JMS
December-3rd-2007, 10:03 AM
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This patent for an "energy weapon protection device" is the perfect accessory for your next anti-war march. It also might be a good idea to just have one handy for other occasions, too, as you never know when the 5-0 might get a little TASER-happy on you for failing to fully stop at a stop sign or something. These are strange days (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/hazing-the-intern/with-backpackshield-i-could-take-a-bullet-for-giz-304214.php) we live in, my friends. [Patent (http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.htm&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PTXT&S1=7,284,280&OS=7,284,280&RS=7,284,280) via Danger Room (http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/11/introducing-tas.html)]
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/safety/taser+proof-gear-is-great-for-students-political-activists-criminals-318169.php
This patent for an "energy weapon protection device" is the perfect accessory for your next anti-war march. It also might be a good idea to just have one handy for other occasions, too, as you never know when the 5-0 might get a little TASER-happy on you for failing to fully stop at a stop sign or something. These are strange days (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/hazing-the-intern/with-backpackshield-i-could-take-a-bullet-for-giz-304214.php) we live in, my friends. [Patent (http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.htm&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PTXT&S1=7,284,280&OS=7,284,280&RS=7,284,280) via Danger Room (http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/11/introducing-tas.html)]
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/safety/taser+proof-gear-is-great-for-students-political-activists-criminals-318169.php