Worst movie of all-time?

[cjcdaman]

I had to come up with a topic for a new thread just so I could post about my "Mick being as queer as a footbal bat" thread/poll. Whoever edited it . . . :applause:, that was some funny ****!

Seriously, what is the worst movie of all-time in your mind? The only thing that comes to my mind at the moment is "Freedomland" which I just watched. The moment the ending credits started rolling, I though,"Well, that movie sucked!" Any others?

[WizSkinsO's]

The worst movie I ever saw was the 2002 Roberto Benigni adaptation of 'Pinocchio.' Ommygosh...the dub job was also hilariously awful because they rushed it into theatres--at the time I saw it I didn't know it was dubbed, so we were screaming at the movie theatre people to fix the sound track so at least it looked reasonable when they told us that was the way it came and it was dubbed and rushed into theatres.

And that was the least of the movie's problems. It got a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes...lol.

[PleaseBlitz]

Alexander.


Seriously, how do you make a movie that bad when the subject matter is that good (the MFer basically conquered the known world by age 20 and the movie is easily set up for lots of Braveheart style battle sequences) AND you have both SIR Anthony Hopkins and Angelina Jolie.


Those responsible should serve hard time.

[Teller]

The Replacements.

Not really, but damn. If you're gonna make a freaking movie about the Redskins, fork out the royalty money and let me see the damn logo already. And if you're worried about ratings in Dallas and New York.....well, that just gives me another reason not to like Hollywood.

Just for the record, the Redskins' logo looks like this: :logo:

Man that's pretty. :)

[BayouBrave86]

The New World.

Priviledged enough (extreme sarcasm) to see the 2nd ever screening of the movie and it absolutely sucked. Put me to sleep. Great visuals but enough boredom to make your eyes bleed. Saw a preview of it tonight and was reminded of it's awfulness at a friends before watching Wedding Crashers and I thought to myself.."Maybe I'll buy that movie so I can put myself to sleep everynight without trying". Seriously, don't rent it..it BLOWS.

[cjcdaman]

The New World.

Priviledged enough (extreme sarcasm) to see the 2nd ever screening of the movie and it absolutely sucked. Put me to sleep. Great visuals but enough boredom to make your eyes bleed. Saw a preview of it tonight and was reminded of it's awfulness at a friends before watching Wedding Crashers and I thought to myself.."Maybe I'll buy that movie so I can put myself to sleep everynight without trying". Seriously, don't rent it..it BLOWS.

:laugh: There for a minute, I thought you were saying "Wedding Crashers" was another one of your "worst movies."

[kevinklein]

I gotta say Undercover Brotha was pretty awful. I didn't even finish it.

[TheREALJBird]

Kickboxing Academy, so bad it was compelling to watch:laugh: :doh:

[Mooka]

WORST movie ever (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127581&highlight=worst+movie)
Worst Movies of All-Time (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106342)



I still say Battlefield Earth is the worst movie I've ever seen. Alexander gets my award for most disappointing.

[AdamB]

Torn between Battlefield Earth and Starship Troopers. Both movies lacked any form of decent directing, the scripts were laughable at best, neither had a leading actor who could actually act, and apparently neither had people involved who had actually bothered to read the books from which the movies were based.

I take that back...the director of Starship Troopers admited to reading the first few chapters, hated what he read, so destroyed the book in his movie, yet felt that giant farting beetles would be a great addition :doh:

[cjcdaman]

I'll add one . . . anything that Tim Allen stars in. Not his voice-overs in Disney Films. I mean anything he, himself, plays in.

"Galaxy Quest" :doh: I asked the lady at the counter if I could have my money back. She laughed and I told her that I was serious(not really, but still). She got the joke and said,"What possessed you to rent it in the first place?" I told her it was from a coworker. Needless to say, my fellow employee got an earful the next day. Damn, that movie sucked! To this day, I WILL NOT spend money to watch a Tim Allen movie. Period!

[visionary]

I gotta say Undercover Brotha was pretty awful. I didn't even finish it.

Undercover Brother?????

I loved that movie, it was so damn funny...ha ha ha. :paranoid:

:silly:

"Madonna...slept with a lot of black men." :laugh:


Wrost Movie: probably "The Creeping Terror". Almost all the talking in the movie is narration and the monster needs the victims to generously stuff themselves in it's mouth to eat them.

[dreamingwolf]

fahrenheit 9/11

[SkinsTillIDie]

Manos: the Hands of Fate

Glen or Glenda is up there too

[herrmag]

Did anyone say "Freddy got Fingered"? If not, I hope you all take a good, long, look at yourselves in the mirror in the morning. :) The ONLY movie I've ever walked out of in the theater, and I love Tom Green.

[jrockster21]

Pirates 2: Dead Man's Chest. TERRIBLE. :laugh:

[Thanos]

Battlefield Earth was the worst.Let's see Hiumans were slaves for a thousand years,and yet one can start up a jet in no time.:doh:

[Boss_Hogg]

Howard the Duck

[Thiebear]

From Justin to Kelly: nuff said...

[Xameil]

yet felt that giant farting beetles would be a great addition :doh:



sorry farting beetles just makes the movie better...kinda like midgets :laugh:



Howard the Duck


that was a classic 80's cheese movie...so take back what you say... :kungfu:


worst movie ever seen...was a stupid artsy movie I got dragged to years ago called "In the bedroom" to this day I can't tell you a thing about it...it was so horrible I have it blocked from my mind so I won't have to go throug hthat torture ever again.

[Zguy28]

Night at the Roxbury. Followed closely by Tank Girl and Drop Dead Fred


Horrible, horrible...oh the humanity.

[Xameil]

Night at the Roxbury. Followed closely by Tank Girl and Drop Dead Fred


Horrible, horrible...oh the humanity.


hey...she was cute, and had heavy artillery...what else could you want? Fire Engines?

[visionary]

sorry farting beetles just makes the movie better...kinda like midgets :laugh:





that was a classic 80's cheese movie...so take back what you say... :kungfu:


worst movie ever seen...was a stupid artsy movie I got dragged to years ago called "In the bedroom" to this day I can't tell you a thing about it...it was so horrible I have it blocked from my mind so I won't have to go throug hthat torture ever again.

Wasn't that supposed to be a good movie? Was that the one with Sissy Spacek and Marisa Tomei? I never saw it myself, but I seem to recall it being mentioned a lot.

[BURGUNDYBLEEDER]

Night at the Roxbury. Followed closely by Tank Girl and Drop Dead Fred


Horrible, horrible...oh the humanity.

"Night" sucked but I still laugh at Drop Dead Fred...it is stupid but still pretty funny. I would say this movie called S.A.M. that I somehow saw. I am sure someone is going to freak out but I thought The Patriot with Mel Gibson was just awful. It attempted to channel that Braveheart type emotion and plot and failed miserable.

[rictus58]

I've seen plenty of movies. Most of them bad. The worst of the worst?
Surf Nazis Must Die. Even by Trauma Films standards, its bad.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000006RLS.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

[Xameil]

Wasn't that supposed to be a good movie? Was that the one with Sissy Spacek and Marisa Tomei? I never saw it myself, but I seem to recall it being mentioned a lot.


Honestly...I couldn't tell you...seriously I've blocked it from my memory, but it was painful...very very painful...that's all I remember

[SkinsBry]

Bio-Dome.

Hell, I'll even say any Paulie Shore movie, with Bio-Dome being the absolute worse.

[81+83+84=Posse]

I would definitely agree with Freddie Got Fingered and I would throw in Waterworld.

[rictus58]

Bio-Dome.

Hell, I'll even say any Paulie Shore movie, with Bio-Dome being the absolute worse.

You sir are Crazy. That was the first screen appearance of Tenacious D. Bio-dome even had a dog shaving scene. Pure hollywood genius!
Don't even get me started on the theological impact of Encino Man.

[Zguy28]

Or how about this piece of directing genius:

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood/7544/movies/brainsmasher.gif

[GoSkinsGo]

This is tough, I love watching crappy movies late at night.

I think I'm gonna go with "A Fire Down Below". Not only is a post fatty Seagal flick it's a movie that he actually tried to act in. I can sit through "Judge Dredd", "Blankman" and "The Specialist". But I could not make it through "A Fire Down Below".

Boo Steven boooo.

[CandaceM23]

On my flight out to Seattle they showed a movie:

She's the Man.

Stupidest movie ever. Dumbest Movie ever. Worst movie ever.

[GoSkinsGo]

Or how about this piece of directing genius:

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood/7544/movies/brainsmasher.gif

How can you hate on a bouncer with a heart? He was just trying to protect the sister from those ohh so dangerous monks.

[SkinsBry]

You sir are Crazy. That was the first screen appearance of Tenacious D. Bio-dome even had a dog shaving scene. Pure hollywood genius!
Don't even get me started on the theological impact of Encino Man.

Jack Black / Tenacious D?

If so, you're helping me prove my point. :)

[Thanos]

Graffetti Bridge with Prince was horrid.Under The Cherry Moonm was vomit on film.Barbed Wired even with Pam" I got Hep C" Anderson in a semi nude scene was pathetic.

[Heidenreich]

I vote for Blast From the Past. With Brendan Frasier & Alicia Silverstone......

[fuji869]

War of the Worlds, the 2005 Tom Cruise version.

[SkinsBry]

War of the Worlds, the 2005 Tom Cruise version.

By the end of that movie, I was ready to cut off my ears so that I wouldn't have to hear Dakota Fanning scream anymore. :doh:

[cjcdaman]

Howard the Duck

No way! One of the greatest movies of all-time!


Con-Air. The worst I have seen. Any action movie with Nick Cage sucks but this was by far his suckiest.

That is a great movie. Besides Nicholas Cage's horrible attempt at his accent, I really liked the movie.

[GaryClark4Canton]

Leonard Part 6...




.....and that Captain America that was made overseas :( .



GC4C

[Xameil]

No way! One of the greatest movies of all-time!



That is a great movie. Besides Nicholas Cage's horrible attempt at his accent, I really liked the movie.


:doh: what is this world coming to...I agree with cjcdaman...maybe I was wrong about movies this whole time?
;)

It was a small role, but Steve Buschemi was AWESOME in that movie, and made it better imo


:silly:

[Cooley4President]

I vote for Blast From the Past. With Brendan Frasier & Alicia Silverstone......

That's a tough one to argue with. Alicia Silverstone was years past her cute Aerosmith video/Clueless days and was definitely one of those tragic hollywood cases of somebody who bursts onto the scene then fails to get any hotter/more talented.

However, I have to go with "Summer Catch". I gave it a shot because it's a baseball movie and, hey, it's got Jessica Biel. But Freddie Prinze Jr. can ruin anything, Jessica Biel's character was so intolerable it doesn't matter how hot she is (I know, it's blashpemy to say so, but you would understand if you saw it), and the ended not only ruined it, it ruined everything that came within a 50 mile radius of it.

[nace14]

Brainsmasher, A Love Story
with the great Andrew Dice Clay and Terri Hatcher; however, for some reason i can never change the channel when its on. oh wait...it's because terri hatcher is in it.

[rictus58]

However, I have to go with "Summer Catch". I gave it a shot because it's a baseball movie and, hey, it's got Jessica Biel. But Freddie Prinze Jr. can ruin anything, Jessica Biel's character was so intolerable it doesn't matter how hot she is (I know, it's blashpemy to say so, but you would understand if you saw it), and the ended not only ruined it, it ruined everything that came within a 50 mile radius of it.
It did have one saving grace...
http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/624483.1115401853850.sexy_JessicaBiel_SummerCatch_ hc4.jpg

[cjcdaman]

It was a small role, but Steve Buschemi was AWESOME in that movie, and made it better imo

He played a great part. And he fit the part perfectly. I can't think of anyone else who would fit the role of "a disgunting skinny little child molestor" better than him. :D

[Xameil]

He played a great part. And he fit the part perfectly. I can't think of anyone else who would fit the role of "a disgunting skinny little child molestor" better than him. :D


I don't think he was a molester...he was a cannibal who preyed on kids. But agreed no one can play that part better

[cjcdaman]

I don't think he was a molester...he was a cannibal who preyed on kids.


Yeah, I think you're right. Been so long since I've seen the movie. Oh and by the way, who played Cage's wife? Damn!

[Xameil]

Yeah, I think you're right. Been so long since I've seen the movie. Oh and by the way, who played Cage's wife? Damn!


I don't remember, but we didn't see enough of her thats for sure.

[gchwood]

ConAir is one of the few Nicolas Cage movies I can watch. Steve Buscemi was great in it, but I was hoping he would end up killing someone, perhaps Johnny 16 (or whatever number he was)

[Mass_SkinsFan]

For me it doesn't come down to a single movie. I don't watch enough of them to really be able to single out a particular title. There is a category of movies that I avoid like (all 3 forms of) the Black Plague....

"Stupedies". You know them. Those movies intended to be comedies, but whose entire premise is so ridiculous that they're not worth anything. Generally they "star" some oddball comedian like Adam Sandler, the Wayans Brothers, Jim Carey or somebody else of that ilk. Their plot line (when there is one) is so awful it's nauseating to think somebody bought (or wrote) the sceenplay (Clerks, Jack*ss, etc...). So far as I'm concerned that entire genre and every movie in it fall under the heading "Worst Movies of All-Time". :2cents:

[SkinsOrlando]

The day after tommorrow, Jack Frost(horror version), The Wishmaster, Dude wheres my car(only movie I ever walked out of) and I agree on Freddy got fingered.

[Xameil]

Yeah, I think you're right. Been so long since I've seen the movie. Oh and by the way, who played Cage's wife? Damn!


her name is Monica Potter and she was in Saw as well.


http://home.comcast.net/~ivychat/potter.jpg

[cjcdaman]

her name is Monica Potter and she was in Saw as well.


http://home.comcast.net/%7Eivychat/potter.jpg

:wavetowel :1stplace: :censored: :mmm: :notworthy

[Henry]

My top (bottom) 3. In no particular order.

Armageddon
The English Patient
Jurassic Park 2

[SkinsOrlando]

My top (bottom) 3. In no particular order.

Armageddon
The English Patient
Jurassic Park 2

How did I forget JP2? That movie is the definition of awful

[Zguy28]

My top (bottom) 3. In no particular order.

Armageddon
The English Patient
Jurassic Park 2Armageddon? Comeon...I loved that movie, it was so cliche'. Another great part by Steve Buscemi. Bruce Willis was great too, but not Ben Afleck.:doh:

[fight_on_til_you_have_won]

My least favorite movie is Zoolander. It's just stupid.

[DB44]

How did I forget JP2? That movie is the definition of awfulTerrible Movie, although JP3 is equally as bad.

My worst of all time (and the only movie I walked out of...

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

[Kilmer17]

Jaws 3D.
Jaws the Revenge.

And how can this list can not include Ishtar?

[Henry]

Armageddon? Comeon...I loved that movie, it was so cliche'. Another great part by Steve Buscemi. Bruce Willis was great too, but not Ben Afleck.:doh:

Armageddon was so awful I can't begin to describe it's awfulness.

[cjcdaman]

My least favorite movie is Zoolander. It's just stupid.

I'm not defending the movie, but that was the whole point of it. To be stupid.


Hansel: "So, I guess, uh, I guess you can dere-lick my balls, capitan."
Derek: "I can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much."

[HailRiggoRanger]

Thin Red Line.


I'm a war buff (I even liked Gods and Generals), but this was horrible. Did it even have a plot?

Also, any Nicolas Cage movie, other than Leaving Las Vegas and Face-Off. He sucks as an actor.

[rincewind]

I'll add one . . . anything that Tim Allen stars in. Not his voice-overs in Disney Films. I mean anything he, himself, plays in.

"Galaxy Quest" :doh: I asked the lady at the counter if I could have my money back. She laughed and I told her that I was serious(not really, but still). She got the joke and said,"What possessed you to rent it in the first place?" I told her it was from a coworker. Needless to say, my fellow employee got an earful the next day. Damn, that movie sucked! To this day, I WILL NOT spend money to watch a Tim Allen movie. Period!


You should check out 'Big Trouble' - surprisingly funny. Usually I would agree about Tim Allen, but I actually liked Big Trouble.




How in the world has this thread gone five pages without mentioning the widely agreed upon worst movie of all-time - Plan 9 from Outer Space. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Hell, it also took 5 pages to finally mention Ishtar. :doh:


Good work Remlik. :cheers:

[Bad Man Burgendy & Gold]

Napoleon Dynamite

I bought into the hype and saw it. Maybe its not the worst but really the only way you could like that movie is if your a dumb hipster.

[JKS1414]

I'll go with the following as my top 5 Worst Movies Ever:

1) Showgirls (although parts of it featuring Elizabeth Berkley were quite well done :D :D :D )

2) Battlefield Earth

3) Waterworld

4) Alexander

5) Freddy got Fingered

:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

[Bad Man Burgendy & Gold]

Call me crazy, but in a strange way I really liked Waterworld and Con-air

[81+83+84=Posse]

Napoleon Dynamite

I bought into the hype and saw it. Maybe its not the worst but really the only way you could like that movie is if your a dumb hipster.

Agreed. That movie is awful. I can't believe all the people who claim it is so funny.

[jrocrb96]

Good to Go 1986

[BigRay]

Pootie Tang enough said :doh:

[BigRay]

I gotta say Undercover Brotha was pretty awful. I didn't even finish it.


No way my man .. Movie was very good I love it. It was much better than I expected very good message at the end. Besides growing up during that time fashion and music and the dialog I can relate:laugh: .

[mboyd784]

Forrest Gump!!

Bland, contrived, and insulting to it's audience.

[Bad Man Burgendy & Gold]

I'm glad someone finally mentioned Pootie Tang. From what I've seen this is easily the worst, and I say that even being a big Chris Rock fan.

Perfect example of how mistakingly thinking a five minute joke had the power to last for an entire movie, thank god I didn't pay for it, as I watched it from my friend who downloaded it illegally for free. But I feel sorry for whoever paid their hard earned dollars to watch that movie

[BigRay]

Good to Go 1986



:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: agree 100% movie had not one thing to do with the music scene. It kinda of gave go go music a black eye.

[Mooka]

Thin Red Line.


I'm a war buff (I even liked Gods and Generals), but this was horrible. Did it even have a plot? One of the few movies I've walked out of.

Can't see how anyone liked that movie.

[DB44]

Call me crazy, but in a strange way I really liked Waterworld and Con-airI agree, Waterworld's budget to quality ratio was terrible, but it was like Mad Max on water. I found it entertaining.

Con-air I absolutely love. When its on, I can't turn it off.

[Zguy28]

Here's another: The Postman with Kevin Costner. :doh:

[cjcdaman]

Forrest Gump!!

Bland, contrived, and insulting to it's audience.


Huh?

[RabidFan]

I gotta say Undercover Brotha was pretty awful. I didn't even finish it.

BLASPHEMY....THAT MOVIE RULES......"SHUT YO MOUTH"....Just the opening scene with the knob on the steering wheel and the orange soda is classic stereotyping by the writer on his own peeps....rare satire these days.

I second the New World....just awful


Night of the Creeps is awful but the Sherriff is campy gold.


I stand by Napolean Dynamite...that movie is slower than We're no Angels..and much worse. I have my extinguisher ready.


Other Notables....Life: with Eddie and Martin, and Gone Fishin: Glover and Pesci...both horrid

[Matt [Redskins Fan]]

Manos The Hands of Fate is probably the worst I've ever seen, though I had Joel, Crow, and Tom Servo to help me through that dog.

The Replacement Killers is pretty horrible too. Really, a lot of newer movies could be vying for the title of worst ever.

As to Napoleon Dynamite, I can't really flame you, because it appeals to a certain sense of humor, but I thought it was somewhat clever. Nowhere close to the best ever, but I don't think you can call it the worst, even though it doesn't really go anywhere.

[BURGUNDYBLEEDER]

My least favorite movie is Zoolander. It's just stupid.

If Zoolander is your least favorite movie then I guess my polar opposite does exist. That movie is top 10 comedies in my mind.

[bird_1972]

Napoleon Dynamite

I bought into the hype and saw it. Maybe its not the worst but really the only way you could like that movie is if your a dumb hipster.
Wouldn't call it the worst, but I agree - was such a stupid and un-funny movie. My girlfriend and I couldn't even sit through the whole thing.

[SkinsBry]

Cabin Boy. I got a chuckle out of David Letterman, but Chris Elliot is not very funny.

[lovetoaster]

Caddyshack 2

[lovetoaster]

Cabin Boy. I got a chuckle out of David Letterman, but Chris Elliot is not very funny.

Yes that movie is awful, but I will still watch it for Andy Richter and the floating cupcake that spits tobacco

[DB44]

Cabin Boy. I got a chuckle out of David Letterman, but Chris Elliot is not very funny.Nice call Bry, I have tried so many times to make it threw that movie but I either fall asleep, or start doing laundry,or...it doesn't matter.

Elliot wasn't bad in Groundhog Day or Something about Mary. Maybe he should stick to very small roles.

[mboyd784]

Huh?

Wha?

[DoGood28]

My top (bottom) 3. In no particular order.

Armageddon
The English Patient
Jurassic Park 2

How did Jurassic Park 2 make your list but not Jurassic Park 3?

[SUNSTONE]

Forrest Gump!!

Bland, contrived, and insulting to it's audience.

Damn! Troll much?

One of the top 10 grossing films of all time.
It was nominated and won several oscars, including best picture and best actor.

And it's my personal favorite movie. :silly:

[Henry]

How did Jurassic Park 2 make your list but not Jurassic Park 3?

Easy. I never saw 3 after the disaster that was 2. :)

[SUNSTONE]

Microwave Massacre!

You have probably never heard of it....... and with good reason.

[BigRay]

I don't remember Jp2 is that the one when the dinos got loose in San Diego somewhere ? trying to remember it.

[Cooley4President]

Just remembered another one....Jeepers Creepers. Wins my "only movie I've ever walked out of" award.

[BigRay]

Microwave Massacre!

You have probably never heard of it....... and with good reason.


Microwave Massacre? :laugh: :laugh: just the name cracks me up..

[Boss_Hogg]

Thin Red Line.


Also, any Nicolas Cage movie, other than Leaving Las Vegas and Face-Off. He sucks as an actor.

Like in South Park,

Mr. Garrison: "Mongol...should not be confused with mongoloid, like the actor Nicholas Cage."


How about "With Honors" with Joe Pesci.

[Grimm]

Anything with Tim Allen or Matrin Lawrence

[rincewind]

Anything with Tim Allen or Matrin Lawrence


Again, I agree Tim Allen sucks - but the movie 'Big Trouble' was quite good. Am I the only one that liked that movie?

[Cooley4President]

Again, I agree Tim Allen sucks - but the movie 'Big Trouble' was quite good. Am I the only one that liked that movie?

I liked it, but I read the book first and liked it, so I was kind of partial to the story.

[mboyd784]

Damn! Troll much?

One of the top 10 grossing films of all time.
It was nominated and won several oscars, including best picture and best actor.

And it's my personal favorite movie. :silly:

And it gets my vote as the worst movie ever. Sorry, bro.

Edit: I'd like to add that I find "Zoolander" to be hilarious, as well as thematically similar to Forrest Dump.

[skinsphan]

nicholas cage isn't that bad .nobody liked raising arizona?

[waterwagen]

Microwave Massacre!

You have probably never heard of it....... and with good reason.Ok...I feel compelled to check this one out on IMDB...

[rincewind]

As one of the mods once suggested:

http://membres.lycos.fr/arcjf/bad-taste.jpg

[CoachingWinsChampionships]

"Springtime for Hitler" Not actually a movie, but it fits the bill pretty perfectly.

[Grimm]

Ok...I feel compelled to check this one out on IMDB...

here is a review for Microwave Massacre. Sounds classic
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/microwavem/

[gbear]

Dungeons and Dragons was the worst movie I have ever seen by a wide margin. I still laugh when I think about hte review in the Washingtonpost:
worst movie of 2000. If it is still out January first of 2001, worste movie of 2001."

I couldn't have said it better.

[SkinsOrlando]

here is a review for Microwave Massacre. Sounds classic
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/microwavem/


Wow, just wow.

[Mooka]

Dungeons and Dragons was the worst movie I have ever seen by a wide margin. I still laugh when I think about hte review in the Washingtonpost:
worst movie of 2000. If it is still out January first of 2001, worste movie of 2001."

I couldn't have said it better. Man, I remember seeing the previews and movie posters in 2000. So, why is the bad guy wearing purple lipstick?

[Skin'emAlive]

O man... so many. Here is my top 5 in no particular order:

1: Syrianna. I hate George Clooney. This marked the day that i stopped watching any movie with Clooney in it. I thought he ruined Batman... but jeeze. Why o why did i watch this movie. Synopsis: nothing.... nothing... nothing... clooney gets his fingernails ripped out... nothing .... nothing... nothing.. clooney dies in a bombing that has nothing to do with clooney... end of movie.

2: Mortal Kombat 2: Annihilation. Why o why did raiden cut his hair??? And the end beastality fight. Speechless. I lost braincells watching this.

3: Duece Biggalo 2. The scene at the end of the movie was by far one of the stupidest/grossest things ive ever seen. If you have seen it... U know what im talking about.

