i loooovae keeastman

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Il Ovve Keeastnamn!!!!

Taht Is Asll.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Hell yeah, I do too!

[.Guy.]

creepy...

especially the sig

[Special K]

:refill: So, um how much did you have to drink tonight Slacky??? :insane:

[Slacky McSlackAss]

:refill: So, um how much did you have to drink tonight Slacky??? :insane:
appsarenty not enogh

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

creepy...

especially the sig

i was a keeastmaniac waaaaay before it became a trend :silly:

[Teller]

So Katie, do you find one of your legs becoming atrophied? Or do the junior leg-humpers around here switch legs evenly?

[909997]

................http://mikeinside.modthesims2.com/main/photos/mikeinside/butt%20orgy.JPG

[Chachie]

Creepiest thread ever.

[Burgold]

I don't know... she's posted some pretty disturbing stuff recently.


I'm not happy with all aspects of Bush's presidency, particularly the immigration and border security mess, but there's no way in heck I'd change my vote for him in 2000 and 2004

I mean right there she's lost half of the liberal vote...

[Slacky McSlackAss]

...wonderful :doh:

[OVCChairman]

HAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

:laugh:

Slacky..... i'm gonna have to start cuttin you off buddy

[Slacky McSlackAss]

i was a keeastmaniac waaaaay before it became a trend :silly:
I'm the original keeastmaniac.

[MDRedskinsFan]

creepy...

especially the sigYou calling someone else's sig creepy?:laugh:

I get nightmares about the guy in your sig staring at me.

[zoony]

How embarassing.

.......

[Buford]

You guys are freaking weird.

[Touchdown Redskins]

...wonderful :doh:

Classic! :laugh:

[iheartskins]

Perhaps Sketchy McSketchAss would be more fitting now? :)

[jrockster21]

Perhaps Sketchy McSketchAss would be more fitting now? :)


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

DO IT!! :laugh:

[zoony]

Stalky McStalkass

Lonely McLonelyass

[jrockster21]

Stalky McStalkass

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Perhaps Sketchy McSketchAss would be more fitting now? :)
What is it with you mods and wanting to change my handle? 21 wants it to be Kumar the Stalker. :laugh:

[iheartskins]

Morning Remorse
Good thing I live in VA!
Shoulda Hit PM

EDIT: Friar Stalker of the Restraining Order

[Patrick86L]

Stalky McStalkass
:1stplace: close thread

[zoony]

EDIT: Friar Stalker of the Restraining Order


:laugh:

[SkinsHokieFan]

When brown people drink :laugh:

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Stalky McStalkass

I gotta give you props for that one zoony. :laugh:

[RonJeremy]

I thought the other thread was creepy and Slacky agreed with me that it should be shut down....and now he creates his own creepy thread??


:wtf:

[MikeInJc aka M.I.A.]

Looks like I left the party to early last night?

How many did you have slack???? Two???

[DGreenistheBest]

As of now, you are not allowed to come within a 100 posts of keeastman.

[SkinsOrlando]

Well atleast you didn't post a thread swearing at her and calling her a racist.:D

[Burgold]

As of now, you are not allowed to come within a 100 posts of keeastman.

:applause:

And remember in this case... POSTS DO COUNT

[Mark The Homer]

Il Ovve Keeastnamn!!!!

Taht Is Asll.

One thing that impresses me is that all the first letters are successfully capitalized. And the other letters are all lower case. Also, the punctuation is perfect. From the state it appears he was in, it's very impressive. :)

[jrockster21]

One thing that impresses me is that all the first letters are successfully capitalized. And the other letters are all lower case. Also, the punctuation is perfect. From the state it appears he was in, it's very impressive. :)


There are 4 exclamation marks! :laugh: Not perfect punctuation. :)

[Dcowboys#1]

Il Ovve Keeastnamn!!!!

Taht Is Asll.

lightweight. It was only 12:30.

[Tailgate Ted]

Il Ovve Keeastnamn!!!!

Taht Is Asll.

Did the Cabana Boy have to much to drink again?

[BigMike619]

if you guys arent careful shes gonna get weirded out and stop coming on here..

[Slacky McSlackAss]

if you guys arent careful shes gonna get weirded out and stop coming on here..
she was in on the whole thing dude, i was on the phone with her while i made the thread.

[BigMike619]

so you were talking to her on the phone AND making a thread about her?

dude, one question...wheres the shrine located at?

[Slacky McSlackAss]

so you were talking to her on the phone AND making a thread about her?

dude, one question...wheres the shrine located at?
in the closet...:paranoid:


:laugh:
Its all jokes dude, she was well aware that i was drunk off my ass and joking.

[BigMike619]

in the closet...:paranoid:


:laugh:
Its all jokes dude, she was well aware that i was drunk off my ass and joking.

its all jokes until the chloryphorm comes out...then kathy bates appears and sledgehammers both ankles..:laugh:

[Tarhog]

I love me some keeastman.

Me love keeastman longtime.

[Mark The Homer]

A little birdy told me that Slacky tells AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL the girls he loves them. :)

[Slacky McSlackAss]

A little birdy told me that Slacky tells AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL the girls he loves them. :)
Sadly that little birdy doesnt return the feeling :(

[Mark The Homer]

...maybe she's just playing hard to get ... ?

[Slacky McSlackAss]

...maybe she's just playing hard to get ... ?
why...did she says something? MTH...you gotta tell me, you just gotta!!!

[Mark The Homer]

Are you kidding? I don't have time for that right now... It's Forensic Friday! I gotta go tune into my favorite show on Real TV. Ahh, the married life. :)

[DeanCollins]

Stalky McStalkass

Lonely McLonelyass

Monkey McSpankass

[Special K]

she was in on the whole thing dude, i was on the phone with her while i made the thread.

Whoa, whoa, whoa Beavis! The real story is that you called me, hammered off your batootie last night, and told me your original idea for a thread...which I strongly advised against...


...following that call, in all your drunken wisdom and glory, you posted THIS masterpiece! :doh:

[RedskinsSuperBowl21]

Creepy McCreepass

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Whoa, whoa, whoa Beavis! The real story is that you called me, hammered off your batootie last night, and told me your original idea for a thread...which I strongly advised against...


...following that call, in all your drunken wisdom and glory, you posted THIS masterpiece! :doh:
I still think this is better than what i had planned. :laugh:

[Burgundy Burner]

hammered off your batootie last night

This thread is useless without pics. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Special K]

I still think this is better than what i had planned. :laugh:

Well, I can't say I totally disagree with that; your first idea was, um, extraordinarily BAD......:laugh:

[OVCChairman]

Slacky.. you are officiall the village idiot....

And from now on, you are Kumar. Van Wilders loyal apprentice... and i am Van Wilder, i will introduce you to a life you could never experience in your "mother" country :D

[SkinsOrlando]

Check it out lets play charades everybody guess who I am

"Give me two beers please"
20 minutes later
"I loaavbe Keasasatman!!!!!"

[jrockster21]

Whoa, whoa, whoa Beavis! The real story is that you called me, hammered off your batootie last night, and told me your original idea for a thread...which I strongly advised against...


...following that call, in all your drunken wisdom and glory, you posted THIS masterpiece! :doh:

:owned:

[zoony]

Check it out lets play charades everybody guess who I am

"Give me two beers please"
20 minutes later
"I loaavbe Keasasatman!!!!!"


the ownage is getting deep in here :laugh:

[THEREALTOR1]

Check it out lets play charades everybody guess who I am

"Give me two beers please"
20 minutes later
"I loaavbe Keasasatman!!!!!"

Gold Jerry, Gold!!!!

:notworthy

[unsonny]

sheeeeeeeeeeeees back

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

...maybe she's just playing hard to get ... ?

nope, she wants me Mark. :D

[RonJeremy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa Beavis! The real story is that you called me, hammered off your batootie last night, and told me your original idea for a thread...which I strongly advised against...


...following that call, in all your drunken wisdom and glory, you posted THIS masterpiece! :doh:

Damn Slacky....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/dandrewhall/cunningplan.jpg

[Zguy28]

The fact that this thread is still on the front page is a little disturbing.

[skinslove<3]

The fact that this thread is still on the front page is a little disturbing.

agreed.

[Burgold]

agreed.


The fact that this thread is still on the front page is a little disturbing.

Nah, at this point the thread is really a razz Slacky thread and although it lacks some of the vigor of the JThor thread... it's really the same animal.

I would be surprised though if it didn't disappear very soon though.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Nah, at this point the thread is really a razz Slacky thread and although it lacks some of the vigor of the JThor thread... it's really the same animal.

I would be surprised though if it didn't disappear very soon though.
Burgold, I aint goin nowhere. Unlike Jthor, i can take a joke and laugh at myself. If you think a little drunk thread like this is gonna keep me out of here, well they you are way off.

[Burgold]

Burgold, I aint goin nowhere. Unlike Jthor, i can take a joke and laugh at myself. If you think a little drunk thread like this is gonna keep me out of here, well they you are way off.

:laugh:

Not what I meant. Just that there is a lot of good natured ribbing going on. I don't think anyone is trying to run you off. I certainly am not. It's just that I don't think this thread is about your drunk confession or thoughts as much as just giving laughing at and with you. It's one of the things we do here at ES with friends... abuse each other.

I'm not sure if the JThor was good-natured or not (you'd have to ask Candace or Paige :silly:) but it turned into a thread about teasing the poor guy.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

:laugh:

Not what I meant. Just that there is a lot of good natured ribbing going on. I don't think anyone is trying to run you off. I certainly am not. It's just that I don't think this thread is about your drunk confession or thoughts as much as just giving laughing at and with you. It's one of the things we do here at ES with friends... abuse each other.

I'm not sure if the JThor was good-natured or not (you'd have to ask Candace or Paige :silly:) but it turned into a thread about teasing the poor guy.
Im all for it. I give SO, TLC and others **** all the time. But the key is being able to take it aswell as dish it out. Say what you guys want, I'm not one who is easily offended. skinslove, mia, OVCChairman, and keeastman can vouch for that. Bottom line...IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!

[Mark The Homer]

:laugh:

I'm not sure if the JThor was good-natured or not (you'd have to ask Candace or Paige :silly:) but it turned into a thread about teasing the poor guy.
I think if anybody is ever confused about the definition of "owned", they just take a look at that JThor thread...

[Slacky McSlackAss]

And to clarify, I am not in love with keeastman. This is just a drunk text thing that we do that I decided to make public.

[Mark The Homer]

And to clarify, I am not in love with keeastman. This is just a drunk text thing that we do that I decided to make public.
You're gonna break her heart.

[BigMike619]

Burgold, I aint goin nowhere. Unlike Jthor, i can take a joke and laugh at myself. If you think a little drunk thread like this is gonna keep me out of here, well they you are way off.

I hope you arent going anywhere man. I get the joke, poor and horrible:laugh: , but I get what you meant by it.

:cheers:

[PleaseBlitz]

Welcome to the drunken posting :wtf: club.

:cheers:

[TheREALJBird]

Welcome to the drunken posting :wtf: club.

:cheers:

I preferred your drunk question answering thread personally

[unsonny]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/unsonny/2OFFatN05.jpg

[Tastes Like Chicken]

Stalky McStalkass


I call nickname infringement! :nono:

[Tastes Like Chicken]

Slacky.. you are officiall the village idiot....

And from now on, you are Kumar. Van Wilders loyal apprentice... and i am Van Wilder, i will introduce you to a life you could never experience in your "mother" country :D

I guess that makes me Harold? :silly:

[DeanCollins]

Welcome to the drunken posting :wtf: club.

