Cowboy Player Nickname Suggestions

[Reaganaut]

Someone on the Tank Johnson thread came up with Wank Johnson. We could really have some fun with this.

Crackman Jones
Twink Johnson
Tony Homo
Toast Newman

Ideas? :dallasuck

[cubanl81]

Pacman "Make it Rain" Jones
Pacman aka Strippers Best Friend

[Santana_Fan]

I call Sam Hurd, Sam Turd.

[SlinginSammy HOF '63]

I like Twink Johnson. Has a ring to it and fits his whiney sissie attitude.

[BigRay]

I like Toast Newman :D

[DWinzit]

Tony HomoMr. Simpson

Marion the Librarian

Bobby "Clip Board" Carpenter

[Reaganaut]

Mr. Simpson

Clearly this is a situation like Jeff Garcia who (ahem) married a Playboy Centerfold for cover. Jessica is covering up for the guy obviously. (I actually like Romo, but hey this is all in fun.)

[Reaganaut]

I like Twink Johnson. Has a ring to it and fits his whiney sissie attitude.

I actually don't know what a Twink is. Is it like a felcher?

[Reaganaut]

Jason Kitten?

[Roger.Staubach]

Jason Kitten?

Try as you will. I don't think that name will stick; even amongst Redskin fans.


Too much respect.

[bubba9497]

"Used SUV" Johnson

"Goodbye" Newman

DeMarcus Ware "are you"

Patrick "12th Man" Watkins

Wade "huh, what's going on" Phillips

Terrell "Verified Pass Catcher" Owens

[royallypwned]

Tony Homo

how original...

"Used SUV" Johnson

"Goodbye" Newman

DeMarcus Ware "are you"

Patrick "12th Man" Watkins

Wade "huh, what's going on" Phillips

Terrell "Verified Pass Catcher" Owens
okay, now these are actually creative. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/lol.gif

[pjfootballer]

Nick "Old" Folk
Matt "McBriar" icecream

[dizzinator53]

Sack Thomas
Danny ass-man dola
Bony Blow- mo
Marianne Barber
Feel-it Jones
Chasen Titten
Andre Gay Rod

[3rdgenJen]

Tony "Homo" is too easy. I like Mr. Jessica Simpson.

[wysknz1]

Pancake Jones...