Wade Phillips is dumb and can't find his car keys

[Rocky21]

Reason # 837 why the Cowboys organization is inept and incapable of winning a playoff game.

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-59/Wade--Who-has-my-keys-.html

He loaded up his Lincoln Navigator, but then realized he didn't have the keys. In one last moment of indignity, Phillips walked around the tunnel asking if anyone had his keys.

:laugh:

[Clinton Portis # 26]

That's how it goes when you are a son of a Bum :laugh:

[Rocky21]

ESPN's The Sports Guy comments on Keygate.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080118

Reader: Not only can Wade Phillips not help a football team win, he CANNOT FIND HIS KEYS!!! And Jerry Jones is adamant about keeping him next year?

Sports Guy: "Any time there's a published story about a head coach trying to leave a locker room after a season-ending playoff game and being unable to find his car keys, you have to wager against this coach in the playoffs for the rest of eternity."

[DWinzit]

Wade should have Bobby Carpenter hold his keys. Other than on Special Teams plays, he's not doing anything.;)

[BigDFan5]

yup, I have never once in my life misplaced my keys :doh:

[kuraitengai]

Wade should have Bobby Carpenter hold his keys. Other than on Special Teams plays, he's not doing anything.;)
that sounds like the perfect plan.

[Stophovr6]

Fatty McButterpants probably ate them thinking they were candy.

[tr1]

yup, I have never once in my life misplaced my keys :doh:

Ah...this stuff just adds to the bumble-head lore.

Awesome.

[bubba9497]

lost keys = metaphor for playoff wins? :D

[elkabong82]

The keys were found in the garbage, ... with Dallas' playoff performance.

[suze109]

yup, I have never once in my life misplaced my keys :doh:

Still, you hafta admit that was pretty poor timing ... from your perspective anyway.

Pretty damn funny from over here. :D

[RammsteinSkins]

Fatty McButterpants probably ate them thinking they were candy.:laugh: haha nice....

[mvisit1]

yup, I have never once in my life misplaced my keys :doh:

But you're 30 years old! You mean to tell me you have never misplaced them EVER? I always keep mine in the same pocket and put them in the same place when I get home, or try to at least. But they get misplaced at least once every 3-6 months.

[Rocky21]

lost keys = metaphor for playoff wins? :DSo true. Metaphorically speaking. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[OVCChairman]

"Well, we didn't score as many points certainly," he said. "That's what it comes down to. We didn't get turnovers to help score points. We didn't help get the field position that would help us to score points, so it's all team-related."


sounds a little like madden....