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fuji869
April-25th-2006, 07:18 PM
Illness alert!

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Work-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as -Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Park City Skins
April-25th-2006, 07:20 PM
Finally! I was wondering what the heck I had caught. Thanks fuji ;)

Slacky McSlackAss
April-25th-2006, 07:22 PM
this thing sounds nasty, luckily i have hade my fair share of the BEER remedy lately.

KAOSkins
April-25th-2006, 07:29 PM
I find ES to be one of the surest remedies against this insidious disorder.

twa
April-25th-2006, 07:40 PM
I've got it so bad it is time to resort to TEQUILA...Hey ,it works for the mexicans,why you think we have siestas? ;)

Tommorow,tommorow is good enough for me :D

Jumbo
April-25th-2006, 07:45 PM
Hey! I have that! Thanks fuji...I better go take some shots...I mean get a shot...