"Dorm Wars," I need Ideas

[Brad89]

I need some ideas, STAT. I know you guys are a creative bunch.

So last night some douches from another section of our dorm brought in some hair(Yeah, wtf?), and my suitemate walked out of the bathroom. When said douche saw my suitemate, he dropped the hair in our hallway and ran.

This seems trivial and pointless, but it is nonetheless an assault on our pride.
Who knows what kind of nefarious ideas they had planned with the hair?

Yes, I've googled pranks and such, and yes I have some ideas. However, I know many of you have been to college and may have valuable anecdotes to share.

We're going to try to counterattack tonight because most people are going home this weekend for Easter, so post away!

[Fergasun]

Drop a deuce on the douche...

[Brad89]

Drop a deuce on the douche...

There are a few ideas involving poo floating around.
Any other ideas?

[SkinsOrlando]

Take a stick of deordarant, jam it at the doorknob, they'll be locked out there room for a good while

[jrockster21]

You could penny their door. Probably same principle as SO's prank, but if you stick pennies just right under the door, it won't open. And unless they know its pennied, they'll be clueless as to why it won't open. :laugh:

[TheTakeover]

Saran wrap the exit to their floor right outside the elevator.

[Brad89]

Take a stick of deordarant, jam it at the doorknob, they'll be locked out there room for a good while


If anyone has any other ideas for locking them in, let me know.

[RedlightG20]

bomb them with shaving cream.

get a manilla clasp envelope.
http://www.jampaper.com/userFiles/productImages/tn_0129_Manilla_Clasp___Open_End_Envelopes.jpg

and a bottle of shaving cream.
http://www.wiu.edu/users/mucrb4/can.jpg

cut the top of the envelope so its about 2/3 its original size, making a pouch. load up the bottom of the envelope with the shaving cream. go to said douche's door and carefully (and quickly) shove the open end of the envelope underneath the door so the opening is inside the room and the bulge of shaving cream is on your side.

with a heavy foot, stomp on the bottom of the envelope. this will inject a large amount of shaving cream underneath the door and make a mess of everything within a 5 foot blast radius inside the room. grab the envelope and run.

[33]

There are a few ideas involving poo floating around.

Such as: Bunch of people **** in an old pretzel jar. Then we take it to their bathroom and put it in their trashcan with the lid open and let it sit in there all night. They'd wake up to a stinky surprise in the morning.

However..I don't know if anyone wants to carry a pretzel jar full of **** to the other section. :)

Any other ideas?

I recommend you don't actually use any of those ideas. It's likely a sure fire way to get kicked out of school at the least.

[SkinsOrlando]

One of the things we did was take a rope and tie it to one door knob and the other door across from it, neither person could get out.

[sacase]

Have you ever smelled Valerian Root extract. Cut up some capsules and put them under the door then squeeze some of the gel on the door handle. That stuff stinks to high heaven....You can get it at GNC

[Touchdown Redskins]

Lean a bucket of water (or piss) against their door at night. When they open it, all the water will flood into their room. It's not the best prank in the world, but they'll be pissed off.

[Brad89]

EDIT..in case the enemy looks for ideas tomorrow.

[cathartic-j]

Can you get into the common room that's just outside the bedrooms?

Also, I agree: no poo. I've been an RA at one of THE most liberal schools in existence for two years, and there'd be consequences for that **** even here. I mean . . . we don't bust people for drinking or pot, so if that would go over really badly, I can only imagine what the repercussions might be if you go to a more traditional school.

Finally, I want to urge you to consider your prank's effects on the school's facilities. Don't do anything that might cause permanent damage, and definitely don't stuff that's going to make somebody's job suck like hell.

[Brad89]

Can you get into that common room just outside the bedrooms?

Also, I agree: no poo. I'm an RA at one of THE most liberal schools in existence, and there'd be consequences for that **** even here.

Finally, I want to urge you to consider your prank's effects on the school's facilities. Don't do anything that might cause permanent damage, and definitely don't stuff that's going to make somebody's job suck like hell.


I just want to get them.

[cathartic-j]

Yeah, I was thinking ky all over the floor, but I don't want the janitor to have to clean that up.

I just want to get them somehow..

Is their common room messy?

[Brad89]

Is their common room messy?
No idea. I don't know these kids. And there's a code to get in there.

We've got something in the works.

[ForSkins]

we used to steal ripened bananas and hide them in places in their rooms (behind radiators, backs of closets etc) . places they'd never look. in about three-five days they really stink.

another one (I pissed my wife off with this one in college). We snuck into their apartment and took all the labels off all the canned goods

[cathartic-j]

No idea. I don't know these kids. And there's a code to get in there.

We've got something in the works.

Alrighty . . . good luck, and don't do too much damage!

[ZoEd]

Eggs! Eggs! and more freaking Eggs!

I lived in the dorms when I first came in the military and the Security Police lived right across from us. We hated each other! All the rooms opened to the outside on to a walkway and it was three stories high. Anyway, Halloween night we got hit with a few eggs around 10 at night. Cowards threw and hid. Not to be outdone 8 of us went and got 2 dozen eggs each and at the stroke of midnight we unleashed egg hell. It looked like a white rainbow of eggs hitting every possible floor of that dorm. I few guys ran out of their rooms to see what was up and in good military fashion we adjusted fire and they promptly ran back into their fox holes. Do the math, almost 200 eggs! That place was a mess.

About an hour later I heard knocking a few doors down and I stuck my head out to see what the racket was all about and their stood the SP Commander and 1st Sgt. Someone had dimed me out as the "ring leader" so he started chewing my ass pretty good. He made me walk next door to look at the mess and told me to go get my friends to help or I'd have to clean it myself. I bowed up a little bit and told him it was retalilation and showed him where we had cleaned up our dorm of the egg mess that his guys had caused. Well, he changed his tune. I think he had a feeling who started it and he told me not to worry about it he'd take care of it. Within minutes the entire dorm that wasn't on shift was out there cleaning eggs and were still doing so when we left for work that morning. Boys weren't happy. It's all good though; we drank some beers and got over it. That is until the snowball fight that lasted for about 4 hours but that's a different story.

So, if it were me; I'd hide in the bushs or whatever outside the entrance to their dorm with about 4 or 5 of my good buddies with a few dozen eggs and wait until their close and hitem coming and going. Only thing hurt is their pride and a change of clothes.

[GoSkins561]

If anyone has any other ideas for locking them in, let me know.

After you penny them in set the bathroom on fire and or pull the fire alarm.

Which floor are you on?






























Just Kidding

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Take a **** in their shoes.

[RedskinsSuperBowl21]

Edward **** hands:
put dog/human **** on the outside of there door handle and then penny their door so they cant get out and they are stuck in their room with stinky **** hands

[ForSkins]

Take a **** in their shoes.


Just don't get caught like Najeh!

[RedskinsSuperBowl21]

or be a man and punched ******** for putting his pubes in your hall and then say that your section doesn't **** around

[Zazzaro703]

buttered floor if possible....

[chipwhich]

Saran wrap under the toilet seat, pulled tight.

[zoony]

another one (I pissed my wife off with this one in college). We snuck into their apartment and took all the labels off all the canned goods


:laugh: that would suck

[jrockster21]

If anyone has any other ideas for locking them in, let me know.


You could penny their door. Probably same principle as SO's prank, but if you stick pennies just right under the door, it won't open. And unless they know its pennied, they'll be clueless as to why it won't open. :laugh:

:)


buttered floor if possible....

:laugh: Reminds me of the internet prank war that was going back and forth between roommates for awhile. If possible, set up a hidden video camera and record it. Nothing funnier than some random dude busting his ass on a buttered floor. :laugh:

[Raub]

Not dorm, but military barracks, and same premise. When I was in Germany I had some really rude neighbors who would wake me up with obnoxious bass on Saturday and Sunday mornings. I enjoy sleeping off a good hangover, so this was seriously ****ing annoying. I found the circuit breaker box and through trial and error mapped out the entire thing. I would just shut off breakers at 3 am after getting home from drinking.

[Brad89]

Tying two of th suites shut. We're leaving two open so noone is permanently stuck in there. I want these *******s to know that we mean business.

[Drockvb]

Have a subscription of a Ghey magazine sent to them monthly.

[Yusuf06]

Try this. (http://www.liquidass.com/suggested-use.html) You'll win-hands down. ;)

[THEArmchairQB]

Take a cookie sheet and put wax paper on it.

Piss all over the wax paper.

Put it in your freezer.

While they are at class or asleep slide it under their door.

Let it thaw.

[PleaseBlitz]

You could penny their door. Probably same principle as SO's prank, but if you stick pennies just right under the door, it won't open. And unless they know its pennied, they'll be clueless as to why it won't open. :laugh:

UNDER the door? We jammed the penny's between the door and the door frame. :whoknows:

[CandaceM23]

Why don't you just give them an Abe Lincoln or a Hot Carl.
That'll teach em ....

[SkinsBry]

Take off the grill to the air vent, put a dead fish inside and put the grill back on.

Or you could go to an outdoor store and get some deer or fox urine in a spray bottle from the hunting department. Just start spraying the stuff around their dorm.

[Koolblue13]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a9SKFyzoNV0

[Mooney]

If anyone has any other ideas for locking them in, let me know.



Duct tape.

[PleaseBlitz]

My freshman year my dorm had 1 bathroom for the whole floor. About 1 out of 10 times someone would take a shower after 6 pm, they would get covered in red Kool Aid powder. :laugh:

Penny lockings were common.

We changed the vacuum from suck to blow and shot a huge pile of Gold Bond under one guys door. It coated 1/4 of his room in talc. :laugh:

We went through a LOT of syrup of ipecac. :puke:

[gbear]

Back when I was an RA, we had keys that opened all the doors (and combos). When we got in a prank war, my friend and I broke in to a few RA's rooms and taped porn pictures all over thier rooms. That may not sound too bad, but we got them from magazines with only 60 year old plus stars. We got both male and femal mags...and after we had put many out in the open, we hid some so they would find them as time goes on.

I remember one guy getting really annoyed with us almost a month later. Hiis gf at the time called him over to his dresser where she was going for the protection they favored. He went to his stash of condums only to find a fairly unsexy picture awaiting him. :silly: We told him we were just setting the mood, and we were surprised it took him so long to find that one.

[JMS]

You've come to the right place.. I am a master of the art of juvinile pranks with a specialization in Dorm warfair.

Here are the broad titles with descriptions be low..

(1) Penny Lock
(2) Penny Lock, the siege
(3) Penny Lock, defense
(4) Penny Lock, no defense
(5) The perfect crime.
(6) Prank for dirty mouths
(7) Prank for dirty ears
(8) You can never go home again
(9) What's that noise?
(10) Thanks for the gift.
(11) Bombs away...


(1) Penny Lock. if you take eight to twelve pennies and tape them together it forms a hard medel block. If you insert this block by pressing in at the top of a wooden substantial door and wedge this block into the door frame between the door and the frame; and then force it down as close as you can to the door knob and bolt it will put so much pressure on the bolt that the knob will no longer work. For best results use two blocks of pennies one from the top and one from the botton of the door.

It's quiet, it's not destructive, and it's a blast if used over a three day weekend or for folks who are trying to make a hote date or a 8am class.

(2) Penny Lock, the siege..... If you can do a little prep work and actually get their phone coard before you pennylock them in, and if folks on your hall aren't sympathetic you can trap folks in their room for days. We used this trick on our RA in Pritchard and had him in his room for 48 hours. Every time he tried to yell for help everybody on the pit started yelling and drowned him out. Dude finally used his speaker wires and speakers to rig up a phone ear peace and mic and called for help. Pete Hilton 1982 true story.

It's also fun to fill an album cover with shaving cream and put the open end under the door and stamp on it. You can shoot cream across a 12 foot room in this mannor. It destroys the LP cover but manilla envolopes and other substitues for an LP cover are not nearly as good.

Once you've creamed them it's time for the baby powder. pour the baby powder at the base of teh door and use your hair drier to blow it into their room. The fine powder will cover everything in their room and especially adhear to the afore mentioned shaving cream.

(3) Penny Lock, defense..... If you are penny locked in a room yourself, It is possible to use a dinning hall knife and push the pennies out of the door frame. Takes some doing and a little bit of talent, but if you're penny locked in you've got the time.

(4) Penny lock no defense.... If you use super glue instead of tape it's nearly imposible to self defend with the dining room knife ( which one should always keep in ones room just in case) . If you further use super glue on the ends of the penny blocks they will need a hammer and chissle to get out.

(5) The perfect crime, If your dorm room is several floors high it's always fun to build a funilator. Not a beer bong which userped this piece of weaponry's name. Go down to the chem department and grab yourself some surgical tubing. They usually use it to connect the bunson burners to the gas supply. Make sure it's new and make sure it's long enough. Two tubes About 3 to four feet each should do it. then get your self a funnel. make two holes in the funnel near the top. Run each tube through one hole and tie it's ends together. Two buddies on each tupe. One buddy on the funnel. One guy with binoculars at an ajoining room with a speaker phone as a sighter.

IT's possible to shoot a water bolloon 100 yards from a sixth floor window. Accurate as hell with a little practice. Hit someone in the head, he'll look around but will never hear you laughing your ass off much less see you.

(6) Prank for dirty mouths.... If you take someones' toothpaste and blow into the tube it's possible to create an air bubble large enough to hold shaving cream. Next time the dude brushes his teeth he will be washing them too.

(7) Prank for dirty ears.... If you put shavnig cream on the ear piece of aphone, and then call the number. Whoever answers it will goo himself with the shaving cream. Something that's fun if your just bored and sitting around the dorm.

(8) You can never go home again.. This is a little destructive, but if you take a toothpick and dab it with crazy glue and break it off in somebodies lock. The door will not open again without the help of a locksmith. Wire is also good here but you have to make sure you don't leave any end hanging out of the lock.

(9) An oldie but a goodie. Tie a bolt or Nut onto a string. Secure one end of the string above the victoms window. Run the other end of the string to your ajoining room. When they start to go to bed, or want to studdy tap their window with the bolt, then pull the string tight so the bolt is out of sight when they open the window. This one's good for hours of fun. But it's only good once.

10 ) Thanks for the gift.... dude is going home for spring break.. rap a cinder block in brown wrapping paper and send it to him COD. Be sure to use UPS cause if you use the US postal service I'm pretty sure it's a federal offense. UPS oddly enough it's not prosecutable and it's just a prank.

11) Get some lithium from the Chem department... Lithium explodes when it comes into contact with water. coat the lithium with soap flush it down the toilet, about 2 seconds after you flush it it will explode the pipe and sewage goes everywhere. This one you don't use in your dorm..

[SkinsBry]

(6) Prank for dirty mouths.... If you take someones' toothpaste and blow into the tube it's possible to create an air bubble large enough to hold shaving cream. Next time the dude brushes his teeth he will be washing them too.

I've heard Preparation H works well in toothpaste too, but I've never tried it nor have I seen it done.

By the way JMS, that is a great list of pranks.

[JMS]

I've heard Preparation H works well in toothpaste too, but I've never tried it nor have I seen it done.

By the way JMS, that is a great list of pranks.


Yeah, Just remember, there is a fine line between prank and federal crime. Best advice, once you approach that line, never admit anything, never return to the scene of the crime, and don't even discuss it decades after the fact unless you're confident in your knowledge of the statute of limitations...



Spring Breakers Arrested After Dynamite Explodes On Hotel Sundeck

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DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla. -- Three spring breakers were arrested after an explosion rocked two hotel guests from their bed and shattered the windows of their Daytona Beach Shores hotel room around 2:30am Friday.


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Officers patrolling the Oceanside Inn on South Atlantic Avenue in Daytona Beach Shores (see satellite map of location (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=oceanside+inn+daytona+beach+shores+florida&ie=UTF8&ll=29.204722,-80.99705&spn=0.00177,0.003567&t=h&z=19)) heard a loud explosion early Friday morning. Several witnesses said the explosion came from the sundeck, located on the second floor of the hotel.


When officers first arrived, they found three safety windows had been shattered, along with a metal light pole that had been destroyed. They also noticed metal and glass debris scattered across a 100-foot area.



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Police said surveillance video from the hotel showed three hotel guests running from the scene. The guests, three college students, were identified as 21-year-old Timothy Bechtel of La Grange, Illinois, 21-year-old Christopher Romano of Dayton, Ohio, and 21-year-old Michael Bolt, also from La Grange. When officers contacted Bechtel, he was found to have a cut on his arm and he admitted to being involved in the incident.


Bechtel told police Romano had detonated a partial stick of dynamite while he and Bolt acted as lookouts. A search of the room the three were staying in found no other explosives.


"They're really nice guys, they were just really drunk yesterday," said spring breaker Dan McDonough. "We saw 'em before dark and they were so wasted that I don't think they remember doing that."


The three were charged with discharging a destructive device causing injury and property damage, a first-degree felony. Bond was set at $20,000.


Damages to the hotel were estimated at $2,000 and guests from two hotel rooms had to be relocated as a result. Oceanside Inn told police it would not be able to rent the rooms for a month, resulting in a loss of $8,000 to $10,000 in revenue.


The surveillance video has not been released by police.

[Jeeb]

go to walmart or any hunting store and buy deer piss. stuff will make there floor smelll for days. i did it at school once

[zoony]

It's very simple to do, but it has to be snowing outside.

Go out and gather up armloads of snow and throw it over the shower curtain while your roomate is taking a shower. They will scream like a girl, it is awesome :laugh: But they probably won't talk to you for a day or two :laugh:

[jrockster21]

UNDER the door? We jammed the penny's between the door and the door frame. :whoknows:

:doh: I fail at prank war threads. :laugh:

[zoony]

Why is it that I've never heard of pennies in the door? :dunce:

I still have no idea wtf you guys are talking about. JMS's description left me even more confused.

[SkinsOrlando]

zoony, tape 4-5 pennies together, stick them between door and frame on the hingeside, now door won't open


You do have doors in Tennessee right????

[zoony]

You do have doors in Tennessee right????


yes of course, you've got to have a way to keep the hogs in the kitchen

[JMS]

zoony, tape 4-5 pennies together, stick them between door and frame on the hingeside, now door won't open


You do have doors in Tennessee right????

Actually you stick them opposite the hinge side and you may need to use as many as 10 or 12 pennies...

So, you are outside of the room.. Your victems are inside their room thinking they are safe from malicious intent. The door would open inwards swinging away from you, but it must be closed in order to do this.

You insert the penny wedges above and be low the knob by pressing on the top and bottom corners of the closed door across from the hinges and above the knobb... Pressing on the door like this openns up a gap between the door and the frame. You put the penny wedge in that gap. Then while continuing to pressing the corners of the door you slide the pennies closer and closer to the door knob. Do the top penny wedge first, and then the bottom wedge to be certain.

The pennies wedged between the door and the door frame put pressure on the door bolt. If you put enough pressure on the door bolt the door knob will no longer work to slid it in and out of the frame. You put more pressure on the bolt by getting the pennies closser and closser to the door knobb.

That's a penny lock. It requires you have a substancial wooden door. hollow doors like those in home bedrooms won't work.

You only need one wedge of pennies to do it, but if you want to be really thorough folks use a second wedge of pennies..

Doors which fit loosely into their frames require more pennies closer to the knobb. Doors which are tighter require less pennies and you don't need to work them down as much towards the knob.

It's part art, part science.

[TheKurp]

The one semester I attended Bethany College in West Virginia there was an all out war between the 3rd floor of the men's dorm and the 3rd floor of the women's dorm in two buildings that were situated next to each other to form an "L".

There was the usual panty raids, shaving-cream-in-a-record-album-stuck-under-a-door-then-stomped-on, tooth-pick-broken-off-in-door-knob, pennies-in-the-door-jamb, water-balloons-dropped-from-the-roof, pulled-fire-alarms, shut-off-the-water-main, spray-pam-on-the-floors, etc..etc...pranks.

But one night in the wee hours of the morning...
...and this one I refused to participate in....
...the guys went to a farm adjacent to the campus and stole a cow. They then walked this cow up three flights of stairs and left it in the woman's dorm. Two days later that cow was still there because it refused to walk down the stairs. There was talk of butchering the cow and bringing it down in pieces. Eventually they came up with a plan whereby they layed down plywood over the stairs to make ramps. Then they tranquilized the cow, slid him down three flights of stairs, and then waited for him to wake up on the first floor landing before taking him back to the farm.

There were 20 guys on the 3rd floor in ten dorm rooms - 2 per room. After this incident there were 12 left to complete the semester. To get the guys to fess up they threatened to expel the entire floor. I was sick of the place anyway - thus my one semester there - so although I knew who the culprits were, I never squealed.

[JMS]

There is one more if for folks who are a little more advanced.


The egg crossbow, also good for snowballs, but be careful cause at close range it might take someone's head off with a snowball.


You use pvc pipe and the same surgical tubing as in the funelator described above. This tubing can be had at any chemistry department they keep coils of it for the bunsun burners. You don't want the black tube, you want the light brown rubbery elastic tubing. they use this for wrist rockets too.

Anyway... you need two pvc tubes, one which is closed off. The open tube must be large enough to hold the smaller tube inside of it. It should be snug, but loose enough to slide freely. In the larger tube you cut two slits wide enough for the surgical tubing to fit about 18 inches in length.. Put knotches in this slit and you can rest your cocked crossbow while loading. Attach the surgical tubing to the smaller PVC pipe, buy cutting two opposite holes in the smaller pvc pipe and running a dowl rod through the holes. Fit the smaller PVC pipe into the larger pvc pipe running the surgical tubing to connect to the dowl rods now sticking through your slots.

Now if you fasten the other end of your surgical tubing to the outside top of the large tube you will have an egg cannon capapble of shooting 5-10 feet. Which sucks.

If you attach a cross bar onto your mortor, and attach the tubeing to the ends of the cross bar, tight; you will have a egg cannon which can shoot accurately 100 or more yards. It's possible to sit in the bushes bellow somebodyes 15th story room and consistantly put eggs right through his window. It's possible to get headshots from an elivated position at very great distance.. You can knock people off their feet with this gadget, and not draw blood or give concussions...

Just don't freeze the eggs, that would be lethal.

[JMS]

The one semester I attended Bethany College in West Virginia


When I was a Junior the freshman were pulling pranks in this dorm. They had filled up buckets of water and were dropping the water on peoples heads. Then one guy got the bright idea to use a trash bag. These guys dropped like twenty gallons of watter out of a fifth story window in a trash bag. It didn't hit their intended victem, it hit right next to him. It hit the hood of this guys car and just about took the engine out. If it would have hit a person it would have killed him.

I don't think it would have done more damage if it was a 100lb rock.

[riggins44]

(5) The perfect crime, If your dorm room is several floors high it's always fun to build a funilator. Not a beer bong which userped this piece of weaponry's name. Go down to the chem department and grab yourself some surgical tubing. They usually use it to connect the bunson burners to the gas supply. Make sure it's new and make sure it's long enough. Two tubes About 3 to four feet each should do it. then get your self a funnel. make two holes in the funnel near the top. Run each tube through one hole and tie it's ends together. Two buddies on each tupe. One buddy on the funnel. One guy with binoculars at an ajoining room with a speaker phone as a sighter.

IT's possible to shoot a water bolloon 100 yards from a sixth floor window. Accurate as hell with a little practice. Hit someone in the head, he'll look around but will never hear you laughing your ass off much less see you.


(7) Prank for dirty ears.... If you put shavnig cream on the ear piece of aphone, and then call the number. Whoever answers it will goo himself with the shaving cream. Something that's fun if your just bored and sitting around the dorm.



We taped the body of a Bic pen to window handle. Then used it to launch
bottle rockets at other dorms. Great for changing pitch and angle of launch.

For dirty ears try using vasoline. Can't be seen and often they will will walk
around with ear coated.

[JMS]

We taped the body of a Bic pen to window handle. Then used it to launch
bottle rockets at other dorms. Great for changing pitch and angle of launch.


Bottle rockets make a sound and leave a trail of smoke. The beutiful thing about the funnelator is the victom is walking around minding his own business then THWACK, he's knocked back two steps and is all wet. He has absolutely no idea what just happenned or who did it. Even in broad daylight.





For dirty ears try using vasoline. Can't be seen and often they will will walk
around with ear coated.

That sounds like a good innovation.

[lovetoaster]

Why don't you just give them an Abe Lincoln or a Hot Carl.
That'll teach em ....

For some reason, the phrase "Hot Carl" always makes me laugh

[Sarge]

Creative **** here. BUt if you want to lock them in, just Super Glue their door locks

[Brad89]

We tied their doors shut relatively late in the morning, and by 9:30 the ropes were off. I'd love to know what happened. That's the unfortunate thing about pranking someone you don't know/rarely come in contact with. I'm going to try to find out what happened and how they got out. Thanks for the ideas everyone, and please do keep them coming.

[33]

But one night in the wee hours of the morning...
...and this one I refused to participate in....
...the guys went to a farm adjacent to the campus and stole a cow. They then walked this cow up three flights of stairs and left it in the woman's dorm. Two days later that cow was still there because it refused to walk down the stairs. There was talk of butchering the cow and bringing it down in pieces. Eventually they came up with a plan whereby they layed down plywood over the stairs to make ramps. Then they tranquilized the cow, slid him down three flights of stairs, and then waited for him to wake up on the first floor landing before taking him back to the farm.

This was done at my high school as part of a senior prank before I attended. As was releasing rats or mice that each were numbered up to the year of the graduating class. Maybe one number was missing, I don't really know the exact story.

[BigMike619]

My HS was so ghetto that they kidnapped the Principal as the Senior Prank..

I miss that guy to this day :(

[Brad89]

There is one more if for folks who are a little more advanced.


The egg crossbow, also good for snowballs, but be careful cause at close range it might take someone's head off with a snowball.


You use pvc pipe and the same surgical tubing as in the funelator described above. This tubing can be had at any chemistry department they keep coils of it for the bunsun burners. You don't want the black tube, you want the light brown rubbery elastic tubing. they use this for wrist rockets too.

Anyway... you need two pvc tubes, one which is closed off. The open tube must be large enough to hold the smaller tube inside of it. It should be snug, but loose enough to slide freely. In the larger tube you cut two slits wide enough for the surgical tubing to fit about 18 inches in length.. Put knotches in this slit and you can rest your cocked crossbow while loading. Attach the surgical tubing to the smaller PVC pipe, buy cutting two opposite holes in the smaller pvc pipe and running a dowl rod through the holes. Fit the smaller PVC pipe into the larger pvc pipe running the surgical tubing to connect to the dowl rods now sticking through your slots.

Now if you fasten the other end of your surgical tubing to the outside top of the large tube you will have an egg cannon capapble of shooting 5-10 feet. Which sucks.

If you attach a cross bar onto your mortor, and attach the tubeing to the ends of the cross bar, tight; you will have a egg cannon which can shoot accurately 100 or more yards. It's possible to sit in the bushes bellow somebodyes 15th story room and consistantly put eggs right through his window. It's possible to get headshots from an elivated position at very great distance.. You can knock people off their feet with this gadget, and not draw blood or give concussions...

Just don't freeze the eggs, that would be lethal.

Can I get a diagram or something? This is pretty advanced, but sounds really, really fun.

[drums and skins]

Take a cookie sheet and put wax paper on it.

Piss all over the wax paper.

Put it in your freezer.

While they are at class or asleep slide it under their door.

Let it thaw.


Ahhh...the piss disc. The version I know of is to simple piss in some empty cans (coffee cans are great because they're wide, but any rinsed out can of food ie: soup, veggies will do too) and freeze it, then slide it under their door overnight, or even better, try to get it underneath their furniture as in a few days, it'd be pretty raunchy.

If you really want it to stink, eat lots of asparagus before hand ;)

[cathartic-j]

This was done at my high school as part of a senior prank before I attended. As was releasing rats or mice that each were numbered up to the year of the graduating class. Maybe one number was missing, I don't really know the exact story.

When I was a freshman in high school, the graduating class (or more specifically, one senior from out in the sticks) released three greased pigs into the hallways, and they were numbered 1, 2, and 4. And yes, it took the administration a substantial amount of time to figure out that there was no number 3 -- at least a couple hours ...

The other one from my school that was noteworthy required a much more coordinated effort. On one of the mountains overlooking the town, there's a gigantic "M" that was created by arranging a bunch of white stones. One day, the M magically became an "H"...

[SUSkinsFan]

A couple of years before I graduated, someone stole all four tires from the principals car and left him a scavenger hunt to find them. Another group everything out of a teachers classroom and arranged it on the roof of the school in their exact positions.

In college our most frequent prank was releasing axe bombs in the hallway below us (I was only there one semester). And occasionally I would wake up at 3 am to take a piss and find someone duct-taped to the wall.

And another time I passed out on the floor of my dorm room (with the door open) and when I woke up my stomach had been shaved.

[Tedskins 73]

Axe bombs. Tape down the top of an axe spray can and throw into their dorms

[SUSkinsFan]

This probably isn't gonna be very helpful, but it's REALLY funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XdthbOkMU

[PleaseBlitz]

Fill up a large trashcan with water. Then lean it on their door when they are inside. Knock.

When they open the door, the trashcan will tip onto them. Simple, but effective.