The Messiah has been born...(sort of)

[rincewind]

Well, for Komodo Dragons at least...



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16298548/


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16784022/?GT1=8921

[KAOSkins]

Ain't evolution grand? Soon it will be the end of us.;)

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200306/tos-019-the-gorn-captain-prepa/320x240.jpg

Cool article!

[AsburySkinsFan]

Awesome article, that is very cool.


Didn't God do a great job when he created all the creatures of the land and sea.;)








Had to get that in there, you know, it's my job.:silly:

[jrockster21]

Ain't evolution grand? Soon it will be the end of us.;)


:shhh: There is no such thing as evolution! :paranoid:

[KAOSkins]

Awesome article, that is very cool.


Didn't God do a great job when he created all the creatures of the land and sea.;)








Had to get that in there, you know, it's my job.:silly:

:notworthy :cheers:

[rincewind]

Awesome article, that is very cool.


Didn't God do a great job when he created all the creatures of the land and sea.;)



Had to get that in there, you know, it's my job.:silly:



One thing I've always wondered about Christians and immaculate conception -

What would you do if your daughter came to you and said she was pregnant but still a virgin?

[dfitzo53]

Awesome article, that is very cool.


Didn't God do a great job when he created all the creatures of the land and sea.;)
This guy might disagree. :silly:

http://www.drellenrudolph.com/featureanimals/platypus.jpg

[Sisyphus]

Awesome article, that is very cool.


Didn't God do a great job when he created all the creatures of the land and sea.;)

Had to get that in there, you know, it's my job.:silly:

I think not ... from my own weak ankles, bad back, and bad vision ... the severe illness I suffered as a kid from an acute ruptured appendix, my father in-law's fatal cancer, my own father's dementia ... I think God sucks at design of living creatures. :)

[mboyd784]

:shhh: There is no such thing as evolution! :paranoid:

Thats right. No evolution, merely species that Chuck Norris have allowed to survive!

[mboyd784]

http://www.loyno.edu/~chood/lizard.jpg
REPENT NOW!

[Duckus]

One thing I've always wondered about Christians and immaculate conception -

What would you do if your daughter came to you and said she was pregnant but still a virgin?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

This sorta reminds me of the South Park episode "Woodland Critter Christmas". That episode was sooooo funny :laugh: :laugh:

[DCsportsfan53]

One thing I've always wondered about Christians and immaculate conception -

What would you do if your daughter came to you and said she was pregnant but still a virgin?

Indeed an interesting question. Joseph got pwned, he just couldn't accept that the wifey was fooling around and he fell for it. :silly:


I think not ... from my own weak ankles, bad back, and bad vision ... the severe illness I suffered as a kid from an acute ruptured appendix, my father in-law's fatal cancer, my own father's dementia ... I think God sucks at design of living creatures. :)

Sorry to hear all those things happened in your life. You really aren't being intellectualy honest if you exalt all the "great" things God does and then brush off or attritube to other sources all the terrible things that happen in the world. :2cents:

[Sisyphus]

Sorry to hear all those things happened in your life. You really aren't being intellectualy honest if you exalt all the "great" things God does and then brush off or attritube to other sources all the terrible things that happen in the world. :2cents:

Thanks, but sympathy isn't required :). All I have is side effects of wear and tear from too much competitive sport and book learnin'. :D My elderly family members have to succumb to something too eventually.

My point is that our bodies show evidence of clumsy evolution, and none of a designer (at least not a competent one).:D

[Dan T.]

Godzilla says "I'd hit it."

[Destino]

Raptor Jesus is born!!!!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/raptorjesus-36752.jpg

http://lol.bz/old/raptorjesus.com/resurrection.jpg

[AsburySkinsFan]

One thing I've always wondered about Christians and immaculate conception -

What would you do if your daughter came to you and said she was pregnant but still a virgin?

I'd say, "Honey, I love you very much, but God only did that once, and Jesus isn't supposed to come back that way again. Now tell me who it was so I can commit a capital crime." ;)

[AsburySkinsFan]

I think not ... from my own weak ankles, bad back, and bad vision ... the severe illness I suffered as a kid from an acute ruptured appendix, my father in-law's fatal cancer, my own father's dementia ... I think God sucks at design of living creatures. :)

Hey ya can't get 'em all right. ;) BTW, that's a joke so ya'll can put away the tar and feathers.

[Sisyphus]

Hey ya can't get 'em all right. ;) BTW, that's a joke so ya'll can put away the tar and feathers.

A joke to you, perhaps ... but not to many, including school boards in Dover, Kansas etc.:)

And it's not a joke to more than a few posters on this board too who think evolution is a ridiculous concoction of the secular progressives, written solely to deny a literal interpretation of the bible. :doh::laugh:

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

Raptor Jesus is born!!!!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/raptorjesus-36752.jpg




:laugh: :laugh:

"It is now!"

[techboy]

A joke to you, perhaps ... but not to many, including school boards in Dover, Kansas etc.:)

And it's not a joke to more than a few posters on this board too who think evolution is a ridiculous concoction of the secular progressives, written solely to deny a literal interpretation of the bible. :doh::laugh:

I suggest we allow one at least one thread for silliness.

(Edited to add) In other words, if Christians can ignore the fact that the thread is effectively comparing their Lord and Savior (and His mom ;)) to a lizard, perhaps non-Christians can lay off the "fundie" bashing.

You know, because this is funny.

And that's not.

[techboy]

Were either of these lizards anywhere near the "Lazarus duck" (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189090)?

I smell a new religion, and an opportunity. KA-CHING!!!! :D

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Were either of these lizards anywhere near the "Lazarus duck" (http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=189090)?

I smell a new religion, and an opportunity. KA-CHING!!!! :D


Sign me up!!! I want to be a leader........mmmmm, I smell a Scientology rip-off :laugh: