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kevinklein
November-30th-2007, 07:18 PM
What's your favorite monologue? Mine is as follows, performed by Hugo Weaving as 'V', from V for Vendetta.

"Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V."

Genius.

TheDoyler23
November-30th-2007, 07:25 PM
"My Last Duchess" by Robert Browning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Last_Duchess

Henry
November-30th-2007, 07:31 PM
I'm stealing Sarge's. :)

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!

- George Patton

BlitzFiftySix
November-30th-2007, 07:39 PM
Glen Gary Glen Ross

The "I am GOD", speech by Alec Baldwin.

"Put the coffee down, coffee is for closers!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

rincewind
November-30th-2007, 09:46 PM
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! ...And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer -



dead!