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RedskinsHolic
March-27th-2008, 02:45 PM
I'm not sure if this has been posted. But it's a rumor according to PFT.



We don’t really care about whether Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (http://www.profootballtalk.com/category/rumor-mill/#) is dating, not dating, marrying, and/or not marrying Jessica Simpson.
But it’s kind of slow today, so what the hell?

There are reports that the duo have tied the knot (http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0327jsimpson-CR.html). The news comes from Simpson’s mom, who let the cat out of the bag as she was walking out of a Chili’s.

Maybe Mrs. Romo will try to get her apparently new hubby into acting. If they’re ever going to bring back the Gomer Pyle show, Tony would be a shoo-in.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/gomerromo.JPG

GOMERROMO SIMPSON! :cheers:


http://www.profootballtalk.com/category/rumor-mill/

BigMike619
March-27th-2008, 02:52 PM
oh wow..well there goes about a million jokes in this thread.

in 3
2
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bubba9497
March-27th-2008, 02:56 PM
Tony Simpson


not quite the same ring to it


maybe Tony Romo-Simpson?

BigDFan5
March-27th-2008, 02:56 PM
If true congrats to both of them

BigMike619
March-27th-2008, 02:59 PM
Tony Simpson


not quite the same ring to it


maybe Tony Romo-Simpson?

Maybe they can do a duet on tuna commercials.

she can be asking about what it really is and when she throws the can to him it hits him in the head like a football.

ntotoro
March-27th-2008, 03:00 PM
...and the prophecy of Yoko Romo has been realized...

HapHaszard
March-27th-2008, 03:03 PM
God there has got to be a great joke in this but darn it I can't think of it.

keeastman
March-27th-2008, 03:06 PM
Tony Simpson


not quite the same ring to it


maybe Tony Romo-Simpson?

Oh trust me, with her family, he'll have no choice other than to go by Tony Simpson :laugh:

RedskinsHolic
March-27th-2008, 05:06 PM
Tony Simpson


not quite the same ring to it


maybe Tony Romo-Simpson?



Maybe Tony H*** Romo-Simpson

skinzdar55
March-27th-2008, 05:34 PM
Tony Simpson


not quite the same ring to it


maybe Tony Romo-Simpson?


:notworthy :rotflmao: :laugh:

That is EXACTLY what I thought when I read this.

elkabong82
March-27th-2008, 05:44 PM
Great another fake Hollywood marriage just to dispel gay rumors :doh:

VCDefectors
March-27th-2008, 06:33 PM
Tony Simpson


not quite the same ring to it


maybe Tony Romo-Simpson?

:laugh: Now, that's funny!

kvarlo12000
March-27th-2008, 08:19 PM
who is going to be her next husband?

PC84
March-27th-2008, 09:42 PM
who is going to be her next husband?

Hopefully me

tr1
March-27th-2008, 10:03 PM
I hope she attends all of his games...

keeastman
March-28th-2008, 01:51 AM
I hope she attends all of his games...
Um...YEAH. That would fall under new-wifely duties IMO.....It is imperative that this wench attends all games.

Ruchizzle
March-28th-2008, 03:09 AM
Let the Simpson curse continue.

BAFGA
March-28th-2008, 04:01 AM
Has PFT become a gossip column like TMZ now? It's a damn shame. I'm sure we'll see it crawl on the bottom of the screen on ESPN in the next few days.

BAFGA
March-28th-2008, 04:03 AM
Great another fake Hollywood marriage just to dispel gay rumors :doh:

This Jeff Garcia marriage might be legit, though:

http://www.tampabays10.com/sports/article.aspx?storyid=68252&s=e&s=e

Boss_Hogg
March-28th-2008, 12:52 PM
Now he is married to that perverted freak Joe Simpson as well.

sundown
March-28th-2008, 01:23 PM
Its A Beard!!

flashback
March-28th-2008, 03:21 PM
as she was walking out of a Chili’s.
No. ****ing. Way. You gotta be ****tin' me. Two daughters worth probably 9 figures each, and you're nights out are at a ****ing Chili's?

No way that was Simpson's mom.

BigMike619
March-28th-2008, 03:27 PM
No. ****ing. Way. You gotta be ****tin' me. Two daughters worth probably 9 figures each, and you're nights out are at a ****ing Chili's?

No way that was Simpson's mom.

a bloomin' onion for a bloomin' idiot!! :laugh:

slogriff
March-28th-2008, 03:34 PM
No. ****ing. Way. You gotta be ****tin' me. Two daughters worth probably 9 figures each, and you're nights out are at a ****ing Chili's?

No way that was Simpson's mom.

Ashlee Simpson is worth over 100 million $$? You may have both of her CDs (I had to google the # of CDs) but I can't believe she has made that kind of money.

FYI, since there seems to be more Ashlee fans than I ever imagined, her much-awaited 3rd CD comes out 4/22. She's also bringing out a line of clothing too!!!:)

flashback
March-28th-2008, 03:46 PM
Ashlee Simpson is worth over 100 million $$? You may have both of her CDs (I had to google the # of CDs) but I can't believe she has made that kind of money.

FYI, since there seems to be more Ashlee fans than I ever imagined, her much-awaited 3rd CD comes out 4/22. She's also bringing out a line of clothing too!!!:)
Ya caught me. I'm president of the Ashlee Simpson fan club, and according to our last newsletter...

The only thing I can find is that Jessica's net worth was about $79M when she was divorcing Nick Lackey. That was before most of her movies and commercials, so I'm guessing she's well into the 9 figures at this point.

Ashlee, maybe not so much. I don't know how much she made before the fiasco on SNL, and I understand she's had some surgery since then, and that can't be cheap. I'll revise my guess for her down to 7 figures.

I still can't believe she goes out with her mom to pepper in some fun.

BigMike619
March-28th-2008, 03:51 PM
this conversation is teetering over to the pink side.

imjustsayin..

Hitman#21
March-28th-2008, 04:01 PM
This was inevetible....Still funny!!!

3rdgenJen
March-31st-2008, 08:03 AM
A Simp and a wimp.

Shotgunner
March-31st-2008, 08:14 AM
Wow, how about a picture of Jess!!! She's too hot.