I'm joining this mans church immediately

[DButz65]

Rev. Willie Wilson
"You?ve Got to Fight to Be Free"
Union Temple Baptist Church
July 3, 2005

The sermon:
Whoops, here http://www.washblade.com/2005/7-15/news/localnews/wilson.mp3

Might not be safe for work unless u have headphones heh







:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Xameil]

link didn't work

[LT Smash]

not working for me.

[DButz65]

fixed , my bad

[Jumbo]

the open-minded among us need a working link Butzhead :laugh:

[PleaseBlitz]

Ah, the Church of Page Cannot Be Found.


They are becoming more and more popular these days. ;)

[DButz65]

fixed i said lol prob not work safe unless u have a headset, forgot to say sorry lol

[rincewind]

fixed i said lol prob not work safe unless u have a headset, forgot to say sorry lol


Then, you may want to add a 'NSFW' to the first post or thread title. :)

[Destino]

His son can't get no love from the ladies. lol

yeah... the strap on and butt topic would be bad to play loud at work. hahaha :laugh:

[Jumbo]

awwwwesooooome :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"my boy can't get a date for the prom..."

"there ain't no feelin in than thang..."

"if you gotta grease up...." :laugh: :laugh:

[SkinsD]

Thank God for the calm, quiet, and intelligent homily found in the Catholic church.

[Destino]

Thank God for the calm, quiet, and intelligent homily found in the Catholic church.
amen brother.

[21KO]

LMAOOOOOO!

"can I park here for a minute?"

"your bucket aint made for dat!!"

"it takes a screw and a NUT!"

[SUNSTONE]

"Anytime someone's got to slap some grease on your behind to stick something in it.......there's something wrong with that!" lmao

[techboy]

:secret: Hey, SUNSTONE... Rev. Willie Wilson is the pastor of Union Temple Baptist Church... ;)

[Leonard Washington]

wha?! :rubeyes:

[hu-bison-skinsfan]

I don't mean to generalize but Rev. Al Sharpton talks about how these preachers are getting "brand new". (Black ) Baptist churches have been known to have plenty of (in the closet) gay men who are active members/participants (the choir director, the piano player, etc.) but they all of a sudden have an issue now. He goes on to say that those same preachers are dealing with their own "issues".

Rev. Willie Wilson is a nut-job anyway. I heard these comments awhile back and I was floored. I certainly wouldn't attend his church. His son probably couldn't get a date because he was Rev. Willie Wilson's son and the apple doesn't fall far...

[ashburnskinsfan]

Not exactly the Sermon on the Mount. :doh: :laugh::laugh: Looks like Pastor Wilson's bible stops at Leviticus. :doh:

And he is not out of the mainstream ... he has worked with both Eleanor Holmes Norton and Anthony Williams. In 2000 Williams appointed Wilson to the Board of Trustees of the University of the District of Columbia, and the D.C. Council confirmed the appointment.

[GoSkins561]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hahaha hahahaha lmao one of the best parts was hearing every one in the church laughing thier asses off, "that ain't natural"

[rincewind]

:laugh: I didn't realize NavyDave was a preacher.

[SUNSTONE]

I would have laughed if I was there.
But seriously, I think he's right.

[RonJeremy]

"My son couldn't get a date to the prom...he said all the girls at his school but two are lesbians....and those two are ugly!".

"You need a screw and a nut".


Priceless! :laugh:


...and people wonder why I don't attend church anymore... :rolleyes:

[SUNSTONE]

"My son couldn't get a date to the prom...he said all the girls at his school but two are lesbians....and those two are ugly!".

"You need a screw and a nut".


Priceless! :laugh:


...and people wonder why I don't attend church anymore... :rolleyes:


Why?
Is your "ass bleeding"? :silly: :D

[Painkiller]

OMFG! :rotflmao:

I can't imagine hearing something like that in my church when I was growing up.

[RonJeremy]

Why?
Is your "ass bleeding"? :silly: :D

Probably has something to do with the moron's and hypocrites that tend the run the church's. :)

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

I don't mean to generalize but Rev. Al Sharpton talks about how these preachers are getting "brand new". (Black ) Baptist churches have been known to have plenty of (in the closet) gay men who are active members/participants (the choir director, the piano player, etc.).

Hell, during a temp assignment, there was a guy who seemed openly gay (mannerisms and talked about his boyfriend) who adopted a boy and was very active as deacon in his church. I never asked if he was open to his church but he certainly seemed to live a full life without much animus directed towards him (from those in his life.)

[SUNSTONE]

Probably has something to do with the moron's and hypocrites that tend the run the church's. :)

Saying they are hypocrites, is like calling a parent who smokes one just because they don't want their kids to smoke.

You're name is interesting.
Do you have kids?

If so, or if you plan on it. Would you teach your son to have sex with multiple girls??
Well maybe you wouldn't at 10, but how about 12 years old? 14? 16? how about 18??

Now run that same question with a daughter, if you have one, or plan to have one.


Are you a hypocrite???

And how's that ass doing?? :silly:

[RonJeremy]

Saying they are hypocrites, is like calling a parent who smokes one just because they don't want their kids to smoke.

You're name is interesting.
Do you have kids?

If so, or if you plan on it. Would you teach your son to have sex with multiple girls??
Well maybe you wouldn't at 10, but how about 12 years old? 14? 16? how about 18??

Now run that same question with a daughter, if you have one, or plan to have one.


Are you a hypocrite???

And how's that ass doing?? :silly:

I don't get your connection about smoking and hypocrisy.

You assume a lot of things about me based upon my screen name without knowing me.

And I am certain you are a homophobe...like most of you "church" people.

[rincewind]

Saying they are hypocrites, is like calling a parent who smokes one just because they don't want their kids to smoke.

You're name is interesting.
Do you have kids?

If so, or if you plan on it. Would you teach your son to have sex with multiple girls??
Well maybe you wouldn't at 10, but how about 12 years old? 14? 16? how about 18??

Now run that same question with a daughter, if you have one, or plan to have one.


Are you a hypocrite???

And how's that ass doing?? :silly:

This is one of the oddest posts ever -

It sounds like you're giving church leaders carte blanch to do whatever they want, as long as they preach the dogma, and they won't be hypocrites.


Then, you assume that because another poster is named after a pornstar he leads that life? And would be a hypocrite to not want his daughter to sleep around???


You think I'm really a cowardly wizard?

[HOF44]

You guys leave RJ alone! Everytime he stops back by to post he gets his ass jumped. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I got your back RJ!!

[RonJeremy]

You guys leave RJ alone! Everytime he stops back by to post he gets his ass jumped. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I got your back RJ!!

That's funny Bob...sad, but true.

Thanks for the back-up but I am just fine... ;)

[visionary]

You guys leave RJ alone! Everytime he stops back by to post he gets his ass jumped. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

I got your back RJ!!



That's funny Bob...sad, but true.

Thanks for the back-up but I am just fine... ;)




Hey you two, get a room...or a closet. :silly:

don't make me get Rev. Wilson to give you a little lecture... ;)

:jk:

[SUNSTONE]

I don't get your connection about smoking and hypocrisy.

You assume a lot of things about me based upon my screen name without knowing me.

And I am certain you are a homophobe...like most of you "church" people.


So what does that make you? A churchphobe?


And wether I know you or not doesn't matter.
Answer the questions, and then we will see who the hypocrite is.

[RonJeremy]

Hey you two, get a room...or a closet. :silly:

don't make me get Rev. Wilson to give you a little lecture... ;)

:jk:

:laugh: :laugh:

that's actually funny Vis...that's something new for you. :D

Rev. Wilson is my hero. :rolleyes:

[Painkiller]

You know...a really funny angle to this is how the son probably felt after this sermon. Was he there? Did he find out about it? :laugh:

Do people just point at him and laugh now. :laugh: I'd have crawled under the seat.

"Hey dad, I can't get a date to the prom because all the girls are lesbians!" :rotflmao:

[SUNSTONE]

This is one of the oddest posts ever -

It sounds like you're giving church leaders carte blanch to do whatever they want, as long as they preach the dogma, and they won't be hypocrites.


Then, you assume that because another poster is named after a pornstar he leads that life? And would be a hypocrite to not want his daughter to sleep around???


You think I'm really a cowardly wizard?

I agree with the man on homosexual lifestyles, how does that translate to "it sounds like you're giving church leaders carte blanch to do whatever they want" ?


I didn't assume anything. I just asked him some questions in that post.
Am I not allowed to ask questions?

What kind of dogma are you pushing? That churches are bad???

[RonJeremy]

So what does that make you? A churchphobe?


And wether I know you or not doesn't matter.
Answer the questions, and then we will see who the hypocrite is.

Churchphobe? I have no fear of Church just a dislike of them.

bottom line - Church's are full of hypocrites and lots of times led by hypocrites. You really don't want me to make a list...do you...Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Jim Baker...I can go on and on....or maybe my former next door neighbor who was a leader of a chuch youth group that is now serving time in the county jail for molesting 3 teenage girls, or the Rev. (married - two kids) of a local church that is sleeping with my co-workers friend (who is also married).

I don't need these type of people telling me how to live my life..and how I live my life is really no concern of yours.

[RonJeremy]

You know...a really funny angle to this is how the son probably felt after this sermon. Was he there? Did he find out about it? :laugh:

Do people just point at him and laugh now. :laugh: I'd have crawled under the seat.

"Hey dad, I can't get a date to the prom because all the girls are lesbians!" :rotflmao:

or perhaps his son is gay and was using that as an excuse not to take a girl to prom... :paranoid:

:silly:

[SUNSTONE]

Churchphobe? I have no fear of Church just a dislike of them.

bottom line - Church's are full of hypocrites and lots of times led by hypocrites. You really don't want me to make a list...do you...Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Jim Baker...I can go on and on....or maybe my former next door neighbor who was a leader of a chuch youth group that is now serving time in the county jail for molesting 3 teenage girls, or the Rev. (married - two kids) of a local church that is sleeping with my co-workers friend (who is also married).

I don't need these type of people telling me how to live my life..and how I live my life is really no concern of yours.


Well I don't fear people who suffer from homosexual temptation, nor do I dislike them. I just think it's a bad lifestyle, and I'm labeled a "homophobe" by manipulaters.


All churches every where are led by hypocrites. Because they all do things they don't think is right, or think is wise.
Everyone sins, thus everyone is hypocrite.
Now some do go and break laws, that is a shame. But so do school teachers, parents, all types of members in society. Jeffery Domnor(?) was a gay serial killer, does that mean all people who live homosexual lives are serial killers??
No
Nor do all church leaders become child molesters, or break major laws like that.

Maybe you don't need a church to tell you how to live your life.
But you don't need to come on here and bad mouth churhces as a whole.
Because if you do, then I'll just toss those questions that you never answered back up in your face.

[HOF44]

All churches every where are led by hypocrites. Because they all do things they don't think is right, or think is wise.

Maybe more should acknowledge this. Not to good for recruiting though. Or worse fund raising.



Everyone sins, thus everyone is hypocrite.


Huh?? Sinning does not make you a hypocrite. Acting above sinning and looking down on others, then you getting caught doing similar behaviour does.

[SUNSTONE]

Maybe more should acknowledge this. Not to good for recruiting though. Or worse fund raising.



Huh?? Sinning does not make you a hypocrite. Acting above sinning and looking down on others, then you getting caught doing similar behaviour does.


Hypocrite - a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he does not hold



Ahhh, in that case I'm wrong. Church leaders are not hypocrites.

[rincewind]

I agree with the man on homosexual lifestyles, how does that translate to "it sounds like you're giving church leaders carte blanch to do whatever they want" ?

You stopped my statement to earlier - I said 'you would allow them to do whatever they want and not be considered hypocrites.'



I didn't assume anything. I just asked him some questions in that post.
Am I not allowed to ask questions?

You talked about him having sex with multiple women, just because of his screenname. That would mean you assume that since he took that name, he is like the porn star.




What kind of dogma are you pushing? That churches are bad???



Dogma? Me? I'll leave that to you religious people.

[HOF44]

Hypocrite - a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he does not hold



Ahhh, in that case I'm wrong. Church leaders are not hypocrites.

Again, huh??

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite http://www.webster.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?hypocr02.wav=hypocrite'))
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
- hypocrite adjective

[SUNSTONE]

Again, huh??

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite http://www.webster.com/images/audio.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?hypocr02.wav=hypocrite'))
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
- hypocrite adjective

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypocrite


That's the definition I got.


But it's all good to me. I think that everyone sins, or most everyone, so in that sense we are all hypocrites.

I used a couple of examples in how parents are hypocrites.

But that doesn't mean the instution of parenthood is all wrong, or isn't any good.
Same goes with churches.

Churches help make this world a better place to live in. That's the bottom line.

[rincewind]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypocrite


That's the definition I got.


But it's all good to me. I think that everyone sins, or most everyone, so in that sense we are all hypocrites.

I used a couple of examples in how parents are hypocrites.

But that doesn't mean the instution of parenthood is all wrong, or isn't any good.
Same goes with churches.

Churches help make this world a better place to live in. That's the bottom line.


I don't understand how, by any definition, sinning makes you a hypocrite. I've never held myself out as someone who free from sin.

[HOF44]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypocrite

But it's all good to me. I think that everyone sins, or most everyone, so in that sense we are all hypocrites.


Just curious, how does someone thinking someone else is sinning make them a hypocrite?

[SUNSTONE]

You stopped my statement to earlier - I said 'you would allow them to do whatever they want and not be considered hypocrites.'

You talked about him having sex with multiple women, just because of his screenname. That would mean you assume that since he took that name, he is like the porn star.

Dogma? Me? I'll leave that to you religious people.


I stated my opinion on how we are all hypocrites in one way or another.


Let him answer the questions then.


I'll ask you this.
Are all churches bad?
Or are all churches basicly good, but you just disagree with certian things?
Or is there a middle ground?

[Painkiller]

or perhaps his son is gay and was using that as an excuse not to take a girl to prom... :paranoid:

:silly:

True :)

Had I been in his shoes (not gay but straight, :silly: ) I would have tried to take a lesbian couple to the prom. Even if you don't score, your still getting high-fives all night from those who don't know any better. :laugh: Get them to dance and make out on the dance floor together, and everybody will think you've found a couple freaks!

:laugh:

[rincewind]

I stated my opinion on how we are all hypocrites in one way or another.


Let him answer the questions then.


I'll ask you this.
Are all churches bad?
Or are all churches basicly good, but you just disagree with certian things?
Or is there a middle ground?


I don't understand where you got the idea (at least from this thread) that i think churches are bad. Do I particularly like churches? No. Do I think they're all bad? No.


There is definitely a middle ground.

[SUNSTONE]

Again, huh??

Main Entry: hyp·o·crite http://www.webster.com/images/audio.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?hypocr02.wav=hypocrite'))
Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
- hypocrite adjective

That second definition is what I am talking about.
That's how I have always thought the word was defined.

[terpfan]

That was absolutely HILARIOUS! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I love how he prefaced this by saying "Im not homophobic." hahahaha

[techboy]

I have to admit to being a smidge confused.

When a white conservative Christian pastor with close ties to politics says that homosexual behavior is a sin, that's a story worthy of the mainstream media and public denunciation by outraged Democrats.

When a black liberal Christian pastor with close ties to politics says that homosexual behavior is a sin (and with a lot more, er, gusto, than many in the Ralph Reed/James Dobson camp), that's a story which is covered in gay news outlets, and the offender is allowed to maintain incredibly close ties to apparently non-outraged Democrats.

And yes, I know exactly why this is, and I am fully aware of realpolitik, but I felt it still had to be said. Plus, I'm kind of interested in how the really die-hard Democrats are going to spin this. I have a couple of ideas, but it's always fun to see if my imagination matches reality. ;)

[skinthemboys]

I have to admit to being a smidge confused.

When a white conservative Christian pastor with close ties to politics says that homosexual behavior is a sin, that's a story worthy of the mainstream media and public denunciation by outraged Democrats.

When a black liberal Christian pastor with close ties to politics says that homosexual behavior is a sin (and with a lot more, er, gusto, than many in the Ralph Reed/James Dobson camp), that's a story which is covered in gay news outlets, and the offender is allowed to maintain incredibly close ties to apparently non-outraged Democrats.

And yes, I know exactly why this is, and I am fully aware of realpolitik, but I felt it still had to be said. Plus, I'm kind of interested in how the really die-hard Democrats are going to spin this. I have a couple of ideas, but it's always fun to see if my imagination matches reality. ;)

Good post. I agree.

[Yusuf06]

The only thing that could make this any funnier is that I happened to be playing Squirrel Nut Zippers behind this when I clicked the link. Great combo but I can't take credit...just serendipity I guess.:cool:

"IT TAKES A SCREW AND A NUT" Hi-freaking-larious!!! roflmao

[dreamingwolf]

techboy welcome to understanding the umbrella of the democratic party, to be fair to the democrats they will still make fun of him on message boards but only the farthest of the leftists would parade against him. You see the same cats who are all up in arms about Iraq, very quite about kosovo.

Its just how political folk do business.

[DButz65]

Damn thread hijackers, take it to PM already lol :laugh:

[techboy]

Its just how political folk do business.

As I said, I am fully aware of realpolitik and how it works (I even know how to use the word "realpolitik" correctly in a sentence!), and so I understand completely that the reason Democrats who are ostensibly "pro-gay rights" keep quiet because they don't want to hurt their own chances in elections.

It's an interesting dynamic to me. The African-American vote is a huge reason that Democrats get elected, and yet African-Americans tend to be socially conservative on the gay rights issue. This seems to have the practical effect that things like laws that allow gay marriage get passed only in places like San Francisco or Massachusetts, where the Democratic majority is so strong it can take a hit to part of the base without flinching, or Hawaii which might not have as many African-Americans in the first place.

I still want to see how the hardcore Dems spin this, if they even try. This issue ranks right up there with Republicans railing against welfare then turning around and giving huge subsidies to both individuals and businesses.

It's pretty rotten, though. If Democrats can (succesfully and vociferously) call for an official of the government to be fired because he called being gay a deviant lifestyle, but don't utter a peep (that I am aware of) about this case, when the man is deep in Democrat politics, and holds at least one government appointed position that I am aware of, then what does that really say?