Horrible things witnessed at WalMart

[Predicto]

Warning - strong language, disgusting content.


also Funny as heck


http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/disgusting-sights-walmart.php?page=1

[Coooleeey]

I can't believe I read every page :D

[TheDoyler23]

The best story was the Sun Chips one. *Shudder*

I have never been to a Walmart that was properly maintained. I know retail stores get dirty at times, and merchandise can be strewn around (Mostly at the fault of crappy customers), but I was in one the other day and must have counted 10 OPEN drinks on the shelves. That is just nasty.

If you like to read about the worst of society, or work in retail/service, checkout www.customerssuck.com . Great message board.

[Destino]

I read every page too. :doh:

the old man making a crap hat out of the bag of chip was the worst.

[zoony]

The best story was the Sun Chips one. *Shudder*

I have never been to a Walmart that was properly maintained. I know retail stores get dirty at times, and merchandise can be strewn around (Mostly at the fault of crappy customers), but I was in one the other day and must have counted 10 OPEN drinks on the shelves. That is just nasty.

If you like to read about the worst of society, or work in retail/service, checkout www.customerssuck.com . Great message board.



Notice how they take care of things like their parking lot and entrance. Cigarette butts and chewing gum from hell to breakfast. Trash blowing around. It NEVER gets cleaned.


Wal Mart will need to make a real effort to clean itself up over the next few years... it is going to be the end for them.

[zoony]

BTW... you guys need to post these stories you're talking about... some of us have to go pick up dinner and don't have time to read the entire site :mad:

[dfitzo53]

Cigarette butts and chewing gum from hell to breakfast.
I'd like to consider myself a smart guy, but I have no idea what this sentence means.

[Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers]

never been to a wal mart before, now i never will

[CandaceM23]

Holy crap. Some of these stories are hilarious!!!

[boysetsfire]

Some of those stories are sick. It reminds me of this one time I went there to look for some audio cables and this large man who was in the electronics section as well let out a silent but vile fart. I seriously felt like throwing up right there. Dude just walked around like it was nothing.

[zoony]

I'd like to consider myself a smart guy, but I have no idea what this sentence means.



hell to breakfast = scattered everywhere, i.e. a great big mess.

[WVUforREDSKINS]

never been to a wal mart before, now i never will


They just put a super wal mart in near the hollywood theaters, my friend. If you've never been to wal mart you should go. Especially here in WV, you will see some mighty interesting characters.


But seriously, I do try to avoid wal mart most of the time. I kinda feel uncomfortable in there. I look around and just think "how do you let yourself get like that???"

[zoony]

The second time I was visiting a friend at her farmhouse in rural Oklahoma and needed to grab a toothbrush and some toothpaste, as I'd forgotten mine. I rolled up to a 24-hour Walmart at about midnight and it was like stepping into the movie Jacob's Ladder.

:rotflmao:



Although after reading most of those stories, I call BS on about 75% of them.

[Major Harris]

\. Especially here in WV, you will see some mighty interesting characters.

please take WVU out of your screenname. put jackass or something.

[Predicto]

:rotflmao:



Although after reading most of those stories, I call BS on about 75% of them.


25 percent is still pretty scary :laugh:

I was in a Toys-R-Us where someone "painted the bathroom walls brown." I could not believe it. I went and told a manager, and he just sighed and said "not again...."

Apparently it was some kid they had busted for shoplifting, and he got revenge like that. More than once. :(

[zoony]

please take WVU out of your screenname. put jackass or something.


:laugh: don't sugar coat it :)

[dfitzo53]

hell to breakfast = scattered everywhere, i.e. a great big mess.
....

[zoony]

25 percent is still pretty scary :laugh:

I was in a Toys-R-Us where someone "painted the bathroom walls brown." I could not believe it. I went and told a manager, and he just sighed and said "not again...."

Apparently it was some kid they had busted for shoplifting, and he got revenge like that. More than once. :(


That happened at a Sporting Goods store I worked at when I was a teenager. Somebody went into the mens bathroom and sprayed doo doo everywhere... all over the sinks, in each stall... all over the floor, ceiling, walls... the store manager actually called a plumber... they thought a pipe had blown up.

Anyways, they had to hire an outside company to come in and clean it. Where in the hell do these people come from?

[zoony]

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your .... lack pizazz. work on it.

[skinsfan07]

This sunchips one (below) is HILARIOUS!!!! OMG! RAWFL!


I've always made it a point to try not to shop in Wal-Mart. The place has always seemed filthy to me.


One year, however, around 2001 or so, my sister gave me a DVD I already had for my birthday, so I had to return it and exchange it for something else. Much to my chagrin, she bought it at Wal-Mart. One of my good buddies in college was a pretty hardcore toy collector and he hit the local 24-hour Walmart once or twice a week, usually at like 10pm. So I went with him one evening to exchange the DVD.


I got in line behind a frail-looking old guy in a backwards Postal Service baseball cap, wearing ill-fitting denim shirt and some loose slacks. He was gripping a sealed bag of French Onion Sunchips.


They would not taste like French Onion for much longer.


He shambled up to the poor customer service lady - a slightly pudgy 30-something woman who looked like she knew her life was a mistake - and dropped the Sunchips on the counter.


"I'm returning these chips!" he said, louder than necessary.
"Okay, do you have a receipt?" she said.
"**** no I don't have no receipt!" he snarled. "You expect me to have a ****in' receipt? I bought these ****in' chips here and I ain't got no ****in' use for 'em so ****in' take 'em back you stupid *****!"


I took a step back, cautiously watching the scenario unfold, ready to run if this guy pulled out a pistol and started waving it around in protest against Wal-Mart's terribly unfair Sunchips return policy.


"Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to call security and have you remo..." The old man cut her off.
"Listen to me you dumb ****, you better gimme my ****in' money for these goddamn chips or I will smack that ****in' sneer off your fat face, you ****in' pig!"


Wow. He was serious! Where was this going?


Tragedy.


The customer service lady grabbed the phone on the desk and began dialling, but not before the old man shouted a few more "****!"s, snatched the chips off the counter and started undoing his slacks.


OH GOD. NO.


I wanted to leave, so I started edging away, my eyes inexorably drawn to what the crazy old git was doing.


He undid his slacks and let them drop to the floor as the woman talked louder into the phone; popping the bag of chips open, he squatted and held the bag with both hands under his wrinkled old butt. He suddenly got a gigantic grin on his face, his tobacco-stained teeth lending an even bigger "**** you!" to the whole thing, and began ****ting right into the bag of chips.


My jaw dropped and I started moving away faster, glancing over as I headed for the exit. Just as I walked out, I saw him throw the ****-filled bag of Sunchips over the head of the customer service lady.


For the life of me I just can't imagine something like that happening at a Target, and as much as it shocked me to see it, if it was going to happen anywhere, it seemed like it would happen at a Wal-Mart.

[dfitzo53]

your .... lack pizazz. work on it.
:laugh:

It didn't come out the way I wanted.

[Blondie]

I do not go to Wal Mart in Dallas or the metro areas.

The super Wal Marts in the rural areas are rarely dirty.....and I go to Wal Marts in every little town all around me.

I have never seen anything remotely like what was written here. I am probably in Wal Mart at least once a week. I even shop at Wal Mart for items for my teachers to use in their classrooms.

Hollering kids is the closest I have ever seen to any nastiness......and a dirty diaper in the parking lot.

[HokieJamie]

Those stories reminded me why I am a Target shopper.

[skinsfan07]

Those stories reminded me why I am a Target shopper.

:laugh: So true! It's cleaner, better organized and not packed to capacity all the damn time.

[Enter Apotheosis]

I kinda wish I hadn't read all 8 pages of that.

[IONTOP]

Anyways, they had to hire an outside company to come in and clean it. Where in the hell do these people come from?

Seriously... Where were these guys during career day in elementary school?

Tommy what does your dad do?

He cleans crap off of bathroom walls! So the next time you're in a public restroom, crap on the walls so my dad can feed us...

[Enter Apotheosis]

Seriously... Where were these guys during career day in elementary school?

Tommy what does your dad do?

He cleans crap off of bathroom walls! So the next time you're in a public restroom, crap on the walls so my dad can feed us...

I can guarantee you Hazmat guys have pretty damn interesting lives :silly: :laugh:

[GoSkinsGo]

I went to school in Elkins, WV.

We had a Wal Mart right next to a K-Mart. By the end of my freshman year I refused to ever step into a Wal Mart ever again. For I too have seen the travesty that is Wal Mart.

I've never had the pleasure of watching someone crap their pants but I did see several 300-400lb ladies in clothes designed for someone several 100lbs lighter. I've seen these larger women and men riding on the mart cart. My buddy Stone actually got hit by a women driving the Cart while yelling at her kid.

I've never been in a Wal Mart since and I never will.

[Major Harris]

I went to school in Elkins, WV.


you know a mike ochsendorf?

[Blondie]

.

I've never had the pleasure of watching someone crap their pants but I did see several 300-400lb ladies in clothes designed for someone several 100lbs lighter.

I have seen a couple of these same women at a club in Houston.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GoSkinsGo]

you know a mike ochsendorf?
Doesn't sound familiar. Most of my time at D & E was in lets call it a stupor.

[Major Harris]

Doesn't sound familiar. Most of my time at D & E was in lets call it a stupor.

i was thinking you meant high school.....i forget there's a college there.

[GoSkinsGo]

i was thinking you meant high school.....i forget there's a college there.
Trust me from people I've talked to, your not the only one.

[oriolesfan93p]

So many of the ones I read were people disgusted that other people were overweight.... yeah, that sounds like Walmart's fault to me...[\sarcasm]

[Seabee1973]

I went to school in Elkins, WV.

We had a Wal Mart right next to a K-Mart. By the end of my freshman year I refused to ever step into a Wal Mart ever again. For I too have seen the travesty that is Wal Mart.

I've never had the pleasure of watching someone crap their pants but I did see several 300-400lb ladies in clothes designed for someone several 100lbs lighter. I've seen these larger women and men riding on the mart cart. My buddy Stone actually got hit by a women driving the Cart while yelling at her kid.

I've never been in a Wal Mart since and I never will.

i was at some store in jax fl and there was this fat chick i mean huge and she had just something on that covered her breasts well she had these nasty stretch marks all over her stomache i thought ii was gonna puke

[Johnny Punani]

Those stories sound like the people I see at the Wal-Mart Superstore in Fredericksburg, VA.

Truly depressing...:(

[GoSkinsGo]

So many of the ones I read were people disgusted that other people were overweight.... yeah, that sounds like Walmart's fault to me...[\sarcasm]

It's not people being fat, its people being morbidly obese and displaying the social skills of a platypus.

Screaming at your kids while wearing clothing 3x to small stained with god knows what. While yet still attempting to grab that ever so important package of Twinkies to add to your "I'm gonna live forever" bag of Ding Dongs, Double Jolt Cola, cheese puffs and moon pies.

That is probably why people get disgusted so easily.

[Mr. S]

the Harrisonburg Super Wal-Mart is actually pretty clean. The workers are friendly overall too. Sure there are some odd characters like in any wal-mart, but it's pretty impressive otherwise. It stays well-organized also.

Then the wal-mart in Fair Lakes, i hate going to that one. Yet I know there are worse.

[rictus58]

BTW... you guys need to post these stories you're talking about... some of us have to go pick up dinner and don't have time to read the entire site :mad:

and some of us are at work and cannot view the site as it is blocked.

[Zguy28]

I do not go to Wal Mart in Dallas or the metro areas.

The super Wal Marts in the rural areas are rarely dirty.....and I go to Wal Marts in every little town all around me.

I have never seen anything remotely like what was written here. I am probably in Wal Mart at least once a week. I even shop at Wal Mart for items for my teachers to use in their classrooms.

Hollering kids is the closest I have ever seen to any nastiness......and a dirty diaper in the parking lot.Every one I've been in that is located north of Richmond Virginia ahs been dirty and not well maintained nor had good customer service.

Every one I've been to south of Richmond has been clean and the people were very friendly.

Sam Walton is rolling over in his grave.

[headexplode]

I was in a Toys-R-Us where someone "painted the bathroom walls brown." I could not believe it. I went and told a manager, and he just sighed and said "not again...."

I saw this phenomenom when I worked at Borders. You'd be amazed where you'll find feces in a public restroom.

They caught this guy once pleasuring himself in, no joke, the children's book section, of all places. Retail is a god-awful profession and I don't wish that life on my worst enemy.

[Zguy28]

I saw this phenomenom when I worked at Borders. You'd be amazed where you'll find feces in a public restroom.

They caught this guy once pleasuring himself in, no joke, the children's book section, of all places. Retail is a god-awful profession and I don't wish that life on my worst enemy.Retail is pretty bad, but I think it would probably be worse cleaning hotel rooms. :(

[headexplode]

Retail is pretty bad, but I think it would probably be worse cleaning hotel rooms. :(


EEEeeewwwww!


Yeah, I think you could be right.

[APBT]

Walmart is just, wonderful.

[skinsfan44]

Here's something for you Wal-Mart shoppers.

Don't you wish more "greeters" were like this. :laugh:

[Quixote]

SA is a great site

I wonder, how many people in the stories were cowboys fans? :silly: