:53 AM
Imagine if someone just knocked on your door and wanted to talk about what you did for a living. You'd tell him to to screw himself before reaching for the shotgun. Try a more subtle approach. Maybe throw a BBQ party and invite a number of your neighbors.
that is a classy idea... as long as you dont have loser neighbors :laugh:
rvan1
April-5th-2006, 11:55 AM
Paint yer face B&G and stand with yer face up against his window at night. Make sure to leave little messages around his house that say how much you love the Redskins, how much you love Cedric because he's a Redskin, how hurt you were that they lost to the Seahawks, that you're in a pit of misery because they didn't win the SB....
:D
j/k
A BBQ invite would be very nice, just slip an invite in his mailbox. If you don't wanna sound like a suck-up, ask him to bring his favorite side-dish or somtin.
dont slip an invite in his mailbox.... thats illegal. mail it to him :cheers:
Stew
April-5th-2006, 11:57 AM
Tailgate in his driveway during the offseason, and then ring his doorbell and invite him.
Mooka
April-5th-2006, 12:00 PM
dont slip an invite in his mailbox.... thats illegal. mail it to him :cheers: Errr, whoops... Can just slip it on his door like a Menu or somtin. Or mail it :)
Ant15fromNJ
April-5th-2006, 02:31 PM
I would drive by one time he is outside and introduce yourself. I wouldnt go and knock becuase that could come off as roude.
TomK
April-5th-2006, 02:45 PM
If you meet him out somewhere then you can talk up football, but not by walking up to his home. Since you live so close, maybe your kids will end up hanging out or something like that. Other than that, just treat him as you would another neighbor because that's what he wants.
jabronijames
April-5th-2006, 02:46 PM
Throw a rock through his window with your phone number on it. Underneath your number, you could write "Your BIGGEST fan!!!"
Zuck
April-5th-2006, 10:49 PM
Try a more subtle approach. Maybe throw a BBQ party and invite a number of your neighbors.
What would be funny is he he happens to log onto this site and see's this thread and a week later you invite him to a bbq.
He'd be thinking. "This guy is throwing a neighborhood bbq just to talk to me about the Redskins?"
You should you invite him to a neighborhood b.b.q but don't invite anyone other than him. :laugh:
Zuck
April-5th-2006, 10:51 PM
Throw a rock through his window with your phone number on it. Underneath your number, you could write "Your BIGGEST fan!!!"
And under that put.
"Demetric Evans, You da MAN!!!"
Yusuf06
April-5th-2006, 11:18 PM
E-Dog has the right idea with the flanking maneuver. However I think he'll quickly see right through the BBQ idea. And even if he doesn't, what if he's just busy and can't show up that day? Then, you've spent a bunch of money and time on people you don't want to be around. Neighbors:rolleyes: feh!
No, you need a foolproof plan to divert his attention away from your true intentions and I've got one for you. What you do is hit on his wife. That is walk up, cop a feel, invite yourself inside her clothes...in other words just turn on the old charm-o-rama. Then, when he comes after you with muyduh in his eyes, you pull out a jersey and cap and ask for his autograph and tell him you're his biggest fan. I guarrantee you he won't see through that diversion! If it doesn't work, I'll refund you the full purchase price of the advice.
SkinSince87
April-5th-2006, 11:52 PM
its funny its not a big house at all, also i live in miami fl and this is the house he's lived in since he was in high school. the high school is 2 blocks away from my house so 3 blocks away from him. I think i'll get a bike and ride it up and down til I see him and then talk to him, HAIL
kevinklein
April-6th-2006, 12:09 AM
I don't think he would have a problem if you went over there with a piece of Redskins memorabilia and asked for an autograph.
Living in Miami I'm sure he doesn't come across many Redskins fans, and fewer yet that recognize him. I doubt a little recognition would bother the man too much.
RIDETHEWALRUS
April-6th-2006, 12:36 AM
Offer to cut is lawn. Become a stalker!
I tried that with George Muhresan, it actually became more ackward for me than it was for him.
RIDETHEWALRUS
April-6th-2006, 12:43 AM
In all seriousness though here is a fool proof way to meet him.
At night break into his grage or if he leave a car outside break into that, sever the cable that runs to the battery so that he can not start up his vehicle. Then set up a few cameras to see when he is trying to drive somewhere. At that point in time walk by his house and say something like "need a jump?" or "car troubles?"..."I'm a mechanic, maybe I can help you out. btw, don't you play for the skins?"
Trust me it is absolutely fool proof
BigRay
April-6th-2006, 08:12 AM
Tailgate in his driveway during the offseason, and then ring his doorbell and invite him.
You're trying to get him hurt :laugh:
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