Happy Valentine's Day......

[Mass_SkinsFan]

To all the ES members who DON'T have a significant other to celebrate with today.

This holiday can really be a downer when you don't have a special guy or lady in your life. So I just wanted to make sure somebody said "Happy Valentine's Day" to all the singles out there.


On a positive note for the single guys, just think of all the money you've saved NOT having to buy chocolates, flowers, lingerie, cards, and other things for a lady to throw at you (or to throw out) when the relationship eventually goes down the tubes. :silly:

[CandaceM23]

I'm 100% bitter that I didn't get a personalized Valentine's Day greeting from you ....

Happy Effing Valentines Day Mass!

:silly:

[Enter Apotheosis]

Will you both be my Valentine?

[Mr. S]

at first I was afraid to open the thread, then I saw the thread starter and figured it'd be interesting. Not quite as outlandish from you Mass, and I tend to agree. I pretty much am ignoring that this day is any other day but a Wednesday and that it will be over in 17 hours.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I'm 100% bitter that I didn't get a personalized Valentine's Day greeting from you ....

Happy Effing Valentines Day Mass!

:silly:

Sorry. I sent the package to:

CandaceM23
721 ------- St
Middletown, CT 06457
(my mother's house - Since your profile indicates your address is such)

My mother loved the flowers and chocolates but she wasn't really sure what to do with the lingerie. :silly:

[CandaceM23]

Thank you.
I appreciate it.

I love you Scott. :)

[Enter Apotheosis]

No love for me :(

[Burgold]

I feel like Charlie Brown. I got two empty briefcases to collect all my valentines, but the world's turned really icy and cold today.

Just noticed... never use the initials of Valentines Day as an acronym. It's just wrong and not funny at all.

Happy Valentines Day

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Thank you.
I appreciate it.

You're welcome. I'm just disappointed that I'm not going to get a chance to see you in that corset, thong, and heels I sent to my mom's house. :D


I love you Scott. :)

Love you too, Candace. :flowers: :kiss:

[stwasm]

I "celebrate" the day by wearing black. But, I did wish my Candace a Happy Valentine's Day early because I wanted to be the first to wish her one.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Will you both be my Valentine?



I love you Scott. :)

I call Candace as my Valentine! :silly: And she already told me she loves me too :flowers: :cloud9:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I call Candace as my Valentine! :silly: And she already told me she loves me too :flowers: :cloud9:

Good sir, you have insulted my honor. :mad: I demand satisfaction!! :mad:

A duel MUST be fought for the right to woo Lady Candace. Pistols at 20 paces. With Sabres in reserve. You may choose the time and place. Have your second contact me with the appropriate information. :silly:

[Enter Apotheosis]

A duel MUST be fought for the right to woo Lady Candace. Pistols at 20 paces. With Sabres in reserve. You may choose the time and place. Have your second contact me with the appropriate information. :silly:

The loser gets stuck with blondie.

[Mr. S]

Good sir, you have insulted my honor. :mad: I demand satisfaction!! :mad:

A duel MUST be fought for the right to woo Lady Candace. Pistols at 20 paces. With Sabres in reserve. You may choose the time and place. Have your second contact me with the appropriate information. :silly:

you know Mass, you are showing a sense of humour more often. Keep it going.

[the burgundy and gold]

you know Mass, you are showing a sense of humour more often. Keep it going.


yeah, you've been on a roll lately Mass. :cheers:

[Destino]

Happy VD! :laugh:

It's also turned out to be a snow day, office is closed.... woooo hooooo

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Good sir, you have insulted my honor. :mad: I demand satisfaction!! :mad:

A duel MUST be fought for the right to woo Lady Candace. Pistols at 20 paces. With Sabres in reserve. You may choose the time and place. Have your second contact me with the appropriate information. :silly:

I call Bunker Hill at Sundown.....and we will be fighting with Light Sabres :geek: :laugh:

[pez]

No love for me :(

Greg... I'll be your Valentine!!

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(Just to make Mass feel uncomfortable in here :laugh: )

[Enter Apotheosis]

Greg... I'll be your Valentine!!

:smooch: :kiss: ;)

[Destino]

I call Bunker Hill at Sundown.....and we will be fighting with Light Sabres :geek: :laugh:
I'd pay to see that.

[Xameil]

Greg... I'll be your Valentine!!




Does Huly know? ;)

[CandaceM23]

I bring out the best in MSF.
See fellas, he's a good guy!

And Greg, I do love you.

[Major Harris]

who the **** hacked into mass's account?

candace must really be the bomb.

[GibbsFactor]

Damn Candace, what kinda hold you got on these saps??

[pez]

:smooch: :kiss: ;)

:laugh: :laugh: Easy Now Justin!

On a badnote, I feel bad for all those guys out there sending their gals flowers via FTD, or making reservations to restaurants that they won't be able to make it to. Bad timing for mother nature... Luckily I got some flowers last night for Huly, just in case (Mass its a good investment if you get some :D).

[PleaseBlitz]

You pikers with no G/f's should consider yourselves lucky.

All i want to do today is put in a half-assed day of work, go to the gym, come home and watch TV and screw around on ES.

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, i have to put some elaborate date together to appease the g/f, drop $200 on a gift and flowers (which were to be delivered to her office today, but she got the day off :doh: ), and i just remembered that i still have to go get a card, which is going to be a huge pain in the ass with the icy roads.

And the ****ed up part of it is that if i did all this in say, the middle of May, i'd get TONS of points for it, including but not limited to AT LEAST 2 maybe 3 nights out with the boys with no repurcussions, at least a coupla good :hump:ings, and a whole lot more.

But because of this fake-ass holiday, its expected.

February sucks. Bring on March and its weeks of nothing but college basketball, green beer, and debauchery.

[Destino]

lol PB stop making sense damn it. I'm trying to convince myself this day isn't as stupid as I think it is.

[Major Harris]

pb, get married. in exchange for very little sex, you get to almost skip valentines day.

sign a card, buy some chocolate OR flowers, and go out to eat....which is fun anytime.

[GibbsFactor]

:laugh: :laugh: Easy Now Justin!

On a badnote, I feel bad for all those guys out there sending their gals flowers via FTD, or making reservations to restaurants that they won't be able to make it to. Bad timing for mother nature... Luckily I got some flowers last night for Huly, just in case (Mass its a good investment if you get some :D).

I didn't use FTD but did order a delivery. I'm tracking it by UPS and so far, it's reading as on-time. We shall see.

[pez]

Does Huly know? ;)

Yep... Huly is here and she is in a valentine triangle with HSF and Blondie :laugh:

[PleaseBlitz]

lol PB stop making sense damn it. I'm trying to convince myself this day isn't as stupid as I think it is.


pb, get married. in exchange for very little sex, you get to almost skip valentines day.

sign a card, buy some chocolate OR flowers, and go out to eat....which is fun anytime.

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[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I'd pay to see that.

Uh, I accept Pay-Pal for tickets bought online in advance :D If you wait till the last minute, Candace is selling tickets at $50 to get in.

"MSF is going down. down, down, down" *Cable Guy quote for ya* :laugh:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I call Bunker Hill at Sundown.....and we will be fighting with Light Sabres :geek: :laugh:

Good sir, I believe you haveve severely broken protocol. As the offended party I am allowed to choose the weapons. You as the offending party are allowed to choose the location and time. I am then allowed to choose the terms (first blood, incappacitation, death, etc...). :silly:

Of course you could always just apologize, agree to cease courting the Lady Candace immediately and this would cease to be an issue.

[CandaceM23]

Major, you should know.

Gibbs, I hope to meet you at a tailgate next year so I can show you how badass I am. ;)

I've never had men duel over me before ... this is an interesting Valentines Day. And yes, I will sell tickets at the door for this duel, but I am keeping all $$$ to purchase Valentine's gifts for myself.

:)

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Greg... I'll be your Valentine!!
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(Just to make Mass feel uncomfortable in here :laugh: )

pez, with a wonderful lady like Huly at home, I'm not sure why you'd need Greg on the side, but if that's really what you want to do I have no issues with it. Just be careful. Something tells me Huly is the jealous kind of lady and I'm sure you wouldn't want your boy-toy getting hurt if she were to find out about this arrangement. :silly:

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Of course you could always just apologize, agree to cease courting the Lady Candace immediately and this would cease to be an issue.

NEVER!! :D

I know that one day Candace and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. :laugh: :laugh:

[jbooma]

There is a lot of anti valentines day parties and happening downtown tonight :)

I am done with valentines day, even though I am married it is just a holiday for the chocolate and card companies and restaurants a big conspiracy if you ask me :laugh: :laugh:

[Xameil]

Yep... Huly is here and she is in a valentine triangle with HSF and Blondie :laugh:


:laugh: Springer is on his way.


would that be considered a love pentagon?

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I've never had men duel over me before ... this is an interesting Valentines Day. And yes, I will sell tickets at the door for this duel, but I am keeping all $$$ to purchase Valentine's gifts for myself.

:)

What about MY Valentine's Day duel money? I'm putting my life on the line, and I don't get any benefits in return? ;)

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I bring out the best in MSF.

Candace, something tells me you bring out the best in a lot of the men in your life.


See fellas, he's a good guy!

Hey, be careful who you make comments like that to!! You'll RUIN my reputation. :silly:

[GibbsFactor]

Gibbs, I hope to meet you at a tailgate next year so I can show you how badass I am. ;)




I was already planning on attending a few next year, so your trap may work. However, I shall remain strong!

[Major Harris]

Major, you should know.


:)


one day....

[pez]

pez, with a wonderful lady like Huly at home, I'm not sure why you'd need Greg on the side, but if that's really what you want to do I have no issues with it. Just be careful. Something tells me Huly is the jealous kind of lady and I'm sure you wouldn't want your boy-toy getting hurt if she were to find out about this arrangement. :silly:

Is someone feeding Mass shots of tequila ??? Heactually has a sense of humor today!! :laugh: :laugh:

[Xameil]

Ya know it's a shame that the meaning of Valentines Day has been lost through history, and has become a "Hallmark" holiday. You guys should read up on it. It actually started in Ancient Rome. A couple of varying stories about things, and why it's on Feb. 14th, but interesting nonetheless.

[jbooma]

this is for everyone:

http://ecards.myfuncards.com/myfuncards/Holidays/ValentinesDay/11635/sv_34_05_Valentines_Musical.jhtml

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I've never had men duel over me before ... this is an interesting Valentines Day. And yes, I will sell tickets at the door for this duel, but I am keeping all $$$ to purchase Valentine's gifts for myself.

Interestingly, most of the historical ladies that I've read about who had duels fought over them found the experience to have a dual nature.... On one hand they felt somewhat special in that two men would go so far as to try and kill each other over her. On the other hand, those for whom one of the men was not a husband found their loyalties and rooting interests and wishes very divided. Especially since a proper lady was restrained by her social position from being in attendance at the actual duel. Even if she was the subject of that duel.

[Gallntfox]

The loser gets stuck with blondie.






Oh no he di' int...

[stwasm]

The loser gets stuck with blondie.

That's not a bad consolation prize! :applause:

[Destino]

pb, get married. in exchange for very little sex, you get to almost skip valentines day.

sign a card, buy some chocolate OR flowers, and go out to eat....which is fun anytime.
very little sex?

don't tell me that man, I'm getting married this year! :mad:

[stwasm]

very little sex?

don't tell me that man, I'm getting married this year! :mad:

Don't worry, Destino. She just came to her senses after the fact.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

NEVER!! :D

I know that one day Candace and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. :laugh: :laugh:

I am sure those dreams and delusions will keep you warm inside during the physical and mental recovery from your defeat at my hands, Sir. :D Of course I will allow her to present you with a chaste kiss on the cheek out of respect for your bravery in defeat, but after that I expect you to refrain from further personal interactions with her. :silly:

I have already made preparations for Lady Candace's arrival here at my Manor. Appropriate numbers of ladies-in-waiting, chambermaids and dressers will be at her beck and call at all hours of the day. Her duties as Lady of the Manor will be quite supervisory for the most part. As any proper lady should not be drawn into the petty matters and drudgery of actual manual labor.

[stwasm]

I am sure those dreams and delusions will keep you warm inside during the physical and mental recovery from your defeat at my hands, Sir. :D Of course I will allow her to present you with a chaste kiss on the cheek out of respect for your bravery in defeat, but after that I expect you to refrain from further personal interactions with her. :silly:

I have already made preparations for Lady Candace's arrival here at my Manor. Appropriate numbers of ladies-in-waiting, chambermaids and dressers will be at her beck and call at all hours of the day. Her duties as Lady of the Manor will be quite supervisory for the most part. As any proper lady should not be drawn into the petty matters and drudgery of actual manual labor.

Boys, this is the funniest thing I've ever read. Keep it going! :notworthy :applause:

You guys should be doing all of this with "The Girl is Mine" playing in the background.

[Enter Apotheosis]

Boys, this is the funniest thing I've ever read. Keep it going! :notworthy :applause:

You guys should be doing all of this with "The Girl is Mine" playing in the background.

I gotta hand it to you, you always know just the right way to ruin an atmosphere :silly:

[Xameil]

I gotta hand it to you, you always know just the right way to ruin an atmosphere :silly:


lol someone drank from the httrade today ;)

[stwasm]

I gotta hand it to you, you always know just the right way to ruin an atmosphere :silly:

Coming from you, that has to be a compliment.

[Major Harris]

Don't worry, Destino. She just came to her senses after the fact.


actually, i think it all went down hill when i left an es window open and she looked at pictures of david alan grier hanging out with a bunch of cheerleaders. after vomiting, she was never the same since.

[Enter Apotheosis]

lol someone drank from the httrade today ;)

:chug:

[CandaceM23]

Can't we all play nicely?

I love everyone ... except a few choice members on this board that shall go unnamed.

[stwasm]

actually, i think it all went down hill when i left an es window open and she looked at pictures of david alan grier hanging out with a bunch of cheerleaders. after vomiting, she was never the same since.

Niiiiiiiice. :rolleyes:

[Mr. S]

thanks everyone for an entertaining thread, certainly makes celebrating a Wednesday that much better.

[Xameil]

very little sex?

don't tell me that man, I'm getting married this year! :mad:


No worries man, it all depends on the woman...it's when you have kids is when things start to get interesting ;)

[stwasm]

Can't we all play nicely?

I love everyone ... except a few choice members on this board that shall go unnamed.

I totally agree with that, Candace. Especially the part of the "few chocie members on this board." I love you, too. Please always remember that.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I am sure those dreams and delusions will keep you warm inside during the physical and mental recovery from your defeat at my hands, Sir. :D Of course I will allow her to present you with a chaste kiss on the cheek out of respect for your bravery in defeat, but after that I expect you to refrain from further personal interactions with her. :silly:

I have already made preparations for Lady Candace's arrival here at my Manor. Appropriate numbers of ladies-in-waiting, chambermaids and dressers will be at her beck and call at all hours of the day. Her duties as Lady of the Manor will be quite supervisory for the most part. As any proper lady should not be drawn into the petty matters and drudgery of actual manual labor.


Mass, I must say that fighting you will be a challenge, but I'm prepared. Candace will be mine by Sundown, and the battle will forever be known as " The Battle of Bunker Hill" err....."The Valentine's Day Massacre"......err all the good ones are taken.

Candace will enjoy living at my Manor, she will not have to move a finger because of the hundreds of maids I will have specially trained to suit her needs. She will also have me, so that's a prize in itself ;)

In this corner, weighing in at 185 pounds and standing at 6'5, The Eliminator, The Punisher, The Hitman..... it's skinsfan89!

"Ding Ding" :laugh:

[stwasm]

Mass, I must say that fighting you will be a challenge, but I'm prepared. Candace will be mine by Sundown, and the battle will forever be known as " The Battle of Bunker Hill" err....."The Valentine's Day Massacre"......err all the good ones are taken.

Candace will enjoy living at my Manor, she will not have to move a finger because of the hundreds of maids I will have specially trained to suit her needs. She will also have me, so that's a prize in itself ;)

In this corner, weighing in at 185 pounds and standing at 6'5, The Eliminator, The Punisher, The Hitman..... it's skinsfan89!

"Ding Ding" :laugh:

LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!

Do you think we could get Huly, Blondie or HSF to be the card girl who walks around the ring in between rounds?

[Major Harris]

I totally agree with that, Candace. Especially the part of the "few chocie members on this board." I love you, too. Please always remember that.
are you a part of the dish it out but can't take it crowd?

damn, you really are a prude.


stewie makes dumb joke
major responds with dumb joke
stew gets really mad


there's your haiku candace.

[pez]

I love everybody.... kisses to all... even mass :laugh:
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I am always in a good mood when I know I am getting some :D

[stwasm]

are you a part of the dish it out but can't take it crowd?

damn, you really are a prude.


stewie makes dumb joke
major responds with dumb joke
stew gets really mad


there's your haiku candace.

And you're really paranoid. What makes you think I was referring to you? Someone obviously has a guilty conscious. At least I don't need to resort to name-calling to make a point.

[stwasm]

I love everybody.... kisses to all... even mass :laugh:
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I am always in a good mood when I know I am getting some :D

Okay, that falls under the "Too Much Information" category.

Anyway, Pez, thank you for that. A shout out goes to you, Huly, Blondie, Candace, Skinsfan44 and redskins2redskins.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBBLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!

Do you think we could get Huly, Blondie or HSF to be the card girl who walks around the ring in between rounds?

As a side match, we can have a rematch between Candace and redskinfanatical :laugh:

[Major Harris]

And you're really paranoid. What makes you think I was referring to you? Someone obviously has a guilty conscious. At least I don't need to resort to name-calling to make a point.
nice try. that's real rich. it was obvious who you were referring to.

do me a favor, don simmons, and don't joke with me if you can't take it back.

[Who Del]

Happy Valentines Day from Chris Crocker.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1630334823

[redskinsfanatical]

As a side match, we can have a rematch between Candace and redskinfanatical :laugh:


You can count me OUT of that one......I am hanging low....:cheers:

[CandaceM23]

Whoey,

What the **** was that?

[CandaceM23]

You can count me OUT of that one......I am hanging low....:cheers:


Wait ... I thought that you were abandoning this section of ES. Apparently not.

[Major Harris]

:munchout:

[stwasm]

nice try. that's real rich. it was obvious who you were referring to.

do me a favor, don simmons, and don't joke with me if you can't take it back.

Excuse me, Major. I was NOT referring to you. We've had disagreements, but I was not talking about you. And again, I don't appreciate the name-calling. Maybe you should do me a favor and not bother talking to me.

[redskinsfanatical]

Wait ... I thought that you were abandoning this section of ES. Apparently not.

I did for a few weeks or maybe it was two weeks ???

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Wait ... I thought that you were abandoning this section of ES. Apparently not.

it worked, what a wonderful Valentine's Day :cheers: :movefast:

Mass, when Candace said she loved Scott, she was referring to me ;)

[CandaceM23]

I did for a few weeks or maybe it was two weeks ???


Oh how you were missed....
:rolleyes:

[Who Del]

Thats my baby, Candace. We are spending V-day together. Don't be a hater.

[redskinsfanatical]

Oh how you were missed....
:rolleyes:

Well ty vm :applause:

[Major Harris]

Excuse me, Major. I was NOT referring to you. We've had disagreements, but I was not talking about you. And again, I don't appreciate the name-calling. Maybe you should do me a favor and not bother talking to me.

just don't expect me to not joke back when you fire away. or you could put me on ignore.

i am sorry i called you a prude. well, sort of.

[CandaceM23]

Absolutely. It's such an honor to have you back.
I'm sure that ES is THRILLED by your presence.

Hehehehe

C

[redskinsfanatical]

Absolutely. It's such an honor to have you back.
I'm sure that ES is THRILLED by your presence.

Hehehehe

C

I think you are right :):cheers:

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Thats my baby, Candace. We are spending V-day together. Don't be a hater.

Are we going to make this a 3-way duel? I don't think you want any of this. Candace belongs to me, ain't that right Candace? ;) :laugh:

[Major Harris]

sf89, you're my boy.....but i've got my money on mass in a weapons duel.

[CandaceM23]

I think you are right :):cheers:


If you only knew ...
:puke:

[Who Del]

Are we going to make this a 3-way duel? I don't think you want any of this. Candace belongs to me, ain't that right Candace? ;) :laugh:

You can have Candace. I was referring to the incredibly gay guy I posted a video of.

[stwasm]

just don't expect me to not joke back when you fire away. or you could put me on ignore.

i am sorry i called you a prude. well, sort of.

I may have joked with you. But, I never called you out of your name, and you did that to me four times. You also accused me of something I did not do and, after my first denial, you unnecessarily go off on me. If my comment about your wife "coming to her senses after the fact" upset, insulted or embarrassed you, then I'm sorry I did that. Maybe I crossed the line with that crack, but we could have avoided all of this if you had just said that in the beginning. I shouldn't have gone there and I'm sorry I did.

[redskinsfanatical]

If you only knew ...
:puke:

Its okay if you feel that way I will click ignore on your name and you can do the same if you like.

:)

M

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

sf89, you're my boy.....but i've got my money on mass in a weapons duel.

Weapons? I've got two tickets to the gun show tonight for me and Candace :laugh: I guess you didn't hear me counting, I was up to 1000, just be careful of my guns, they'll get ya. :laugh:

[CandaceM23]

Its okay if you feel that way I will click ignore on your name and you can do the same if you like.

:)

M

Oh darn ... I've been threatened with the dreaded IGNORE.
You probably should choose to ignore all of my comments as your ES experience would probably be much more enjoyable. I don't have anything really nice to say to you. :)

[Major Harris]

I may have joked with you. But, I never called you out of your name, and you did that to me four times. You also accused me of something I did not do and, after my first denial, you unnecessarily go off on me. If my comment about your wife "coming to her senses after the fact" upset, insulted or embarrassed you, then I'm sorry I did that. Maybe I crossed the line with that crack, but we could have avoided all of this if you had just said that in the beginning. I shouldn't have gone there and I'm sorry I did.


dude, is calling you david alan grier that bad? have you heard it before?

i didn't "go off" on you, i shot back. sorry you can't take that. your joke didn't upset or embarass me, it just made want to get you back.

[Major Harris]

Weapons? I've got two tickets to the gun show tonight for me and Candace :laugh: I guess you didn't hear me counting, I was up to 1000, just be careful of my guns, they'll get ya. :laugh:
you need rams and cats. give up the guns, just launch some catapults.

[zoony]

Wow, this is like a free-for-all Cage Match. And in a V-Day thread no less. Sweeeet!

:munchout:

[SackMachine]

Now this is what I call Valentines day.
By the looks of things, somebody is really going to get shot with an arrow by the end of the day.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

you need rams and cats. give up the guns, just launch some catapults.

forget rams and cats, I'm going to noble his Manor :laugh:

[Major Harris]

forget rams and cats, I'm going to noble his Manor :laugh:

you need help w/ noble taps?

[stwasm]

dude, is calling you david alan grier that bad? have you heard it before?

i didn't "go off" on you, i shot back. sorry you can't take that. your joke didn't upset or embarass me, it just made want to get you back.

And I'm sorry you feel the need to call me names (prude, etc.) to "get me back" when all you had to do was say, "That wasn't cool." I would have accepted that and I would have apologized immediately.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

you need help w/ noble taps?

yeah, I only have 2 nobles right now, so if you could send 2 to hit his Manor by 21:22 servertime, that would help. I sent two major clearing attacks so I should get it. :laugh:

[Major Harris]

And I'm sorry you feel the need to call me names (prude, etc.) to "get me back" when all you had to do was say, "That wasn't cool." I would have accepted that and I would have apologized immediately.


the prude came later. i'm still wondering who you were referring to when you said people needed to play nice.

but here is my first reply:

actually, i think it all went down hill when i left an es window open and she looked at pictures of david alan grier hanging out with a bunch of cheerleaders. after vomiting, she was never the same since.


that elicited the following response from you:


nice:rolleyes:

followed by your claim that people needed to play nice.

now, was my first resonse to you that bad? you didn't answer that part, as you seem to be stuck on the prude part, for which i apologized.

[zoony]

Would you guys take the :geek: :geek: talk to another thread?

You're ruining a perfectly good cage match.

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[Major Harris]

yeah, I only have 2 nobles right now, so if you could send 2 to hit his Manor by 21:22 servertime, that would help. I sent two major clearing attacks so I should get it. :laugh:
ok. no problem. but i need some clay if you could help me out.

[Major Harris]

Would you guys take the :geek: :geek: talk to another thread?

You're ruining a perfectly good cage match.

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oh, this ***** wants some too?

[zoony]

oh, this ***** wants some too?


That's what I said about your sister after I got done with your mom :nutkick:

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[CandaceM23]

Zoony - sorry ... I think that she put me on ignore .... No more cage match today.

This thread title needs to be changed ...

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Would you guys take the :geek: :geek: talk to another thread?

You're ruining a perfectly good cage match.

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Candace likes my :geek: talk. Did you know she can speak Klingon? :laugh:

[rincewind]

http://home.satx.rr.com/gregron/StupidThread.jpg

[Major Harris]

That's what I said about your sister after I got done with your mom :nutkick:

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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/dviands/farrell.jpg

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Mass, I must say that fighting you will be a challenge, but I'm prepared. Candace will be mine by Sundown, and the battle will forever be known as " The Battle of Bunker Hill" err....."The Valentine's Day Massacre"......err all the good ones are taken.

It will be an honor to face you on the field, SKINSFAN. Great will be the wordfame spoken of this battle. The bards and singers will tell the story of this night's combat for ages to come. The sagas of heroes will have a new chapter added to their number this day.


Candace will enjoy living at my Manor, she will not have to move a finger because of the hundreds of maids I will have specially trained to suit her needs. She will also have me, so that's a prize in itself ;)

I only hope that you or your next of kin shall be able to reclaim what you have paid for these preparations, for they have been mere vanity taken too far. Maybe I will even be kind enough to employ these specially trained ladies when you have no more need for them. I also need remind you that a lady with nothing to do becomes restless. Giving her duties as Seneschal of my Manor will allow her mind to stay sharp while allowing her time to persue her own interests.


In this corner, weighing in at 185 pounds and standing at 6'5, The Eliminator, The Punisher, The Hitman..... it's skinsfan89!

Mi'Lords and Ladies, pray attend... Now entering this list, bearing the arms... Vert, an Eagle Displayed Argent, and on a chief embattled Argent, a Sword point to fesswise Vert.... awarded to him by their Graces Balfar and Luna on the Fifth day of the First month of the thirty-ninth year of this Great Eastern Realm, know in the common counting as 2004... Warrior of the Eastern Realm, Member and Seargant of the Great Northern Army, Commander and Marshal of Siege Companies, Friend of the Royalty of the Sovereign Realm of An Tir, Founding Member of House Gondamme, Defender of Chivalry and Right.... standing a mere five feet and six inches and weighing one-hundred and eighty pounds.... from the Shire of Quintavia in the Kingdom of the East.... Lord Haraldr Orn

[Gallntfox]

Zoony - sorry ... I think that she put me on ignore .... No more cage match today...


Will someone please PM me and tell me when it's safe to take Candace off of ignore? ;)

[GibbsFactor]

Wow, this is like a free-for-all Cage Match. And in a V-Day thread no less. Sweeeet!

:munchout:

My thoughts exactly.

[zoony]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/dviands/farrell.jpg



touche'


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[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I also need remind you that a lady with nothing to do becomes restless. Giving her duties as Seneschal of my Manor will allow her mind to stay sharp while allowing her time to persue her own interests.



Don't worry, Candace will have LOTS to do ;)

[stwasm]

the prude came later. i'm still wondering who you were referring to when you said people needed to play nice.

but here is my first reply:



that elicited the following response from you:



followed by your claim that people needed to play nice.

now, was my first resonse to you that bad? you didn't answer that part, as you seem to be stuck on the prude part, for which i apologized.

When I said, "nice," I was referring to your "David Alan Grier" statement, not calling for people to be nice. I took your statement as an obvious swipe to my having lots of pictures with cheerleaders -- something that you've been doing with increasingly regularity, I might add. As for your "alleged" apology, you said:


i am sorry i called you a prude. well, sort of.

That's not an apology. And, again, I wasn't referring to you in my response to Candace.

Major, we've wasted five pages bickering with and insulting each other in a thread that was started about Valentine's Day. This whole thing has gone past ridiculous. I'm sorry I made the crack about your wife. But, in the future, instead of plotting revenge on me, just say I crossed a line and I'll retract the statement immediately.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Major, we've wasted five pages bickering with and insulting each other in a thread that was started about Valentine's Day. This whole thing has gone past ridiculous. I'm sorry I made the crack about your wife. But, in the future, instead of plotting revenge on me, just say I crossed a line and I'll retract the statement immediately.


Come on everybody, GROUP HUG! :grouphug:

[stwasm]

Come on everybody, GROUP HUG! :wave: :grouphug:

Believe me, I want peace and I never intended this thing to escalate the way it did. Everyone out there, I'm sorry this thread degenerated the way it did. I made an inappropriate comment and it snowballed from there. So, I accept responsibility in all of that.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Don't worry, Candace will have LOTS to do ;)

I was refering to a mental challenge, Sir. Any strumpet or town-girl can be taught to meet a man's physical needs. It is a special Lady who can be trusted to keep her Lord's estate in order while He deals with other matters.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I was refering to a mental challenge, Sir. Any strumpet or town-girl can be taught to meet a man's physical needs. It is a special Lady who can be trusted to keep her Lord's estate in order while He deals with other matters.

Exactly, what did you think I meant? :D

[rincewind]

Believe me, I want peace and I never intended this thing to escalate the way it did. Everyone out there, I'm sorry this thread degenerated the way it did. I made an inappropriate comment and it snowballed from there. So, I accept responsibility in all of that.




Don't worry about it. Major's just a little upset because his goat left him and zoony keeps :hump:ing his mom in the back of his rusted out pickup that's on blocks in his front yard. :cool:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Exactly, what did you think I meant? :D

Mi'Lord, I once was your age and I know that it is your codpiece rather than your helm that protects the head you use the most often. Especially when a fair Lady of the realm is the topic of the conversation.

[Major Harris]

I took your statement as an obvious swipe to my having lots of pictures with cheerleaders -- something that you've been doing with increasingly regularity, I might add.

can you link me to a post or two where i have mentioned that? i've seen it mentioned by several other posters, but i don't remember doing it.


I'm sorry I made the crack about your wife. But, in the future, instead of plotting revenge on me, just say I crossed a line and I'll retract the statement immediately.

that's the thing, i didn't think you crossed a line. i replied w/ david alan grier, which you still dance around the question: is that so bad? have you heard it before?

okay, okay:
:grouphug:

[Mr. S]

Exactly, what did you think I meant? :D

boo, I need as much fighting as can last me another hour at work, keep it coming guys and girls, though the girls fight looks to be over before it started :mad:

[Major Harris]

Don't worry about it. Major's just a little upset because his goat left him and zoony keeps :hump:ing his mom in the back of his rusted out pickup that's on blocks in his front yard. :cool:

i'm just mad that you didn't pay for that goat and his services when you took him like a thief in the night. ***** ass.

[stwasm]

can you link me to a post or two where i have mentioned that? i've seen it mentioned by several other posters, but i don't remember doing it.



that's the thing, i didn't think you crossed a line. i replied w/ david alan grier, which you still dance around the question: is that so bad? have you heard it before?

okay, okay:
:grouphug:

Given that the comments about my photos have increased, I probably had a reaction to that more than anything else. As for the "David Alan Grier" statement, the only thing I know about him is that he was a comic from "In Living Color." Frankly, I didn't know how to take that and I found it strange you would refer to me with his name.

[rincewind]

i'm just mad that you didn't pay for that goat and his services when you took him like a thief in the night. ***** ass.


No smilie? :nono:

[redskins2redskins]

I just wanted to say Happy Valentine's Day to EVERYONE........including the ones who may have their claws or fangs out.;) :D :silly:

Thanks for the call out stwasm that was nice of you,right back at ya.:)

[Major Harris]

Given that the comments about my photos have increased, I probably had a reaction to that more than anything else.


apology accepted. :)

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Mi'Lord, I once was your age and I know that it is your codpiece rather than your helm that protects the head you use the most often. Especially when a fair Lady of the realm is the topic of the conversation.


That fair Lady will be mine in a few hours, so you best be practicing your dueling skills, Bunker Hill is a tricky place to be dueling, that's why I chose it.

"The match tonight features a proven dueler in MSF, and an up and coming youngster that wears his heart on his sleeve. MSF has the experience factor, but skinsfan89 has the height factor, let's see how this shakes up tonight, Bob. Thanks Tim, the two duelers are dueling over the rights to the fairest of the fair, Lady Candace, who will side with the victor of the duel."

[chomerics]

This thread sux without pictures :redpunch:

[rincewind]

This thread sux without pictures :redpunch:



Here ya go:


http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/aaron-boone-home-run-2003.jpg

[Mass_SkinsFan]

That fair Lady will be mine in a few hours, so you best be practicing your dueling skills, Bunker Hill is a tricky place to be dueling, that's why I chose it.

Hubrus is the enemy of the Warrior. It always has been, young fighter. For was is not Goliath who, faced with a smaller opponent in the boy David did not bear his full armor to the field, or take his opponent seriously enough, and did David not slay Goliath, eventually using the giant's own sword to remove his head. I would suggest that one win the bout before proclaiming your wordfame and taking your prize, young one.


"The match tonight features a proven dueler in MSF, and an up and coming youngster that wears his heart on his sleeve. MSF has the experience factor, but skinsfan89 has the height factor, let's see how this shakes up tonight, Bob. Thanks Tim, the two duelers are dueling over the rights to the fairest of the fair, Lady Candace, who will side with the victor of the duel."

Be cautious... wearing ones heart on ones sleeve makes it an easy target, both physically and metaphorically. Height is not so much of a factor in this sort of fight as you might believe, young Lord. Experience is much more useful. Especially when much of that experience is fighting taller opponents.

Lady Candace and I shall mourn your passing, young Lord. We shall ensure your are buried with all the proper honors and ceremonies suitable to your valour and determination. Your name shall be one of honor in my hall for all the days that it is mine to rule.

[turtle]

this is too funny. where's candace in all of this?

[chomerics]

Here ya go:


http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/aaron-boone-home-run-2003.jpg

Well, seeing how you went there, I can't pass up this opportunity. . .

http://njctech.com/njc/pub/sox/ArodPursePink.jpg

I think my picture is a bit sweeter, because of course, as you know, the Yankees choked historically. . . And it was worth 86 years of waiting :laugh:

[CandaceM23]

Sorry, I've been sleeping. I've got a bad sinus headache that won't go away.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Sorry, I've been sleeping. I've got a bad sinus headache that won't go away.

Mi'Lady, I shall have my Chiurgeon sent over immediately. He will be at your disposal in whatever manner you need.

I trust that he will have you in good health and better spirits in time to watch me thrash this young whelp and pretender for your affections.

On a more serious note: Hope you're feeling better. XOXO

[jbooma]

I love everybody.... kisses to all... even mass :laugh:
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I am always in a good mood when I know I am getting some :D

yep when you are married you can look forward to certain days

bdays, anniversaries and of course vday :laugh: :laugh:

[Burgold]

Methinks these boys do both play with dull swords that are dull from disuse, but be wary m'lady of the honeyed tongue that offers succor, but hides within it a hornet's nest. These jousters seem to think much of their swords, but more of the hurts and pricks they can mount upon the other.

Mass, I applaud your use of language in this thread. Most excellently done.

[pez]

Methinks these boys do both play with dull swords that are dull from disuse, but be wary m'lady of the honeyed tongue that offers succor, but hides within it a hornet's nest. These jousters seem to think much of their swords, but more of the hurts and pricks they can mount upon the other.

Mass, I applaud your use of language in this thread. Most excellently done.

Or in the language of my generation: "You steppin', punk?!!" :laugh: :laugh:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Methinks these boys do both play with dull swords that are dull from disuse, but be wary m'lady of the honeyed tongue that offers succor, but hides within it a hornet's nest. These jousters seem to think much of their swords, but more of the hurts and pricks they can mount upon the other.

Mi'Lord, the swords of the tongue and wit may be the sharpest of all, even though they never find the grinding stone. It would be wise for any lady to beware of the honeyed tongue that speaks of things the body cannot possibly provide. Lady Candace and I are well acquainted and I am quite sure she knows my willingness to stand at her aid or defend her honour on but a moment's notice and at the price of my life if it were to be required. Yet this interloper, this pretender to Lady Candace's affections hath chosen to assume HE and ne're I would be the choice of her heart.

Yet, upon the retreat of the golden orb from the Heavens this very eventide, did I find myself ALONE upon the field that he had chosen and appointed to settle this matter. Ne'er did he appear to make good on his boasts and braggings; and so I must consider this matter settled in my favor. The good Lady Candace shall now be wooed and courted by myself and none other, until she should consent to join me, as Providence itself has ordained.


Mass, I applaud your use of language in this thread. Most excellently done.

My thanks and gratitude for your kind words, sir. I find so rarely the opportunity to put such words to print that it is a fine challenge to do so when I can. Though something hath vexed me.... I was of the belief that my heraldic introduction from some pages back would draw more interest and comment than it hath, for there are words and concepts contained therein that the common lord or lady of today must be highly mystified by. Yet none have come forward to question or request clarification of such phrases.

[Mooka]

err yea.

Woke up at 4am this morning because I was opening, we were short-staffed and PACKED. The other opener was 30mins late and our manager was also 30 mins late. Then I got to go straight to school, went to my classes and took a programming exam that was mad hard.

Bleh, screw Valentines day... :mad:



Happy Valentines Day to everyone else though! :)

[Huly]

pez, with a wonderful lady like Huly at home, I'm not sure why you'd need Greg on the side, but if that's really what you want to do I have no issues with it. Just be careful. Something tells me Huly is the jealous kind of lady and I'm sure you wouldn't want your boy-toy getting hurt if she were to find out about this arrangement. :silly:

:ladiesman Thanks MSF! I do not mind as I have a trio of my own and I am hoping Kansas will join my trio of me, HSF, and Blondie! :D That would be awesome! And boys back off Kansas as she is MINE! :silly:

[Huly]

Oh and happy VDAY Everyone!

[Burgold]

My thanks and gratitude for your kind words, sir. I find so rarely the opportunity to put such words to print that it is a fine challenge to do so when I can. Though something hath vexed me.... I was of the belief that my heraldic introduction from some pages back would draw more interest and comment than it hath, for there are words and concepts contained therein that the common lord or lady of today must be highly mystified by. Yet none have come forward to question or request clarification of such phrases.

Many wouldst walk in fog for the span of a life lest they be seen as ignorant or a fool. These be frightened of enlightenment, nay they are frightened to appear as fools though a fear of foolishness often is the key to earning that very station in life.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Yet, upon the retreat of the golden orb from the Heavens this very eventide, did I find myself ALONE upon the field that he had chosen and appointed to settle this matter. Ne'er did he appear to make good on his boasts and braggings; and so I must consider this matter settled in my favor. The good Lady Candace shall now be wooed and courted by myself and none other, until she should consent to join me, as Providence itself has ordained.


I'm right here MSF, I said Sundown, and it's Sundown now.....ohhh, you were on Reed's Hill, no wonder, I thought you weren't going to show. :laugh:

Be prepared, for this battle will last until all hours of the night for the hand of the Princess. I have prepared long and hard for this battle because I had been foretold of this in a vision. The vision also showed me being victorious and riding off into the sunset with the fair Maiden on my steed.

The time has come MSF, are you ready?

*Rocky Music*

[Burgold]

Rocky Music? Nah... maybe Chariots of Fire or something from Excalibur. The song Guinevere from Camelot would be pretty cool actually. It's about Lancelot's desperate ride to save Gwen from Mordred or Morgan... It's been a while since I have heard it.

[GibbsFactor]

Well, my company just gave me a great Valentine's present!!

I just got a major promotion to Regional IS Manager! :cheers:

I'm in the money! I'm in the money!!

[Burgold]

I just got a major promotion to Regional IS Manager! :cheers:

I'm in the money! I'm in the money!!

Congrats!!! :2cents: :cheers:

[Enter Apotheosis]

:ladiesman Thanks MSF! I do not mind as I have a trio of my own and I am hoping Kansas will join my trio of me, HSF, and Blondie! :D That would be awesome! And boys back off Kansas as she is MINE! :silly:

Candace must be informed immediately. She will be thrilled, no doubt.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

:ladiesman Thanks MSF! I do not mind as I have a trio of my own and I am hoping Kansas will join my trio of me, HSF, and Blondie! :D That would be awesome! And boys back off Kansas as she is MINE! :silly:

pez, get the video camera ready :D :laugh:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I'm right here MSF, I said Sundown, and it's Sundown now.....ohhh, you were on Reed's Hill, no wonder, I thought you weren't going to show. :laugh:

Be prepared, for this battle will last until all hours of the night for the hand of the Princess. I have prepared long and hard for this battle because I had been foretold of this in a vision. The vision also showed me being victorious and riding off into the sunset with the fair Maiden on my steed.

The time has come MSF, are you ready?

*Rocky Music*

Mi'Lord, unfortunately this fued will have to be foresworn for the time being, as I have retired to my hall for the evening and only the most grave of circumstances will rouse me from the warmth of the hearth and the fullness of my belly. The fates have looked kindly upon you in their weaving this day that we were not able to meet upon the field of battle. Consider it a lesson to take to heart in the future. The magnificent Lady Candace will have to choose her own suitor(s) now. I trust in Providence and Fate to make her heart mine.


(On a serious note.... many of us who participate in the medieval combat thing do use music to get pumped up before a tournament. I've heard "Eye of the Tiger" more times than I care to admit to in those occassions among an extensive litany of music that people use for the purpose)

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Many wouldst walk in fog for the span of a life lest they be seen as ignorant or a fool. These be frightened of enlightenment, nay they are frightened to appear as fools though a fear of foolishness often is the key to earning that very station in life.

Your words strike with the precision on an archers bolt, Mi'Lord. Though I still find interest in the fact that even with the inclusion of a visual representation of my heraldry in the post, none have chosen to comment on it. More is their loss.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Mi'Lord, unfortunately this fued will have to be foresworn for the time being, as I have retired to my hall for the evening and only the most grave of circumstances will rouse me from the warmth of the hearth and the fullness of my belly. The fates have looked kindly upon you in their weaving this day that we were not able to meet upon the field of battle. Consider it a lesson to take to heart in the future. The magnificent Lady Candace will have to choose her own suitor(s) now. I trust in Providence and Fate to make her heart mine.


(On a serious note.... many of us who participate in the medieval combat thing do use music to get pumped up before a tournament. I've heard "Eye of the Tiger" more times than I care to admit to in those occassions among an extensive litany of music that people use for the purpose)

I agree, we must put this off for another day, no use fighting in all the ice.

Mi'Lady Candace, will you be my Valentine? :D .......and go with me to Red Lobster for the all you can eat Seafood special going on right now? :laugh:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I agree, we must put this off for another day, no use fighting in all the ice.

There WILL be another day, SKINSFAN. The fates will see to that. Our destinies are tied together and cannot be separated by any man or God. But do not cast the die of your luck on the weather, Mi'Lord.

I have taken the field in weather that would keep any sane warrior in his camp. I have laid my enemies low in heat so extreme you could fry lard on my helm and where our commanders ORDERED us to drink fluids and allow the water-bearers to drench our armor in water between every bout. I have stormed fortifications in rain so severe that I could not see my brothers in arms before me in formation. I have fought in woods during rains so excessive that the water rolled across the ground as if we were standing in a river. I have charged an enemy where the only way to find him through the fog was to see his silouette during the flashes of lightning. Do not believe for a moment that mother nature will protect you from me or from your fate. :D

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Just here to certify that this thread has been "Masshacked." Welcome to the club Mr. Thread.

[Major Harris]

Just here to certify that this thread has been "Masshacked." Welcome to the club Mr. Thread.

dude, mass was cool in this thread. he actually displayed traits common to man.

[CandaceM23]

Exactly Major ...
Mass was very good yesterday and had everyone entertained.

And ...
He hijacked his own thread ... thats acceptable. :)

[Xameil]

I love everybody.... kisses to all... even mass :laugh:
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getting it from EA doesn't count Pez ;)