Terrell Owens gets his signing bonus in delicious Popcorn

[Redskins:Victory_or_Death]

Terrell Owens gets his signing bonus in delicious Popcorn

At yesterday's press conference to announce his big new contract (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Aim.pFP5JrVn.yuinp4CssFDubYF?slug=ap-cowboys-pacmanto&prov=ap&type=lgns), Jerry Jones presented Terrell Owens (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/3664/) with a giant tub of popcorn (so big that it required two people to carry it) and told him that the popcorn was his signing bonus. I think he was kidding, and Owens seemed amused by it. News reports indicate that Owens's actual signing bonus will be $12.9 million.

I think the two sides should come to a compromise and award Terrell Owens $12.9 million worth of popcorn.

Obviously, they'd want to give Owens the good stuff, and when I think of high-quality popcorn, I think of one man and one man only: Isiah Thomas (http://deadspin.com/sports/nba/get-your-isiah-popcorn-here-184368.php). The value-priced 3½ gallon gift tin of Dale and Thomas popcorn is $45. For $12.9 million, Jerry Jones can get 286,666 of those. That would give Terrell 1,003,331 million gallons of popcorn, available in his favorite delicious Isiah Thomas-approved flavors (http://www.daleandthomaspopcorn.com/popcornflavors.aspx). Who could say no to that?

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[bubba9497]

I used to like popcorn :puke:

[BigMike619]

that joke is about as old as the stalking of tr1 that goes on around here..

[tr1]

All that money on a guy who can't stay healthy and doesn't like to go over the middle...

[Redskins:Victory_or_Death]

It was probably Jiffy Poop - the Dollar Store "just like name brand" brand.

[JetSkins]

next to pacman he doesn't seem as annoying

[dallasfan]

All that money on a guy who can't stay healthy and doesn't like to go over the middle...

wasn't he injured going across the middle?

[SittingBull]

pics for captioning please

[Redskins:Victory_or_Death]

wasn't he injured going across the middle?So they signed him to a 3 year and 27 million dollar deal to be gunshy? :doh:

[dallasfan]

So they signed him to a 3 year and 27 million dollar deal to be gunshy? :doh:

what are you saying? Tr1 said TO doesn't like to go across the middle, and I pointed out he got injured last year going across the middle

*hint-hint* that means he goes across the middle

A lot of TO's game is going across the middle, I was curious why Tr1 would say that? Are there any quotes, because you definately wouldn't come to that conclusion from watching him.

[DarrellsMyHero28]

wasn't he injured going across the middle?

If by "going across the middle" you mean "by Roy Williams, the most overrated safety ever, horsecollar tackling him like the piece of **** Cowpuke he is" then yes.

[dallasfan]

If by "going across the middle" you mean "by Roy Williams, the most overrated safety ever, horsecollar tackling him like the piece of **** Cowpuke he is" then yes.

actually I was reffering to the game against carolina

[BigMike619]

actually I was reffering to the game against carolina

you can actually stop all of this by saying against Washington when Sean broke his finger and kept drilling him over and over.

:2cents:

[DarrellsMyHero28]

actually I was reffering to the game against carolina

Well I wasn't.

[pointyfootball]

JJ didn't have the bucket of popcorn in his lap did he?

[Redskins:Victory_or_Death]

JJ didn't have the bucket of popcorn in his lap did he?I hate you. :shot: :redpunch: *barf*

[NewCliche21]

He was injured going over the middle by Taylor, too. Broke his finger from what I remember.

And no, I'm never happy when ANY player gets injured.

[LOOPSKIN28]

Terrell Owens gets his signing bonus in delicious Popcorn

From the Chris Paul song preceeding the week 17 Skins victory...

"Terrell Owens' gonna get his pop corn popped
He must use butter look at all the balls that he dropped"

:dallasuck

[Robbieac]

that joke is about as old as the Cowboys stalking by tr1 that goes on around here..

There, I fixed it for you! ;)