who's the funniest poster of the tailgate forest?

[Major Harris]

there are several posters here that come to mind when i think of who makes me laugh.

if i had to choose one, it'd probably be zoony. his one-liners crack me up pretty regularly, and his shadow post to PleaseBlitz's hit and run was classic material.

special honorable mentions have to go to :
PleaseBlitz, especially the drunk version.
rincewind

edit: in response to 28's response, i have a new rule: you can't vote for yourself. (otherwise, i'd be tied for the lead :cool: )

[twenty-eight]

there are several posters here that come to mind when i think of who makes me laugh.

if i had to choose one, it'd probably be zoony. his one-liners crack me up pretty regularly, and his shadow post to PleaseBlitz's hit and run was classic material.



That was too funny! If i had to pick just one person it would be twenty-eight. Not only does he always make me laugh, but he's so dreamy

[dfitzo53]

That was too funny! If i had to pick just one person it would be twenty-eight. Not only does he always make me laugh, but he's so dreamy

Really? He always kinda struck me as a pretty big loser.

[twenty-eight]

Really? He always kinda struck me as a pretty big loser.


Are you serious? He's the second coolest poster on this board!:notworthy

[iheartskins]

I'd give the nod to Mick or Monkey Skin or Beaudry (even though he can be a total prick).

PleaseBlitz and zoony also regularly give me a chuckle.

PLEASE NOTE: I'll probably edit this post a few times as I think about who else makes me laugh. :)

[Major Harris]

monkey skin is a good one, though i don't see him much. also, his best material was in the shocker thread, which was Fed Ex Field, for you old timers. ;)

[praise_gibbs]

:laugh:

I like how Iheart uses a disclaimer after any thread that involves choosing a specific poster.


With that said.. Who Del, TheRealJBird, and Visionary's lateness on things cracks me up.

[Jumbo]

Man, too mayy people...but some of the funniest people to me are the ones who are always taking themsleves so serious all the time...but zoony tune's a good choice, you too, major...PCS is up there...Blondie's very witty...TK...but I am trying to stay out of the staff, otherwise I'd mention likeing Art's smart*** humor and Om's dry wit...this will be a good thread to read...

[dfitzo53]

I think I'd probably vote for PleaseBlitz. I'm not 100% sure yet though.

[rincewind]

Hey Mother F***ers - my name better appear more!!




:D

[Major Harris]

I think I'd probably vote for PleaseBlitz. I'm not 100% sure yet though.
you can cop out like me and name some alternates.
pleaseblitz was tough not to choose for me. it's probably a tie w/ zoony, but i didn't want to cop out THAT BAD.

[iheartskins]

I like how Iheart uses a disclaimer after any thread that involves choosing a specific poster.
That's definitely true. :)

It's tough though as this Board is full of great posters. Any time you think you've thought of everyone who you enjoy reading, you realize that you forgot [X]. That's why I always hedge my "lists." :)

[Henry]

Mick gets my vote.

And MarkPSkins when he's not cranky.

Actually, he's pretty funny when he's cranky too. :)

[dfitzo53]

you can cop out like me and name some alternates.
pleaseblitz was tough not to choose for me. it's probably a tie w/ zoony, but i didn't want to cop out THAT BAD.

Actually, you know who cracks me up? OaktonSkins/BushFan. I don't think it's intentional though.

[rincewind]

Actually, you know who cracks me up? OaktonSkins/BushFan. I don't think it's intentional though.



I kind of agree with this - of course Crazyhorse1 is the other side of that coin.



Also - if we can count FedEx, my vote goes to Pittman4two; that guy is hilarious. :laugh:

[Major Harris]

man, mick gets a lot of votes. that bastage posted a wv stereotype thread just as i was nestling into the tailgate, so i don't like him. :silly:

j/k mick, i don't hold grudges. ;)

[Major Harris]

Actually, you know who cracks me up? OaktonSkins/BushFan. I don't think it's intentional though.
that's probably more of a case of laughing AT instead of WITH. :laugh:

[rincewind]

that's probably more of a case of laughing AT instead of WITH. :laugh:



You didn't specify with or at. ;)

[Major Harris]

You didn't specify with or at. ;)
so you gonna nominate someone or whAT?

[rincewind]

so you gonna nominate someone or whAT?







I kind of agree with this - of course Crazyhorse1 is the other side of that coin.



Also - if we can count FedEx, my vote goes to Pittman4two; that guy is hilarious. :laugh:

[Major Harris]

oops
fed ex doesn't count.......and i didn't know you ever ventured there. be careful over there.---------->>>>>> :handicap: = me from my last visit. :laugh:

[twenty-eight]

I'm going with Mr.WhoDel, I think its more laughing at him though. Like his comment last night about the Philippines when he found out meetst was asian! CLASSIC!

[Predicto]

MassSkinsFan is the funniest guy here.

I'm starting to suspect that he is just Tony Clifton-ing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Clifton) us.

[Predicto]

I
Also - if we can count FedEx, my vote goes to Pittman4two; that guy is hilarious. :laugh:


Pittman is a comedy god.

[rincewind]

MassSkinsFan is the funniest guy here.

I'm starting to suspect that he is just Tony Clifton-ing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Clifton) us.


Your not the only one who has gotten that impression. Every so often he lets loose a funny - though he claims to not have a sense of humor. Hmmmm....

[Major Harris]

MassSkinsFan is the funniest guy here.

I'm starting to suspect that he is just Tony Clifton-ing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Clifton) us.
yeah, it took me a while, but he has made me laugh. especially the other day when someone suggested to him that he get to know his neighbors because that's how neighborhoods lower crime rates....his response?
"i prefer heavy artillery, but thanks for the suggestion." classic. :laugh:

[dfitzo53]

I kind of agree with this - of course Crazyhorse1 is the other side of that coin.

Very true.

And for the record, I'm not trying to turn this thread into a bashing of people with whom I disagree any more than I was really calling twenty-eight a loser. If you can't take a joke you may as well not read this thread in my opinion.

[twenty-eight]

yeah, it took me a while, but he has made me laugh. especially the other day when someone suggested to him that he get to know his neighbors because that's how neighborhoods lower crime rates....his response?
"i prefer heavy artillery, but thanks for the suggestion." classic. :laugh:


Let me get this straight...so we have just plain funny, laughing at you funny, and this guy scares me...so i'll just laugh?

[Major Harris]

Let me get this straight...so we have just plain funny, laughing at you funny, and this guy scares me...so i'll just laugh?
you left out elmo. ;)



:silly:

[iheartskins]

MassSkinsFan is the funniest guy here.

I'm starting to suspect that he is just Tony Clifton-ing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Clifton) us.
To that end, for those who haven't read Wacky Ralph's posts, check this link (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/search.php?searchid=145602). zoony and I have tried to get links to W.R.'s posts working before but for some reason, some people can't search for Wacky Ralph's posts. But this guy had some of the funniest lines. Shame he was exposed (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28936) as a Cowboy's fan masquerading.

[twenty-eight]

Very true.

And for the record, I'm not trying to turn this thread into a bashing of people with whom I disagree any more than I was really calling twenty-eight a loser. If you can't take a joke you may as well not read this thread in my opinion.


You confused me....I knew it was a joke....now i dont know what to think.....???

[OaktonSkins/BushFan]

that's probably more of a case of laughing AT instead of WITH. :laugh:


Well, I'd put you in my top 5 or so, but it's simply not decent to laugh AT retarded people.


Funny how you just finsihed chastising me in another thread for alleged ad hominem attacks, and here you are beginning a fresh new series of personal attacks.

hypocrite
One entry found for hypocrite.


Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
- hypocrite adjective

Also see: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/member.php?u=5847





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[dfitzo53]

You confused me....I knew it was a joke....now i dont know what to think.....???

I know you did. I wasn't referring to any specific person, it was a case of me covering my own ass against the misinterpretations which inevitably happen around here now and then.

[Major Harris]

Well, I'd put you in my top 5 or so, but it's simply not decent to laugh AT retarded people.


Funny how you just finsihed chastising me in another thread for alleged ad hominem attacks, and here you are beginning a fresh new series of personal attacks.

hypocrite
One entry found for hypocrite.


Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
- hypocrite adjective

Also see: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/member.php?u=5847

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i refer you to dfitzo's post. i'm not bashing you. if you can't take a joke, stay out of the thread.

[twenty-eight]

I know you did. I wasn't referring to any specific person, it was a case of me covering my own ass against the misinterpretations which inevitably happen around here now and then.


Ahhhh gotcha!

[rincewind]

Well, I'd put you in my top 5 or so, but it's simply not decent to laugh AT retarded people.


Funny how you just finsihed chastising me in another thread for alleged ad hominem attacks, and here you are beginning a fresh new series of personal attacks.

hypocrite
One entry found for hypocrite.


Main Entry: hyp·o·crite
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
- hypocrite adjective

Also see: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/member.php?u=5847





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Sucked the fun right out of this thread, didn't you? Can't imagine why people think repubs. are cold, humorless people. :rolleyes:

[OaktonSkins/BushFan]

I see. When you "bash", it's ok.

Gotcha.


:rolleyes:

[iheartskins]

Let's focus on the funny, gents. Please.

[Goaldeje]

Sucked the fun right out of this thread, didn't you? Can't imagine why people think repubs. are cold, humorless people. :rolleyes:

Generalize much? Geez, I had fun with your mom last night.




*wait, am I allowed to make that kind of joke, being relatively new to the Tailgate and conservative?

[twenty-eight]

Anyone think any of the ladies are funny? I saw someone mentioned Blondie..anyone else?

[Major Harris]

I see. When you "bash", it's ok.

Gotcha.


:rollseyes:
if you can't see the difference between a joke and calling people immature, stupid, retarded, and any other list of deragatory adjectives, then i'm sorry for you. this is a fun thread. funny how you don't bring up the person who actually brought up your name. my post was in response to how it seems he finds you funny, because i don't at all. but i'll stop, lest i allow you to hi-jack yet another thread.

[dfitzo53]

Let's focus on the funny, gents. Please.

I couldn't agree more. Who Del is being added to my list because in his own goofy way he makes me smile.

[dfitzo53]

Anyone think any of the ladies are funny? I saw someone mentioned Blondie..anyone else?

Georgiaredskin's "rut roh" in the AHFB thread last night was hilarious.

[twenty-eight]

I couldn't agree more. Who Del is being added to my list because in his own goofy way he makes me smile.


and shake your head at the same time! Its quite the combination..







edit: Great thread major!!:applause: :applause:

[Major Harris]

i like who del, but he doesn't make me laugh, personally.

you know who has made me laugh, on occasion? chom.

[OaktonSkins/BushFan]

if you can't see the difference between a joke and calling people immature, stupid, retarded, and any other list of deragatory adjectives, then i'm sorry for you. this is a fun thread. funny how you don't bring up the person who actually brought up your name. my post was in response to how it seems he finds you funny, because i don't at all. but i'll stop, lest i allow you to hi-jack yet another thread.

Sure. Rationalize it if it makes you feel better. Anyway, out of respect for the mods, I digress.

[praise_gibbs]

i like who del, but he doesn't make me laugh, personally.

you know who has made me laugh, on occasion? chom.


Who Del will only make you laugh if you understand where his humor is coming from.

Major.. you are just not Emo enough.. sorry. :silly:

[rincewind]

Generalize much? Geez, I had fun with your mom last night.




*wait, am I allowed to make that kind of joke, being relatively new to the Tailgate and conservative?


And from left field....



For what its worth - i didn't generalize, i just stated a stereotype.


As for the jokes - bash away, my mom seems to be the popular target. Speaking of which - fine, i'm not getting any votes (except from Major, thanks man :cheers: ) guess i'm not as funny as i thought; but, shouldn't my mom get an honorary mention?

[rincewind]

Who Del will only make you laugh if you understand where his humor is coming from.

Major.. you are just not Elmo enough.. sorry. :silly:



I fixed that for ya. :)

[rincewind]

i like who del, but he doesn't make me laugh, personally.

you know who has made me laugh, on occasion? chom.


Yeah, Chom can be funny - especially since its always so unexpected.

[iheartskins]

Every now and then I try to crack people up. Like in that one thread where there was a troll bashing something related to the Redskins and I talked about all the varieties of cake I like. In retrospect, somewhat stupid, but it got the thread off course and at least for some, into the realm of humor instead of agitation. Self promotion link :) (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122692).

[Goaldeje]

And from left field....

What, I'm not allowed to have a sense of humor? Sheesh. I happen to find jo mama jokes very funny.



For what its worth - i didn't generalize, i just stated a stereotype.


As for the jokes - bash away, my mom seems to be the popular target. Speaking of which - fine, i'm not getting any votes (except from Major, thanks man :cheers: ) guess i'm not as funny as i thought; but, shouldn't my mom get an honorary mention?


OK, OK, mine was a joke, too. I guess people aren't sophisticated enough to get my humor.
[editor's note: this also is an attempt at humor by goaldeje. Please do hurl flaming bags of poo at him if he offended you. Being moderately conservative, his sense of humor was surgically removed at birth. Bear with him]

Actually, Rince, you make me laugh upon occassion, but Art's cutting comments are probably my favorite, especially when some unsuspecting Cowboy's troll gets hammered.

[twenty-eight]

See I dont want my vote to go to Who del! I think rince is funnier, but like i said there are diff types of funny. Maybe i'm not the best judge....it doesnt help that more than half the time i'm on here, I'm under the infulence of one drug or another..:)

[rincewind]

OK, OK, mine was a joke, too. I guess people aren't sophisticated enough to get my humor.
[editor's note: this also is an attempt at humor by goaldeje. Please do hurl flaming bags of poo at him if he offended you. Being moderately conservative, his sense of humor was surgically removed at birth. Bear with him]



nm............

[PleaseBlitz]

Solo Artists: Mick and Zoony. Mickalino threads never cease to crack me up for their randomness alone. Zoony's one liners are gold. Plus his shadow thread to my hit & run gave me a big chuckle when i really needed one, so bonus points. Though he remains on "the list."

Comedy Duo: Major Harris and Rince. Seperately they are both pretty damn funny, but they form together like Voltron and the whole is funnier than the sum of the parts.

Honorable mentions (people that consistently make me laugh.) :

Spaceman Spiff
JRock & Bonef1de
I cant believe no one has mentioned Unsonny. That bastage is FUNNNN----NY!
Iheart, though I can tell his mod status makes him rein it in sometimes.


PS. Thanks to everyone that mentioned me. Always nice to know im making a positive contribution. :cheers:

PPS. Someone start a funniest thread ever thread. Ive got a few i want to nominate.

[Major Harris]

Self promotion link :) (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122692).
well, if we're in to self promotion (http://extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2337747#post2337747) rince and i became cyber buddies that fateful night. :laugh:

[gchwood]

I crack myself up all the time, but for some reason no one else laughs

[Goaldeje]

Your ASKING people to through dog **** at you? And you think hom0sexuality is wrong?!?! :rolleyes:


I didn't say I got off on it!

[rincewind]

I didn't say I got off on it!


nm.................

[praise_gibbs]

I crack myself up all the time, but for some reason no one else laughs


I am with you on that... I can make someone laugh on occassion. I just think not too many get my sense of humor.

[Who Del]

I'm honored some people picked me.

My vote goes to unsonny. Funniest poster here hands down.

Honorable mentions:

TK (not because he's my father :paranoid: ) kevinklein, pg, visionary (how can you not love that f'ing guy?), twenty-eight, MassSkins

Best poster in the stadium:

hanster (G.O.A.T.!!!!!! Everyone read his post history. Nothing short of laughing your ass off!)

[PleaseBlitz]

Cyber self-promotion.

I made a name for myself with this thread (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144395)

[praise_gibbs]

I'm honored some people picked me.

My vote goes to unsonny. Funniest poster here hands down.


I saw him lurking in this thread and realized that I forgot about him.

I should have left a disclaimer like Iheart did. :doh:

[Who Del]

I saw him lurking in this thread and realized that I forgot about him.

I should have left a disclaimer like Iheart did. :doh:

Added more people!

[kevinklein]

unsonny's photoshopping has me won over.

[Major Harris]

hanster (G.O.A.T.!!!!!! Everyone read his post history. Nothing short of laughing your ass off!)
no way. i posted in a pre-arrington to the giants thread that i wanted him to go out of the division so i could root for him, and that dude had the audacity to say i'm not a true 'skins fan. :loser: :laugh:

[iheartskins]

I should have left a disclaimer like Iheart did. :doh:
See what I mean. :)

[praise_gibbs]

no way. i posted in a pre-arrington to the giants thread that i wanted him to go out of the division so i could root for him, and that dude had the audacity to say i'm not a true 'skins fan. :loser: :laugh:


You never said that you are... :paranoid: ;)

[Who Del]

no way. i posted in a pre-arrington to the giants thread that i wanted him to go out of the division so i could root for him, and that dude had the audacity to say i'm not a true 'skins fan. :loser: :laugh:

Everything he says is pure gold. I've never seen ONE post that I wasn't laughing my ass off at. I love it.

[Major Harris]

new rule: you can add people as you go.

and the AHFB can just say "we all make each other laugh" to cover all the bases. :laugh:

[Major Harris]

Everything he says is pure gold. I've never seen ONE post that I wasn't laughing my ass off at. I love it.
so you laughed when he said i wasn't a true 'skins fan? you're dead to me. ;)

[Major Harris]

You never said that you are... :paranoid: ;)
well, now that you have decided to peep your head out of the rt/ahfb, you might see some things you never thought you'd see. :D

[praise_gibbs]

Everything he says is pure gold. I've never seen ONE post that I wasn't laughing my ass off at. I love it.


Sadly, I checked some of his posts after you said that and he does seem funny. :laugh:

You can not get any more humourous than Unsonny's photoshopped pics. I do not care who you are--thats funny!

The one with JBird running from the Who Del spider was pure comedic gold!! :laugh:

[Who Del]

so you laughed when he said i wasn't a true 'skins fan? you're dead to me. ;)

:laugh:

One time someone brought up some old show that was called Sidelines or some **** like that. Anyway they were saying they should let Larry replace whoever did it because it was a such a great show.

He promptly says:

YOU CANT REPLACE THE GREATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rotflmao:

[Who Del]

Sadly, I checked some of his posts after you said that and he does seem funny. :laugh:

You can not get any more humourous than Unsonny's photoshopped pics. I do not care who you are--thats funny!

The one with JBird running from the Who Del spider was pure comedic gold!! :laugh:

See if you can find anything Arrington related. Thats where he pops up the most. As indicated by Major the guy HATES Lavar.

"Lavar is a dirty liar!!!!!!!"

[praise_gibbs]

See if you can find anything Arrington related. Thats where he pops up the most. As indicated by Major the guy HATES Lavar.

"Lavar is a dirty liar!!!!!!!"


Who me? :halo: I do not even know who Lavar is...



He is dead to me.. :evil:

[Major Harris]

this is not a chatroom, fellas. ;)

[Who Del]

I'd like to add Art to my list.

Also WB and N5 have been known to make me laugh. Gotta represent the Iggles!!!

[Predicto]

my mom seems to be the popular target.

Yeah, I've heard that.

Or did I read it on a bathroom wall? I don't remember.

[PleaseBlitz]

Westbrook's sigs always make me laugh. Though the credit for that i guess should go to Art. :laugh:

[Major Harris]

Yeah, I've heard that.

Or did I read it on a bathroom wall? I don't remember.
she's so easy. :laugh:

[rincewind]

Yeah, I've heard that.

Or did I read it on a bathroom wall? I don't remember.



A bathroom wall? You live in the Castro - are you going into women's rooms? :security:

[praise_gibbs]

This is not a chatroom, fellas. ;)

[Major Harris]

A bathroom wall? You live in the Castro - are you going into women's rooms? :security:
no, goat barns. :laugh:

[rincewind]

this is not a chatroom, fellas. ;)


This is not a chatroom, fellas. ;)



There an ehco in here?

[praise_gibbs]

There an ehco in here?


Nope, just Majors beeyotch quoting us. ;)


(Disclaimer: No posters were harmed in this post. Rincewind and praise_gibbs are fellow Jerseyans and avid New York Yankee fans. We do not hate each other.)

[PleaseBlitz]

Nope, just Majors beeyotch quoting us. ;)


(Disclaimer: No posters were harmed in this post. Rincewind and praise_gibbs are fellow Jerseyans and avid New York Yankee fans. We do not hate each other.)


The Cage and the AFHB. Joining forces for the Ultimate Hijack. ;)

Just try to post on topic, they dare you. :security:

[Major Harris]

The Cage and the AFHB. Joining forces for the Ultimate Hijack. ;)

Just try to post on topic, they dare you. :security:
i'm trying to keep them focused. i guess it's hard to take a professional hi-jacker serious when he says "STAY ON TARGET."

[rincewind]

http://home.comcast.net/~beb0183/hijacker_1.JPG

Alright, dat's it man!!! Dis thread is goin' to Quba!!!

[Major Harris]

rince just made a pitch for more votes. :rotflmao: (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2485093&postcount=493)

[Major Harris]

whoa, is rinces picture who delmo?

[PleaseBlitz]

i'm trying to keep them focused. i guess it's hard to take a professional hi-jacker serious when he says "STAY ON TARGET."


Im just a gifted amatuer. :cool:

You dont become a pro at this game until someone creates a thread for you specifically to keep you from hijacking all other threads. :poke:
















;)

[rincewind]

rince just made a pitch for more votes. :rotflmao: (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2485093&postcount=493)



Thank you, thank you. :bow:

[The Evil Genius]

You guys are pathetic.

Not one mention of Bang and his cartoons?


:mad:

edit...although I guess his cartoons aren't really Tailgate any more...

so nevermind.

:silly:

[rincewind]

You guys are pathetic.

Not one mention of Bang and his cartoons?


:mad:


Cartoon are no in Tailgate Forest. :)

[Cdowwe]

Gotta go with Unsonny. Others include Art and Mick.

Doesnt the AHFB have their own thread by the way.

[rictus58]

Doesnt the AHFB have their own thread by the way.

seriously.


Back on topic, I always laugh at the posts by Crazyhorse1. That old man is a trip.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

MassSkinsFan is the funniest guy here.

I'm starting to suspect that he is just Tony Clifton-ing us.

Predicto,

You and I have been through this before on a different messageboard. I am what I am. I have no time, energy or imagination to be someone that I am not. You may not like me or agree with me (we've been through both of those issues previously as well); but you have to agree that I am a lot more consistant in my positions than online posers tend to be. As I said, I am what I am. If you don't like it, I suggest use of your Ignore list.

[PleaseBlitz]

Uh oh. I see MassSkinsFan lurking......


Everyone DUCK!
:ahhhhh:

[Major Harris]

seriously.


Back on topic, I always laugh at the posts by Crazyhorse1. That old man is a trip.
funny in his own way. first couple times i read him, i was like :evil: . it's that way for me with several posters that i now can laugh at/ with.

[Predicto]

Predicto,

You and I have been through this before on a different messageboard. I am what I am. I have no time, energy or imagination to be someone that I am not. You may not like me or agree with me (we've been through both of those issues previously as well); but you have to agree that I am a lot more consistant in my positions than online posers tend to be. As I said, I am what I am. If you don't like it, I suggest use of your Ignore list.


Relax, this is a joke thread.

However, I will say that consistency alone is not much of a virtue. No one is right on every single issue all of the time, and it takes internal courage to change your mind about a deeply cherished belief. If you are 100% consistent, it merely means that you are 100% talking and 0% listening.

[MissU28]

I'd give the nod to Mick or Monkey Skin or Beaudry (even though he can be a total prick).

PleaseBlitz and zoony also regularly give me a chuckle.

PLEASE NOTE: I'll probably edit this post a few times as I think about who else makes me laugh. :)



haha monkeyskin. he's great.

[Lloyds' Mongolian Beef]

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (pause) You can unscrew a light bulb. (pause) See, no sense of humor whatsoever. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, even those who don't all." :D

[Sweet Sassy Molassy]

Oh yeah, thanks you guys! No need to mention me. I'll just go away now.

I'd like to nominate, UnSonny with the Photoshop, and Art love to ream people, and it's so damn funny.

[MissU28]

my votes...aside from monkeyskin, of course... go to unsonny, ronjeremy, and pleaseblitz.

[PleaseBlitz]

my votes...aside from monkeyskin, of course... go to unsonny, ronjeremy, and pleaseblitz.


WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :wavetowel

[Major Harris]

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :wavetowelwhatever, she just hasn't read enuf of my posts!!!! ;)

[PleaseBlitz]

whatever, she just hasn't read enuf of my posts!!!! ;)


PleaseBlitz = :pimp:


Major Harris = :loser:

[MissU28]

whatever, she just hasn't read enuf of my posts!!!! ;)


okay I'll start reading more of them....i'll let you know if i add you

[Major Harris]

PleaseBlitz = :pimp:


Major Harris = :loser:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
you're not making it any easier. ;)


okay I'll start reading more of them....i'll let you know if i add you
thanks, all i want is a chance. :D

if you feel like wading through a couple hundred posts, i was on a roll in the AHFB thread last night. i also self-promoted my performance alongside rince that won an es oscar. check out page 2 or 3 of this thread for the link. ;)

[PleaseBlitz]

okay I'll start reading more of them....i'll let you know if i add you

I'll sum them all up for you.


I banged Rince's mom. :hump:


And a goat.

That about covers all 5564 of 'em. :laugh:

[Major Harris]

I'll sum them all up for you.



That about covers all 5563 of 'em.
never ask a drunk guy for summaries.


and where is your :hump:ing smilies? :mad:

[MissU28]

I'll sum them all up for you.



That about covers all 5563 of 'em.



well i guess the whole "west virginia" thing is pretty funny in itself

[Major Harris]

well i guess the whole "west virginia" thing is pretty funny in itself
you mean my schtick?

or the state?

cuz if you're dissing the state, ima have to go elmo on your ass!!!! :stick:

[MissU28]

you mean my schtick?

or the state?

cuz if you're dissing the state, ima have to go elmo on your ass!!!! :stick:


the state and the whole "incest"/"goat sex" thing

[Tarhog]

Wait till you see my upcoming 'My Nipple After Hours' thread.

You're going to love it.


You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll post 3,000 four word posts about it....

[MissU28]

Wait till you see my upcoming 'My Nipple After Hours' thread.

You're going to love it.


You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll post 3,000 four word posts about it....


while i don't guffaw at tarhog's posts...well sometimes...he is one of my favorite posters :D

[Tarhog]

I've only admired you from afar up till now. This season, I may even work up the courage to talk to you :)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Major Harris]

the state and the whole "incest"/"goat sex" thing
you dis my state, you dis me. that's it. i'm sending you a deadly computer virus. it will cause your make up kit to self-destruct. ;)

[dfitzo53]

Wait till you see my upcoming 'My Nipple After Hours' thread.

You're going to love it.


You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll post 3,000 four word posts about it....

Did you have a birthday recently?

[Predicto]

the state and the whole "incest"/"goat sex" thing


Yeah, baby, that talk gets me hot too ;)





what? What?? :whoknows:

[MissU28]

you dis my state, you dis me. that's it. i'm sending you a deadly computer virus. it will cause your make up kit to self-destruct. ;)


well it's not cool when i watch the movie "wrong turn" with this guy in california and he makes fun of me for living in the same place as the movie takes place (west virginia)...with all the inbreds....when I definitely do NOT!!! I kept having to tell him, "I live in VIRGINIA, not WEST virginia!!!"

[MissU28]

I've only admired you from afar up till now. This season, I may even work up the courage to talk to you :)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


is this directed towards me???

[Tarhog]

Did you have a birthday recently?

Unfortunately, they're starting to sting a little :)

[Major Harris]

well it's not cool when i watch the movie "wrong turn" with this guy in california and he makes fun of me for living in the same place as the movie takes place (west virginia)...with all the inbreds....when I definitely do NOT!!! I kept having to tell him, "I live in VIRGINIA, not WEST virginia!!!"

yeah, well maybe you should just tell him that those are ignorant stereotypes that just aren't true.....that being said, you went to school in harrisonburg. there are more goats there than all of wv. i thought about stopping to buy one. :pimp:in' aint easy, but goat :pimp:in' is, especially when you're friends w/ pb and rince.

[Tarhog]

is this directed towards me???

Absolutely - I'll have to interrupt your beer pong game next time around and actually speak to you. I should have done it before now.

I'm going to have to give the 'funny poster' topic a little bit of thought. Die Hard and Blade can slay me, because you never see it coming (such as Die Hard's infamous comment in a 'I'm getting married!' thread where someone posted their soon-to-be-wife's pic).

'I'd hit it' was his response.

Zoony cracks me up on occasion, and sadly, Westbrook :)

I really miss BCS (can't recall the last time I saw one of his posts) - he was one of the funniest and most creative guys ever.

[Predicto]

well it's not cool when i watch the movie "wrong turn" with this guy in california and he makes fun of me for living in the same place as the movie takes place (west virginia)...with all the inbreds....when I definitely do NOT!!! I kept having to tell him, "I live in VIRGINIA, not WEST virginia!!!"


Well, it's understandable isn't it? I mean, when you live in paradise, everywhere else looks kind of the same shade of grey :D










Im joking, actually I was raised in Virginia

[dfitzo53]

You know who can sneak up on you sometimes? E-Dog Night. His 'Pope Draft' last year had me in stitches.

[MissU28]

yeah, well maybe you should just tell him that those are ignorant stereotypes that just aren't true.....that being said, you went to school in harrisonburg. there are more goats there than all of wv. i thought about stopping to buy one. :pimp:in' aint easy, but goat :pimp:in' is, especially when you're friends w/ pb and rince.


actually, harrisonburg has a lot of cows.... i don't remember seeing many goats around. Then again, I'm no goat connoisseur....not my idea of a fun saturday night.

[PleaseBlitz]

I'm going to have to give the 'funny poster' topic a little bit of thought. Die Hard and Blade can slay me, because you never see it coming (such as Die Hard's infamous comment in a 'I'm getting married!' thread where someone posted their soon-to-be-wife's pic).

'I'd hit it' was his response.


From out of NOWHERE:


Souls. I collect souls.


:laugh:

[iheartskins]

You know who can sneak up on you sometimes? E-Dog Night. His 'Pope Draft' last year had me in stitches.
That is a fantastic call. E-Dog is definitely one of my favorite posters. Again, good call dfitz. :)

[MissU28]

Absolutely - I'll have to interrupt your beer pong game next time around and actually speak to you. I should have done it before now.

I'm going to have to give the 'funny poster' topic a little bit of thought. Die Hard and Blade can slay me, because you never see it coming (such as Die Hard's infamous comment in a 'I'm getting married!' thread where someone posted their soon-to-be-wife's pic).

'I'd hit it' was his response.

Zoony cracks me up on occasion, and sadly, Westbrook :)

I really miss BCS (can't recall the last time I saw one of his posts) - he was one of the funniest and most creative guys ever.


you can be my partner...but at the end of the season we were starting to play "liquor pong" instead of beer pong. Beer just makes me too tired. Hope you can handle that.


And yes, Westbrook...with his "Westbrook36 hates...." threads....

[TheREALJBird]

new rule: you can add people as you go.

and the AHFB can just say "we all make each other laugh" to cover all the bases. :laugh:

Well this AHFB'er knows he's the funniest, funnier than the rest of those people :laugh: ...that being said funneist is tough. Certainly not myself, I like how Art rips into people, I usually laugh about that, even old Bubba is funny with it (when it's directed towards WB of course)

[Thiebear]

I always thought I was the hawkeye pierce of the tailgate...

[georgiaredskin]

I can't believe no one has mentioned honorary_hog or MeetST. They're my top two who always have me rolling.

Others: unsonny (that LaVar/Shotty pic had me laughing for days), TK, PCS, and all of the AHFB crew.

[PleaseBlitz]

you can be my partner...but at the end of the season we were starting to play "liquor pong" instead of beer pong. Beer just makes me too tired. Hope you can handle that.


And yes, Westbrook...with his "Westbrook36 hates...." threads....


MissU......I havent forgotten that we have a beer pong grudge match in our future. ;)

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2254432&postcount=68

[Major Harris]

I can't believe no one has mentioned honorary_hog or MeetST. They're my top two who always have me rolling.

Others: unsonny (that LaVar/Shotty pic had me laughing for days), TK, PCS, and all of the AHFB crew.

you know, i had to go back and re-read my initial post because i totally meant to put HH on the list. sorry buddy. :(

and damn, georgia, i thought i'd get a vote from you. :cry:

[Major Harris]

actually, harrisonburg has a lot of cows.... i don't remember seeing many goats around. Then again, I'm no goat connoisseur....not my idea of a fun saturday night.
http://moviewavs.com/0058493028/WAVS/Movies/Tommy_Boy/cowtipping.wav

[dfitzo53]

I can't believe no one has mentioned honorary_hog or MeetST. They're my top two who always have me rolling.

MeetST's funny, but I'm really kicking myself for forgetting honorary_hog. :doh:

[MissU28]

MissU......I havent forgotten that we have a beer pong grudge match in our future. ;)

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2254432&postcount=68


yeah, if you ever show up at any of the tailgates!!!

[PleaseBlitz]

yeah, if you ever show up at any of the tailgates!!!

The debut is in the works. 9/11 vs. the Vikes. Night game. Lots of time to meet everyone and fuel up before kickoff.

You better start practicing. :cool:





OH NO HE DIDNT!

[MissU28]

The debut is in the works. 9/11 vs. the Vikes. Night game. Lots of time to meet everyone and fuel up before kickoff.

You better start practicing. :cool:





OH NO HE DIDNT!



uh oh!!!!! it's ON! night games we start drinking at like 2pm...if not earlier. :)

[Who Del]

uh oh!!!!! it's ON! night games we start drinking at like 2pm...if not earlier. :)

I'm already drinking gearing up for Eagles at... Houston??? :wtf:

[MissU28]

I'm already drinking gearing up for Eagles at... Houston??? :wtf:


yeah you better start drinking incredibly early if you want to drown out your "last place sorrows"

[kevinklein]

I'm already drinking gearing up for Eagles at... Houston??? :wtf:

Do you guys seriously open against Houston?

[Who Del]

Do you guys seriously open against Houston?

Eagles @ Houston. :doh: God it sucks.

[Who Del]

yeah you better start drinking incredibly early if you want to drown out your "last place sorrows"

We're in last place? I thought we were all tied right now? ****. Did the season already happen? What was the Eagles final record? :(

[MissU28]

We're in last place? I thought we were all tied right now? ****. Did the season already happen? What was the Eagles final record? :(


i'm looking into the future

[Major Harris]

is it just me, or did this thread get hi-jacked? :whoknows:

i guess i had it coming to me. :laugh:

[rincewind]

is it just me, or did this thread get hi-jacked? :whoknows:

i guess i had it coming to me. :laugh:



I told you it did like 2 pages ago. :doh:

[Major Harris]

I told you it did like 2 pages ago. :doh:
i thought it got back on track for a minute. i leave, and bada-bing, bada-boom, it's re-hi-jacked. :(

[RonJeremy]

my votes...aside from monkeyskin, of course... go to unsonny, ronjeremy, and pleaseblitz.

Hell Yeah!! One vote. Thanks for appreciating my humor. I don't post as much as I used to...I go in spurts... :paranoid: ...I wish I had more time to force my humor on everyone.


Unsonny - gets my vote...yeah, I'm biased since I have known him since elementary school but he is one funny ****er. :laugh:

I also appreciate the stylings of Tarhog, Zoony, and Manichispanic used to make me laugh...though he doesn't post as much as he used to...he was the original author of the "Ask a...." series....gold, pure gold!

[Barney B]

I am with you on that... I can make someone laugh on occassion. I just think not too many get my sense of humor.

Jest one of the meny burdins that we super-geenooses must bare. Don't be disgorged - be thankfull taht your' spechial. :)

[zoony]

there are several posters here that come to mind when i think of who makes me laugh.

if i had to choose one, it'd probably be zoony. his one-liners crack me up pretty regularly, and his shadow post to PleaseBlitz's hit and run was classic material.

special honorable mentions have to go to :
PleaseBlitz, especially the drunk version.
rincewind

edit: in response to 28's response, i have a new rule: you can't vote for yourself. (otherwise, i'd be tied for the lead :cool: )


Wow, thanks for the props. :adoration: :adoration:

Sorry I've been away but the freakin hotel's hi-speed has been down.

Major is one funny mother****er. His roast of me in the show yourselves thread (ELF picture) literally made me fall out of my chair. classic. :notworthy

PleaseBlitz is just plain funny... I seriously crack up just listening to him talk (type). He says a lot of funny ass stuff that sometimes I don't even think he means for it to be. But his musical score on the McDonald's post remains a classic. :notworthy

Rincewind... well, I think his mom's pretty funny. :jk: Great sense of humor.

Honorary Hog is clever as hell, and probably one of the few ES posters I could actually see writing a humor column for a major paper, etc. His post in Major's 4000 thread was priceless.

I would love to drink some beer with those 4... I probably would just laugh the entire time, unable to even say anything.

Mickalino is a trip... although I don't think he means to be sometimes. :laugh: TK can get me to fall out of my chair, same for Jumbo. SkinsInsite says some really funny crap sometimes too... I just wish he posted more.

All in all, there are some awesome posters on this board... it's a pleasure to be a member

:cheers:

[zoony]

Really? He always kinda struck me as a pretty big loser.


:moon: :moon:

[zoony]

dam. How did I forget unsonny? That dude is hilarious... he has definite issues. :)

His clown photoshop of Halter was gold. :laugh: His pwn3d thread is one of my all time fav's. :notworthy

[rincewind]

Wow, thanks for the props. :adoration: :adoration:

Sorry I've been away but the freakin hotel's hi-speed has been down.

Major is one funny mother****er. His roast of me in the show yourselves thread (ELF picture) literally made me fall out of my chair. classic. :notworthy

PleaseBlitz is just plain funny... I seriously crack up just listening to him talk (type). He says a lot of funny ass stuff that sometimes I don't even think he means for it to be. But his musical score on the McDonald's post remains a classic. :notworthy

Rincewind... well, I think his mom's pretty funny. :jk: Great sense of humor.

Honorary Hog is clever as hell, and probably one of the few ES posters I could actually see writing a humor column for a major paper, etc. His post in Major's 4000 thread was priceless.

I would love to drink some beer with those 4... I probably would just laugh the entire time, unable to even say anything.

Mickalino is a trip... although I don't think he means to be sometimes. :laugh: TK can get me to fall out of my chair, same for Jumbo. SkinsInsite says some really funny crap sometimes too... I just wish he posted more.

All in all, there are some awesome posters on this board... it's a pleasure to be a member

:cheers:



:2drunks:

[unsonny]

dam. How did I forget unsonny? That dude is hilarious... he has definite issues. :)

His clown photoshop of Halter was gold. :laugh: His pwn3d thread is one of my all time fav's. :notworthy

yeah how could you forget me....WTF!!!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/unsonny/hdfhdrydr.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/unsonny/bozliv98.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/unsonny/newhalter.jpg

[zoony]

That picture you doctored of Lady Sapperton hanging out onstage with Madonna and Britney Spears had me ROTFL :cheers:

Actually, the entire lady sapperton thing was funny as hell. So was "The Janitor of FedEx Field"... which you still haven't officially owned up to. ;) But hilarious all the same

[unsonny]

That picture you doctored of Lady Sapperton hanging out onstage with Madonna and Britney Spears had me ROTFL :cheers:

Actually, the entire lady sapperton thing was funny as hell. So was "The Janitor of FedEx Field"... which you still haven't officially owned up to. ;) But hilarious all the same

Janitor thing
I'm glad you brought that up....what the hell is that about...i totally forget? :doh:

[zoony]

Janitor of FedEx? umm... no idea what you're talking about, actually. N/m I even brought it up :paranoid:



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[jrockster21]

Apparently, PleaseBlitz is the only poster in the Tailgate with a sense of humor! :nana:

As for my funny posters:

unsonny
Die Hard
Chocolate City Skin
PleaseBlitz
Art
honorary_hog
Bonef1de (gotta mention him, or he'll punch me :paranoid: :laugh: )
zoony
Om
Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin always cracks me up too.
PCS

I'm sure I'm forgetting people...I'll add on as I think of them.

[dfitzo53]

I would love to drink some beer with those 4... I probably would just laugh the entire time, unable to even say anything.

I've had that same thought, and I'd include you in that group as well, zoony. That'd be a hell of a night I'm sure.

[Major Harris]

yeah, rince, pb, zoony, hh, dfitz and the maj.......i think i'd :pooh: my pants from laughing. :laugh:

[unsonny]

:cheers: ......all you fookers amuse me in some form or another, but there are some of you I will point out (if i forget you - youre own3d :D)

of course my boyz in the 4C - RonJeremy, Bugs' and Chapelle

Bang is the funniest son of ***** on here - hands down :cheers:
http://www.bangcartoon.com/

Park City Skins, Kevin B, halter91, Pez, HOF44, jrockster77, TK, Tarhog, Om, zoony, SonnyRules, Cdowwe, manichispanic, Die Hard, rdsknbill, DeanCollins, skinfan13, KingGibbs, Huly, skinsfan44, CHUBAKAH, Westbrook36, KINGBRICE_28, MissU28, codeorama, CandaceM23...and many more!!! :notworthy

cant forget the EmoChatKids & that girl (some hate them, but you have to admit the little bastards are here to stay........so we have to deal with them, sometimes they can be funny.......sometimes :laugh: )
meetST(that girl), kevinklein (ginger Emo Kid) and Who Del (jackass) - just to name a few

besides Bang....I AM THE FUNNIEST!!!

BY THE POWER OF MEXI-MULLET!!!

now we dance!!!
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7495/lordofdance4bs.jpg

[unsonny]

Janitor of FedEx? umm... no idea what you're talking about, actually. N/m I even brought it up :paranoid:


that wasnt me..........I was wondering WTF you were talking about before

[zoony]

that wasnt me..........I was wondering WTF you were talking about before


No ****?

I was positive he was you.

....

[zoony]

yeah, rince, pb, zoony, hh, dfitz and the maj.......i think i'd :pooh: my pants from laughing. :laugh:


I've had that same thought, and I'd include you in that group as well, zoony. That'd be a hell of a night I'm sure.



We'll have to arange it. :cheers:

[Major Harris]

Major is one funny mother****er. His roast of me in the show yourselves thread (ELF picture) literally made me fall out of my chair. classic. :notworthy


:cheers:
http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2448941&postcount=1969
shameless self promotion......that was so random, too. when he asked me what i expected, i didn't know what to say, and for some reason, that came to mind as something that might get a chuckle or two. :laugh:

[unsonny]

No ****?

I was positive he was you.

....


thats funny.....I wonder who or where he is...did he get kicked off?

[Major Harris]

We'll have to arange it. :cheers:
well, 1/2 of the six are going to the vikes game.....HINT HINT, dfitz, zoony and HH. ;)

[dfitzo53]

well, 1/2 of the six are going to the vikes game.....HINT HINT, dfitz, zoony and HH. ;)

As awesome as that would be, I think it requires dough I just don't have. College is great, but there are some drawbacks.

[georgiaredskin]

you know, i had to go back and re-read my initial post because i totally meant to put HH on the list. sorry buddy. :(

and damn, georgia, i thought i'd get a vote from you. :cry:
well you didn't vote for me! ;)

And DUHHHHHH. You and Rince are in the AHFB crew. :) So YES, I did vote for you. Just too lazy to name all of youse guys.

And great, diss your fellow WV'yan. Not cool, man, not cool.

[rincewind]

And DUHHHHHH. You and Rince are in the AHFB crew. :) So YES, I did vote for you. Just too lazy to name all of youse guys.





Not according to PG's sig. Matter of fact - i believe you're the only one who considers us members.

[Major Harris]

georgiaredskin is pretty damn funny.

[dfitzo53]

Not according to PG's sig. Matter of fact - i believe you're the only one who considers us members.

That's because she's not an AHFB fundamentalist bent on tearing this board apart at the seams.

I'm looking at you, Who Del. :silly:

[georgiaredskin]

Not according to PG's sig. Matter of fact - i believe you're the only one who considers us members.
Then that means it's solid gold, baby. ;)

And remember, in the resurrected thread we changed it to founding members. So to me, you guys are, therefore it shall be. Just like Elmo isn't just is, he be.
:silly:

[georgiaredskin]

georgiaredskin is pretty damn funny.
:laugh: haha! Good save! :silly:

[georgiaredskin]

That's because she's not an AHFB fundamentalist bent on tearing this board apart at the seams.

I'm looking at you, Who Del. :silly:
No. I'm into unity. Make love, not war. :D

And come to think of it, you're pretty damn funny yourself dfitzo.

[Riverwolf]

I haven't been on here long but am a lifelong skins fan and have read alot of posts and would have to say Unsonny gets my first vote: those own3d pics are hilarious. next would be everyone in the stadium that believes all the bs they shovel about we could do this we could do that.blah blah blah!! & last but not least honorable mention....

rincewind
praisegibbs
england..who is always on in ridiculous hours of the am.like myself
pleaseblitz

[Major Harris]

rincewind

rincewind is MY sidekick, and he gets a vote and i don't. :redpunch:

[PleaseBlitz]

Wow, thanks for the props. :adoration: :adoration:

Sorry I've been away but the freakin hotel's hi-speed has been down.

Major is one funny mother****er. His roast of me in the show yourselves thread (ELF picture) literally made me fall out of my chair. classic. :notworthy

PleaseBlitz is just plain funny... I seriously crack up just listening to him talk (type). He says a lot of funny ass stuff that sometimes I don't even think he means for it to be. But his musical score on the McDonald's post remains a classic. :notworthy

Rincewind... well, I think his mom's pretty funny. :jk: Great sense of humor.

Honorary Hog is clever as hell, and probably one of the few ES posters I could actually see writing a humor column for a major paper, etc. His post in Major's 4000 thread was priceless.

I would love to drink some beer with those 4... I probably would just laugh the entire time, unable to even say anything.

Mickalino is a trip... although I don't think he means to be sometimes. :laugh: TK can get me to fall out of my chair, same for Jumbo. SkinsInsite says some really funny crap sometimes too... I just wish he posted more.

All in all, there are some awesome posters on this board... it's a pleasure to be a member

:cheers:


Mad mutual respect Zoon. :cheers: Man, i wish you lived closer so we could get together and have a fun ass night of drinkin'.

I just know id be throwing back beers talking my usual brand of ****, and you guys would totally make me fire beer out the beak repeatedly. :notworthy

[Riverwolf]

Sorry Major couldnt think of everyone and didn't want to take up the whole thread. there are alot more I meant to put in

[PleaseBlitz]

Apparently, PleaseBlitz is the only poster in the Tailgate with a sense of humor! :nana:

As for my funny posters:

unsonny
Die Hard
Chocolate City Skin
PleaseBlitz
Art
honorary_hog
Bonef1de (gotta mention him, or he'll punch me :paranoid: :laugh: )
zoony
Om
Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin always cracks me up too.
PCS

I'm sure I'm forgetting people...I'll add on as I think of them.


Im kinda drunk right now, and i am haiving a hard time reading, but Im pretty sure i included Jrock in my funny list. If not, i meant to.


The funnyiest Jrock gets is when he and Bone1de get into it. That hsiit is ALWAYS funny. Like a married coupel. :laugh:













Just kidding Jrock add Bonefide, you guys remind me of me and my boys. Cpet yall likve in fukcing paradise.

[Major Harris]

Sorry Major couldnt think of everyone and didn't want to take up the whole thread. there are alot more I meant to put in
i'm just messin' w/ ya. and beggin' for votes. :doh:

[rincewind]

I haven't been on here long but am a lifelong skins fan and have read alot of posts and would have to say Unsonny gets my first vote: those own3d pics are hilarious. next would be everyone in the stadium that believes all the bs they shovel about we could do this we could do that.blah blah blah!! & last but not least honorable mention....

rincewind
praisegibbs
england..who is always on in ridiculous hours of the am.like myself
pleaseblitz


Thank you. :cheers:


rincewind is MY sidekick, and he gets a vote and i don't. :redpunch:

Oh, i'm sorry... did you say something Marion? :)

[Major Harris]

Thank you. :cheers:



Oh, i'm sorry... did you say something Marion? :)

MARIAN, get it right dammit. :cool:

[Riverwolf]

i'm just messin' w/ ya. and beggin' for votes. :doh:
I also would have to put in Who Del that thing you guys done a couple of weeks ago was funny, something about kicking him off the sight or something like that..

[Darth Tater]

This guy is the funniest
http://www.jeffbots.com/marvin.jpg

[PleaseBlitz]

i'm just messin' w/ ya. and beggin' for votes. :doh:



Who is winning by the way????? Im pretty sure its down to Mick adn XZoon.


















Tiyping is hard. In eed a cig. I lost my ass at poiker tonight. :mad:

[Major Harris]

Who is winning by the way????? Im pretty sure its down to Mick adn XZoon.


















Tiyping is hard. In eed a cig. I lost my ass at poiker tonight. :mad:

what did i say about drunk pb?
:laugh:

i'd have to say the leaders are mick, pb, unsonny and zoony. but i'm not keeping score, largely because i'm not winning. ;)

[Darth Tater]

Maybe it this guy:
http://world.std.com/%7Ekcl/rincewind.jpg

[rincewind]

This guy is the funniest
http://www.jeffbots.com/marvin.jpg



Yeah, but he hates life so no votes for him. :D

[PleaseBlitz]

Wanna know who I am surprissed doestn have any votes?




Pete.




I had no idea who that guy was vefore he became a mod, (sorrry pete), but that man has some ufnny ****ing storyeis. Im pretty sure it was him that had the story about working in NY repairing washing machines...........

I cant find it mainly becaus ime too durnk to use the searchy function, but Pete has some funny ****ing stories.

[rincewind]

Blinkin is the worst drunk typer ever. :cool:

[PleaseBlitz]

Blinkin is the worst drunk typer ever. :cool:


edited by staff - don't circumvent the profanity filters :allhail:

[dfitzo53]

edited by staff :allhail:

:rotflmao:

I don't even understand how that smiley relates to anything, but it only makes the post funnier. It's also hilarious that his drunkenness circumvents the filters.

[PleaseBlitz]

:rotflmao:

I don't even understand how that smiley relates to anything, but it only makes the post funnier. It's also hilarious that his drunkenness circumvents the filters.


St this point my drunkiness overraides all filters, rules, protocols, and dogmas.



Wanna know a funnier ****er that never posts? Lavarisgonnakillsomebody.

He never posts, but IM's me from time to time with the funniest **** verver. Kid is a maniac.

[Riverwolf]

:rotflmao:

I don't even understand how that smiley relates to anything, but it only makes the post funnier. It's also hilarious that his drunkenness circumvents the filters.LOL...dfitzo that puts you on my honorable mention list for sure

[Bonef1de]

The funnyiest Jrock gets is when he and Bone1de get into it. That hsiit is ALWAYS funny. Like a married coupel. :laugh:



:laugh: Oh that's it PB when I make it back to a game I'm gonna give you the worst Indian burn of your life.


Actually you consistently crack me up. I gotta mention Jumbo and Zoony. But Rince, MH and HH are pretty funny. I know that thre are a lot of other guys that always make laugh I can't remember right now. Oh wait Unsonny and Halter crack me up.





BTW Jrock is my ES wife. :laugh:

[Major Harris]

BTW Jrock is my ES wife. :laugh:
:laugh::laugh:
you don't post enuf, bon. i know, i know, read more post less. you're one of the few. :D

[jrockster21]

Im kinda drunk right now, and i am haiving a hard time reading, but Im pretty sure i included Jrock in my funny list. If not, i meant to.

:laugh: I know you did, that's why I said you're the only poster with a sense of humor! :laugh:



The funnyiest Jrock gets is when he and Bone1de get into it. That hsiit is ALWAYS funny. Like a married coupel. :laugh:

Just kidding Jrock add Bonefide, you guys remind me of me and my boys. Cpet yall likve in fukcing paradise.


BTW Jrock is my ES wife. :laugh:

Yeah, but I definitely wear the pants.

[Teller]

zoony. Period. It's not close.

As for grabbing a beer with Z, PB, dfitz, Major, Rince and the gang, that's the stuff of which ES legends are made. Count me in anytime. :cheers:

I also think PCS is underrated for his funny...bigtime. His pictures in my 3000 post thread were some of the funniest I've ever seen.

There are a ton of others I could mention, but I don't want anyone else to have the experience of being left out, like Major did to me in his original post. :( :laugh:

[PleaseBlitz]

I also think PCS is underrated for his funny...bigtime. His pictures in my 3000 post thread were some of the funniest I've ever seen.



PCS is hilarious.

I submit for your approval, my PCS impression:


Something funny as ****. :)





..............





:paranoid:

[jrockster21]

There are a ton of others I could mention, but I don't want anyone else to have the experience of being left out, like Major did to me in his original post. :( :laugh:


:( :( :( Guess I'm in the 'tons of others' category...:(

[PleaseBlitz]

:( :( :( Guess I'm in the 'tons of others' category...:(


Dont feel bad Jrock. Ive been "on the list" of like 15 people, but Zoony keeps taking top honors.





















That homo.

[dfitzo53]

Dont feel bad Jrock. Ive been "on the list" of like 15 people, but Zoony keeps taking top honors.





















That homo.


You're lucky zoony doesn't post drunk, or it wouldn't even be close. ;)

[Teller]

PCS is hilarious.

I submit for your approval, my PCS impression:


Something funny as ****. :)





..............





:paranoid:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

And THAT is precisely why YOU are on my list, bro.



(And jrock, you're the only one with a warped enough sense of humor to appreciate the ****faced line. That puts you ABOVE the tons of others.)

See what I mean, I didn't make a list because I was worried about leaving someone out and I STILL **** it up. :( :laugh:

[PleaseBlitz]

You're lucky zoony doesn't post drunk, or it wouldn't even be close. ;)

I know. Luckily, i can drink Zoon under the table.






















WHAT?????? BRING IT!

[jrockster21]

Dont feel bad Jrock. Ive been "on the list" of like 15 people, but Zoony keeps taking top honors.

That homo.

:laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: Zoony is a funny ass dude...:laugh:



(And jrock, you're the only one with a warped enough sense of humor to appreciate the ****faced line. That puts you ABOVE the tons of others.)

See what I mean, I didn't make a list because I was worried about leaving someone out and I STILL **** it up. :( :laugh:

:laugh: Just jokes, man!! :)



I know. Luckily, i can drink Zoon under the table.

WHAT?????? BRING IT!

Oh man...we gotta go out drinkin' some time! I'll be back home this summer around the end of June. We should plan an ES drinkfest!! :D

[Teller]

Oh man...we gotta go out drinkin' some time! I'll be back home this summer around the end of June. We should plan an ES drinkfest!! :D

Only if I can go too! :cheers:

[PleaseBlitz]

Aight, im drunk. This is a fun thread and ****.







Thats it.....thats all i have to say.


Edit: oh, and Rince adn Maj are faggots :laugh:

[jrockster21]

Only if I can go too! :cheers:

Hell yeah, brotha! I'll start a thread about it around the time I'm coming home! :)

[Teller]

Hell yeah, brotha! I'll start a thread about it around the time I'm coming home! :)

Man, that'd be bad as hell. :cheers:

Gotta get zoon, PB. dfitz, Maj and rince at a MINIMUM!

[Slacky McSlackAss]

definitely between zoony and PB. that hit and run thread by zoony was hilarious.

[PleaseBlitz]

definitely between zoony and PB. that hit and run thread by zoony was hilarious.



I hope it was worth it Zoony. :evil:




















Im going to kill you.

[Bonef1de]

Man, that'd be bad as hell. :cheers:

Gotta get zoon, PB. dfitz, Maj and rince at a MINIMUM!


Oh yeah, we'll I'll be having fun too... I'll be here... on my couch... drinking by myself... :cry:

Damn my family I'm coming with Jrock.

[jrockster21]

Oh yeah, we'll I'll be having fun too... I'll be here... on my couch... drinking by myself... :cry:

Damn my family I'm coming with Jrock.

Hell yeah! And bring the jersey too...I'll keep it safe at my house while we're in DC, I promise! :evil:

[Teller]

Oh yeah, we'll I'll be having fun too... I'll be here... on my couch... drinking by myself... :cry:

Damn my family I'm coming with Jrock.

Dude, I figured that was a given. We only wanted jrock to come up because we figured he'd bring you. ;) :laugh:

[ironmic]

my vote goes to ironmic..he has yet been accepted into the "clique" so even when he says some of the sickest, crudest down right knee slappingest things he just gets looked over..my guess is he will always be the black sheep arguing with mods when he first came aboard, creating racial tension, pissing off diesel22 and trying to mack (on-the-low) to missu28 probably hurt his bid. but for those of you who remember before the start of the last season there was a post about who will score the first touchdown...well man his reply had me laughing so hard i boo booed on myself. ooh and who can forget the one about wanting christina milian to spank him..classic..well i am going to go back as far as i can into his post history and probably end up dropping a few in my pants :cheers:

[Major Harris]

man, i went to bed "early" and apparently missed all the fun.


now, so drunk pb can comprehend:

well,,gal2idamn, i flee aosepp rly, mised all teh fukcing fun, bizthes. :)

[dfitzo53]

Dude, I figured that was a given. We only wanted jrock to come up because we figured he'd bring you. ;) :laugh:

Nice save. :laugh:

[Mickalino]

I think fuji's threads are Sofa King funny.

[LiveStrongSkins]

I'm going with Code... I will never forget his post in what was a serious thread. Someone was shot during a hunting accident or something like that and in the story the guy said he thought the guy was a squirrel. So Code posted a picture of a kid running a race in a squirrel suit and said this was him. :laugh: :laugh:

Honorable mention: Zoony. I too like his one liners. Definetly when he comes to your defense with one of them...:laugh:

[Mickalino]

I'm going with Code... I will never forget his post in what was a serious thread. Someone was shot during a hunting accident or something like that and in the story the guy said he thought the guy was a squirrel. So Code posted a picture of a kid running a race in a squirrel suit and said this was him. :laugh: :laugh:


That may be true.

But can Code honestly say that he's ever had A Moment (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144749&highlight=Squirrel) with a Squirrel ?

[Major Harris]

That may be true.

But can Code honestly say that he's ever had A Moment (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144749&highlight=Squirrel) with a Squirrel ?

shameless self promotion. ;)

if it weren't for your wv governor thread, i'd give you a vote. :D

[Mickalino]

shameless self promotion. ;)

if it weren't for your wv governor thread, i'd give you a vote. :D

I may have to meet you in one of those Religion threads, and teach you about the ethics of Forgiveness, and letting go of past hurts and grudges :)

[Major Harris]

I may have to meet you in one of those Religion threads, and teach you about the ethics of Forgiveness, and letting go of past hurts and grudges :)
i stay far, far away from most of those.

but i forgive you. i mean, you do have jeb. ;)

[PleaseBlitz]

Hell yeah, brotha! I'll start a thread about it around the time I'm coming home! :)


Make sure that you do. :cheers:

[G-Prime]

edited by staff

pfft watching old people **** is more entertaining then you.

Of course I'm sicko and I'm into that.

[G-Prime]

I couldn't agree more. Who Del is being added to my list because in his own goofy way he makes me smile.

Could that be any gayer? ;p

[Major Harris]

Could that be any gayer? ;p
yeah, rince could have said it. :laugh:

[rincewind]

yeah, rince could have said it. :laugh:



So you're saying your mom is a man???? (no smilie for you)

[Major Harris]

So you're saying your mom is a man???? (no smilie for you)
must i remind you of the non-time continuum of mom jokes????

[rincewind]

must i remind you of the non-time continuum of mom jokes????



It doesn't matter here as i am implying that i **** your mom in my joke. And if i'm gay AND bang your mom...

[Major Harris]

It doesn't matter here as i am implying that i **** your mom in my joke. And if i'm gay AND bang your mom...
maybe you're a coin flipper? :whoknows:

[rincewind]

maybe you're a coin flipper? :whoknows:



Well, here's to hoping for heads! :laugh:

[Major Harris]

Well, here's to hoping for heads! :laugh:
so you like giving head?
i like getting tails myself. :evil:


thanks for the alley oop!!!

[rincewind]

so you like giving head?
i like getting tails myself. :evil:


thanks for the alley oop!!!



Actually it was a no win situation with that joke - i say heads you act like i'm talking about giving; i say tails you act like i'm talking about receiving. I went with heads and hoped for the best. :)

[dfitzo53]

Could that be any gayer? ;p

Maybe if I'd used one of these:

:flowers: :wavetowel :thumbsup: :mmm: :hump: :whippin: :whip: :kiss: :jerk: :smooch:

But I didn't.

[jrockster21]

I'm going with Code... I will never forget his post in what was a serious thread. Someone was shot during a hunting accident or something like that and in the story the guy said he thought the guy was a squirrel. So Code posted a picture of a kid running a race in a squirrel suit and said this was him. :laugh: :laugh:


Awwww CRAP! I knew I was going to forget someone. I was like, "don't forget Code, don't forget Code..." and then I forgot him. I also give Code a funny poster vote!! :)

[PleaseBlitz]

None of you guys are funny and im late for Happy Hour.


:finger:


















:laugh:

[Park City Skins]

None of you guys are funny and im late for Happy Hour.


:finger:


















:laugh:
Late for happy hour? No wonder nobody here is funny. You're slipping man. Now hurry up so we can laugh at your drunk butt later. Before and after "Edited by......." :D

[zoony]

That homo.


:finger: :finger:



:moon:

[zoony]

Im going to kill you.


You'll have to spot me first.










blinkin


:nutkick:


:movefast:



(On another note, I don't know how many beers I could even down with you guys... most of it would come right out of my nose. I'd be laughing like a retarded banshee the whole time. )

We'll have to arrange something late summer / early fall :cheers:

[DeanCollins]

alright, I must to have been out of town. this thread is full of bastiges that are so busy self promoting:blahblah: (http://misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=26#) that they forgot to vote for me :moon:. (http://misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=26#)

Props to unsonny for remembering. and the funniest poster in here (besides me :1stplace: ) is unsonny simply because a shopped picture is worth a thousand words and that puts unsonny over a billion :laugh:.

honorable mention Rince's mom, Major's goat, Mickalino's squirell, Bone1fide's wife, and Tarhog's nipple.

as for Zoony and PleaseBlitz :moon: (http://misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=26#):moon: (http://misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=26#)

[CHUBAKAH]

Me likes Unsonny, and gets my vote, however I don't see a poll.
:whoknows:

[dfitzo53]

Me likes Unsonny, and gets my vote, however I don't see a poll.
:whoknows:
Polls are unamerican.

[DeanCollins]

Polls are unamerican.

minus 10 points for bringing politics into a humor thread :whip: (misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=26#)