Supreme Wu
October-20th-2006, 03:51 PM
Bear with me this takes a VIOLENT turn for the ironic
Today I knew I would be driving around a lot, but I decided I was pretty sick of listening to the sports talk radio in the area (frankly I was sick of hearing about the Redskins problems), so I got a few comedy CDs to distract me in the nightmare friday traffic. I got some George Carlin and Norm Macdonalds new CD
Well as it turns out one of the bits in Norms new CD is a sports caster whos bet a lot on a football game, and he's worried because they won't cover the spread. Its a running theme in the CD and he goes back to the bit a few times. The two teams playing? Jacksonville Jaguars vs New York Jets.
The QB for the Jaguars? Mark Brunell.
The ENTIRE FRICKIN CD MENTIONS MARK BRUNELL OVER AND OVER
"Mark Brunell will lead the Jaguars to an easy victory"
"Uh oh Mark Brunell looks sick! I think he has the asian flu."
"Mark Brunell, a fine young quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars, is vomiting all over the field!"
"Well at halftime Mark Brunell started feeling better so he told all the backup QBs to go home." (the other guy freaks out at this "Why would anyone do that!")
"Mark Brunell is hallucinating on the field. He told our sideline reporter that when the ball is hicked it appears to him to be a deadly cobra."
"The asian flu has rendered Mark Brunell colorblind. He's thrown seven passes to the other team!"
The entire frickin CD is just one big Mark Brunell fest. It was definately one of the most surreal days of my life, driving around trying to avoid Redskin news and getting stuck with a comedy CD that's practically dedicated to him.
(Anyway you'll all be happy to know that in the end Mark overcomes his fear and, while vomiting and hallucinating, manages to score the game winning TD)
Today I knew I would be driving around a lot, but I decided I was pretty sick of listening to the sports talk radio in the area (frankly I was sick of hearing about the Redskins problems), so I got a few comedy CDs to distract me in the nightmare friday traffic. I got some George Carlin and Norm Macdonalds new CD
Well as it turns out one of the bits in Norms new CD is a sports caster whos bet a lot on a football game, and he's worried because they won't cover the spread. Its a running theme in the CD and he goes back to the bit a few times. The two teams playing? Jacksonville Jaguars vs New York Jets.
The QB for the Jaguars? Mark Brunell.
The ENTIRE FRICKIN CD MENTIONS MARK BRUNELL OVER AND OVER
"Mark Brunell will lead the Jaguars to an easy victory"
"Uh oh Mark Brunell looks sick! I think he has the asian flu."
"Mark Brunell, a fine young quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars, is vomiting all over the field!"
"Well at halftime Mark Brunell started feeling better so he told all the backup QBs to go home." (the other guy freaks out at this "Why would anyone do that!")
"Mark Brunell is hallucinating on the field. He told our sideline reporter that when the ball is hicked it appears to him to be a deadly cobra."
"The asian flu has rendered Mark Brunell colorblind. He's thrown seven passes to the other team!"
The entire frickin CD is just one big Mark Brunell fest. It was definately one of the most surreal days of my life, driving around trying to avoid Redskin news and getting stuck with a comedy CD that's practically dedicated to him.
(Anyway you'll all be happy to know that in the end Mark overcomes his fear and, while vomiting and hallucinating, manages to score the game winning TD)