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China
August-8th-2008, 10:28 AM
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench (http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/)

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hk-man-penis02.gif

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

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GibbsFactor
August-8th-2008, 10:31 AM
Now that's a cheap circumcision!

Goaldeje
August-8th-2008, 10:33 AM
To be fair, who hasn't been there?




:paranoid:

OldChelsea
August-8th-2008, 10:35 AM
Perhaps it might be safer to stick to picnic tables: http://boards.washingtoncaps.com/index.php?showtopic=67599

Thiebear
August-8th-2008, 10:36 AM
Words you never want to hear during extraction:



The bench has numerous small holes in it,

Bugs'
August-8th-2008, 11:01 AM
He a dummy

On second thought, I feel pretty bad for him. It's not like his life wasn't pathetic enough that he had to **** a park bench, he got stuck doing it for the entire world to see. :(

Dan T.
August-8th-2008, 11:10 AM
I hate when that happens.

#98QBKiller
August-8th-2008, 11:15 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Special K
August-8th-2008, 11:22 AM
That's what happens when you don't listen to mom's advice: wash your hands, wear clean underwear, oh, and don't **** park benches.

pjfootballer
August-8th-2008, 11:31 AM
OMFG, doesn't normal masturbation work for guys anymore? :laugh:

GibbsFactor
August-8th-2008, 11:33 AM
How did he get the beans above the frank?

Sticksboi05
August-8th-2008, 11:55 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I agree :laugh:

Burgold
August-8th-2008, 01:26 PM
Thank god. For a second I thought this had to do with ass chafing.

Raub
August-8th-2008, 01:57 PM
"If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours you might have your penis stuck in a park bench"

RammsteinSkins
August-8th-2008, 01:59 PM
"If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours you might have your penis stuck in a park bench":rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

SonOfWashington
August-8th-2008, 02:02 PM
Just...wow....

Major Harris
August-8th-2008, 02:05 PM
That's what happens when you don't listen to mom's advice: wash your hands, wear clean underwear, oh, and don't **** park benches.
keeastman is moving up the list of favorite posters. :laugh: