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China
June-27th-2008, 09:48 AM
Death of a legend (http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/31/25/31_25_death_of_a_legend.html)

June 23, 2008

By Gersh Kuntzman
The Brooklyn Paper

Ayveq, the walrus whose bizarre, though oddly compelling, masturbation rituals made him an international sensation at the New York Aquarium, has died. He was 14.

Though well-liked long before he discovered the habit that would make him a star, Ayveq’s frequent public self-gratification made him the Coney Island institution’s singular attraction.

“We are all still in shock about it,” Aquarium Director Jon Forrest Dohlin said. “He was an absolute delight. He had a magnetism and a charm that was totally his own. He loved people and he knew how to work a crowd and entertain guests.

“And himself,” Dohlin added. “He did have a raffish charm, no doubt about it.”

The Aquarium said workers discovered that Avyeq was ailing on Sunday, June 15.

“On Saturday night, he was perfect — no problems at all,” said Dohlin, “but the next morning, we could see that he was not right.”

Within one week, he was dead, most likely of a “massive” bacterial infection, Dohlin said.

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ntotoro
June-27th-2008, 09:50 AM
If that's all it takes to be legendary, then I should at least be in the Hall-of-Fame... :paranoid:

PleaseBlitz
June-27th-2008, 09:51 AM
So thats why he had a bucket.

http://genuinechris.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bucket.jpg

PiLfan
June-27th-2008, 09:58 AM
Goo goo g' joob

sideshow24
June-27th-2008, 09:59 AM
Replace him with Wilford Brimley and a viagra.

Dan T.
June-27th-2008, 10:02 AM
Man, the palms of his flippers were really hairy.

Corcaigh
June-27th-2008, 10:07 AM
So thats why he had a bucket.

http://genuinechris.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bucket.jpg

Why is Andy Reid holding a bucket?

Or is that Mike Holmgren? I can never tell them apart.

slackermike
June-27th-2008, 11:10 AM
I guess he beat himself to death... ;)

boysetsfire
June-27th-2008, 11:19 AM
I guess he beat himself to death... ;)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DGreenistheBest
June-27th-2008, 11:20 AM
Well, I guess folks are just going to have to settle for flogging dolphins now.

Corcaigh
June-27th-2008, 11:29 AM
I'll admit to being curious how he could "pull it off" what with his girth, flippers and all.

Youtube to the rescue - NSFW (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1VD_uOomFtI) - involves video of a giant aquatic mammal engaged in immoral behavior.

Bliz
June-27th-2008, 12:13 PM
I'll admit to being curious how he could "pull it off" what with his girth, flippers and all.

Youtube to the rescue - NSFW (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1VD_uOomFtI) - involves video of a giant aquatic mammal engaged in immoral behavior.

At work, but I had to watch it anyway. Wow. :notworthy

Corcaigh
June-27th-2008, 12:20 PM
At work, but I had to watch it anyway. Wow. :notworthy

It's compelling viewing for sure.

I understand now why he was a "sensation".

"he knew how to work a crowd and entertain guests." You can't argue with that.:laugh:

USS Redskins
June-27th-2008, 12:57 PM
If that's all it takes to be legendary, then I should at least be in the Hall-of-Fame... :paranoid:

:laugh:

Corcaigh
June-27th-2008, 12:59 PM
If that's all it takes to be legendary, then I should at least be in the Hall-of-Fame... :paranoid:

But did you check out the video?

You have some, eh, stiff competition there. :doh:

slackermike
June-27th-2008, 02:40 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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