4: It's Pat. Wow... i can not believe i actually watched that whole thing. I must have been drunk. An entire movie based on one stupid ( one of the worst) SNL sketches ever, that ends in a cliffhanger.

5: Red Dawn. What threat is a school of students to a coalition of armies with real weapons and training? And why must they chant for their school throughout the movie? Though the opening teacher scene is worth a few laughs, watching this movie the whole way through is just torture.

[jrockster21]

On my flight out to Seattle they showed a movie:

She's the Man.

Stupidest movie ever. Dumbest Movie ever. Worst movie ever.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

They showed that movie to me on my way back to Hawaii. So stupid!! Amanda Bynes is hot though...:laugh:


Another entry: The Squid and the Whale...I hated that movie!!! :puke:

[JohnLockesGhost]

No votes for Gigli??

[the burgundy and gold]

i thought the movie "weatherman" was just terrible... Also the movie friday night lights.

I couldn't finish either.

[grhqofb5]

How about the American Pie Band Camp movie? What a disgrace to the series, even though some might say it wasn't really a part of the series

[OrangeSkin]

Wow, some of you guys must have no taste whatsoever. Forrest Gump? Syriana? Are those the only movies you've ever seen?

I reckon those same folks are the ones snapping up tickets to this classic :doh: :
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmpo/505125_rt.jpg

[dg28daman]

Pootie Tang. I'd rather get my wisdom teeth removed then watch this movie again.

[cjcdaman]

Wow, some of you guys must have no taste whatsoever. Forrest Gump?

That movie was posted by one guy who just so happened to vote for this guy . . .

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2610/kerrydropfootballxi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


. . . so his vote doesn't count. :D

[honeydont]

The Exorcist part2 the herecti (awful not funny), The order (awful), Robot monster(awful but funny and Ishtar( awful and terrible). Oh yes special mention Caligula (awful but a cool head lopping scene.)

[Mooka]

O man... so many. Here is my top 5 in no particular order:

1: Syrianna. Dude, wtf. That's not cool. :mad:


Spoilers...

[KevinthePRF]

Another vote for Battlefield Earth, there was absolutely nothing good about that movie.

[MissU28]

The Big Hit

Vanilla Sky

I Heart Huckabees

[MissU28]

Anything with Tim Allen or Matrin Lawrence


Martin's hilarious....Nothing To Lose is one of my favorite movies...not a huge fan of Tim Allen

[RLeVan]

Mystery Men sucked. That and pretty much anything with Ashton Kutcher in it.

I'll disagree with the English Patient, I thought that was a damn good movie.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

The Replacements.

Not really, but damn. If you're gonna make a freaking movie about the Redskins, fork out the royalty money and let me see the damn logo already. And if you're worried about ratings in Dallas and New York.....well, that just gives me another reason not to like Hollywood.

Just for the record, the Redskins' logo looks like this: :logo:

Man that's pretty. :)
i agree, if the can do a movie about the seaguls and use their logo why cant we get a skins logo on reeves. either way the movie was horrible. Jurrasic Park 3 is on my list as well as syriana, the war of the worlds, and the day after tomorrow.

[eagleskins]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001MMGC2.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpgHow am I the first one to bring this up?

[grhqofb5]

devine secrets of the ya ya sisterhood... Terrible, ex-girlfriend made me watch it with her, we broke up soon afterwards.

[Ryman of the North]

One word Goodburger, I saw it in the dollar theater here and actually went and asked for my money back! another puker was molly Shannons crapfest "superstar" what were they thinking making a movie about a not funny skit? I guess the cheerleaders get their movie next? This movie began the demise of SNL.

[PokerPacker]

One word Goodburger, I saw it in the dollar theater here and actually went and asked for my money back! another puker was molly Shannons crapfest "superstar" what were they thinking making a movie about a not funny skit? I guess the cheerleaders get their movie next? This movie began the demise of SNL.
:laugh: keenan and kel! "welcome to goodburger, home of the goodburger, may i take your order?" i remember when that first came out. all i rememeber about that movie were the oversized burgers

[979guy]

Indecent Proposal.

[Xameil]

5: Red Dawn. What threat is a school of students to a coalition of armies with real weapons and training? And why must they chant for their school throughout the movie? Though the opening teacher scene is worth a few laughs, watching this movie the whole way through is just torture.


you had credibility until this. That, is a classic movie.

[rincewind]

you had credibility until this. That, is a classic movie.


Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Red Dawn kicked ass!

[Xameil]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. Red Dawn kicked ass!


any guy who has a problem with Red Dawn, and didn't get chills when the one guy stood on the rock with gun raised and yelled "Wolverines" needs to have his "guy" card taken from him....it should be "Man Law"


;)

[rincewind]

any guy who has a problem with Red Dawn, and didn't get chills when the one guy stood on the rock with gun raised and yelled "Wolverines" needs to have his "guy" card taken from him....it should be "Man Law"


;)


Second.

[mboyd784]

any guy who has a problem with Red Dawn, and didn't get chills when the one guy stood on the rock with gun raised and yelled "Wolverines" needs to have his "guy" card taken from him....it should be "Man Law"


;)

Third.

[DB44]

any guy who has a problem with Red Dawn, and didn't get chills when the one guy stood on the rock with gun raised and yelled "Wolverines" needs to have his "guy" card taken from him....it should be "Man Law"


;)It must be the young-ins. Growing up in the 1980's, with the threat always there,...everyone of the generation identified with being a "wolverine".

The, "...you lose..." line is definitely cheesey, but guns, rockets, tanks...Oh yeah!!

[Xameil]

It must be the young-ins. Growing up in the 1980's, with the threat always there,...everyone of the generation identified with being a "wolverine".

The, "...you lose..." line is definitely cheesey, but guns, rockets, tanks...Oh yeah!!


It's the EMO's. That movie is too manly for them. :silly:

[War Paint]

The Annihilators

[cjcdaman]

Martin's hilarious....Nothing To Lose is one of my favorite movies

"*****, I'm Nick Beem!" :laugh: I totally agree. Great movie.

[england]

grease 2.......................

[artmonkforHOF]

I got 4,


1-Phirrana II (spelling?) directed by James Cameron, before his Terminator days. These damn fish grew wingsand their gills mutated so they could breathe air out of water........ do I really need to elaborate any further?

2-Starship Troopers, thats been mentioned before so I'll leave it at that.

3- the Poisden Adventure (the new one) it has Steve Guttenberg and.....I cant even type anymore after those few words.


#4 and the shock to most people.... Galdiator (the Russel Crowe one) the entire time I was watching that stupid movie (action scenes where ok) I wanted to kill J. Phenoix ever time he opened his mouth. can some one please explain to me how a ROMAN (read Italian) has a bloody English accent? and a bad one at that?

[mboyd784]

I got 4,


1-Phirrana II (spelling?) directed by James Cameron, before his Terminator days. These damn fish grew wingsand their gills mutated so they could breathe air out of water........ do I really need to elaborate any further?

2-Starship Troopers, thats been mentioned before so I'll leave it at that.

3- the Poisden Adventure (the new one) it has Steve Guttenberg and.....I cant even type anymore after those few words.


#4 and the shock to most people.... Galdiator (the Russel Crowe one) the entire time I was watching that stupid movie (action scenes where ok) I wanted to kill J. Phenoix ever time he opened his mouth. can some one please explain to me how a ROMAN (read Italian) has a bloody English accent? and a bad one at that?

Hmmm...

1. Ok, Pirahna 2 is bad, just like Pirahna 3-5, microwave massacre, Plan9 from outer space, etc...blah

2. I happen to love Starship Troopers! Fantastic SFX, subversive undercurrent, BAD acting. ST is nowhere near the 2nd worst movie ever.

3. Haven't seen the new version of "Poseiden" but I heard from a reliable source that it was dull and unecessary. I'll take your word for it.

4. I could not agree more. Gladiator is vastly overrated. Likely, the worst film that the Great Ridley Scott has ever made.

For the Record, i absolutely HATE X3! I thought the film was an abomination in light of the excellence of the prequel. A horrid cash-grab and a backhanded insult to all those who truely love the X-Men...every bit as bad as "Batman and Robin". You know, the one with Clooney and his nipples.

[cjcdaman]

Hmmm...

1. Ok, Pirahna 2 is bad, just like Pirahna 3-5, microwave massacre, Plan9 from outer space, etc...blah

2. I happen to love Starship Troopers! Fantastic SFX, subversive undercurrent, BAD acting. ST is nowhere near the 2nd worst movie ever.

3. Haven't seen the new version of "Poseiden" but I heard from a reliable source that it was dull and unecessary. I'll take your word for it.

4. I could not agree more. Gladiator is vastly overrated. Likely, the worst film that the Great Ridley Scott has ever made.

For the Record, i absolutely HATE X3! I thought the film was an abomination in light of the excellence of the prequel. A horrid cash-grab and a backhanded insult to all those who truely love the X-Men...every bit as bad as "Batman and Robin". You know, the one with Clooney and his nipples.

WOW, everyone has different tastes, but you are WAY different! To any guy who disliked "Gladiator", turn in your balls to the nearest hospital cuz you don't deserve them anymore.

[The Evil Genius]

Starship Troopers is a film that I think a lot of people didn't get. It wouldn't be anywhere near my list of worst movies. And Red Dawn is a classic.

Not sure if it was mentioned - but Mortal Kombat II was horrible.

[rincewind]

#4 and the shock to most people.... Galdiator (the Russel Crowe one) the entire time I was watching that stupid movie (action scenes where ok) I wanted to kill J. Phenoix ever time he opened his mouth. can some one please explain to me how a ROMAN (read Italian) has a bloody English accent? and a bad one at that?


4. I could not agree more. Gladiator is vastly overrated. Likely, the worst film that the Great Ridley Scott has ever made.



I agree with boyd. Good movie - but way overrated.

[shagman]

The New World.

Priviledged enough (extreme sarcasm) to see the 2nd ever screening of the movie and it absolutely sucked. Put me to sleep. Great visuals but enough boredom to make your eyes bleed. Saw a preview of it tonight and was reminded of it's awfulness at a friends before watching Wedding Crashers and I thought to myself.."Maybe I'll buy that movie so I can put myself to sleep everynight without trying". Seriously, don't rent it..it BLOWS.

I agree with the New World- I saw the preview before I bought it and was excited to see it only to be confused ass %#&$ about how they could make this movie so terrible. I love movies about thaat era but c'mon at least make it worth while. The only good scene was when the ship came down the the river in the beginning.:mad:

[Xameil]

I agree with boyd. Good movie - but way overrated.


btw - I don't think he was supposed to be Roman, they called him Spaniard for a reason. And I don't think you can say his accent was that bad, he is Australian afterall.


They're talking about J. Phoenix not Russell Crowe.

[mboyd784]

WOW, everyone has different tastes, but you are WAY different! To any guy who disliked "Gladiator", turn in your balls to the nearest hospital cuz you don't deserve them anymore.

Don't get me wrong. I did not hate "Gladiator". I merely found it disappointing and, consequently, overrated. It can't hold a candle to Braveheart, Ben Hur, Excalibur, or Conan the Barbarian as a genre piece. Also, the FX were kinda cheesy...have you watched it lately?

Can I keep my balls now?

And why would I turn them in at a hospital? Wouldn't a miniature golf/Putt-Putt joint be funnier and more appropriate?

[rincewind]

They're talking about J. Phoenix not Russell Crowe.


I know. Where did you get that quote from??? :paranoid:

[Xameil]

I know. Where did you get that quote from??? :paranoid:


:laugh: must have come from the other rincewind ;)

[Skin'emAlive]

any guy who has a problem with Red Dawn, and didn't get chills when the one guy stood on the rock with gun raised and yelled "Wolverines" needs to have his "guy" card taken from him....it should be "Man Law"


;)

Hahaha. I had to watch this movie like every year in school. It was like required. There are plenty of classic movies that arent corny as hell. This movie was funny bad. You can watch it the whole way through without turning it off, but not without laughing. :laugh:


.... and sorry guys about the syrianna spoiler. The movie has been out for a while. I thought it would be ok to talk about it now. My appologies.

[Skin'emAlive]

It's the EMO's. That movie is too manly for them. :silly:

Did you seriously just call me EMO?!?! THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED!

http://img151.exs.cx/img151/5539/hulksmash1he.jpg

[Xameil]

Did you seriously just call me EMO?!?! THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED!

http://img151.exs.cx/img151/5539/hulksmash1he.jpg

lol...is that en emohulk? :laugh:

[Skin'emAlive]

lol...is that en emohulk? :laugh:

Damn.... you're right.. this hulk has a gay EMO hair cut. wtf?

ill fix that

[Skin'emAlive]

It's the EMO's. That movie is too manly for them. :silly:

THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED!!!

http://www.todomepareceunamierda.com/fotos/ono.jpg

[Xameil]

THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED!!!

http://www.todomepareceunamierda.com/fotos/ono.jpg



:doh: you choose that Batman?


why not just pick the one of him doing the Bat toosi.

you are so not helping your argument..now hand over your "guy" card

[Skin'emAlive]

:doh: you choose that Batman?


why not just pick the one of him doing the Bat toosi.

you are so not helping your argument..now hand over your "guy" card

:laugh: haha. I would have if i found one. :laugh:

Im not all that mad. But the point is that the line has been crossed. So far crossed that only a cartoon style tv show batman holding a giant fake bomb in an utter chaotic facial expression could portray.

[Xameil]

:laugh: haha. I would have if i found one. :laugh:

Im not all that mad. But the point is that the line has been crossed. So far crossed that only a cartoon style tv show batman holding a giant fake bomb in an utter chaotic facial expression could portray.



:doh: it looks like his head is not proportional to his body.

[nonefan]

Anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger I live in California he make me sick everytime I see him, I can not watch his movie.

[Skin'emAlive]

:doh: it looks like his head is not proportional to his body.

:rolleyes:

This is only because is brain is much much larger than normal peoples' brains. ;)

[cjcdaman]

Don't get me wrong. I did not hate "Gladiator". I merely found it disappointing and, consequently, overrated. It can't hold a candle to Braveheart, Ben Hur, Excalibur, or Conan the Barbarian as a genre piece. Also, the FX were kinda cheesy...have you watched it lately?

Can I keep my balls now?

And why would I turn them in at a hospital? Wouldn't a miniature golf/Putt-Putt joint be funnier and more appropriate?

:laugh: I see your point. I just love the movie. When I first watched the movie, I was in awe. I thought the plot was outstanding and the action scenes were great. And yes, you may have your balls back. :)

[Heidenreich]

Anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger I live in California he make me sick everytime I see him, I can not watch his movie.

If anyone bad mouths Commando, there's going to be trouble......

[Xameil]

If anyone bad mouths Commando, there's going to be trouble......


what about Predator

[Brave]

I must cast my vote for "Rhinestone."

Sylvester Stallone as a country music star? Who was responsible for THAT?
Who OK'd THAT?
Who was the damned fool who FINANCED that?

[Henry]

I must cast my vote for "Rhinestone."

Sylvester Stallone as a country music star? Who was responsible for THAT?
Who OK'd THAT?
Who was the damned fool who FINANCED that?

Oooh, good one! :)

[mboyd784]

what about Predator

Total Recall?

[Xameil]

Total Recall?


Oh I was just supporting the other...both Predator and Commando are awesome...Total Recall is good, but not the best

[cjcdaman]

Oh I was just supporting the other...both Predator and Commando are awesome...Total Recall is good, but not the best

Are you kidding me? Don't you remember the lady with 3 titties? :D

[ArmchairRedskin]

Worst movie ever?

Freddie Got Fingered. Accept no subsitute. That is, without a doubt, the worst. flick. ever.

[Xameil]

Are you kidding me? Don't you remember the lady with 3 titties? :D


well of course, but...


I don't mind fake boobs, but those just didn't even look close. :laugh:

[visionary]

Again, I agree Tim Allen sucks - but the movie 'Big Trouble' was quite good. Am I the only one that liked that movie?

Big trouble was hilarious...I've seen it a few times...I mean come on it had inept assassins, whacky cops, and Gator fans. :laugh:

[visionary]

any guy who has a problem with Red Dawn, and didn't get chills when the one guy stood on the rock with gun raised and yelled "Wolverines" needs to have his "guy" card taken from him....it should be "Man Law"


;)

Man, I remember liking that movie a lot as a kid, I haven't seen it in years though.

[Skin'emAlive]

I must cast my vote for "Rhinestone."

Sylvester Stallone as a country music star? Who was responsible for THAT?
Who OK'd THAT?
Who was the damned fool who FINANCED that?

Man... im glad i didnt watch that one.

[Mr. Nostril]

Rocky Horror Picture Show - So, fans have managed to turn this into something worth watching. But it's worth watching for all the people who come in crazy costumes, the games, the inside jokes, and the objects flying through the theater. However, the movie in and of itself is a completely unfunny, boring mess.

Me Myself and Irene - To be fair, I couldn't finish this.

Pearl Harbor - No worst movie list would be complete without a selection from Michael Bay's catalogue.

P.S. - I can't believe someone mentioned Red Dawn, and pointed out aspects of the plot that were unbelieveable. If you're going to criticise a movie, I think your criticism should include a few statements that a fan of the movie would disagree with. Red Dawn was like an Ed Wood movie; It has enough unintentional humor to eliminate it from being considered the absolute worst.

[Mooka]

Me Myself and Irene - To be fair, I couldn't finish this. Really? I thought it was funny...

[jrockster21]

I Heart Huckabees


Worst movie ever...close the thread. After watching this movie, I contemplated giving up movies forever...it almost ruined movies for me for good. The mental scarring is still there....TERRIBLE.

[jrockster21]

Rocky Horror Picture Show - So, fans have managed to turn this into something worth watching. But it's worth watching for all the people who come in crazy costumes, the games, the inside jokes, and the objects flying through the theater. However, the movie in and of itself is a completely unfunny, boring mess.

:laugh: Another chapter in the jrock/Mr. Nostril movie critiquing disagreements book...

You don't like RHPS??? Are you non-American??? :laugh:


Me Myself and Irene - To be fair, I couldn't finish this.

:laugh: I loved that flick. Jim Carrey cracks me up every time.

[Mr. Nostril]

:laugh: Another chapter in the jrock/Mr. Nostril movie critiquing disagreements book...

You don't like RHPS??? Are you non-American??? :laugh
At least we'll always have Pirates 2.

Anyways, I've seen RHPS, both on stage, and in a movie theater, multiple times for each. You can consider me a low level fan. I'm just saying that nothing that makes that experience enjoyable has the tiniest thing to do with the movie.

Try watching it sometime without the theater audience. If possible, try to forget all the little in-jokes you know. Seriously dude, it's the worst movie ever. Nothing else is even close.

[Warhead36]

Josie and the Pussycats

[Skin'emAlive]

[QUOTE=
P.S. - I can't believe someone mentioned Red Dawn, and pointed out aspects of the plot that were unbelieveable. If you're going to criticise a movie, I think your criticism should include a few statements that a fan of the movie would disagree with. Red Dawn was like an Ed Wood movie; It has enough unintentional humor to eliminate it from being considered the absolute worst.[/QUOTE]

I give up. :silly: U guys suck. This was my oppinion of the worst movies ive seen.Sure there are worse movies, but i chose not to see them. Therefor you can only name the worst movie ever that include movies you Have seen.

[jrockster21]

My top (bottom) 3. In no particular order.

Armageddon

If you can get past the most ridiculous plot in movie history, Armageddon was actually quite entertaining. Some may not be able to get past the plot, I understand, but bottom 3 of all time?? Come on now...its got to at least have some "that's so bad its funny" value, right?? :paranoid:



My least favorite movie is Zoolander. It's just stupid.

Zoolander is hilarious!!



Thin Red Line.

I agree...The Thin Red Line was TERRIBLE. Slowest movie ever...He could have cut out 2 hours from that movie, and the plot would not have been effected. Awful.



Forrest Gump!!

Bland, contrived, and insulting to it's audience.

What??? Forrest Gump is in my top 10 BEST of all time....:doh:

(Well, maybe top 20)

[cjcdaman]

Worst movie ever...close the thread. After watching this movie, I contemplated giving up movies forever...it almost ruined movies for me for good. The mental scarring is still there....TERRIBLE.

I can't believe some of these movies that you guys have watched, yet alone hated. Take this one for instance, I knew it would suck . . . so I never even bothered to watch it. And someone else mentioned "You got Served"? :laugh: You got served for spending money on the ****ing movie in the first place.

[visionary]

Josie and the Pussycats

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :doh:

Why would you even admit to seeing that?

:laugh:

[ArmchairRedskin]

At least we'll always have Pirates 2.

Anyways, I've seen RHPS, both on stage, and in a movie theater, multiple times for each. You can consider me a low level fan. I'm just saying that nothing that makes that experience enjoyable has the tiniest thing to do with the movie.

Try watching it sometime without the theater audience. If possible, try to forget all the little in-jokes you know. Seriously dude, it's the worst movie ever. Nothing else is even close.




I think you're dead wrong on RHPS. It's entertaining from beginning to end. You don't need an audience reciting lines or throwing things to enjoy it, either.

[Major Harris]

apt pupil .........

[rincewind]

So I come home and guess what's on Encore Action? That's right - Red Dawn. The remote has been safely stowed. This channel will be on for the next hour and a half.



WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!

[grhqofb5]

I must cast my vote for "Rhinestone."

Sylvester Stallone as a country music star? Who was responsible for THAT?
Who OK'd THAT?
Who was the damned fool who FINANCED that?

I think that movie showed part of Dolly Parton tit once... Other than that, yes, it was horrible.

[AbleDanger]

Batman & Throbin :doh:

[LApunkrocker72]

Godzilla 1985 tops my list of worst movies.

Rounding out my top five are Twister, The Big Hit, The Pest and Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls.



fahrenheit 9/11

dreamingwolf,

I totally disagree with you. Fahrenheit 9/11 is one of the best movies I ever saw.

[Mr. Nostril]

I totally disagree with you. Fahrenheit 9/11 is one of the best movies I ever saw.
The only reason the F-911 didn't make my list of worst movies is that it didn't even really feel like a movie. A movie has to be somewhat cinematic for me to even consider it the worst movie of all time.

Also, for the record, I'm not a republican, and I don't support G.W. Bush. I say this because I just said I hated F-911, and some simple minded person is bound to be thinking, "that guy must be one of those bush lovers."

[Xameil]

:laugh: Another chapter in the jrock/Mr. Nostril movie critiquing disagreements book...

You don't like RHPS??? Are you non-American??? :laugh:





gotta agree with JRock here. RHPS is great in it's own way. First off, it was a play first, and a great one which was why they made it into a movie. People hated it, made fun of it thus making it a cult classic. RHPS is an experience that every movie goer should do. I believe the rules, and the items you need are posted somewhere on the internet. Plus, if you are witty, you can try and throw in your own commentary. If it's good, you'll notice people starting to use it at future showings.

[cadets08]

Hands down Maria Full of Grace. It took drama too a whole new level, there wasn't a single smile in the entire movie. For those of you who haven't heard about it, it's a movie in spanish with english subtitles about a 16 yr old girl who becomes a mule and has to go to America to deliver the goods. She becomes pregnant along the way, and it's just one depressing moment after another.

[#98QBKiller]

"BioDome" with Paulie Shore....also "Malevolence."

[allan1058]

Supertroopers

[jrockster21]

Hands down Maria Full of Grace. It took drama too a whole new level, there wasn't a single smile in the entire movie. For those of you who haven't heard about it, it's a movie in spanish with english subtitles about a 16 yr old girl who becomes a mule and has to go to America to deliver the goods. She becomes pregnant along the way, and it's just one depressing moment after another.

"Maria Full of Grace" was an awesome movie!!! I loved it!! I mean...I guess its depressing...but its real...


Supertroopers

Are you crazy???? That's in my top 20 all-time funniest list!! :)

[Mooka]

Supertroopers Whoa there buddy...

yer gonna have to explain that one.

[Heidenreich]

Now that Rocky Horror has been brought up (which I love, BTW), i have to mention easily the WORST movie ever.

The "unofficial" sequel to RHPS.

SHOCK TREATMENT. Has anyone other than me even seen this movie??????

[grhqofb5]

Spanglish..... What a dumb idea

[Matt [Redskins Fan]]

Supertroopers

WTF? This is maybe the most quotable movie ever.

"Liter is French for give me some ****ing cola!"

[jrockster21]

']WTF? This is maybe the most quotable movie ever.

"Liter is French for give me some ****ing cola!"


"Double baco-cheeseburger.....its for a cop."

[JetSkins]

howard the duck, just awful stuff

[mboyd784]

"Double baco-cheeseburger.....its for a cop."

Hold the spit

[twenty-eight]

Yeah SuperTroopers was great.....



Perfect Storm- TOTAL SNOOZEFEST

[Simmsm88]

Sounds of Thunder was horrific.

[Titaw]

Hold the spit

Do I look like a cat, boy? Am I jumpin around from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly-like?"

GOING OVERBOARD - Adam Sandler's first movie. C'mon the lead character's name is Sheky Moskewitz, Sheky? Yup, Sheky!