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bubba9497
June-6th-2008, 10:39 PM
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Grocery clerk gets six months in federal prison for Internet hoax

Associated Press

NEWARK, N.J. -- A former grocery clerk must serve six months in federal prison for making bogus Internet postings warning of terrorist attacks against NFL stadiums, a judge ruled Thursday.

Jake Brahm must also serve six months under house arrest following his prison term and repay $26,750 incurred in extra security costs at two of the stadiums.

U.S. District Judge Jose L. Linares said Brahm, 22, conducted a "sick" hoax.

"People have to know they can't go around posting these things on the Internet," Linares said, adding that it scares the public and can expose weaknesses in security responses.

Brahm, of Wauwatosa, Wis., entered a guilty plea in February and faced a prison term of six to 12 months under federal sentencing guidelines. His lawyer had sought probation.

Brahm said his postings were not meant to be taken seriously and that he placed them on 4chan.org, a Web site he described as "outrageous."

"The story I wrote was not intended to be malicious and I didn't intend to deceive anyone," Brahm told the judge, at times stumbling during a seven-minute statement.

dallasfan
June-6th-2008, 10:45 PM
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Yusuf06
June-6th-2008, 10:55 PM
Brahm: So, what are you in for?

Cellmate: I decapitated my GF with a coathanger. What 'bout you?

Brahm: Uhhh, I made a joke terrorist threat on the internets.

Cellmate: You gotta real purty mouth.

drums and skins
June-7th-2008, 12:53 AM
That seems fair to me. I'm guessing he won't serve most of it, which is fine to me also.

G.A.C.O.L.B.
June-7th-2008, 04:03 AM
Na he'll serve all of it. You don't get any good time on anything under a year in the feds. Over a year you can just do 85% but you can get the 15% back for getting in trouble and stuff. Oh and there's no raping going on where he's going (or anywhere, REALLY, for that matter).

SkinsBry
June-7th-2008, 07:26 AM
Linares said, adding that it scares the public and can expose weaknesses in security responses.


Yeah, you don't want weaknesses exposed so that you can fix them. :rolleyes:

Larry
June-7th-2008, 09:04 AM
Yeah, you don't want weaknesses exposed so that you can fix them. :rolleyes:

Yeah, everybody knows that weaknesses that aren't exposed really don't count.