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Pittman4Two
September-15th-2006, 09:23 AM
What? The Dallas Cowboys (Five-time Super Bowl Champions of the Super Bowl, 11-time NFC East Champions, 21-time Texas Champions, America's Team, etc.) vs. skins.

When? Sunday evening at 8:00 pm ESDT

Where? Texas Stadium in Irving, TX

Directions? Use Yahoo! Maps or Google Earth

Commentators? Yes

Key Matchup? Jason Witten, TE, DAL vs. the Washington OILB


Overview:


The Dallas Cowboys, America's Team, come in riding high after being very successful last week against the Jax Jags, however when time ran out, the Boys were a little short in the point department. Several positives were brought out from this effort including a resurgence of one Terrell Owens (TO).

The Washington Redskins, OT other H, were exposed by Brad Johnson. Yes, the same Brad Johnson that led the Pewter Pirates to the promised land back in 2002. The Vikings are no pushovers so the Redskins and their fans need not let their heads hang in disappointment because of the loss to the Vikings, but look forward to improving by scoring more points, gaining more yards, executing better, and scoring more points.

The Cowboys Offense vs. the skins defense

Drew Bledsoe is a legend. There...I said it. I see so much of Trent Dilfer in the man that it's almost scary. The arm strength, the leadership, the uncanninness, the never-say-die attitude, the toughness, the grit, the moxie, the pride...it's all there in blue and silver. Bill Parcells uses D-Bled's talents to guide the Cowboys offense. Look at the talent surrounding #11. Julius Jones, Lou Polite, TO, the other WR, Jason Witten, and a steadfast yet steady offensive line. I don't see how even the Pirate defense can handle these juggernauts.

The Redskins defense, coached by Greg Williams, is nothing to sneeze at. Perennial pro-bowlers and all-pros are abundant on this squad. There's so many names on this defense that it's tough just to single out one or two. Take a look at the roster and you will see greatness throughout, however the loss of Deion Sanders is definitely a void that needs filling.

Advantage: Cowboys


The Redskins Defense vs. The Cowboys Offense

Bill Parcells is the Tuna. To receive a name like that you have to be steady, elusive, and full of vim and vigor. Parcells has assembled a virtual shmorgusbord of pro bowl players. Read down the list. Bledsoe, Jones, Owens, Witten, Crayton, Adams, Rector, and Polite. It's a who's who of the NFL League. The only team that mirrors that talent is the Bucs of Tampa Bay.

I'd like to see more of a pass rush by the Redskins defense. Blitzing is only necessary if you wish to rush more than 4 players at a time. The purpose of getting a pass rush going is to put pressure on the opposing quarterback. The minute Gibbs and Williams recognize this, the more successfull this defense will be. Shawn Springs is out and most likely will not play.

Advantage: Redskins

Predictions:

Bledsoe - 23-30, 278 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT, 1 Pick

J. Jones - 17 rush, 172 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT

Witten - 6 rec, 59 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT

Vick - 17-19, 392 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT

Brunell - 17-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 0 picks

Portes - 19 rush, 68 yards, 2 TD

S. Moss - 9 rec, 187 yards, 1 TD


Score: Cowboys come out on top: 16-27


Thoughts?

skinsngibbs4life
September-15th-2006, 09:26 AM
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eh, seems as though your trying too hard lately pitt... $.02

Please do not quote blocks of text. ~ihs

Skins24
September-15th-2006, 09:30 AM
Bill Parcells is the Tuna. To receive a name like that you have to be steady, elusive, and full of vim and vigor.
That made me laugh :laugh:

SlobberknockerSkinsFan
September-15th-2006, 09:31 AM
As much as we love you here :laugh: you have officially fired up "tha pipe" this morning. :wewantd: And where did we learn to spell.... Portes?

Cmon man, you can come better than this!!!!


HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
HAIL VICTORY
:notworthy

ibrahim
September-15th-2006, 09:32 AM
Where? Texas Stadium in Irving, TX

Directions? Use Yahoo! Maps or Google Earth

Commentators? Yes



:laugh:

CPortJGibbs89
September-15th-2006, 09:32 AM
That seems about right but I think Bledsoe will have a least 2 or 3 picks and 1 int.

Teller
September-15th-2006, 09:32 AM
Five time Super Bowl champions of the Super Bowl? As opposed to five time Super Bowl champions of what?


And just for the record, I'll be perfectly content if the Cowboys "win" with 16 points to our 27.

Oh, and I know it was a homer joke posted in utter jocularity, but the Bucs are no where close to the most talented team in the league. As a matter of fact, the team that unceremoniously ousted them from the playoffs last year, had more talent then, and is even more talented now.

Have a nice day! :)

tr1
September-15th-2006, 09:34 AM
The pewter boy delivers another load in his pewter pants...love ya, man.

rydemps
September-15th-2006, 09:56 AM
Predictions:

Bledsoe - 23-30, 278 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT, 1 Pick

J. Jones - 17 rush, 172 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT

Witten - 6 rec, 59 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT

Vick - 17-19, 392 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT

Brunell - 17-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 0 picks

Portes - 19 rush, 68 yards, 2 TD

S. Moss - 9 rec, 187 yards, 1 TD


Score: Cowboys come out on top: 16-27


Thoughts?

Nice, Pitt!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rydemps/math.jpg

sumodat
September-15th-2006, 09:57 AM
The Cowboys Offense vs. the skins defense

Drew Bledsoe is a legend....Advantage: Cowboys


The Redskins Defense vs. The Cowboys Offense

Bill Parcells is the Tuna. To receive a name like that you have to be steady, elusive, and full of vim and vigor...Advantage: Redskins




:whoknows:

He breaks down the same thing, twice, and comes up with both teams having the advantage...

I was never one who found his stuff funny, and it is old now. Come up with a new approach. Please...

rydemps
September-15th-2006, 09:59 AM
I just noticed this!



Vick - 17-19, 392 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

orlskinsfan
September-15th-2006, 10:01 AM
I am starting to look forward to pittmans ramblings every friday...keep em comin pittman.

orlskinsfan
September-15th-2006, 10:03 AM
and Brunell throws 1 td pass, portis rushes for 2 but we only have 16 points.... :laugh:

pittman..you are killing me man. :laugh:

Cooley4President
September-15th-2006, 10:03 AM
Vick - 17-19, 392 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT

Brunell - 17-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 0 picks

Portes - 19 rush, 68 yards, 2 TD

S. Moss - 9 rec, 187 yards, 1 TD

Thoughts?

Clear something up for me. Who's Vick, and which team is he throwing almost 400 yards for? I'm guessing the Cowboys, because you have Santana Moss catching 70 more yards than Brunell throws for.

Good to see you again though, keep the inside information coming:dallasuck

Martini
September-15th-2006, 10:06 AM
My head hurts from reading this.


Is this here for comedic value? If nothing else it is funny.

sumodat
September-15th-2006, 10:08 AM
Don't you guys think that this used to be funny when we really thought he was really dumb enough to believe what he is writing?

Isn't it obvious now that it is actually well though out?

Oh well, carry on P42. I won't be reading anymore though. :rolleyes:

SkinsFanMania
September-15th-2006, 10:18 AM
and Brunell throws 1 td pass, portis rushes for 2 but we only have 16 points.... :laugh:

pittman..you are killing me man. :laugh:

Howabout 1 interception but no picks :cheers:

SantanaClaus89
September-15th-2006, 10:18 AM
Blitzing is only necessary if you wish to rush more than 4 players at a time.

Good stuff as usual :applause:



J. Jones - 17 rush, 172 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT

:laugh: :laugh:

H-O-G
September-15th-2006, 10:20 AM
LoL Vick thew 2 TD

Bigmuss1
September-15th-2006, 10:22 AM
pretty sad

G-Prime
September-15th-2006, 10:24 AM
not a good post.. No one can ride high after a loss..

SackMachine
September-15th-2006, 10:40 AM
Are you drunk already?

Inigo Montoya
September-15th-2006, 10:46 AM
I love this stuff, if you dont like it stop reading it.

Man's funny and apparently has more time at work to think this s*** up than the rest of us.

Jumbo
September-15th-2006, 12:36 PM
Excellent work, P-42, which was also one of my favorite planes except for the 2. Don't let the neighsayers nag you. Other than being wrong on the parts about Washington's defense and the offense of Terrel owen's team, it was still more of your always good work. But the score will be surpsingly low-scoring affair as the cow-whisperers fall 8-10 with all points in the game coming from safeties. I'm amazed you missed that.

RedskinsSuperBowl21
September-15th-2006, 12:39 PM
OHhh man we were "Super Bowl Champions"a few times before but never "SuperBowl Champions of the Super Bowl"

..Dallas is so lucky:doh:

mikeyf316
September-15th-2006, 12:41 PM
Take a look at the roster and you will see greatness throughout, however the loss of Deion Sanders is definitely a void that needs filling....


Vick - 17-19, 392 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT

It's good to know that with the loss of Deion, Vick can fill in at Runningback or Offensive Left Tight End. As always, informative and insightful.:applause:

81+83+84=Posse
September-15th-2006, 12:48 PM
:whoknows:

He breaks down the same thing, twice, and comes up with both teams having the advantage...

I was never one who found his stuff funny, and it is old now. Come up with a new approach. Please...

I couldn't agree more.

mikeyf316
September-15th-2006, 12:48 PM
Nice, Pitt!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/rydemps/math.jpg

I went after his math last week and got told that it was part of his charm.:cool:

VegunN
September-15th-2006, 12:53 PM
Time out, this is supposed to be funny, right? Wtf is the difference between picks and ints?....

The Rook
September-15th-2006, 12:56 PM
Good point - until we can stop Vick, not being the non-winners will have to be our brass ring.










;)

tone_dubbz
September-15th-2006, 01:04 PM
Who ever wrote this is truely delusional. Drew Bledsoe is a "legend"......LMFAO. yeah right. that article wasn't worth writing!!!

BleedBNG
September-15th-2006, 01:09 PM
Where? Texas Stadium in Irving, TX

Directions? Use Yahoo! Maps or Google Earth


Found it
http://www.pibburns.com/catastro/metcratr.jpg

wsniper1
September-15th-2006, 01:11 PM
All I want to know is are the Pewter Pirates going to score this week?

AllAboutSkins08
September-15th-2006, 01:17 PM
Drew Bledsoe is a legend. There...I said it. I see so much of Trent Dilfer in the man that it's almost scary.


Look at the talent surrounding #11. Julius Jones, Lou Polite, TO, the other WR, Jason Witten, and a steadfast yet steady offensive line.

:laugh: :laugh:

GibbsFactor
September-15th-2006, 01:31 PM
Ha P42. Love the pot shots at Dallas being "America's team". That alone should allow for some hazing from our less privledged ES members.

But you really need to get positions right or at the very least, hire an editor.

Everyone knows that its the OILB that will be matched up against Witten. :doh:

rtbasye
September-15th-2006, 01:38 PM
nice work... made me chuckle

Aghar
September-15th-2006, 01:39 PM
:laugh: :cheers: :laugh:

I love it. Always good for a laugh before the end of the work week. Good work as usual. Expert breakdown of the upcoming game. :doh:


Found it
http://www.pibburns.com/catastro/metcratr.jpg

Perfect! :silly:

Pittman4Two
September-15th-2006, 01:40 PM
Excellent work, P-42, which was also one of my favorite planes except for the 2. Don't let the neighsayers nag you. Other than being wrong on the parts about Washington's defense and the offense of Terrel owen's team, it was still more of your always good work. But the score will be surpsingly low-scoring affair as the cow-whisperers fall 8-10 with all points in the game coming from safeties. I'm amazed you missed that.


I've been missing a lot lately, Jumbo. I ate at the Golden Corral the other night and forgot to try the steak. :(