Supreme Court denies Alabama women mechanically induced orgasms

[ImmortalDragon]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jVTk0RxEEvO0n78b2XK1H8vSPXiQD8S0L3FO1


MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — The U.S. Supreme Court declined Monday to hear a challenge to Alabama's ban on the sale of sex toys, ending a nine-year legal battle and sending a warning to store owners to clean off their shelves.

[SkinsTerps26]

This country was founded by prude puritans. What else can u expect.

:laugh:

I don't want to meet the people involved in an Alamaba Black Market for vibrators/dildos

[Leonard Washington]

This country was founded by prude puritans. What else can u expect.

:laugh:

I don't want to meet the people involved in an Alamaba Black Market for vibrators/dildos

would you like to meet the women so deparate for orgasms that they need to go to the black market for dildos/vibrators?

[Zguy28]

This country was founded by prude puritans. What else can u expect.

:laugh:

I don't want to meet the people involved in an Alamaba Black Market for vibrators/dildosYeah, we all know there are a lot of Puritans in Alabama. :laugh:

[Prosperity]

translation:

Alabaman men can't compete with plastic toys

hmmm, maybe we should ban them in VA too?

[ACW]

Stupid law, stupid law, stupid law.

[Burgold]

So much for Alambaman women's right to pursue happiness ;)

To be fair, that should mean that Alabama now has to outlaw Playboy and the like at sperm banks.

[Larry]

Agree it's a stupid law.

OTOH, the part of the Constitution that it violates is?

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Hmmm.... maybe the women of Alabama need to seek out the proper female sexual stimulating device. Around here we call it a HUSBAND. It doesn't require batteries, but it does need to be fed and cleaned up after.

[twa]

For a minute there I thought they outlawed Harleys :whew:

http://roadrashmagazine.smugmug.com/photos/147246634-M.jpg

[headexplode]

would you like to meet the women so deparate for orgasms that they need to go to the black market for dildos/vibrators?

Yes. Yes, I would.

[Larry]

Yes. Yes, I would.

Putting on my Rod Serling voice).

Picture, for yourself, a woman who can't attract a man in Alabama . . .

[twa]

Putting on my Rod Serling voice).

Picture, for yourself, a woman who can't attract a man in Alabama . . .

:laugh: :applause:

Even though I would really rather not form a mental picture.

The standards ain't that high there ;)

[Kosher Ham]

Should be interesting seeing how the police will enforce this law.

[headexplode]

:laugh: :applause:

Even though I would really rather not form a mental picture.

The standards ain't that high there ;)

That's good, because my standards are even lower than that.






(I'm a sad, sad man.)

[tizzod]

Gotta love that Deep South! How dare you feel good! :laugh:

[Dan T.]

Next Alabama will need to ban about one third of the items sold in the grocer's produce section.

[Duckus]

The government MUST stay out of the private lives of Americans, unless of course you are talking about what a woman is doing with a piece of plastic in her own house, on her own time which hurts no one (not even herself or people around her, like drugs). Then, the government must be involved and legislate someones private life!!!

Insane.

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

Sharper Image's stock just went up 25 percent.

Because these are just for the neck, right?

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__JJ400

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__HW423

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

Hmmm.... maybe the women of Alabama need to seek out the proper female sexual stimulating device. Around here we call it a HUSBAND. It doesn't require batteries, but it does need to be fed and cleaned up after.

I would recommend cleaning a vibrator afterwards as well.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I would recommend cleaning a vibrator afterwards as well.

Thanks for the advice from your extensive experience. Having never used one myself, and not being the sort of person who would discuss it (or even socialize) with those who would, I wouldn't have known that.

[The Evil Genius]

Its a stupid law. But it's not like they cannot be purchased online..

[RonJeremy]

Roadtrip!!...I am taking a truckload of dildo's down to 'Bama to sell in the back alley's.....what a business opportunity!!

:cheers:

[Siven]

Hmmm.... maybe the women of Alabama need to seek out the proper female sexual stimulating device. Around here we call it a HUSBAND. It doesn't require batteries, but it does need to be fed and cleaned up after.

Most men can't sexually satisfy a woman. I think they'd be perfectly happy getting it from the real thing, but if their husband just isn't doing it for them, then they seek alternative means.

[Siven]

Next Alabama will need to ban about one third of the items sold in the grocer's produce section.

:laugh: nasty ****er

[mbws]

Yeah, like Virginia is any better.

[headexplode]

Thanks for the advice from your extensive experience. Having never used one myself, and not being the sort of person who would discuss it (or even socialize) with those who would, I wouldn't have known that.

Come on, Mass, don't tell me you've never used "The Tickler" before.

[rincewind]

My advice - buy heavily into the Alabama cucumber market.

[BurntToast]

Yeah, like Virginia is any better.

Agree 100%! Why is everybody making fun of Alabama when VA has the same laws?

http://www.trojancondoms.com/productdetails.aspx?product_id=18

*TROJAN™ Vibrating Ring is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA

your braking the law in VA if you buy Vibrating condoms!

[headexplode]

Most men can't sexually satisfy a woman. I think they'd be perfectly happy getting it from the real thing, but if their husband just isn't doing it for them, then they seek alternative means.

For one thing, not all women are married or are in relationships.

Second, women do not require men to get off.

Third, sometimes couples like to use toys together.

Just because a woman buys a vibrator does not mean that "the man just ain't gettin' the job done."

I find this view to be a bit misguided.

[Midnight Judges]

translation:

Alabaman men can't compete with plastic toys

hmmm, maybe we should ban them in VA too?

meh, that stuff just leaves them wanting the real thing. :hump:

[No_Pressure]

Thats a stupid law, now their residents are just going to spend their money in another state.

[Zguy28]

Thats a stupid law, now their residents are just going to spend their money in another state.Umm..I think they already were. I believe the court was just upholding a current law against a challenge to its constitutionality. :whoknows:

[Enter Apotheosis]

Umm..I think they already were. I believe the court was just upholding a current law against a challenge to its constitutionality. :whoknows:

Unless I read this wrong, the Supreme court refused to hear it... so they didn't view it as constitutionally relevant and let the state's ruling stand.

[zoony]

Roadtrip!!...I am taking a truckload of dildo's down to 'Bama to sell in the back alley's.....what a business opportunity!!

:cheers:


:rotflmao:

[Kosher Ham]

From another article I read it is not illegal to own them, just illegal to sell them.

[TMK9973]

Thanks for the advice from your extensive experience. Having never used one myself, and not being the sort of person who would discuss it (or even socialize) with those who would, I wouldn't have known that.

So Mass - You would never DARE discuss these kind of things or talk to others that do....

and yet you opened this thread, read the thread, and post in it more then once.... Your Hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me....

Meanwhile -STUPID LAW.

[chomerics]

Sooo. . . you can't by a vibrator, but you can buy an AK-47 from the back of a pickup truck legally with no criminal background check. . .

Gotta love the GOP and the deep south :doh:

[Stophovr6]

Couldn't they just buy them online?

Silly me. What was I thinking? Alabama doesn't have computers or the internets!

[Mass_SkinsFan]

So Mass - You would never DARE discuss these kind of things or talk to others that do....

and yet you opened this thread, read the thread, and post in it more then once.... Your Hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.....

I would not discuss the particulars of it with an individual. It's a topic that I would never ask a woman about and that I would immediately dump any woman who wished to discuss it or who I found had or did use one.

Discussing the appropriateness of this law and the inappropriateness of these devices is something I obviously will do. I should probably have been more specific in my comments for those of you who have issues understanding things.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

double post

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

Thanks for the advice from your extensive experience. Having never used one myself, and not being the sort of person who would discuss it (or even socialize) with those who would, I wouldn't have known that.

Well...you know....yeast.

[TMK9973]

I would not discuss the particulars of it with an individual. It's a topic that I would never ask a woman about and that I would immediately dump any woman who wished to discuss it or who I found had or did use one.

Discussing the appropriateness of this law and the inappropriateness of these devices is something I obviously will do. I should probably have been more specific in my comments for those of you who have issues understanding things.

Funny - Cause I don't see any post from you discussing the law. Only post about how you wouldn't talk about it and how you don't approve...

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

I would not discuss the particulars of it with an individual. It's a topic that I would never ask a woman about and that I would immediately dump any woman who wished to discuss it or who I found had or did use one.

Your pleasure if no interest to me, madam!! Now retrive my Stouffer's Frozen Dinner from yonder stove!!!

[headexplode]

I would not discuss the particulars of it with an individual. It's a topic that I would never ask a woman about and that I would immediately dump any woman who wished to discuss it or who I found had or did use one.

Discussing the appropriateness of this law and the inappropriateness of these devices is something I obviously will do. I should probably have been more specific in my comments for those of you who have issues understanding things.

Mass, you need to let your hair down, man--get sloppy. Ease one in.

[Zguy28]

Unless I read this wrong, the Supreme court refused to hear it... so they didn't view it as constitutionally relevant and let the state's ruling stand.Which for all practical purposes is the same thing.

Like Larry said "the part of the Constitution that it violates is?"

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Well...you know....yeast.

No, actually I don't. Then again that's probably covered by the fact that I thank the powers that be daily that I was born Male and not female.


Your pleasure if no interest to me, madam!! Now retrive my Stouffer's Frozen Dinner from yonder stove!!!

Something like that, anyway.

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

No, actually I don't. Then again that's probably covered by the fact that I thank the powers that be daily that I was born Male and not female.

You live with a woman . . . you learn a lot of unpleasant things.

[ACW]

Which for all practical purposes is the same thing.

Like Larry said "the part of the Constitution that it violates is?" No no no, it's that the Const. doesn't give gov't power to ban it.

[RocketCitySkins]

Couldn't they just buy them online?

Silly me. What was I thinking? Alabama doesn't have computers or the internets!



I hope you were being sarcastic. We not only have computers and the internet, we have Redstone Arsenal, which developed and built the Patriot missile, among others. And we have NASA which put men on the moon. And believe me, smart men are very sexy.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

You live with a woman . . . you learn a lot of unpleasant things.

I've lived with a married couple for nearly a decade and been able to avoid those "unpleasant things", so that sounds like a cop-out to me.

[Larry]

No no no, it's that the Const. doesn't give gov't power to ban it.

The Constitution grants powers to the Federal government. The only thing it has to say about states is that anything that's prohibited to the feds is also prohibited to the states.

[twa]

No no no, it's that the Const. doesn't give gov't power to ban it.

It does not give the Feds the right,but the states are free to do so.

The actual laws governing day to day activities are meant to be on the state level...decided by the locals.

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States

http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.billofrights.html

[Siven]

For one thing, not all women are married or are in relationships.

Second, women do not require men to get off.

Third, sometimes couples like to use toys together.

Just because a woman buys a vibrator does not mean that "the man just ain't gettin' the job done."

I find this view to be a bit misguided.

Sorry if I didn't outline every possible example of who would purchase a sex toy or why they would purchase it. I'll remember to do that next time....

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

I've lived with a married couple for nearly a decade and been able to avoid those "unpleasant things", so that sounds like a cop-out to me.

I'm guessing you don't come into contact with the wife's vagina very often. Vaginas are universes unto themselves.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I'm guessing you don't come into contact with the wife's vagina very often. Vaginas are universes unto themselves.

I do my best to avoid that part of the female anatomy as much as is humanly possible. Very little of any positive value comes from that particular organ.

[Larry]

Now, if a really attractive lesbian couple wanted to hire me as their (completely unqualified) attorney, claiming that this law unequally affects them, . . .

[mojobo]

I do my best to avoid that part of the female anatomy as much as is humanly possible. Very little of any positive value comes from that particular organ.
funny how my whole life revolves around coming in contact with that female anatomy :laythehur

[headexplode]

I do my best to avoid that part of the female anatomy as much as is humanly possible. Very little of any positive value comes from that particular organ.

It's not what comes from it but what comes into it.

[Predicto]

*TROJAN™ Vibrating Ring is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA




Sheesh. The United States of Stupid, right there.

[ACW]

It does not give the Feds the right,but the states are free to do so.

The actual laws governing day to day activities are meant to be on the state level...decided by the locals.

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States

http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.billofrights.html OR TO THE PEOPLE.

Predicto, no kidding. I live in Arlington; NOVA should secede: we'd keep our $$$, and wouldn't have to put up with the idiocy of the rest of the state.

[Zuck]

I would not discuss the particulars of it with an individual. It's a topic that I would never ask a woman about and that I would immediately dump any woman who wished to discuss it or who I found had or did use one.

Discussing the appropriateness of this law and the inappropriateness of these devices is something I obviously will do. I should probably have been more specific in my comments for those of you who have issues understanding things.


I understand you find it inappropriate for a woman to use it.

Please tell me why you feel a woman shouldn't be allowed to use one because you find it inappropriate?

Why is that any of your business?

[Zuck]

Vaginas are universes unto themselves.



True, I'm all for anything that makes my job easier. ;)

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I understand you find it inappropriate for a woman to use it.

Please tell me why you feel a woman shouldn't be allowed to use one because you find it inappropriate?

Why is that any of your business?

It goes back to the same thing I believe you and I have discussed in the past Zuck. If I haven't discussed it with you, I'm sure that you've seen me discuss it with others. It's called MORALITY and it's severely lacking in this country at the moment. I'm sure you can figure it out from there.

[Siven]

I understand you find it inappropriate for a woman to use it.

Please tell me why you feel a woman shouldn't be allowed to use one because you find it inappropriate?

Why is that any of your business?

Mass Skins Fan likes to roleplay as a knight in the dark ages. He is perplexed by modern technology and as all people do, fear the unknown. Vaginas and vibrators constitute the unknown in this case, and being a dark age crusader, he doesn't know how to deal with it, and thus condemns it.

;)

[Zuck]

It goes back to the same thing I believe you and I have discussed in the past Zuck. If I haven't discussed it with you, I'm sure that you've seen me discuss it with others. It's called MORALITY and it's severely lacking in this country at the moment. I'm sure you can figure it out from there.


Based on that logic it would follow that you feel you are the one most qualified to decide morality.


I consider myself a very moral person and I feel it's none of my business how a female chooses to please herself as long as she doesn't infringe on anyone else's rights.


Why is your morality superior to mine?


Please be specific.

[Zuck]

Mass Skins Fan likes to roleplay as a knight in the dark ages. He is perplexed by modern technology and as all people do, fear the unknown. Vaginas and vibrators constitute the unknown in this case, and being a dark age crusader, he doesn't know how to deal with it, and thus condemns it.

;)


People often condemn what they want but cannot get.

[Siven]

It goes back to the same thing I believe you and I have discussed in the past Zuck. If I haven't discussed it with you, I'm sure that you've seen me discuss it with others. It's called MORALITY and it's severely lacking in this country at the moment. I'm sure you can figure it out from there.

How is it immoral?

And what does the fact that morality is severely lacking in the country (debatable) have to do with your argument? Swiss cheese.

[Siven]

People often condemn what they want but cannot get.

He's already stated that he tries as hard as possible to stay away from vagina. He also cites that he lives with a married couple (probably the basement) as a good reference for how married life is.

Living with one couple does not make their actions the rule. People are different and couples are different.

Furthermore, it's ignorant, and it is nothing but IGNORANT, to say something is bad when it hasn't been tried before (unless it creates bodily harm or the like)

[Siven]

People often condemn what they want but cannot get.

I could see Mass burning a bunch of vibrators at the stake.


And then going to a joust.

[GibbsFactor]

I do my best to avoid that part of the female anatomy as much as is humanly possible. Very little of any positive value comes from that particular organ.

Well there it is, you just need to get your self some!

:hump: :loser:

[Siven]

Well there it is, you just need to get your self some!

:hump: :loser:

I agree.

It's pretty unfair to deny someone the chance to enjoy themselves when you yourselve (Mass) can't share a sexual bond with a woman.

or man

not that theres anything wrong with it.

[Larry]

I do my best to avoid that part of the female anatomy as much as is humanly possible. Very little of any positive value comes from that particular organ.

I'm finding myself once again remembering this:


Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I... I do deny them my essence.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

People often condemn what they want but cannot get.

How about condemning what they've had in the past and really have little to no interest in having in the future?


How is it immoral?

And what does the fact that morality is severely lacking in the country (debatable) have to do with your argument? Swiss cheese.

The immorality is directly related to the appropriate times, places, and circumstances surrounding sexual activity. I've discussed it numerous times around here so I won't waste my time repeating it.

The fact that this country has essentially no moral compass anymore is part of the reason that these things have become socially acceptable in so many places. Does that make it a little clearer for you?


He's already stated that he tries as hard as possible to stay away from vagina.

Furthermore, it's ignorant, and it is nothing but IGNORANT, to say something is bad when it hasn't been tried before (unless it creates bodily harm or the like)

I try to stay away from dealing with women in general as much as possible.

I would suggest that the harm of immorality on the soul is much greater than any physical harm that could be imposed by the action; but that's just me.


Well there it is, you just need to get your self some!

No thank you. I've generally found the quality of my life is inversely proportional to the number of significant women in it. The less women the better the quality of my life.

[Siven]

How about condemning what they've had in the past and really have little to no interest in having in the future?



The immorality is directly related to the appropriate times, places, and circumstances surrounding sexual activity. I've discussed it numerous times around here so I won't waste my time repeating it.

The fact that this country has essentially no moral compass anymore is part of the reason that these things have become socially acceptable in so many places. Does that make it a little clearer for you?



I try to stay away from dealing with women in general as much as possible.

I would suggest that the harm of immorality on the soul is much greater than any physical harm that could be imposed by the action; but that's just me.



No thank you. I've generally found the quality of my life is inversely proportional to the number of significant women in it. The less women the better the quality of my life.

I see that you have..... attempted to refute my assertations, however, I noticed that you left off my assertation that you were a dark age knight?

If that's the case, I believe I win this argument..... handily..... I might add.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I see that you have..... attempted to refute my assertations, however, I noticed that you left off my assertation that you were a dark age knight?

If that's the case, I believe I win this argument..... handily..... I might add.

I see that you're either unwilling or unable to answer my refudiation of your claims.

I also note that since you obviously have no knowledge of the SCA, medieval history, or what it is I do in relation to either I was going to save the board from having to hear me explain it once again. I've discussed it repeatedly around here, including the means by which one becomes a KSCA (Knight of the Society for Creative Anachronism) which is a title I cannot claim and never truly wish to receive.

[#98QBKiller]

Stupid law, stupid law, stupid law.


Yep.

[Siven]

How about condemning what they've had in the past and really have little to no interest in having in the future?

Why have you decided to reject it?

The immorality is directly related to the appropriate times, places, and circumstances surrounding sexual activity. I've discussed it numerous times around here so I won't waste my time repeating it.

I assume, because I really think this is a game, that you believe sexual activity to be only for procreation? (and search function didn't work) [So please, enlighten me]

The fact that this country has essentially no moral compass anymore is part of the reason that these things have become socially acceptable in so many places. Does that make it a little clearer for you?

Because the country lacks morals, a woman wanting to have an orgasm is now socially acceptable? So therefore, you believe a woman shouldn't enjoy sex or sexual activity because it is immoral to do so (sex for procreation?)

I try to stay away from dealing with women in general as much as possible.

Why?

I would suggest that the harm of immorality on the soul is much greater than any physical harm that could be imposed by the action; but that's just me.

Clearly define what is moral and what is immoral, you are making an argument without backing it up with any facts.

No thank you. I've generally found the quality of my life is inversely proportional to the number of significant women in it. The less women the better the quality of my life.


Judging by the your statement that politics is not an appropriate place for a woman, which I infer means that you believe women are not entitled to the same rights as men, and by the statement that your life is better because they're are less women in it leads me to believe that you exhibit sexism.

[Siven]

I see that you're either unwilling or unable to answer my refudiation of your claims.

I also note that since you obviously have no knowledge of the SCA, medieval history, or what it is I do in relation to either I was going to save the board from having to hear me explain it once again. I've discussed it repeatedly around here, including the means by which one becomes a KSCA (Knight of the Society for Creative Anachronism) which is a title I cannot claim and never truly wish to receive.

Why would I care what you do in your free time, that's your business for you to do in private. I hope no one stops you from doing your SCA, but to make a claim that I have no knowledge of medieval history is pretty silly. Considering you do not know me nor do you know the level of my education in that area of study.

[zoony]

You can scrub your pots and pans at the same time!

http://www.telebrandswholesale.com/product/images/greasebullet-retail-s.jpg

[zoony]

... or do the laundry!

http://infomercialratings.com/dryer_balls.jpg

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Why have you decided to reject it?

I find no use for it in my life. I have no interest in children and I have even less interest in being married or in a committed long-term relationship, which I believe are the only appropriate circumstance for having children.


I assume, because I really think this is a game, that you believe sexual activity to be only for procreation? (and search function didn't work) [So please, enlighten me]

For procreation or for recreational purposes only inside a long-term commited relationship or a marriage.


Judging by the your statement that politics is not an appropriate place for a woman, which I infer means that you believe women are not entitled to the same rights as men, and by the statement that your life is better because they're are less women in it leads me to believe that you exhibit sexism.

I exhibit that trait to a very high level. I have for many years and always will.

Now give that search function another shot, and/or please PM me if you wish to continue this conversation as I will no longer respond to this line of discussion in the thread.

[rincewind]

Am I the only one that finds it funny as hell that Mass jacked a thread about sex toys? That's some good threadjacking, son. :laugh:

[Johnny Punani]

It goes back to the same thing I believe you and I have discussed in the past Zuck. If I haven't discussed it with you, I'm sure that you've seen me discuss it with others. It's called MORALITY and it's severely lacking in this country at the moment. I'm sure you can figure it out from there.

I don't think your opinion on this subject has anything to do with morality. It is more likely your way of protecting yourself again any chance of rejection. If you set the bar high enough there is no one who can meet that ideal. What a sad way to live. :(

I have no idea why you would even think you have any understanding to comment on this subject. There are many legit reasons for even happily married couples to use sex toys. One of which is the simple fact that after child birth there are many women who have difficulty achieving the same level of sexual simulation because of anatomic and/or hormonal changes. In those cases, sex toys can help.

Side Note: I think the law is retarded but the root of the law has to do with obscenity. Notice the law doesn't ban possesion/use but the selling of sex toys. Meaning they don't want sex shops operating in the State based on the idea that places like that attract bad people (which is nonsense).

[mojobo]

Why would I care what you do in your free time, that's your business for you to do in private.

Yeah! what a women does with a vibrator on the privacy of her webcam is her business :cheers: . On a side note though I know a lot of people are getting on a lot of comments you made MSF but seriously once you start to reject a certain group of people whether it be their sex, race, religion, politics, etc. you miss out on meeting great people. Seems from a lot of posts that you hold a lot of pre judgements that clearly are holding you back. Take it for what its worth just thought i'd put it out there

[Tastes Like Chicken]

No thank you. I've generally found the quality of my life is inversely proportional to the number of significant women in it. The less women the better the quality of my life.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hg2n039txnk

[rincewind]

http://moviewavs.com/0095461785/MP3S/Movies/Good_Morning_Vietnam/yowknow.mp3

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I don't think your opinion on this subject has anything to do with morality. It is more likely your way of protecting yourself again any chance of rejection. If you set the bar high enough there is no one who can meet that ideal. What a sad way to live.

You would be wrong that it has nothing to do about morality. However, I will admit and agree that I set the bar very high in what I expect of friends, potential relationship partners, etc... It makes my life much easier, thank you very much.


On a side note though I know a lot of people are getting on a lot of comments you made MSF but seriously once you start to reject a certain group of people whether it be their sex, race, religion, politics, etc. you miss out on meeting great people. Seems from a lot of posts that you hold a lot of pre judgements that clearly are holding you back. Take it for what its worth just thought i'd put it out there

I'll take the chance on missing out on those great people to ensure I don't have to deal with the morons and idiots that I find in abundance in those groups. I would suggest that the filters I use in my life actually free me up rather than hold my back, but that's a personal opinion.

[Dan T.]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hg2n039txnk

That was a nice morning treat. Thanks!

[Coooleeey]

Stop hi-jacking threads dude

[Henry]

I would suggest that the harm of immorality on the soul is much greater than any physical harm that could be imposed by the action; but that's just me.

I would suggest that that's irrelevant considering by your own admission you don't have a soul.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I would suggest that that's irrelevant considering by your own admission you don't have a soul.

I believe I've said I don't have a HEART, not a soul. There is a significant difference, at least so far as I'm concerned.

[Henry]

I believe I've said I don't have a HEART, not a soul. There is a significant difference, at least so far as I'm concerned.

For someone who prides himself on his consistancy you really should keep better track of what you say.

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2654928&postcount=30


First off, I don't have a soul.

I will now await the rationale explaining that I don't really understand the inner workings of your mind and you didn't really mean to blatantly contradict yourself ... again.

[Dan T.]

For someone who prides himself on his consistancy you really should keep better track of what you say.

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2654928&postcount=30



I will now await the rationale explaining that I don't really understand the inner workings of your mind and you didn't really mean to blatantly contradict yourself ... again.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

For someone who prides himself on his consistancy you really should keep better track of what you say.

Well, I obviously should have worded that prior post differently. My bad.

[Blondie]

I do my best to avoid that part of the female anatomy as much as is humanly possible. Very little of any positive value comes from that particular organ.

Dear lord Mass. This is sad. Really. You may put me on ignore again.....and if you do.....it is what it is......but this one statement if far beyond sad to me.


I see that you're either unwilling or unable to answer my refudiation of your claims.

I also note that since you obviously have no knowledge of the SCA, medieval history, or what it is I do in relation to either I was going to save the board from having to hear me explain it once again. I've discussed it repeatedly around here, including the means by which one becomes a KSCA (Knight of the Society for Creative Anachronism) which is a title I cannot claim and never truly wish to receive.

For me, playing the knight role allows you to live in a fantasy world of your own making.

The female body is a reality...of which you have so many issues.

Do you have sexual feelings Mass? How do you deal with those thoughts or feelings.......those urges?

I dont believe this is a morality issue...at all. How does this make a woman immoral?

[BigMike619]

oh here we go again..

trying to rationalize with mass fan once again. im all in on this!!

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Dear lord Mass. This is sad. Really. You may put me on ignore again.....and if you do.....it is what it is......but this one statement if far beyond sad to me.

Sorry to hear that you fell that way, Blondie. There isn't much you and I agree on, and this is obviously going to be another issue on that list, for obvious reasons.


For me, playing the knight role allows you to live in a fantasy world of your own making.

The female body is a reality...of which you have so many issues.

Do you have sexual feelings Mass? How do you deal with those thoughts or feelings.......those urges?

I dont believe this is a morality issue...at all. How does this make a woman immoral?

Yes, the SCA does allow its members to live in a fantasy world at times. It's not necessarily one of our own making, but one we all buy into; but that's a different issue for another time.

Please realize this is not meant as a personal attack, but the "reality" of the Modern American Woman's mind and body are things I have no significant interest in dealing with, Blondie. We've discussed that in the past, ad nauseum. Do you really want to go through it again?

My sexual thoughts generally run to the realm of fantasy rather than reality. I may focus on them for a moment or two, but then it's back to what needs to get done in the real world. The urges get ignored for the most part.

As we've discussed in the past, I believe there is a set of appropriate circumstances and behaviors when it comes to sexual activity. The behavior discussed or alluded to in the original post and this case fall into the inappropriate category for me.

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

As we've discussed in the past, I believe there is a set of appropriate circumstances and behaviors when it comes to sexual activity. The behavior discussed or alluded to in the original post and this case fall into the inappropriate category for me.

Put the lotion in the ******* basket.

[zoony]

Put the lotion in the ******* basket.


You're obsessed with MSF. Why keep fanning the flames?

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

You're obsessed with MSF. Why keep fanning the flames?

It's fun.

[BigMike619]

Put the lotion in the ******* basket.


would you F me?

Id F Me!

Id F Me so hard!!

it is fun to see what wacky things he will say next.

[Sweet Sassy Molassy]

How long will it be before most people realize that Mass is really just a caricature trying to get attention by making inane and essentially dated statements? He does it to get a rise out of everyone.

[headexplode]

http://moviewavs.com/0095461785/MP3S/Movies/Good_Morning_Vietnam/yowknow.mp3

BJs--always a good call.

[Kosher Ham]

If as you have stated before MSF, the SCA has no audience...then it is a CULT.

[BigMike619]

How long will it be before most people realize that Mass is really just a caricature trying to get attention by making inane and essentially dated statements? He does it to get a rise out of everyone.

first off..your name kicks more ass then legally possible. good job:applause:


second off, i dont care if hes real, fake, or if i am in the matrix and making all of it up myself. just reading some of the crap he comes up with is well worth my time and makes me chuckle. and when lombardi gets on him i laugh even harder.


:cheers:

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

How long will it be before most people realize that Mass is really just a caricature trying to get attention by making inane and essentially dated statements? He does it to get a rise out of everyone.

I've been debating for a while whether he is real or not. I've concluded that he is real...but I leave open the possibility that this is an elaborate con.

Whatever. It entertains me. My goal is to goad him into committing some sort of crime.

[BigMike619]

he has admitted to pulling a gun on somebody who took his stuff in a prank.

i believe that is a crime right there....

[WVUforREDSKINS]

Guys,

MSF is a bot, created by the mods, mainly to keep us coming back here during the offseason.




He is also one of my favorite posters. Always interesting!

[WVUforREDSKINS]

he has admitted to pulling a gun on somebody who took his stuff in a prank.

i believe that is a crime right there....


He also punched his friend for wanting him to hold is infant child.

[BigMike619]

He also punched his friend for wanting him to hold is infant child.

:laugh:

i dont know why, but i just let out a real obnoxious laugh when i read that.




Hold your kid?

BAM!!

:mad:

[rincewind]

BJs--always a good call.



I want to keep that wav on file for whenever MSF says anything about women or sex. There has never been a more appropriate sound for any poster on any board, ever.

[SUSkinsFan]

My sexual thoughts generally run to the realm of fantasy rather than reality.

So you wanna **** a dragon?

[SUSkinsFan]

He also punched his friend for wanting him to hold is infant child.

Let's not forget that he held a guys head under water until the guy almost drowned. What was the man's ghastly offense, he pushed Mass into a pool.

[WVUforREDSKINS]

So you wanna **** a dragon?



:laugh: :laugh:


Only after he slays it.

[Tastes Like Chicken]

:laugh: :laugh:


Only after he slays it.

I got slayed tonight! :smooch: :wavetowel

[SUSkinsFan]

:laugh: :laugh:


Only after he slays it.

"C'mere big boy, I got a nice big sword for ya"

[ImmortalDragon]

So you wanna **** a dragon?
What do you think I'm here for?

[SUSkinsFan]

What do you think I'm here for?

good of you too take one for the team

[TK]

Ya know, when dragon ****ing enters a thread about a state banning vibrators, that's some seriously high quality entertainment. :laugh:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

So you wanna **** a dragon?

No not a dragon, just a REAL woman; which is an even more mythical creature at this point in history. The only difference being that at one point in time REAL women DID exist, whereas dragons never did.

[SUSkinsFan]

Ya know, when dragon ****ing enters a thread about a state banning vibrators, that's some seriously high quality entertainment. :laugh:

What do ya expect, its the middle of the week. We didn't play last week so we can't ***** about how bad we are (if we lost), or proclaim that we are going to the Super Bowl (if we won), there is no football, at the moment, to occupy our time so we need something to fill the gap.

Mass, what do ya think about this guy. He looks fun loving and he is someone you can just hold afterwards.
http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Haskell_EL/calendar%20past%20events/chinesenew%20year%20gifs/dragon.gif

[headexplode]

No not a drago, just a REAL woman; which is an even more mythical creature at this point in history. The only difference being that at one point in time REAL women DID exist, whereas dragons never did.

Real women built log houses and churned butter. There's no women today that will churn my butter.:(

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

Real women built log houses and churned butter. There's no women today that will churn my butter.:(


I bet if you google that, you will find some interesting sites. It's a mixed up, shook up, muddlded-up world.

[Larry]

I bet if you google that, you will find some interesting sites. It's a mixed up, shook up, muddlded-up world.

churned up

[Tastes Like Chicken]

Mass, what do ya think about this guy. He looks fun loving and he is someone you can just hold afterwards.
http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Haskell_EL/calendar%20past%20events/chinesenew%20year%20gifs/dragon.gif

I'd hit it.

[monkforhall]

That was one of the funniest threads i've ever read. Mass rules.

[sacase]

I don't even understand how Mass can even function in life. Someone needs to give mass a roofie mixed with viagra and drop him off at a extreamly hot escorts room. He might leave a changed man.....

Dude, for real though....all that repression isn't good for you. Alot of the things you are saying sound similar to terrorists.....

[SkinsFanAnt]

translation:

Alabaman men can't compete with plastic toys

hmmm, maybe we should ban them in VA too?

:laugh: :applause: :notworthy

[Renegade7]

I do my best to avoid that part of the female anatomy as much as is humanly possible. Very little of any positive value comes from that particular organ.

Omg, you get's no *****. :laugh: No wonder you're so stuck up. Dare I ask; are you a virgin, man?

[ImmortalDragon]

Omg, you get's no *****. :laugh: No wonder you're so stuck up. Dare I ask; are you a virgin, man?

This thread is now about toothpaste.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

I don't even understand how Mass can even function in life. Someone needs to give mass a roofie mixed with viagra and drop him off at a extreamly hot escorts room. He might leave a changed man.....

Dude, for real though....all that repression isn't good for you. Alot of the things you are saying sound similar to terrorists.....

I function just fine, thank you very much and your suggestion isn't even funny.

As for sounding like a terrorist.... I don't doubt it. More and more it would seem that the terrorists are the only ones who have any actual values that they stand behind these days.


Omg, you get's no *****. :laugh: No wonder you're so stuck up. Dare I ask; are you a virgin, man?

I have no interest in getting *****, Renegade. No, I'm not a virgin, but I can count the number of women I've been intimate in that way with on one hand with fingers to spare.

[ACW]

As for sounding like a terrorist.... I don't doubt it. More and more it would seem that the terrorists are the only ones who have any actual values that they stand behind these days. Wow.

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Wow.

You don't have to agree with it or like it ACW, but so far as I'm concerned the bad guys are the only ones in this fight who are really standing up for what they believe in and doing everything possible to advance that position.

Failing to fully fight a war is worse than not fighting it at all in my mind; and the worst of all is not really having a solid foundation of values and/or morals that you're fighting FOR.

[SUSkinsFan]

You don't have to agree with it or like it ACW, but so far as I'm concerned the bad guys are the only ones in this fight who are really standing up for what they believe in and doing everything possible to advance that position.

Failing to fully fight a war is worse than not fighting it at all in my mind; and the worst of all is not really having a solid foundation of values and/or morals that you're fighting FOR.

We missed ya Mass, it's been a lonely weekend

[chomerics]

I have no interest in getting *****, Renegade. No, I'm not a virgin, but I can count the number of women I've been intimate in that way with on one hand with fingers to spare.

And this explains the psyche of MSF. Heck, if I went through stretches that long, I would be as cynical as you. . .heck, I'd probably move to Montana, build a house in the woods and write my manifesto or something of like that. . .wait, hasn't that been done before :paranoid:

[Mass_SkinsFan]

And this explains the psyche of MSF. Heck, if I went through stretches that long, I would be as cynical as you. . .

I just wonder how great our society might be if even 1/10th of the men in this country spent just 1/10th of the time, energy, money, and interest that they put into trying to get between a woman's legs into trying to better our society. Something tells me the Garden of Eden wouldn't have anything on us if we could do that.

Yes, sex is a biological imperative and something that men find very enjoyable. I have just never seen it as the be-all and end-all of human activities and interests. I enjoy women as much as the next guy, I just don't see the need to expend as much of my limited resources in the search for somebody I don't believe actually exists (a truly proper woman who meets most of my requirements) and something I've done just well without (gratuitous and meaningless sex).

[chomerics]

I just wonder how great our society might be if even 1/10th of the men in this country spent just 1/10th of the time, energy, money, and interest that they put into trying to get between a woman's legs into trying to better our society. Something tells me the Garden of Eden wouldn't have anything on us if we could do that.

Yes, sex is a biological imperative and something that men find very enjoyable. I have just never seen it as the be-all and end-all of human activities and interests. I enjoy women as much as the next guy, I just don't see the need to expend as much of my limited resources in the search for somebody I don't believe actually exists (a truly proper woman who meets most of my requirements) and something I've done just well without (gratuitous and meaningless sex).

Ahh, gratuitous and meaningless sex is but the best kind. . .well, right behind makeup and angry sex. But then again, who needs the release of an orgasm when you can shoot things right? Heck, I'd rather shoot my load than a 30-06 anyday, but something tells me you would rather the opposite. I guess that means I am a free loving liberal who knows how great sex is, and how to please a woman. Hey, maybe I can't show the same close grouping when unleashing an entire clip of a Glock, but I do know how to get a woman to scream like they've just been hit by one ;)

[zoony]

Ahh, gratuitous and meaningless sex is but the best kind. . .well, right behind makeup and angry sex. But then again, who needs the release of an orgasm when you can shoot things right? Heck, I'd rather shoot my load than a 30-06 anyday, but something tells me you would rather the opposite. I guess that means I am a free loving liberal who knows how great sex is, and how to please a woman. But heck, maybe I can't show the grouping in a unleashing an entire clip of a Glock, but I do know how to get a woman to scream like they've just been hit by one ;)



oh please... you couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistfull of pardons

[Mass_SkinsFan]

Ahh, gratuitous and meaningless sex is but the best kind. . .well, right behind makeup and angry sex. But then again, who needs the release of an orgasm when you can shoot things right? Heck, I'd rather shoot my load than a 30-06 anyday, but something tells me you would rather the opposite. I guess that means I am a free loving liberal who knows how great sex is, and how to please a woman. Hey, maybe I can't show the same close grouping when unleashing an entire clip of a Glock, but I do know how to get a woman to scream like they've just been hit by one ;)

Actually you're fairly close.

Generally I find the gratuitous sex to be mediocre and I can't say I've ever had makeup or angry sex, so I can't comment on that topic.

I do use my shooting and medieval combat interests as a means to relieve stress (though not sexual tension). I've found them to be much more efficient and productive ways to do so, for me. I also see a lot more use for the ability to put four rounds of 9mm in a quarter sized area than in the ability to make a woman scream like she's been shot.

That's not to say that the few ladies I've been with haven't enjoyed the experience; at least from their comments.

[portisizzle]

Ahh, gratuitous and meaningless sex is but the best kind. . .well, right behind makeup and angry sex. But then again, who needs the release of an orgasm when you can shoot things right? Heck, I'd rather shoot my load than a 30-06 anyday, but something tells me you would rather the opposite. I guess that means I am a free loving liberal who knows how great sex is, and how to please a woman. Hey, maybe I can't show the same close grouping when unleashing an entire clip of a Glock, but I do know how to get a woman to scream like they've just been hit by one ;)

Chrome, this is coming dangerously close to sig quality...... :laugh:

[ImmortalDragon]

oh please... you couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistfull of pardons
Would you really want to?