Zhouse
November-7th-2008, 08:40 AM
They were a favorite preseason Super Bowl pick, but Dallas is stumbling at the halfway point. What exactly went wrong?
-Backup QB Brad Johnson unable to inspire confidence in team, as everyone thinks his 2002 Bucs Super Bowl ring is a fake
-Receiver Miles Austin's flashes of potential are balanced out by long, steady periods of incompetence
-Sacking the quarterback four times in the same play is not only classless and ineffective, but is actually a penalty
-God finally used hole in stadium roof to watch Cowboys play, was disgusted with what He saw, decided to do something about it
-Terrell Owens' desire to get ball abated significantly when he realized other team would hit the man carrying it
-Jerry Jones not quite interfering enough
-Playbook just diagrams of taunting and celebrations
-Defense needs to work on fundamentals of arm tackles
-Inevitable letdown after winning Super Bowl during preseason
http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/the_cowboys_collapse
-Backup QB Brad Johnson unable to inspire confidence in team, as everyone thinks his 2002 Bucs Super Bowl ring is a fake
-Receiver Miles Austin's flashes of potential are balanced out by long, steady periods of incompetence
-Sacking the quarterback four times in the same play is not only classless and ineffective, but is actually a penalty
-God finally used hole in stadium roof to watch Cowboys play, was disgusted with what He saw, decided to do something about it
-Terrell Owens' desire to get ball abated significantly when he realized other team would hit the man carrying it
-Jerry Jones not quite interfering enough
-Playbook just diagrams of taunting and celebrations
-Defense needs to work on fundamentals of arm tackles
-Inevitable letdown after winning Super Bowl during preseason
http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/the_cowboys_collapse