:cheers:

PB, you're overdue. And you don't want to lose your tittle :cheers:

[the krabber]

And to clarify, I am not in love with keeastman. This is just a drunk text thing that we do that I decided to make public.


You're gonna break her heart.Breaking her heart in an old thread? At least get drunk and start a new one. Jeez.

[Reic]

I was absolutely trashed last night in Pittsburgh.

that is all :)

[Slacky McSlackAss]

I was absolutely trashed last night in Pittsburgh.

that is all :)
did you use those numbers i supplied to you?

[Reic]

did you use those numbers i supplied to you?

I do not have the second one, I am saving that one (once you resend it to me) for this coming saturday :laugh::laugh:

[Slacky McSlackAss]

I do not have the second one, I am saving that one (once you resend it to me) for this coming saturday :laugh::laugh:
HAHA, ill resend it tomorrow. Howd the first number treat you?

[Slacky McSlackAss]

i mdurnk again.....yeayyyyyy forkeeeastman!!!!!!

[PokerPacker]

hooray, beer! :2drunks:

[RammsteinSkins]

Epic Bump!

[Special K]

hooray, beer! :2drunks:1 beer in Slacky's case

[Tastes Like Chicken]

i mdurnk again.....yeayyyyyy forkeeeastman!!!!!!

Don't make me denounce you, Kumar :nono:

[RammsteinSkins]

Don't make me denounce you, Kumar :nono:Id be willing to take his place :)

[PokerPacker]

1 beer in Slacky's case
hey, nothing wrong with being a lightweight. it just means getting drunk is cheaper.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Don't make me denounce you, Kumar :nono:
:( i wanan be the VP

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I love it

[ixcuincle]

Out of curiosity what beer are you drunk on

[SUSkinsFan]

1 beer in Slacky's caseIt's probably an O'Douls

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Out of curiosity what beer are you drunk on
godo queastion...its a misx of yeungling and miller litle.

[PokerPacker]

godo queastion...its a misx of yeungling and miller litle.
good choice.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

It's probably an O'Douls

Maybe a virgin daiquiri?

[praise_gibbs]

Can't type but, you can use the search feature? Impressive.

[RammsteinSkins]

Can't type but, you can use the search feature? Impressive.I sent him the link :D

[zoony]

keastmann's first ES Tailgate ( :50 mark )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1068309125789824775&q=night+at+the+roxbury+jim+carrey&ei=SUVwSNSbBaWarQKk95zsCw&hl=en

[praise_gibbs]

:rotflmao: :laugh:

[RammsteinSkins]

keastmann's first ES Tailgate ( :50 mark )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1068309125789824775&q=night+at+the+roxbury+jim+carrey&ei=SUVwSNSbBaWarQKk95zsCw&hl=en:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[RammsteinSkins]

:rotflmao: :laugh:Happy Birthday PG!:cheers:

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

keastmann's first ES Tailgate ( :50 mark )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1068309125789824775&q=night+at+the+roxbury+jim+carrey&ei=SUVwSNSbBaWarQKk95zsCw&hl=en

I'm Will Ferrell and Slacky is Chris Kattan :doh: :laugh:

[Tastes Like Chicken]

Happy Birthday PG!:cheers:

Yeah happy birthday young man, you make good sigs :party:

[Slacky McSlackAss]

yeahahhhh PG wooooo p=happy birghtday!!!!!

[RammsteinSkins]

Im gonna go,can't wait to see how this thread turns out w00t!

[praise_gibbs]

Happy Birthday PG!:cheers:


Yeah happy birthday young man, you make good sigs :party:


yeahahhhh PG wooooo p=happy birghtday!!!!!


Thanks gentlemen! I am currently trying to get to the state that SLacky is currently in. However, it certainly won't result in posting on ES. ;)

[Major Harris]

happy birthday pg :party:


also, i love keeastman, too. i hate that i can't say " i love k-man" because that's ghey.

[praise_gibbs]

happy birthday pg :party:


also, i love keeastman, too. i hate that i can't say " i love k-man" because that's ghey.


Thanks Dave!



Off to the bar I go!

[Slacky McSlackAss]

woooo...imtei in nmy room durnk oofffmmy ass
i still loovoveeeeaee ekeasmtan :D!1!!!!!!

[SpringfieldSkins]

I'm pretty drunk myself too, I'll make this post unedited and see how it goes, without changing the obivous ****igps I make. I loooooooooove, my current girlfireind, the is the best. I will never love somebody as much as I lvoe here. She is the endi ov every day nd I am so happy I am with her. Maybe someday, I'' be able to grow the balls to ask her to marry me and then well be nice and happy.

I hope that someday, I'll have the balls to aske her to marry bme because I love her so mcuh and sheknows this. She knows how I feel and she feels the same way. I don't know whts holding me back. I'm scared, wether its because of my parents divorce or what, I'm scared. I dont know why I'm scared, but I am. I can say anything to her, but getting a ring and then asking her such a simple question is very hard.

Maybe one day, I'll be able to accomplish this feat. Untill then, I'll sjut be a little ho bag who isn't man enought to ask the girl of his dram sto ask her to marry him. ther we have it... One day, I'll do it. Just not today, I need a ring first.





sorry for bomarding your thread with my ultra suprer fail epic fail supre post, but hell slacky, I figured I'd add to the fun here. What is one drunk doing having so mcuh fucn doing this without the apccomplishment of other drunks having fukn with them. Peace out brotha, Slacky fo lizzzzzife!!! You love keeastman!!! Haaaaa!~

[Special K]

sorry for bomarding your thread with my ultra suprer fail epic fail supre post, but hell slacky, I figured I'd add to the fun here. What is one drunk doing having so mcuh fucn doing this without the apccomplishment of other drunks having fukn with them. Peace out brotha, Slacky fo lizzzzzife!!! You love keeastman!!! Haaaaa!~
It's okay bud, you looooovvvvveeee your girlfriend...that's a good thing! :) Don't let her slip away. My fiancee was afraid to ask me too until I took off to pursue more school...then he figured things out; guess he missed having a nanny :laugh:

Moral of the story, if you love her don't let her slip away or almost slip away. Tell her how you feel and save up for that ring :D

[Slacky McSlackAss]

Thanks for the bump dude. I was planning on a bump of this week, and probably will still do it.

[Slacky McSlackAss]

In the spirit of thread bumps tonight and me being kinda drunk I am bumping this masterpiece thread.

Congrats on the engagement and upcoming wedding Katie.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

Congrats on the engagement and upcoming wedding Katie.

grown men are crying everywhere

[Slacky McSlackAss]

grown men are crying everywhere

I heard her fiance hates lemons. Sorry dude.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I heard her fiance hates lemons. Sorry dude.

TBLTO is looking for the nearest bridge to jump off.

[BigMike619]

self pwnage with the bump.....nice slacky.

[Dallsux]

I came late to this party.



W O W

[Special K]

Slacky, Slacky, Slacky...

May the hangover gods be with you this morning, lol.

[DeanCollins]

It's okay bud, you looooovvvvveeee your girlfriend...that's a good thing! :) Don't let her slip away. My fiancee was afraid to ask me too until I took off to pursue more school...then he figured things out; guess he missed having a nanny :laugh:

Moral of the story, if you love her don't let her slip away or almost slip away. Tell her how you feel and save up for that ring :D

or wait until your late 30's and let the wimminz chase you to the sound of their maternal clocks ticking "tic toc tic toc".... Get them to buy you a ring and a car/motorcycle/boat to go with it. By that time many of them have divorced well and have money of their own, so if it doesn't work out (50% of them won't) they won't be cleaning You out in divorce court. :laugh: