Sports Illustrated:Cooley reveals himself in blog

[shk75]

Only Cooley,

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/nfl/09/15/tracker/index.html

[cphil006]

Geez :doh:


Accident? He's in the nude, taking pictures of his playbook and doesn't realize his dingaling is there? yea right...

[greenspandan]

not an accident. also not an accident when this thread disappears in 5 .. 4.... 3... 2 ....

EDIT: oh wait this is a G-rated version of this thread so it'll probably be fine. countless other instances were deleted though!

[#98QBKiller]

This was posted yesterday, I think the thread was closed though

[Fletch_Lives59]

sweet thread...:doh:

[zskins]

He said it on the radio this morning it was an accident and the person putting up the picture didn't notice it.

[Dan T.]

This page has many examples (http://playingthefield.net/content/view/60/27/) of the photograph tastefully photoshopped.

[PiLfan]

He said it on the radio this morning it was an accident and the person putting up the picture didn't notice it.

not too flattering i guess if you whip it out there and it goes "unnoticed", LOL.

maybe this would help?

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6280888/2/istockphoto_6280888-magnifying-glass.jpg

:silly:

[Capt Rich Fla]

sweet thread...:doh:

This is the first, no second, third (?) no, 8th time this has been made a thread.:doh:

[Gracelander]

Finally a thread that doesn't need any pictures.

[Skinz4Life12]

lol something like this could only happen to the big chill

[CheatorBeat]

I think Cooley is trying to match the publicity machine that is Chad Johnson. Ocho Cinco uses old media, Cooley is going the NEW media route.

[Valenski]

LOL thats priceless

[Jimbo]

So Cooley really is one of the Hogs after all.

[Reaganaut]

Cooley is a freak for real. He and his wife are probably swingers.

[Darc Requiem]

Jimbo, I am dying of laughter right now. That picture is priceless.

[zoony]

not an accident. also not an accident when this thread disappears in 5 .. 4.... 3... 2 ....

EDIT: oh wait this is a G-rated version of this thread so it'll probably be fine. countless other instances were deleted though!


Instance. Not plural. Singular. We tend to frown on pictures of genitalia- I know, we're super strict.

However, there have been several discussion threads. Here we have another. :doh:

[Touchdown Redskins]

I wonder why this isn't headlining Sportscenter.

[Jimbo]

I wonder why this isn't headlining Sportscenter.

Being the political season we could always use a nice "Weinergate" story. ;)

[ldysknzfn1]

Why take the pic when you're naked? How ridiculous is that? Did he really have to be "natural" to take this pic? Inquiring minds want to know. Must not be of any significant size if it's not noticed. Poor Christy!..lol

[S.T.real,lights,out]

lol. Thats too funny!!

Great pic Jimbo. lol. My boss just looked over at me. haha

[FanboyOf91]

Cooley is our Riggins.

[Dan T.]

Jimbo, I am dying of laughter right now. That picture is priceless.

Clearly photoshopped. Here's the original:






http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p30/DanTompkins/Cooleyrooster.jpg

[flexxskins]

It's concerning just how quickly the total views in this thread raised.:)

[InsaneBoost]

cooley is a freak for real. He and his wife are probably swingers.

lmfao!!!!

[vainglory]

why is cooley buck naked while studying...thats what i want to know

[Burgundy&Gold4Ever]

why is cooley buck naked while studying...thats what i want to know
More important, why is Cooley buck naked while taking photos he intends to put on his blog?

[LoveDaSkins172645]

Cooley has to be on some serious drugs...lol I wonder how often he is tested and who he brought his Whizzenator from......lmao

[D-Day]

why is cooley buck naked while studying...thats what i want to know

Your username is perfect for this thread..........:notworthy


To answer your question, have you seen his wife?

[Jess_in_beachtown_nc]

Awesome. I agree that this should become ritual... he's very into his rituals afterall.

[KingGibbs]

Alright guys, it's one thing to be enamored with Cooley's play, but some of you are getting a little too creepy enjoying shots of his "dingalong."

Talk about a mancrush.:doh:

[Heavens Safety 21]

Damn it! Why does it have to be photoshopped? I was trying to see ;) I love my Cooley!

[BigMike619]

thats hysterical. chris makes me laugh and that dude is just too damn funny.

[Cooley4President]

Damn it! Why does it have to be photoshopped? I was trying to see ;) I love my Cooley!

The un-editted pic is out there, you can find it if you look. Or, if you're like me, if you click on a link in an email that a friend disguised as somethign way cooler. Funny.

[PiLfan]

why is cooley buck naked while studying...thats what i want to know


to keep players interested while reading the playbook, the coaches inserted porn pics on every other page...

[#21Taylor4Ever]

The question is, how many of you fellas clicked on the link???? Haha!

[sknsrk24]

Did anyone hear him on Eliot this morning? It was hilarious. I think Cooley thought he was going to get off the phone without eliot bringing it up, but that didn't happen. He just said the same as his brother did, it was a total mistake. The awkwardness was intense though, you could tell he was like ohhhh S***, he heard. lol. Still love him though.

[RedskinInExile]

Haha, yikes. Jesus, Cooley. Never take pictures when you're naked. You never know when there's a mirror or some other reflective surface in the frame. But in any case, you should probably know better than to take pictures of something in your lap when you rock out with your, uhh, Foghorn Leghorn out

[bubba9497]

It's even a better (funnier) read after Cooley's "incident" yesterday

[spjunkies]

It's even a better (funnier) read after Cooley's "incident" yesterday



Goodness that was GOLD!!! (ols)

[DiscoBob]

It's even a better (funnier) read after Cooley's "incident" yesterday


It was shlongarrific!!

[HigSkin]

His nickname needs to go from Captain Chaos to the turtle!

[SkipJackSkin]

It was. . . shocking.

[iMeast]

It was a very funny, honest Cooley mistake. When somebody posted a link here yesterday though it took me forever to see what they were talking about, because when you clicked the picture it opened up into a window at maximum size and all I saw was the playbook. Wished I had never seen it now though ewwww. :cardsuck:

HTTR

[BigMike619]

when he was on TV yesterday doing the "get to know Chris Cooley" segment I almost died laughing. He is just a freaking character, he knows why he wanted to be an art major and even then he says he didnt do that good...

great freaking dude and just as good a player..

[RIDETHEWALRUS]

In all serious though, what are the odds of a suspension coming out of this?

[Ray Brown]

In all serious though, what are the odds of a suspension coming out of this?

0.00%. what would he get suspended for?

[SkipJackSkin]

https://docs.google.com/File?id=dg336n88_88nftkkc8_b

About as disturbing as the actual picture.

[Califan007]

After seeing the unedited photo, I have a really difficult time believing he did that on purpose...because it didn't exactly show him in the most flattering light, if you get my drift lol...

[BigMike21]

um yeah we get your drift..........definitely on accident. He is taking some cheap heat on other nonfootball sites around the net.

[skinfan2k]

i saw the picture yesterday but didn't realize it.

[drums and skins]

For those of you that missed Chris Cooley on Elliot in the Morning this morning, you can listen here:
http://www.eitmonline.com/eitmonline2/media/eitmlive/A333482DC7_cooley_091508.mp3

They start talking about it a little more than halfway through.

Cooley: "I can not confirm or deny that was my penis, but I can say 'How does that even happen?'"
Elliot: "Well I don't know, I wasn't the one taking the picture"
Cooley "...Uhm, Three people missed that going up to our website"
Elliot: "Okay, lets go back to the beginning I ha-"
Cooley: "-That was a major accident. I mean, we didn't hear about that until 8 o'clock last night."
Elliot: "Okay, but I gotta go back to the beginning. So the thing that you're reading is I guess Jim Zorn puts together, like, position tests for you guys or something like that? I don't... You know what, I don't even care... But my point is... Why would you be reading that with your mule hanging out?"
Cooley: "I don't think anyone was reading it. It was to just take a picture of that real quick"
Elliot: "So it was like 'oh, I gotta take a picture of this...mind the hog. BAM. And no one sees that when it goes up on the website?"
Cooley: "Like I said man, I was busy all day yesterday so..."
Elliot: hyena laughing


It continues for a little bit more...

[sableholic]

I'm kinda mad that he had pictures of his positions test up and from the sound of it Zorn was as well. What a stupid thing to do.

[KDawg]

Why?

It really doesn't make a difference. The Saints weren't going to change what they did on the fly because of a picture online with Cooley's wanker in it... Newsflash, it's the NFL, all of that stuff on the test was probably pretty well known to begin with.

I can understand not wanting that stuff posted, but it wasn't groundbreaking stuff.