Hillary Humor

[fuji869]

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Richard", replied the little boy.

"And what is your question, Richard?"

"I have three questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up.

Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"My name is George."

"And what is your question, George?"

"I have 5 questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. What happened to Richard?" :whoknows:

[Teller]

RIP...Richard Vincent Foster, age 7.

[Prosperity]

:rotflmao: :laugh:






just kidding, that was lame

[Johnny Punani2]

:rotflmao: :laugh:






just kidding, that was lame

waaaaaaaaaa...don't make fun of Libs...waaaaaaaaaaa

[Prosperity]

waaaaaaaaaa...don't make fun of Libs...waaaaaaaaaaa

nah, just a lame joke, too much buildup for a crappy punchline. I am sure you dutifuly laughed your ass off though.

[PresidentClinton07]

I thought it was only fitting for me to post in this thread, Even though my name refers to Portis.

[Johnny Punani2]

nah, just a lame joke, too much buildup for a crappy punchline. I am sure you dutifuly laughed your ass off though.

I guess brainwashed college socialists don't have a sense of humor unless it's about political adversaries.

[PokerPacker]

poor kid didn't understand what happens to curious kiddies.

[Prosperity]

I guess brainwashed college socialists don't have a sense of humor unless it's about political adversaries.

are you trying to hijack a thread about a lame joke?

[Johnny Punani2]

are you trying to hijack a thread about a lame joke?

No, just pointing out the obvious...

[DjTj]

Can both the sides just shut the **** up and worry about issues instead of bashing each other?
...apparently not.

I know I'm not adding to the atmosphere by doing this, but I'm going to have to point out that fuji posted this exact same joke 3 years ago:

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27422 (although there is a funny picture in this thread)

[Predicto]

When I heard that joke, it was Dubya, not Hillary.

Guess that's what you call a regional difference, eh?

[Teller]

When I heard that joke, it was Dubya, not Hillary.

Guess that's what you call a regional difference, eh?


Funnier too, given the propensity for people around Hillary to disappear/die if they pose a threat.

[DjTj]

When I heard that joke, it was Dubya, not Hillary.

Guess that's what you call a regional difference, eh?

Google Fight says...

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Why+did+the+recess+bell+go+off+20+minutes +early%22+and+Clinton&word2=%22Why+did+the+recess+bell+go+off+20+minutes +early%22+and+Bush

Bush wins 453-276

[cadets08]

RIP...Richard Vincent Foster, age 7.

:applause::laugh::notworthythat's great

[Predicto]

Funnier too, given the propensity for people around Hillary to disappear/die if they pose a threat.


Now there's a nice myth, one that many of the conservative rank and file actually genuinely believe.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/clinton.htm

[Teller]

Now there's a nice myth, one that many of the conservative rank and file actually genuinely believe.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/clinton.htm


I don't believe most of them. But I've read the Foster autopsy report.

[drums and skins]

this was a joke?

Someone mentioned punchline... but I didn't see it.

I mean... If what Honorary_Hog said ended the whole thing...maybe it'd be funny, but its really a bit lame.

Anything to be political, I guess.

[DjTj]

I don't believe most of them. But I've read the Foster autopsy report.
I actually don't know that much about this (other than what I just read on snopes) because I was pretty young at the time, but why didn't Ken Starr indict anyone for that?

[jrockster21]

I guess brainwashed college socialists don't have a sense of humor unless it's about political adversaries.

:rolleyes:

Dude, the joke was lame. I laugh at funny jokes, no matter who they're about...this joke was not funny. I wouldn't laugh at it if you switched Clinton with Bush either, because.......wait for it......

IT'S NOT FUNNY. :doh:

[Teller]

I actually don't know that much about this (other than what I just read on snopes) because I was pretty young at the time, but why didn't Ken Starr indict anyone for that?


I'm not a conspiracy theorist, so I'll just say I don't know for sure. I have my suspicions though. Besides, I don't think Foster's death should have been completely under the scope of the independent counsel's investigation.

I didn't intend to start trouble. I'll stop now. :)

[cjcdaman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lijrvxa1y54&search=boners%20daily%20show

[fight_on_til_you_have_won]

:rolleyes:

Dude, the joke was lame. I laugh at funny jokes, no matter who they're about...this joke was not funny. I wouldn't laugh at it if you switched Clinton with Bush either, because.......wait for it......

IT'S NOT FUNNY. :doh:
:thumbsup:

[TaylorPickSix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lijrvxa1y54&search=boners%20daily%20show
that was hilarious. i can't stop laughing. thanks for posting that.

[fuji869]

...apparently not.

I know I'm not adding to the atmosphere by doing this, but I'm going to have to point out that fuji posted this exact same joke 3 years ago:

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27422 (although there is a funny picture in this thread)

Man that is so wild, I do not even remember posting this joke before. When I read it today it did not sound familiar. My memory is not what is use to be. :wtf:

And to bring back a memories the Late Stratoman posted a reply to it. :cry:

RIP Strat

[Cdowwe]

haha im a little late, but funny

[swaroopm]

...apparently not.

I know I'm not adding to the atmosphere by doing this, but I'm going to have to point out that fuji posted this exact same joke 3 years ago:

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27422 (although there is a funny picture in this thread)

Okay people, I know it's the offseason, and it's a difficult stretch because nothing is really happening before training camp, but I really think we can all do a little better than repeating the same joke from a few years ago. I'm sure if we all work together, we can come up with at least one new joke. I don't care if it's about Hillary Clinton, George Bush, or the Pope. Well, maybe someone can come up with one that involves Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and the Pope.

Just a few weeks 'til :logo:August:logo: ...

[cjcdaman]

Okay people, I know it's the offseason, and it's a difficult stretch because nothing is really happening before training camp, but I really think we can all do a little better than repeating the same joke from a few years ago. I'm sure if we all work together, we can come up with at least one new joke. I don't care if it's about Hillary Clinton, George Bush, or the Pope. Well, maybe someone can come up with one that involves Hillary Clinton, George Bush, and the Pope.

I've got one . . .

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3980/kerrydropfootballqu8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Teller]

I've got one . . .

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3980/kerrydropfootballqu8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)


"Senator! Watch out! Sean Taylor!" :laugh:

[swaroopm]

"Senator! Watch out! Sean Taylor!" :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: