Masturbate-a-Thon coming to Copenhagen

[China]

Masturbate-a-Thon coming to Copenhagen (http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view/20080110-111467/Masturbate-a-Thon-coming-to-Copenhagen)

COPENHAGEN -- Hot on the heels of San Francisco and London, Copenhagen is to host a Masturbate-a-Thon in May which organizers hope will help break lingering taboos about self-love, an organizer said Wednesday.

Pia Struck Madsen, a sexologist in the Danish capital, said her goal was to see men and women from all backgrounds come together -- pardon the pun -- and join an event that promises "pleasure, relaxation and sexual self-discovery".

"Masturbation is positive, safe and an erotic alternative," she told AFP ahead of the event on May 31, to take place at a yet-to-be-decided venue with separate rooms for men, women and those who don't mind mingling.

[DGreenistheBest]

Sounds like a sticky situation

[Toe Jam]

Sounds like a sticky situation

:laugh:

[DGreenistheBest]

And just remember, if you think no one will attend, when you're talking about masturbation, sooner or later everyone comes.

[Dan T.]

The bids for the paper towel concession for that event will be sky high.

[Raub]

Looks like the Danes are taking things into their own hands. (sorry, had to be done. I'll be here all week).

[PleaseBlitz]

Is it BYOP?

[Dan T.]

I'll bet this guy

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=232820

won't be attending.

[Oldskool]

Im guessing there will be plenty of jerks there.

[DeanCollins]

you can't beat that ;)

there's a fair amount of posters here that stand a good chance of winning!

[Stew]

You all are pulling my leg....... ;)

[DGreenistheBest]

Now, for anyone attending, don't come too early or you'll be seen as a blowhard. Avoid getting into any strange conversations or you might end up with egg on your face. And don't forget that some people over there have been working long and hard to make this party great, so try to be considerate. When your eating your mixed nuts, bust them somewhere where you won't make a mess and avoid spilling the cream on anyone by mistake.

[The_cavalierman]

The following applies if this is women only:

This thread is useless without pics

How ironic this was a day after HUMP day..

[BALLz]

Gotta be hard to attend this event.

[Toe Jam]

Now, for anyone attending, don't come too early or you'll be seen as a blowhard. Avoid getting into any strange conversations or you might end up with egg on your face. And don't forget that some people over there have been working long and hard to make this party great, so try to be considerate. When your eating your mixed nuts, bust them somewhere where you won't make a mess and avoid spilling the cream on anyone by mistake.

:1stplace:

[Predicto]

"Hot on the heels of San Francisco and London..."

WTF? How did I miss this? :cry:

[Om]

:rolleyes:

Buncha whack jobs.

[Dan T.]

The NCAA Western Athletic Conference calls its end-of-season basketball tournament the WAC-Offs.

[Predicto]

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

[pez]

Wad a bunch of crazy folks over there...

[Touchdown Redskins]

Penis...vagina.


























Sorry...didn't have any jokes.

[HOF44]

Fleshlights for everybody!!

[BALLz]

No doubt the event will be sponsered by Johnson & Johnson and your favorite refreshing citrus beverage, 'Squirt'.

[Predicto]

No doubt the event will be sponsered by Johnson & Johnson and your favorite refreshing citrus beverage, 'Squirt'.

More like Masters and Johnson.

[BALLz]

This guy attended but was kicked out...

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa93/kballz2/headjob.jpg

[Skins24]

Wad a bunch of crazy folks over there...
Yeah, they're all nuts....

[SkinsOrlando]

I guess it'll come in handy.

[PleaseBlitz]

I think this thread is exempt from the "Out of Context" thread. Too damn easy. :laugh:

[headexplode]

This event will be worth its weight in pearl necklaces.

[ntotoro]

I'd be finished before everyone was even in attendance... :paranoid:

[Predicto]

This event will be worth its weight in pearl necklaces.

Is that why they call you "headexplode?"

[KingGibbs]

I'm going to start training daily for this. I'm looking at two-a-days possibly three-a-days.

[ntotoro]

I'm going to start training daily for this. I'm looking at two-a-days possibly three-a-days.

Just watch out for the old Oklahoma Drill.

[The_cavalierman]

I just entered the event....I need to work myself up for it though.

I'm going to get my fiance to lend me a hand and hopefully we can arrive at a successful outcome together.:jerk:

[Patrick86L]

I'll bring the Jergens! :wavetowel:jerk:

http://www.ichiban.com.tw/stores/inblog/products/images/Jergens%20Soothing%20Aloe%20Relief%20Skin%20Comfor ting%20Moisturizer.jpg

[KingGibbs]

I'll bring the Jergens! :wavetowel:jerk:

http://www.ichiban.com.tw/stores/inblog/products/images/Jergens%20Soothing%20Aloe%20Relief%20Skin%20Comfor ting%20Moisturizer.jpg

I'll bring the naked pictures of your Mom. :D

[TampaSKINS]

I'll bring the naked pictures of your Mom. :D


ill do ya one better... ill bring his mom to cheer her son on!:point2sky

[Woofer]

The bids for the paper towel concession for that event will be sky high.

Chix Wet Wipes (http://www.restockit.com/Chix-Wet-Wipes--(CHI8507).html?source=froogle)

DETAILS: Reusable up to two days. Pink diamond pattern.
Nonwoven, rayon-based fabric absorbs water-based liquids. Can be rinsed and reused. 200 towels per dispenser case.
13-1/2 x 24 Competitive Wipes

This is an actual product. click the link (http://www.restockit.com/Chix-Wet-Wipes--(CHI8507).html?source=froogle)
Seems perfect, huh?

:notworthy

[Titaw]

I would hate to be a clown at that event. You'd be getting punched all day.

[DGreenistheBest]

I'm told there is a big load of paperwork you have to fill out, and they mail it to you in a long hard package. Apparently, people have been so excited about entering this event that they have prematurely emptied their load out of their package only to find they are exhausted from tugging on their package for so long.

[KingGibbs]

I'm told there is a big load of paperwork you have to fill out, and they mail it to you in a long hard package. Apparently, people have been so excited about entering this event that they have prematurely emptied their load out of their package only to find they are exhausted from tugging on their package for so long.

Boooooooooooo.....Boooooooooooooooo......

Get this bum off the stage. :D

[DGreenistheBest]

Boooooooooooo.....Boooooooooooooooo......

Get this bum off the stage. :D

I'm also told they don't have proper lodging at the event so most of the attendents are going to have to pitch a tent. I'll be here all week.

[Heavens Safety 21]

That is a little disturbing!

[dallasfan]

will they be testing for performance enhancing drugs...........

[cannonshogs44]

I took 2ed place last year.....I would have won but I made a major mistake....Never practice for this type of event the night before!!:D

[KingGibbs]

will they be testing for performance enhancing drugs...........

I hope not because I'm loaded with protein.

[Titaw]

This might kill the chicken industry.

[DGreenistheBest]

This might kill the chicken industry.

Monkeys and Dolphins are in danger of being beaten as well.

[Titaw]

Monkeys will just get spanked and Dolphins will get the good ole Singapore floggin, but Chickens they gonna get CHOKED!

[One Shot]

Is it BYOP?

As opposed to bringing someone elses?:laugh:

[WVUforREDSKINS]

Will you be able to eat weiners, buns, and sauce toppings for lunch?

[skins4eva]

The slogan for this event: "Come one, come all!"

[Titaw]

The slogan for this event: "Come one, come all!"

Will Michael Jackson's "BEAT IT" be played over loudspeakers?