The "Out-of-Context Conversation" Thread.

[Teller]

Alright guys, this is a variation on the Taken Out of Context Thread, and the roast posts I like to do.

Basically, we'll go back through each other's previous posts and build a completely out-of-context conversation out of it. The funnier the timing, and more inappropriate the use of someone's prior response, the better. In typical TOOC fashion, use as much or as little of the poster's comment as you want, but please quote them exactly.

Post in this format:

"poster's_name: Whatever they had to say in a previous, completely unrelated post."

Try to respond, as much as possible, to the poster before you so the whole things flows pretty well. If we hit a dead end, feel free to post a question from another prior post out of the blue. You'll get the idea once we get rolling.

Here we go:


PleaseBlitz: As a male, I am unable to have children. ... Right?

[Teller]

PleaseBlitz: As a male, I am unable to have children. ... Right?

Mass_SkinsFan: If that's the way you feel, fine. It's not the way I do.

[Teller]

Mass_SkinsFan: If that's the way you feel, fine. It's not the way I do.

chomerics: Mass, your "normal" state is a very scary place to be!!! ... I know one thing though, I'll read about it in the globe. :laugh:



(Get the idea? Good, now get to it!) :D

[skinfan2k]

PleaseBlitz: As a male, I am unable to have children. ... Right?


Yippee Kay Yay, mother ****er! I'm there!

[Teller]

PleaseBlitz: As a male, I am unable to have children. ... Right?


TK: Reach down and grab 'em.

[PleaseBlitz]

TK: Reach down and grab 'em.


Honorary Hog: Right here lives a haaapy little testicle.

[Teller]

Honorary Hog: Right here lives a haaapy little testicle.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Teller]

Honorary Hog: Right here lives a haaapy little testicle.

PleaseBlitz: Looks good.

[Park City Skins]

honorary_hog: The way I see it, the lower the resolution the better.








Okay. Now you guys alot of posts to beat someone up with. ;)

[Teller]

honorary_hog: The way I see it, the lower the resolution the better.


Park City Skins: **** you.








Oh. I mean ummmmm. ... You're welcome.

[Park City Skins]

Park City Skins: **** you.








Oh. I mean ummmmm. ... You're welcome.




honorary_hog: I've wasted enough of my evening.







I am going to get into trouble here. :paranoid:

[Teller]

honorary_hog: I've wasted enough of my evening.


Park City Skins: oh ****ing well

[Park City Skins]

Park City Skins: oh ****ing well



honorary_hog : "Gollygeewillikers"

[Teller]

honorary_hog : "Gollygeewillikers"


Park City Skins: I'm not in the mood for that **** right now so I'd appreciate it if you knock that **** off


(Who knew PCS was such an angry, bitter soul?) :silly: :cheers:

[zoony]

Park City Skins: I'm not in the mood for that **** right now so I'd appreciate it if you knock that **** off





TK: be nice to one another.
http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=184974

[zoony]

TK: Reach down and grab 'em.



bubba9497: I guess I can find something to with my free time :doh:


http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=184974

[zoony]

Originally Posted by honorary_hog

PleaseBlitz: As a male, I am unable to have children. ... Right?



AlwaysLoyal: nah, not really, but looks pretty cold and sterile.

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=184875

[Teller]

TK: be nice to one another.
http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=184974




Mass_SkinsFan: You know the quickest fix for those issues would be for you to do to me what I'm about to do to you.... utilize your ignore list often and permanently.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[DeanCollins]

Honorary Hog: Right here lives a haaapy little testicle.


zoony:
"But that doesn't mean the ball doesn't still exist.


And for the record, I have been a hardcore..."

[Teller]

TK: Reach down and grab 'em.


G-Prime: I work in back.. I see no smiles.

[zoony]

zoony:
"But that doesn't mean the ball doesn't still exist.


And for the record, I have been a hardcore..."


:laugh: :laugh:

[zoony]

Hey Dean... :finger:


Die Hard: I'm sure you are probably really busy packing away all your medieval leotards and battle gear and pretend to fight for the rights to the hypothetical kingdom and princesses. Say hi to Rapunzal for me.


Dean Collins: that's exactly the reason I quit drinking 17 years ago

[DeanCollins]

Park City Skins: I'm not in the mood for that **** right now so I'd appreciate it if you knock that **** off



honorary_hog: " if what you described is exactly what happened (and I don't have any reason to believe it's not) then your civil rights were BLATANTLY violated in the most disgraceful and shameful"

[Teller]

honorary_hog: " if what you described is exactly what happened (and I don't have any reason to believe it's not) then your civil rights were BLATANTLY violated in the most disgraceful and shameful"

:laugh:

I got DCpwn3d. :doh: :D

[DeanCollins]

Hey Dean... :finger:


Die Hard: I'm sure you are probably really busy packing away all your medieval leotards and battle gear and pretend to fight for the rights to the hypothetical kingdom and princesses. Say hi to Rapunzal for me.


Dean Collins: that's exactly the reason I quit drinking 17 years ago

:laugh::laugh:

the original context was funnier

"if I won the lottery I'd be up to my ass in hookers and blow right now"

[Teller]

Honorary Hog: Right here lives a haaapy little testicle.

Dean Collins: yummy with hot sauce of course.


....



I know someone who did it too often and got poisined by it collecting on the surface of his colon...

:D

[skinfan2k]

i dont think any 1 could find dirt on me!!!

[Teller]

i dont think any 1 could find dirt on me!!!

Who are you?











































:laugh: j/k

:cheers:

[Park City Skins]

zoony:
"But that doesn't mean the ball doesn't still exist.


And for the record, I have been a hardcore..."

skinfan2k : "allow me to introduce myself"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3333949&postcount=48


Careful what you wish for. :)

[skinfan2k]

skinfan2k : "allow me to introduce myself"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3333949&postcount=48


Careful what you wish for. :)


:laugh:..

[DeanCollins]

G-Prime: I work in back.. I see no smiles.

honorary_hog: "Yeah. Speaking of which,.. I got drafted by the Packers. Usually I keep ...demanding a trade... But this time, I'm playing it straight"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3340226&postcount=8

[DeanCollins]

honorary_hog: "Yeah. Speaking of which,.. I got drafted by the Packers. Usually I keep ...demanding a trade... But this time, I'm playing it straight"




Pokerpacker: "i know the feeling. look at how the packers have been doing... this year i've been spared by them... so i don't have to watch"

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3340214#post3340214

[DeanCollins]

Pokerpacker: "i know the feeling. look at how the packers have been doing... this year i've been spared by them... so i don't have to watch"


zoony: "Well hindsight is always 20-20, but I have been beating for years now...and Honestly though I thought [he] had one more left in him. After the game though, I knew we were doomed."

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3340071&postcount=5

[FedExFielder]

Use me use me! lol this thread is great

[Insomniac]

it is a Friday night....

I would be ass deep in blow and hookers right now.




Use me use me! lol this is great


FedEx, you're just sick :silly:

[DeanCollins]

zoony: "Well hindsight is always 20-20, but I have been beating for years now...and Honestly though I thought [he] had one more left in him. After the game though, I knew we were doomed."


FedExFielder: "Use me use me! lol this is great
Wait a minute that doesn't sound fun at all lol"

[Insomniac]

it is a Friday night.....


"Yeah....But this time, I'm playing it straight"


If you started with a small set up, you would likely be able to work it out quite nicely


EA was pretty much right on..... That human element poisons the equation by adding elements of greed, jealousy, laziness, and many other base human instincts that the equation cannot account for. Those unaccounted for elements break the equation down at its base and destroy it rather quickly.


Excuse me?


you have a system of belief, that is intrinsically myopic, flawed and inadequate. It is not a great idea that can't be implemented by flawed people. It's a flawed idea.


I had a problem with alcohol, so I knew I never needed another addiction.


In all seriousness, I would like to see more thinking out of the box


I would be ass deep in blow and hookers right now.


Use me use me! lol this is great


nah looks pretty cold and sterile.


thats pitful to look at


I have been beating [it] for years now...and Honestly though, I thought [he] had one more left in him.



strange conversations always happen on the weekend. :laugh:

[PleaseBlitz]

G-Prime: I work in back.. I see no smiles.


PleaseBlitz: :rotflmao:

[DeanCollins]

Originally Posted by Blighty Skins
" I never used it once for photos I just like the size and shape...:silly:"

[FedExFielder]

FedEx, you're just sick :silly:



:laugh: :laugh: Ohhh that's good stuff

[Insomniac]

:laugh: :laugh: Ohhh that's good stuff

i aim to please........unfortunately for my wife, when i aim to please myself, she usually gets shot in the eye. :D

[zoony]

Damn I'm taking a pounding in this thread. Screw you guys, I'm going home :laugh:

[FedExFielder]

i aim to please........unfortunately for my wife, when i aim to please myself, she usually gets shot in the eye. :D


:laugh: keep the funniness comin

[twenty-eight]

This should be merged with the Zoony's Roast:)


Talk about taking a beating, i guess it makes up for that WEAK roast.


Very funny stuff, guys:laugh:

[Insomniac]

Talk about taking a beating


I have been beating [it] for years now...and Honestly though, I thought [he] had one more left in him.


hot damn, i'm finding multi-functional quotes now :D