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China
May-24th-2006, 08:45 PM
Nassau Using Talking Urinals To Discourage DWI (http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/39301.php)

by Gian Trotta, WCBS880.com

In their continuing efforts to get the word out that drunk driving won't be tolerated, Nassau Country police have initiated a pilot program featuring talking urinals, WCBS 880's Sophia Hall reports.

The Wizmark Urinal Communicator is a plastic cover that that rests just above the urinal's drain. It boasts a 3.5-inch plastic screen that displays lenticular images -- digital files that have been specially prepared and then printed onto the back of a thin transparent lens material.

According to its manufacturer, "The device automatically recognizes the presence of a 'Visitor' and after a brief delay allowing the viewer to get properly positioned, proceeds to emit a very audible pre-recorded 15 second message stating "Hey you Yea You, having a few drinks? Then listen up!

"Think you had one to many then it's time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home. It sure is safer and a hell of a lot cheaper than a DWI. Make the smart choice tonight, don't drink and drive," the message continues.

The Wizmark -- which was paid for by DWI fines -- is being be distributed free to bars located Nassau County.

Click on the link for more details including audio.

Mass_SkinsFan
May-24th-2006, 08:53 PM
Ok. That's probably about the stupidest device I've ever read about in the course of my life....

The sober guys are going to be like "WTF?!?!?!?! The damn toilet is trying to tell me not to get drunk."

The DRUNK guys are going to be like "WTF!?!?!?!? The damn toilet has been possessed by my mother/wife/girlfriend!!!!"

In either case the response is likely to be the same.... broken toilets.

#98QBKiller
May-24th-2006, 08:56 PM
Ok. That's probably about the stupidest device I've ever read about in the course of my life....

The sober guys are going to be like "WTF?!?!?!?! The damn toilet is trying to tell me not to get drunk."

The DRUNK guys are going to be like "WTF!?!?!?!? The damn toilet has been possessed by my mother/wife/girlfriend!!!!"

In either case the response is likely to be the same.... broken toilets.




And the drunk guys will probably vandalize the damn thing anyway....I know I would.

DCRunner
May-24th-2006, 09:05 PM
Don't we already have talking urinals? Aren't they called men?

China
May-24th-2006, 09:41 PM
Don't we already have talking urinals? Aren't they called men?

Does that mean you like golden showers? :silly:

#98QBKiller
May-24th-2006, 09:43 PM
Does that mean you like golden showers? :silly:



:laugh:

DeanCollins
May-24th-2006, 09:49 PM
Don't we already have talking urinals? Aren't they called men?

that was low :laugh: