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[fuji869]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the s**t out of him.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

WTF is this guys problem. Seriously, what an *******.

[Touchdown Redskins]

He's a horrible person for doing this, but he's also going to be a very rich horrible person.

[ACW]

Um, guys? It's a joke. I checked, there is no "Calvin Rickson" @ Texas A&M.

[SUSkinsFan]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the s**t out of him.Good joke. BUT, if such a man did in fact exist, I would immediately revoke his man card and promptly beat him with a sock full of pennies

[skinsfan07]

Good joke. BUT, if such a man did in fact exist, I would immediately revoke his man card and promptly beat him with a sock full of pennies

screw pennies, put a brick in that mother ****er and get to work on his head!

[SUSkinsFan]

screw pennies, put a brick in that mother ****er and get to work on his head!you don't wanna kill him, just make him think about what he did

[twa]

Kick him once for me too.

He is a little late though,pretty sure this one beat him to it.
http://www.apocalypsecreations.ca/graphics/j41bra2LG.jpg

bet it's cold as hell though. ;)

[skinsfan07]

you don't wanna kill him, just make him think about what he did

make it oranges than. :D

[909997]

i hate evil scientist

[Forehead]

Good joke. BUT, if such a man did in fact exist, I would immediately revoke his man card and promptly beat him with a sock full of pennies

I'm preferential to a sack full of doorknobs, myself.

[SUSkinsFan]

make it oranges than. :DGood point. Don't leave a mark and when you're done you can make juice that can give you energy to beat him again.

[Head]

Um, guys? It's a joke. I checked, there is no "Calvin Rickson" @ Texas A&M.good thing he said Ohio State:doh:

putz :laugh:

[Enter Apotheosis]

The responses in this thread indicate that I could make a small personal fortune off of a chilled bra with support inspired by the slinky.

[edgun88]

That's not even possible. You can never stop boobs from bouncing. Never, I tell you.

[Toe Jam]

The responses in this thread indicate that I could make a small personal fortune off of a chilled bra with support inspired by the slinky.

I was thinking along those lines as well.

[Larry]

Am I the first one to say:

TTTUWOP

[kuraitengai]

Good joke. BUT, if such a man did in fact exist, I would immediately revoke his man card and promptly beat him with a sock full of pennies
naw man.... a sock full of wood screws. thats where its at.

[DGreenistheBest]

useless without pics NAO!