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SkinsFanAnt
November-1st-2006, 10:21 PM
Ok...if this isn't reason enough then I don't know what is. Here's an excerpt from the Skins huddle in the midst of that horrible 3 game losing streak:

MB: Ok guys, great job blocking on that last play. Sorry that I had to throw the ball away before the routes got wide open.

Clinton Portis: Gimme' the ball Mark....I can get it on this 3rd and 1...just make sure you big guys get out in front.

MB: Sorry CP...coach says we have to do what we know how to do best....

Offensive Line: Damnit!...Crap!...OMG!...WTH!...SH&T!

Moss: Mark! I'm sick of this garbage!...and so are the rest of the receivers. (Lloyd and Randel El: Uh huh...yeah...like he said)
I was paid to catch balls...not to have them thrown at the air around me and be used as a decoy for this sorry play we always keep doing!

MB: Sorry guys...you know I have those dreams of throwing it to you all day like when I was at Jax...and especially to you like last year Santana.
But the coach says I can't do it anymore. I've got old man legs and a noodle cannon arm and screwed up ribs. The ball just can't get there when we need it to...well, only once or twice a game.........
(Teammates: complain, expletive, expletive, grumble)
ok...ok....twice a year...but that's it guys. Besides, I havn't thrown an interception since the last Cowboys game.

Cooley: grumble...grumble...yeah...or touchdown...grumble...grumble.

MB: *(in thought) yeah..but at least it makes me look better than Bledsoe...poor sap...he shouldv'e tried our favorite play a few times...look at him now...warming that bench and all...sheesh...I hope I can hang it out to dry for a few more games before Joe gets fired for my ineffectiveness...*

MB: Ok...well...since we are going to get hit with a delay of game penalty for this longassed playcall if we don't get to the line and hike the ball...and since I can't remember any of the other 700000000 plays Al brought with him from KC, you know what to do:

"26 Dumpoff Supreme on 2!" "Skins!"

Redskin Fans after the play:

:doh::doh::(:mad::mad::(:mad::doh::doh::mad::(:doh ::doh::mad::(:doh::mad::(:doh::doh::mad::( :expletive: :expletive: :doh::mad::mad::(:doh::doh::doh: :mother: :expletive: :mad::(:doh::mad::mad::(:rolleyes::rolleyes::doh:: mad::(:rolleyes::doh::mad::(:doh::rolleyes::rolley es::rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::(:(:leaving::mad::mad ::doh::doh::(:leaving::(:rolleyes::doh::(:mad:

:rolleyes: (me):
Oh Lord Jesus...please hear our prayers and be good to Skins players next week! Amen! :notworthy
Jesus rules ;):point2sky...and I mean that (no joke).

edgun88
November-1st-2006, 10:35 PM
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

georgiaredskin
November-1st-2006, 10:39 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Love it.

Although, Brunell threw a mighty fine game-ending interception against the Titans.

Must be his Alzheimer's setting in.............. :silly:

ceviker
November-2nd-2006, 01:18 AM
Hahahaha! :dallasuck

FedExFielder
November-2nd-2006, 01:24 AM
Haha wow, nice

borninblood
November-2nd-2006, 01:34 AM
Sad but true......................................

And Jesus Does ROCK!!!

InsaneBoost
November-2nd-2006, 01:40 AM
Jesus, the mods close a thread made about collins is the backup not Campbell, but they allow these stupid threads, new mods please.

LoudMouth12thMan
November-2nd-2006, 01:44 AM
If we start Campbell and win games, we won't be able to draft Brady Quinn...

Stay focused on the goals people...

HTTR

Skin Them Alive
November-2nd-2006, 01:45 AM
Jesus, the mods close a thread made about collins is the backup not Campbell, but they allow these stupid threads, new mods please.

Is there actually any good threads left? I think all of us skin fans have lost our damn minds. There is just nothing really positive or entertaining to talk about so I can understand. It is either complain or attempt to be a comedian. It has really got pathetic.

borninblood
November-2nd-2006, 01:50 AM
Jesus, the mods close a thread made about collins is the backup not Campbell, but they allow these stupid threads, new mods please.


Our Mods Are pittiful,power hungry barney fife type nerds

InsaneBoost
November-2nd-2006, 01:52 AM
Is there actually any good threads left? I think all of us skin fans have lost our damn minds. There is just nothing really positive or entertaining to talk about so I can understand. It is either complain or attempt to be a comedian. It has really got pathetic.

See I dont even care that you all do that, but they say in the rules, if theres a thread already posted about what your talking about, post it in there. Well when I check on the forum during the day, theres like 10 Campbell thread, 10 Boonell threads, 10 other worthless threads, and then maybe 2 good ones. Why dont they just combine one forum into, Jason Campbell talk, and another into Boonell talk, or Brunell talk, instead of having 2 pages of the same crap.

SkinsNoles21
November-2nd-2006, 01:55 AM
thats because they should just start campbell...hes ready to go.

InsaneBoost
November-2nd-2006, 02:01 AM
We obvisouly have no say in it, and I find it rather annoying seeing the same threads everyday. I think if they made one single thread on Jason Campbell, it would make life a lot eaiser on all of us.

InsaneBoost
November-2nd-2006, 02:07 AM
Besides, I havn't thrown an interception since the last Cowboys game.


Are you talking about only Cowboys games?

Because I know this years hes thrown atleast two.

Jaguars Game on the Flee Flicker

and

Titans game at the end to Moss

BigRay
November-2nd-2006, 06:33 AM
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: