Naked Man Imprisoned For Beating Car With Pigeon

[CandaceM23]

WTF is wrong with people???


SUFFOLK, Va. -- A man who took off his clothes and beat a dead pigeon on a car outside a home in Suffolk, Va., has been sentenced to a year in prison for animal cruelty.

Juan Pablo Lopez, of Virginia Beach, who was 30 years old at the time of the incident last July, was sentenced Monday by a Suffolk judge.

Lopez pleaded guilty last year to burglary, obstruction of justice and animal cruelty. He received no time for the burglary and obstruction charges.

Police said Lopez broke into a home, destroyed birdcages and freed some chickens and pigeons and killed several of them.

When the homeowners pulled into their driveway, police said they saw Lopez come running out naked. They said he bashed a dead bird against the homeowners' car and ran away.

[headexplode]

Daddy, is that you?

[rincewind]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



PCP is a hell of a drug. This wins best thread title of the year... hands down. :laugh:

[Sarge]

Maybe the pidgeon **** on his car

I can't explain the going naked part

[jwpanic]

there's only one explanation for this: pcp

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Definitely PCP.

[GibbsFactor]

Why can't I ever see these things walking down the street??

[Xameil]

Why can't I ever see these things walking down the street??


you want to see a naked guy? :paranoid:

[Sarge]

Why can't I ever see these things walking down the street??

Wasn't the Snickers commercial enough?

[G-Prime]

I hate seeing animals mistreated, but if I saw that I'd crack up.

[CandaceM23]

NBC4 is posting some quality stories ...
I just posted another one about an 85 year old woman and a rabid kitty.

[Stophovr6]

More pigeons should be bludgeoned in this manner.:2cents:

[Midnight Judges]

I have been through Suffolk so this doesn't surprise me all that much.

[Bang]

How do you mistreat a dead pigeon?

~Bang

[Destino]

How do you mistreat a dead pigeon?

~Bang
I was wondering the same thing. I think maybe they just needed to charge this nut with something.

[rincewind]

How do you mistreat a dead pigeon?

~Bang


From the article...


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Police said Lopez broke into a home, destroyed birdcages and freed some chickens and pigeons and killed several of them.

[TorresA]

This wins best thread title of the year... hands down. :laugh:

I 2nd that... made me want to read it

[DoGood28]

What kind of a person keeps such a stupid pet like a pigeon? Is this some new form of a cat lady?

[Henry]

What kind of a person keeps such a stupid pet like a pigeon?

Bert.

Didn't you ever watch Sesame Street? :)

[Midnight Judges]

Mike Tyson likes pigeons.

[jasimpson]

i saw the title of this thread and i broke out laughing

[Drockvb]

I have been through Suffolk so this doesn't surprise me all that much.

LOL. Suffolk is known for producing nuts. (of all kinds) :laugh: