Chris Paul Week 3 vs Arizona: Offensive Eruption

[MD.C RedskinsFan]

Chris Paul Week 3 People

I can't wait to see what people have to say about this one :twitch:
There's even a political joke in there somewhere

This is to Snoop Dogg's Sensual Seduction (or Sexual Eruption if you're a dirty person and you like dirty things... and stuff)
Original here (clean version that is): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U-CVdsWhM4


Sendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/tu5x42
Rapidshare: http://rapidshare.com/files/146290710/Week_3_vs_Arizona_Offensive_Eruption.mp3.html
Putfile: http://media.putfile.com/Chris-Paul-Week-3-vs-Arizona-Offensive-Eruption
Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=R52G1YT1
Yousendit: https://www.yousendit.com/download/bVlCSXQwdVU4aU1LSkE9PQ
Filefront: http://files.filefront.com/Week+3+vs+Arizona+Offensinmp3/;11824593;/fileinfo.html

With before and after commentary: http://www.sendspace.com/file/1rdobk
He says he doesn't think being at .500 has ever felt so good
Donnie says Chris has a new toy to play with
Chris says technology is amazing

Finally I'm sure the Cardinals fans are ready to run to their message boards and talk about how this is bulletin board material just like the Saints fans did last week. This week alone I have never seen so much trash talk coming from Cardinals fans, it's truly amazing.

Lyrics

Bridge
We didn’t have much time
3:36 left to go
That’s when Santana took flight
And Jason made the perfect throw

Chorus
The Redskins had an offensive eruption
The Redskins had an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins had an offensive eruption

Verse 1
Clinton Portis the fans take our hats off to you you you
You didn’t give us one touchdown, no you gave us two two two
Now the whole world has seen what Zorn’s offense can do do do
And all those Super Bowl dreams they soon will come true true true

Chorus
Cause we have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption

Bridge
We didn’t have much time
3:36 left to go
That’s when Santana took flight
And Jason made the perfect throw

Verse 2
If you don’t know by know stopping Cooley is hard hard hard
Chris leaves tacklers broken and emotionally scarred scarred scarred
This Washington heat had the Saints feeling charred charred charred
And this week it gets hotter when we burn up the Cards Cards Cards

Chorus
And they feel our offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption

Verse 3
I was writing this all about our offense
When I realized that the table always gets set by the Redskins defensive accomplishments
Let us not forget the buckets full of blood sweat
LaRon Landry works and never stops working
And receivers he hurts and never stops hurting
And if Jason Taylor keeps on laying out quarterbacks we’re looking at the postseason for certain
So we keep discovering new superstars
Chris Horton everyone knows who you are
Muchas gracias for the two picks
Arizona’s coming but they ain’t gonna do shhh
Cornelius go ballistic
Cardinals are nothing but pigs wearing lipstick
Our defense will hold them and our offense will show them what we call a burgundy explosion

Chorus
Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
The Redskins have an offensive eruption
Offensive eruption
Offensive eruption

[WSHRedskins3ATLBraves3]

Always look forward to Thursday for the Chris Paul songs.

Thanks!

[warren]

Yikes...sounded like bad karaoke. This coming from one of CPs biggest fans....no I couldn't do any better!

[TorresA]

like clock work.. Thanks MD.C

updated:
http://redskins.torresa.com/audio/

[SiCkSoULjA]

Yikes...sounded like bad karaoke. This coming from one of CPs biggest fans....no I couldn't do any better!


I LOVED THE SONG FUNNY IS HELL, I don't know if you heard the orginial its Snoop Dogg and he sounds terrible singing, it isn't suppose to be a vocal masterpiece but yet its a very fun song.

[Ghent]

lyrics were cool. delivery was horrible. I couldn't even listen to the whole song. I've heard much better from Chris Paul.

[MD.C RedskinsFan]

Everyone is welcome :cardsuck:

I hope we roast the Cards so the trash talking Cardinals fans can be like "but but but what happened? We were 2-0! We beat the mighty Miami Dolphins and San Francisco 49ers!" :cry:

[buenosdiaz]

this one was funny as hell haha i love the chorus

[RyansRangers]

good try good lyrics but man that beat and rythm was awful

[IbleedBnG83]

like clock work.. Thanks MD.C

updated:
http://redskins.torresa.com/audio/

TorresA...you're the man for keeping a log for all of these!

[Joespn]

like clock work.. Thanks MD.C

updated:
http://redskins.torresa.com/audio/

when I click on the torresa link it directs me correctly to the sight. However, when I click on the "week 3 offensive eruption" link to hear the song it directs me to a blank page. It does this for all of the other links as well. any idea why this happens and how to fix this? thanks!

[gube79]

good stuff CP...

[InsaneBoost]

Good stuff MDC, I don't like this one as much though unfortunately, oh well still good to have of course.

Thanks for taking the time to do these.

[Jofizz]

People take these way to seriously.

Chris does these for fun. For the fans. I think they're great.

[Fan4life]

exactly..all in fun!

[MD.C RedskinsFan]

Good stuff MDC, I don't like this one as much though unfortunately, oh well still good to have of course.

Thanks for taking the time to do these.

:cheers: I try to do my best. The original wasn't really one of my favorite songs.


People take these way to seriously.

Chris does these for fun. For the fans. I think they're great.

I think people critique them more because they are more widely available now.

But yeah they are for fun.

Chris was joking about his new toy that make him able to imitate the effect that T-Pain does (don't know if their a proper name for that term).

Anyway
:cardsuck::cardsuck::cardsuck:

And of course for good measure :dallasuck

[panel]

Poor Chris Paul is still off key and out of pitch with auto pitch mike.

[adamyesme1111]

This is one of my favorites now. I used to listen to sexual eruption all the time, and this one is a pretty good Redskins version of it, and Snoop dogg cant sing any better then chris paul can and it was still a good song.

People need to stop hating, its sad...Even adults are becoming more and more immature by the day...

[adamyesme1111]

Poor Chris Paul is still off key and out of pitch with auto pitch mike.

No he is not, listen to the actual song....:doh:

[IbleedBnG83]

when I click on the torresa link it directs me correctly to the sight. However, when I click on the "week 3 offensive eruption" link to hear the song it directs me to a blank page. It does this for all of the other links as well. any idea why this happens and how to fix this? thanks!

you should still be able to hear them...

[panel]

No he is not, listen to the actual song....:doh:
Yeah, the actual song is in key, it is good, I like this one too, but there are definatly a couple spots where the Auto pitch couldn't correct because he was a full note out of range in this one.

[JohnnyUtah]

Haha...I think they're getting better every week. I mean, it's tough to take these songs seriously...as I prob. wouldn't listen to them at all if they weren't about the Skins...so obviously they're not going to be outstanding. In any case, I enjoyed this one.

[No Excuses]

Some parts of this song make me cringe. Off key...

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

<OLS>

Good stuff...I'm syncing my iPhone now.

Thanks (as always) for uploading these bro :cheers:

[Larry Brown #43]

I liked this one...thought it was one of his better efforts.

[STBonecrusher21]

This one was funny as hell!

Love these.

[Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers]

If you've heard the original Snoop Dogg song, then it ain't as bad.

[iMeast]

I have made the decision to just read the lyrics and not listen to the "song." I am pretty sure anybody could rap, but I enjoy anything positive about the Redskins these days. :cardsuck:

HTTR

[Saqs]

Awful use of auto tune

[JimmyConway]

I'm glad he got away from Lil'Wayne. This was a very refreshing change of pace. Heard it right when I woke up this morning and it set the day off just right.

[the burgundy and gold]

imo Chris should just stick to rapping, not attempting to sing like this...

he's actually a half decent rapper...

[Reic]

wow, that was horrible.

[Red-Head]

Is the average age in here like 14? 'Cause that's what it sounds like...:2cents:

[DButz65]

Last weeks blew this one out of the water *yawn*

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

Is the average age in here like 14? 'Cause that's what it sounds like...:2cents:

....care to explain that?

[Jofizz]

I had no idea that so many ES members were music critics.

[JoeGibbsRypenGClark91]

Chris Paul was fun in the 90s. But this stuff is so played out these days for some reason.

[Chuong9]

I was suprised at how many people disliked Snoop Dogg at first, but then I remembered that I'm on ES.

Anyways, it may have been horrible as an actual song, but it was alright for a parody.

[Rdskn4Lyf21]

Chris Paul was fun in the 90s. But this stuff is so played out these days for some reason.

I think people are over analyzing the songs and are forgetting its all something done in fun.

[SonOfWashington]

Good job CP & MD.C, I loved the song. :thumbsup:

[dcsmooth]

Well done, CP!

Thanks, MD. C

[dboyz09]

chris paul is a trip he must be really dreaming about them super bowls
i cant wait to see what he says about Dallas he shouldn't really have nothing to say
aboout a team thats better

[slackermike]

That was pretty funny... but I almost couldn't make it through because of his singing. :) Still a good attempt. :)

[knowledge316]

this year the songs have been terrible so far...i haven't enjoyed any at all

[Redskin Rush]

"Cardinals are nothing but pigs wearing lipstick" :silly:

I thought this was pretty funny since this was a overblown issue on the campaign trail.

[RAAZ227]

Awesome!!!!!!!

Thanks!

[MeNoRevs]

lots of simon cowells on here :o lol

[stp240]

lots of simon cowells on here :o lol

haha for real

actually i think he did a great job when he got into his rappin

but yea the singing was off..so what? haters