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SteveFromYellowstone
July-18th-2008, 07:47 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d8095eaa8&template=with-video&confirm=true
Cowboys taking traveling circus to California



IRVING, Texas -- Even Terrell Owens (http://www.nfl.com/players/terrellowens/profile?id=OWE755129) will find it hard to draw top billing at this year's Dallas Cowboys (http://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/profile?team=DAL) summer training camp.

There are so many other sideshows to gawk at when the Cowboys open camp in Oxnard, Calif., next Friday. As Owens has so eloquently put it before, "Getcha popcorn ready!" It's going to be a show.

There will be plenty to see with the Cowboys, whose bitter ending to a 13-win season in January made it 11 seasons without a playoff victory.

First, there is the player who wants to be formerly known as "Pacman" and doesn't know for sure if he'll be allowed to play this season.

How about the Tank -- Johnson, that is -- that Dallas got to roll out only half of last season after the nose tackle returned from his NFL suspension.

Roy Williams went to his fifth straight Pro Bowl last season, even though the hard-hitting safety often went to the sideline on passing downs. And that could happen again, especially if the Adam Jones formerly known as "Pacman" is playing.

Offensive coordinator Jason Garrett is more firmly in place as the supposed successor-in-waiting for coach Wade Phillips -- who in his only season in charge so far led Dallas to its first NFC East title since 1998.

Plus, who knows, maybe Jessica Simpson stops by to see her beau, Pro Bowl quarterback Tony Romo.

With all that and more when the Cowboys open camp Friday in Oxnard, Calif., not too far from Hollywood, they have the ingredients for a made-for-TV show.

Oh, Jerry Jones took care of that. Never missing a chance to promote the Cowboys brand, Jones enthusiastically agreed when HBO executives wanted to again feature the team in the Hard Knocks series (http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d80833b54&template=with-video&confirm=true).

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press

bubba9497
July-18th-2008, 07:55 PM
Even Terrell Owens will find it hard to draw top billing at this year's Dallas Cowboys summer training camp.


let's hope he tries :silly:

Burgundy Burner
July-18th-2008, 07:56 PM
From TacoBill at PFT...Hilarious!!!


http://www.profootballtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cowboystocalifornia.jpg

bubba9497
July-18th-2008, 07:57 PM
Oh, Jerry Jones took care of that. Never missing a chance to promote his latest face lift, Jones enthusiastically agreed when HBO executives wanted to again feature himself in the Hard Knocks series.

fixed

VA Cowboy fan
July-18th-2008, 08:17 PM
From TacoBill at PFT...Hilarious!!!


http://www.profootballtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cowboystocalifornia.jpg


Even as a boys fan I find that really funny.....I have to save that pic LOL

BigMike619
July-19th-2008, 01:46 PM
oxnard is a stinkhole so it only seems fitting that the cowboys would go there.

Califan007
July-19th-2008, 01:51 PM
oxnard is a stinkhole so it only seems fitting that the cowboys would go there.
Oxnard's not that bad, actually, especially with all the growth they've had there recently.

Califan007
July-19th-2008, 01:52 PM
the Adam Jones formerly known as "Pacman"
Or TPFKAP for short lol...he should just go by a symbol from now on.

bubba9497
July-19th-2008, 04:30 PM
he should just go by a symbol from now on.

http://teenshirtz.com/images/i_m_with_stupid_jpg.jpg

my nomination for pacman's symbol

BigMike619
July-19th-2008, 05:02 PM
Oxnard's not that bad, actually, especially with all the growth they've had there recently.

i lived in ox balls for a year and it is bad. its not the worst place on earth but when that marine layer comes in the whole area smells like rotten and dead fish. my ex-wife was stationed at hueneme and we hated that place.

Jimbo
July-19th-2008, 08:09 PM
From TacoBill at PFT...Hilarious!!!


http://www.profootballtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cowboystocalifornia.jpg

Of course we need the song to go with it.....

The Arlington Hillbillies (you know what tune to use)

Come and listen to my story of a football team
that hadn’t won the big one and the owner’s getting’ mean
he told the head coach exactly what to do
knowing sooner or later he was gonna get screwed.
Big time that is, by the O’coordinator, a Garrett dude.

Well the next thing you know a new stadium is there
the owner’s smiling big and he dont’ have a care
the whole place is covered in Cowboy blue,
with roof that’ll open so God can watch’em too
or close it if he makes it rain, Pac-Man style.

Well Jerry told his puppet that he was the man
and we’re taking the team out to Cal-i-for-nee land
Gotta get ‘em ready to be led by Ro-mo,
Get him in camp and out of Cabo,
Cameras from H-B-O, better TV, no TMZ.

Season kick-off is near and they’ll all gather round,
Cowboy blue gettin’ beatin’ by Cleveland Brown
Eagles swoop in and Giants beat’em too
And Jerry will say we’re just a player or two,
shy of makin’ it, to the big one, I bet.
Where’s that guy, Garrett?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Califan007
July-19th-2008, 09:09 PM
http://teenshirtz.com/images/i_m_with_stupid_jpg.jpg

my nomination for pacman's symbol
:laugh:

Califan007
July-19th-2008, 09:11 PM
i lived in ox balls for a year and it is bad. its not the worst place on earth but when that marine layer comes in the whole area smells like rotten and dead fish. my ex-wife was stationed at hueneme and we hated that place.
I used to run a contract at Pt. Mugu and at Port Hueneme, so I was in Oxnard pretty much everyday for 5 years lol...the smell from the marine layer might be bad but the overall area itself is decent enough, especially now. The last time I went back there I could hardly recognize the place...

pjfootballer
July-21st-2008, 12:34 PM
From TacoBill at PFT...Hilarious!!!


http://www.profootballtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cowboystocalifornia.jpg

OMFG that is classic. Almost made me pee myself. :laugh:

pjfootballer
July-21st-2008, 12:37 PM
Of course we need the song to go with it.....

The Arlington Hillbillies (you know what tune to use)

Come and listen to my story of a football team
that hadn’t won the big one and the owner’s getting’ mean
he told the head coach exactly what to do
knowing sooner or later he was gonna get screwed.
Big time that is, by the O’coordinator, a Garrett dude.

Well the next thing you know a new stadium is there
the owner’s smiling big and he dont’ have a care
the whole place is covered in Cowboy blue,
with roof that’ll open so God can watch’em too
or close it if he makes it rain, Pac-Man style.

Well Jerry told his puppet that he was the man
and we’re taking the team out to Cal-i-for-nee land
Gotta get ‘em ready to be led by Ro-mo,
Get him in camp and out of Cabo,
Cameras from H-B-O, better TV, no TMZ.

Season kick-off is near and they’ll all gather round,
Cowboy blue gettin’ beatin’ by Cleveland Brown
Eagles swoop in and Giants beat’em too
And Jerry will say we’re just a player or two,
shy of makin’ it, to the big one, I bet.
Where’s that guy, Garrett?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And Icing on the laugher cake. :laugh: