Just think of all the Nicknames or phrases we can have for Zorn!

[Rdskns2000]

One thing about Zorn's hire; we can have tons of nicknames or phrases!

The Zornster!

It's Zornytime!

Zonry! Me so Zorny!

Get Zonry with it!

The Boys have just been Zorned as the Skins defeat the Boys to go the Superbowl!

Etc....

[pitchdogg]

NO!!!!!! Just like Spags...rhymes with F&*#!

[rhyno]

Last time I saw someone score as much as Zorn, I was watching Porn! How about Zorn Star?

[Pedro]

Zorn the Merciless

Cometh the hour, cometh the Zorn

[10fttall]

Good God, I hope you all have day jobs!

[TK]

Kneel bitches. :)

[Veretax]

Redskins shall soar with Zorn!

[skinfan2k]

**********

[STBonecrusher21]

This should be at the top of the thread:


http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/images/bios/cast/Rob_Schneider.jpg


Then it'd be golden!

The Zornster, Sound the Zorn, The Zornman!

:laugh:

[lovetoaster]

Our potent offense will be the Zorn of Plenty

[SteveFromYellowstone]

I saw "The Zorn Identity" on nfl.com or something

[Pete]

When he is PO'd with a player, it's said he zornful ;)

[Gracelander]

And new this fall at Johnny Rockets..

Zorn On The Cob

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/Gracelander/October%20stuff/corn.jpg

[DieselPwr44]

Every redskin has its Zorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy cries after a bad,bad loss
Every redskin has its Zorn......


Stand back...it's a Zornado!!

[HapHaszard]

Good God, I hope you all have day jobs!
Whats a job?

[dez_mick]

Do I make you ZORNY Baby?!

[STBonecrusher21]

Whats a job?

1. Job; verb; Common type of punch used in the sport of boxing.

Duhhhhh.

[Smoot Point Really]

Zorn's offensive playbook will be called "Zornography"

[shuler74]

Zorn in the U.S.A....... I was....

[derekc4]

I love :jerk: it to internet Zorn

[End2round2sanders]

Zorn the Merciless

Cometh the hour, cometh the Zorn


O i like that one. Zorn and General Zod from superman 2.

[rlhjr34]

Hell hath no fury like a team ZORNED!!!

[HigSkin]

Zorn to be wild
Air Zorn
The calm before the Zorn

[derekc4]

I love :jerk: it to internet zorn of our hc making plays

[End2round2sanders]

Hell hath no fury like a team ZORNED!!!

Lol brilliant

[slackermike]

Zorn Again Redskins :)

[Helter_Skelter]

Zorn's offensive playbook will be called "Zornography"
Winner!!!!

[RestrictedView4Ever]

The process of installing the West Coast Offense with the 'Skins: Calizornication.

[Majormajor00]

zorn the merciless wins!

[ddub52]

We could call him "J Z", or "jigga"
you know, like Jay Z

[scskin]

Keep it simple Jay-Z

Allow us to introduce our Coach his name is Zorn
J to the IM
Need a new coach, we should try him
West Coast first but now he changed lanes
Gettin fans from Fed Ex yellin his name
and that's Zorn
Don't call him OC, something similiar to the letters
Hope he can do us better
Simple objective get the league to respect us
When I first heard I almost spit my breakfast
Jim Zorn?

[skinfan13]

Whats a job? I think its what I call that thing I do occasionally that takes up alot of my time and doesn't really give me anything in return...

[blitzpackage]

Children of the Zorn

Jimmy-crack-Zorn, and I don't care. :)

[Enter Apotheosis]

Credit to TLC (maybe?)...

The Zorn Identity
The Zorn Supremacy
The Zorn Ultimatum

[Forever21]

What do you think I was Zorn yesterday?

Jerry Jones was Zorn with a silver spoon in his mouth.

The Cowboys defense was Zorn to shreds by the Redskins offense.

[DjTj]

Keep it simple Jay-Z

Allow us to introduce our Coach his name is Zorn
J to the IM
Need a new coach, we should try him
West Coast first but now he changed lanes
Gettin fans from Fed Ex yellin his name
and that's Zorn
Don't call him OC, something similiar to the letters
Hope he can do us better
Simple objective get the league to respect us
When I first heard I almost spit my breakfast
Jim Zorn?this is good ... :applause:

J to the I-M, 'orn to the big Z,
Fo' shizzle my nizzle got a new coach in DC.
Snyder took his time to find the Zorn Identity;
Now we all be ready for the Zorn Supremacy.
"Me so Zorny!" That's what the ladies say;
No doubt he's a Zornstar; the man gets bizzay.

J to the I-M, 'orn to the big Z,
Fo' sheezy my neezy Zorn will make it look easy.
Bringing the west coast to the Air Coryell;
This Zorn-again coach does QB's well.
He's in the Zorn; he'll up the score
Hungry for Zornbread? He'll bake some more.

J to the I-M, 'orn to the big Z... :pimp:

[voicekiller]

And new this fall at Johnny Rockets..

Zorn On The Cob

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/Gracelander/October%20stuff/corn.jpgthat is f'n hysterical

[Skins247]

How about, just "JZ"? Beyonce has hers. We have ours.

[J3553]

Zorn's offensive playbook will be called "Zornography"

great offensive plays are now "zornographic".

[richhilljr]

I am Zorn, hear me roar

Enter Zornman

[blitzpackage]

http://i32.tinypic.com/5aqmwy.jpg

[Skins4me]

Every Monday the headlines will read...Another team mourns after being ripped apart by Zorn

[MozeDawg]

great offensive plays are now "zornographic".

His offense is so sexy and nasty call it a Zorn-O

or other teams will be Zorn to pieces!

[REDSKINZ-RIDEORDIE]

Jim Zorn= J-Z (Jay-Z)


HOVA!!!!!!! HOVA!!!! HOVA!!!!!!! HOVA!!!!!!!!! :cool:

[alwaysaskin]

I like the children of the Zorn, we should get a special section of crazies at Fed Ex, and nickname 'em Children of the Zorn

[CliffBattles]

Funny, that this thread came up.

I was eating dinner at Morton's tonight (the one in Reston) and Zorn was there with Snyder and Cerrato (I was one of the first to kinda know!)....anyway they were pretty much signing the contract there....but, it seemed the Skins attorney (or so I am guessing) was referring to him as "Z-Man."

Yep, you heard it here first.....Z-Man.

[CGSKINS]

And new this fall at Johnny Rockets..

Zorn On The Cob

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c202/Gracelander/October%20stuff/corn.jpg:laugh:

[CGSKINS]

[QUOTE=scskin]Keep it simple Jay-Z

Allow us to introduce our Coach his name is Zorn
J to the IM
Need a new coach, we should try him
West Coast first but now he changed lanes
Gettin fans from Fed Ex yellin his name
and that's Zorn
Don't call him OC, something similiar to the letters
Hope he can do us better
Simple objective get the league to respect us
When I first heard I almost spit my breakfast
Jim Zorn?[/QUOTE :laugh:


IT'S THA ROC!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now we need to find our Beenie Siegel :D

[BAFGA]

There was an old song back in the 70s that had the line "Jim Zorn made me wish that I had never been born" or something like that. It was a song about every team in the NFL. My favorite line was "Bum Phillips made a bum out of me."

[REDSKINZ-RIDEORDIE]

I like the children of the Zorn, we should get a special section of crazies at Fed Ex, and nickname 'em Children of the Zorn


I agree, I like that..........

[wysknz1]

Mother to son, " Now Johnny, eat your Zornflakes and one day you can grow up big and strong and coach the Redskins"


And the new Skins theme song..."Every Rose has it's Zorn"

[Timmy Smith]

great offensive plays are now "zornographic".

:laugh:

..."baby, we were Zorn to run"

[Timmy Smith]

extremeskins.com is now known as "internet Zornography"

[Timmy Smith]

Can we call him "Chief Z"?

[Laron Burgundy]

Can we call him "Chief Z"?

Only if his last name was Zagodzinski or Zawowski. Everybody knows you can't shorten it to just one letter unless the last name is polish.

[bubba9497]

we now have the

Zorn Idenity



don't be forZorn


the 2 minute Zorning


the Red Zorn & End Zorn


wake up early in the Zorning

[One Shot]

We shall call him....the Zorn.

[Stadium-Armory]

When the offense flounders: Zoron. And I'm sure there's some way to work in: Lindsey Zorniak.

[skinfan2k]

ZornMeister!

[LiveStrongSkins]

:laugh: thats funny Bubba. The two minute offense will be called the two minute Zorning... :laugh:

[thesubmittedone]

Boy, those players look all Zorn out after a long Training Camp.


Good Zorning, wake up on the right side of the bed?


That wasn't funny at all, it was really Zorny.


I've loved my son ever since he was Zorn.

[skinsfan12]

"Zorn" has a meaning that may spell doom:

link (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zorn)

Destroyed, murdered. Denotes a catastrophe. From the Watership Down glossary of Lapine, the language of rabbits.

'Zorn! Zorn!' cried the dreadful squealing voice. 'All dead! O Zorn!'"

.

[Majormajor00]

Zorn was a famous swedish painter in the 1800s, obviously points to success for us. Wow, that freshman art history class actually came in handy, who knew?

[JTC228]

I say "Hardcore Zorn"

[LLandryistheshiz]

This should be at the top of the thread:


http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/images/bios/cast/Rob_Schneider.jpg


Then it'd be golden!

The Zornster, Sound the Zorn, The Zornman!

:laugh:
Too True

[onlypoopypants]

i personally am so zorny over this sexy hire.

[No_Pressure]

Zornography

[NebraSKIN]

Danny interviewed everybody from A to Zorn....

[Skin McNasty]

Torn by Zorn

[tryfuhl]

who ready for some zornography?

[E-Dog Night]

If more veterans get cut and the youth movement continues, we'll have a bunch of kiddie Zorn on our hands.

Yeah, I went there.

[Rdskns2000]

extremeskins.com is now known as "internet Zornography"


Maybe we should change it to extremezorn.com or zornskins.com

[we miss you scoop]

who loves ya zorny zorn?

[Tarhog]

When he retires, he can either write his 'Zornography', or go into 'Zornography'. Because both literature lovers and bikers love his work.

I have no idea what any of that means - I just want to be a part of this thread.

[Ant15fromNJ]

Jimmy BOY!!!!!

[SKINS FAN #56]

Around the Zorn.

[Titaw]

His playbook is written in a Zoreign laguage

"ZORN! Next time you play one off the hip...."

[honeydont]

They say his dad when asked of his sons birthdate told the press why he was Zorn of the Fourth of July!!!!!!!! :silly: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

[honeydont]

Danny Snyder crowned Jim the HC by having him wear the Crown of Zorns. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[MSB 21]

Danny Snyder crowned Jim the HC by having him wear the Crown of Zorns. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh no you didn't.......:laugh: :stop:

[honeydont]

Yes heres something very scary-Jim Zorn spelled backwards= Nroz Mij Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freaky. :cheers:

[Chachie]

I like "Coach."

[noshirtforyou]

im gonna call him Jay-Z lol

['Skins12th]

Our potent offense will be the Zorn of Plenty

I believe that would make it a Zornocopia!!!!

[Mr. Sinister]

Do I make you Zorny baby? Do I make you rendy?:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[BillyKilmer]

Guys you gotta earn a nickname ...

[E-Dog Night]

If the Redskins win the division next season, we can call it the Zorn Supremacy.

[STBonecrusher21]

Guys you gotta earn a nickname ...

And we can call you "Buzzkill Billy Kilmer"

[eaudio5]

Run a 10 and out to the corner of the "End Zorn".

We gotta score a TD instead of a FG, now that we're in the "Red Zorn".


I know these are bad.

Sorry

[skinsfan4221977]

If you don't want to pay high vendor prices at FedEx, may I suggest the ZornDogs at the ES tailgate. Like corndogs, only better.

[SKINZROCKBABY!]

"The great Zornholio" he he he.:laugh:

[devil421]

I just hope we wont need Zorning After pills on Mondays ;)

[bubba9497]

Always enjoy a little Zorno

[RestrictedView4Ever]

With all the hip references to Jay-Z flying around, I realize I'm dooming myself to obscurity with a Neil Diamond reference. But I shall plow resolutely ahead.

In anticipation of fall football weekends with the new coach, here's "September Zorn." Sing along to the tune if you know it. Or actually, imagine Dan serenading the Coach.

Stay for just a while
Stay, and be my Head Coach
It’s been so long, I hardly knew you
As my Offensive Coordinator

Stay with me a while
I only want you as my Head Coach
We’ve flown across the country
To find ourselves again

September Zorn
We talked until the night became a brand new day
Two people talking football in a guesthouse across the way
September Zorn-ing still can make me feel this way

Look at what you’ve done
Why, you’ve become an NFL Head Coach
I still can hear you talkin’
About tutoring Jason

And look how far you’ve come
So far from a QB Coach
But not so far that we’ve forgotten
How it was before

September Zorn
Do you remember how we talked that night away
Two people talking football in a guesthouse across the way
September Zorn-ing still can make me feel that way

[Strandgaard]

A Zorn in the side of the opponents

[jimster]

This should be at the top of the thread:


http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/images/bios/cast/Rob_Schneider.jpg


Then it'd be golden!

The Zornster, Sound the Zorn, The Zornman!

:laugh:


hey, that's how I got my nickname.

[dawgjk9]

jus like in dude wheres my car how people held their hands in a Z for zoltan... people can hold their hands into a Z for zorn.

[smer]

get your popzorn ready :munchout:

[LApunkrocker72]

Believe in the power of the Zorn

[Larry Brown #43]

If things don't go well for him in DC:

Zorno the Clown.

Hopefully we never have to use that one!!! :)

[lovetoaster]

I believe that would make it a Zornocopia!!!!

Ooh, that was nice.

[Monk4thaHALL]

I am Zornholio!

[dcnativenerd]

This offseason is gonna be Zornrific!

[mikeDinNYC]

zorntavius maximus... WE SHALL SLAUGHTER THE ENEMY!

[Heavens Safety 21]

You all must be very bored or something?

[Nomadskin11]

Just an FYI

Zorn is a German word meaning "Fury"

Fury related-phrases (run with it if you think of anything):

"The Calm at the Center of the Zorn"
"The Eye of the Zorn"

[thomasroane]

Children of the Zorn
:)

Nice!! I like that one.

[SkinzWin88]

The Zornicator

[DallasSucks19922010]

well these guys fought their zorns out

['Skins12th]

All HAIL the Zornophiles!
"...Hell hath no fury like a woman Zorned"!!!

[MSB 21]

"Don't Mess with the Bull or you'll get The Zorn"

[Darc Requiem]

Kneel bitches. :)

Excellent signature, better avatar :applause::applause::applause:

[MSB 21]

Everytime We beat dallas it will be "The Battle of Little Bigzorn"

[Stew]

If Billicheck films our practices or pre-game walk through's next season... will he be filming a "Zorno"?

[nace14]

clinton portis will be sitting out of training camp with a zorn on his big toe.

[Reaganaut]

The ZornDawg

The EndZorn

The RedZorn

Zornucopia

Rip Zorn

[Hail2TheRedskins!]

Blow thy Zorn, hunter, Come blow thy Zorn on high! In yonder wood there lyeth a doe, In faith she will not die. Come, blow thy Zorn, hunter Come, blow thy Zorn, jolly Hunter!

[Nomadskin11]

Seems like we're getting to the point where people on page 8 are suggesting nicknames that were already listed on several other pages.

(Dr. Evil voice and look-around)
Could we say the concept of giving our new coach a nickname has
"Zorn" out it's welcome?

(crickets)



peace
-nomad

[bubba9497]

be a Zornamaniac

[1972FAN]

hmm,,,,,,,,

[ForOldDC]

I dunno about the rest of you, but I'll be referring to this hiring as Plan Z...

[Smurf85]

I don't know every time I hear Zorn I think Porn.:doh: :laugh:

[CounterTrey75]

He'll always be coach QB Sneak to me until he proves himself.

After he proves himself, maybe I'll call him:

Da Z's - short for Zenith Zorn...I will like the idea of saying teams got infected with the Da Z's after playing the skins! :laugh: