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kelly
November-30th-2006, 12:39 PM
Colts coming on at right time
Indy jumps San Diego for top spot; NFC falling fast
Posted: Wednesday November 29, 2006 12:01PM; Updated: Wednesday November 29, 2006 7:37PM

Before taping my weekly chalk talk with Brooklyn D. the swimming suitmodel, I encountered Andrew P., who sits in the director's chair for this epic, and he asked to take a look at my rankings chart.

"I can't see one area of complaint this week," he said.

"Just one," I said.

"San Diego," he said. That's the one, all right, so let's clarify the reasoning right now. Last week the Chargers had just leapfrogged the Colts to take over the No. 2 spot, behind Chicago. With the Bears going down in Foxboro, the gold medal position was open, but guess what? Indy hopped up on top again. The Chargers had to overcome a blah day by Philip Rivers to overtake Oakland, while Indy was crushing Philly, and that will be my defense in court.

Believe me, folks, I know what I'm doing, and each entry in the big ledger labeled Power Rankings is carefully weighed, measured and outfitted in the appropriate garment.

~ ~ ~ 25 27 Washington Redskins (4-7)
It was third and eight late in the fourth quarter, the Skins were down by three to the Panthers, and Jason Campbell, making only his second varsity start, needed a play real bad. The formation was relayed in over his helmet transistor. But no play was forthcoming. The clock was running down. He smacked the side of the helmet. "This is Axis Sally," was what came through. "Our Panzer Divisions are waiting for you." He smacked it again. "That's four pepperoni, extra cheese, right?" he heard. Ah, the hell with this, and all on his own he called a quick post to his 265-pound tight end, Chris Cooley. Sixty six yards and two missed tackles later the Skins had seven and the game was theirs. Moral -- won't anybody try letting the QBs call their own game?

> http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/dr_z/11/29/ranks.part3/index.html

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justme
November-30th-2006, 12:45 PM
Ah, the hell with this, and all on his own he called a quick post to his 265-pound tight end, Chris Cooley. [/IMG]

Whoa...Cooley is 265?

redman
November-30th-2006, 12:50 PM
Fun story, except that Cooley was the second option and nobody including Campbell wants Campbell calling plays.

kelly
November-30th-2006, 12:50 PM
we should be ranked 'bout 18th . . . ;)

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deejaydana
November-30th-2006, 01:09 PM
Dr. Z is probably the most senile of all sports writers. There are so many reasons to detest this hack I don't know where to start. When you read his power rankings this year all you can think is he needs to up his medication. He makes references to 1940's football and he does it ALL THE TIME. How can he accept a paycheck with a straight face every week? Oh yeah, he loves the Raiders! The roll like that.

Riggo#44
November-30th-2006, 01:14 PM
http://www.oldmansimpson.com/pics/grabpics/grampa27.gif

It was third and eight late in the fourth quarter...and I was wearing an onion on my belt as was the style at the time!

bubba9497
November-30th-2006, 01:20 PM
It was third and eight late in the fourth quarter...and I was wearing an onion on my belt as was the style at the time!





Grandpa Simpson :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mackdaddydean
November-30th-2006, 02:13 PM
Nice article....except that it was a 15 yard IN route not a post.

themurf
November-30th-2006, 02:34 PM
No one would remember the play if Mark Brunell didn't miss that tackle.

DWARF-HOG
November-30th-2006, 03:38 PM
His name should be Dr of ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


:notworthy to the :helmet:

BD
November-30th-2006, 04:15 PM
http://www.oldmansimpson.com/pics/grabpics/grampa27.gif

It was third and eight late in the fourth quarter...and I was wearing an onion on my belt as was the style at the time!

You are freaking hilarious.

Grumpy Vet
November-30th-2006, 04:21 PM
Whoa...Cooley is 265?

That is what the Skins have him listed as.......oddly enough the exact same weight as Andre Carter....

Now all we need is a pic of Cooley in his boy toy shorts and this thread will be complete.

redman
November-30th-2006, 05:34 PM
LOFL Riggo#44! :laugh:

RedskinInExile
November-30th-2006, 05:46 PM
Now all we need is a pic of Cooley in his boy toy shorts and this thread will be complete.

Ask and ye shall receive

http://www.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/08/redskinshortshorts.jpg

ugh, I feel so... unclean....

bbuzz1962
November-30th-2006, 06:08 PM
Dr. Z, forget that the pass was a laser, perfection, for a rookie with only 2 games, to hell with who called the play, it was executed to perfection. For a quarterback who has only had 2 starts, that play was one many veterans couldn't have done any better.


It's just the start of great things coming. A glimpse into a offense who has the world to look forward to. With so much negativity recently, this play was a breath of fresh air. Something we all wanted from the beginning of the season.

Campbell is all that, and for those of you who thought it would be a huge mistake to start him, has been eating a tremendous amount of crow.

kevin11
November-30th-2006, 06:12 PM
Let's hope he wins us another.