SkinsFanAnt
November-1st-2006, 10:21 PM
Ok...if this isn't reason enough then I don't know what is. Here's an excerpt from the Skins huddle in the midst of that horrible 3 game losing streak:
MB: Ok guys, great job blocking on that last play. Sorry that I had to throw the ball away before the routes got wide open.
Clinton Portis: Gimme' the ball Mark....I can get it on this 3rd and 1...just make sure you big guys get out in front.
MB: Sorry CP...coach says we have to do what we know how to do best....
Offensive Line: Damnit!...Crap!...OMG!...WTH!...SH&T!
Moss: Mark! I'm sick of this garbage!...and so are the rest of the receivers. (Lloyd and Randel El: Uh huh...yeah...like he said)
I was paid to catch balls...not to have them thrown at the air around me and be used as a decoy for this sorry play we always keep doing!
MB: Sorry guys...you know I have those dreams of throwing it to you all day like when I was at Jax...and especially to you like last year Santana.
But the coach says I can't do it anymore. I've got old man legs and a noodle cannon arm and screwed up ribs. The ball just can't get there when we need it to...well, only once or twice a game.........
(Teammates: complain, expletive, expletive, grumble)
ok...ok....twice a year...but that's it guys. Besides, I havn't thrown an interception since the last Cowboys game.
Cooley: grumble...grumble...yeah...or touchdown...grumble...grumble.
MB: *(in thought) yeah..but at least it makes me look better than Bledsoe...poor sap...he shouldv'e tried our favorite play a few times...look at him now...warming that bench and all...sheesh...I hope I can hang it out to dry for a few more games before Joe gets fired for my ineffectiveness...*
MB: Ok...well...since we are going to get hit with a delay of game penalty for this longassed playcall if we don't get to the line and hike the ball...and since I can't remember any of the other 700000000 plays Al brought with him from KC, you know what to do:
"26 Dumpoff Supreme on 2!" "Skins!"
Redskin Fans after the play:
:doh::doh::(:mad::mad::(:mad::doh::doh::mad::(:doh ::doh::mad::(:doh::mad::(:doh::doh::mad::( :expletive: :expletive: :doh::mad::mad::(:doh::doh::doh: :mother: :expletive: :mad::(:doh::mad::mad::(:rolleyes::rolleyes::doh:: mad::(:rolleyes::doh::mad::(:doh::rolleyes::rolley es::rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::(:(:leaving::mad::mad ::doh::doh::(:leaving::(:rolleyes::doh::(:mad:
:rolleyes: (me):
Oh Lord Jesus...please hear our prayers and be good to Skins players next week! Amen! :notworthy
Jesus rules ;):point2sky...and I mean that (no joke).
MB: Ok guys, great job blocking on that last play. Sorry that I had to throw the ball away before the routes got wide open.
Clinton Portis: Gimme' the ball Mark....I can get it on this 3rd and 1...just make sure you big guys get out in front.
MB: Sorry CP...coach says we have to do what we know how to do best....
Offensive Line: Damnit!...Crap!...OMG!...WTH!...SH&T!
Moss: Mark! I'm sick of this garbage!...and so are the rest of the receivers. (Lloyd and Randel El: Uh huh...yeah...like he said)
I was paid to catch balls...not to have them thrown at the air around me and be used as a decoy for this sorry play we always keep doing!
MB: Sorry guys...you know I have those dreams of throwing it to you all day like when I was at Jax...and especially to you like last year Santana.
But the coach says I can't do it anymore. I've got old man legs and a noodle cannon arm and screwed up ribs. The ball just can't get there when we need it to...well, only once or twice a game.........
(Teammates: complain, expletive, expletive, grumble)
ok...ok....twice a year...but that's it guys. Besides, I havn't thrown an interception since the last Cowboys game.
Cooley: grumble...grumble...yeah...or touchdown...grumble...grumble.
MB: *(in thought) yeah..but at least it makes me look better than Bledsoe...poor sap...he shouldv'e tried our favorite play a few times...look at him now...warming that bench and all...sheesh...I hope I can hang it out to dry for a few more games before Joe gets fired for my ineffectiveness...*
MB: Ok...well...since we are going to get hit with a delay of game penalty for this longassed playcall if we don't get to the line and hike the ball...and since I can't remember any of the other 700000000 plays Al brought with him from KC, you know what to do:
"26 Dumpoff Supreme on 2!" "Skins!"
Redskin Fans after the play:
:doh::doh::(:mad::mad::(:mad::doh::doh::mad::(:doh ::doh::mad::(:doh::mad::(:doh::doh::mad::( :expletive: :expletive: :doh::mad::mad::(:doh::doh::doh: :mother: :expletive: :mad::(:doh::mad::mad::(:rolleyes::rolleyes::doh:: mad::(:rolleyes::doh::mad::(:doh::rolleyes::rolley es::rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::(:(:leaving::mad::mad ::doh::doh::(:leaving::(:rolleyes::doh::(:mad:
:rolleyes: (me):
Oh Lord Jesus...please hear our prayers and be good to Skins players next week! Amen! :notworthy
Jesus rules ;):point2sky...and I mean that (no joke).