What kind of Pre-Game Pep Talk does Rod Marinelli give ???

[Mickalino]

What's it like being in the Lions locker room, for the pre-game or half-time speech from Rod Marinelli ?

Does it go something like this ?

"Greetings, team. I'm not going to waste my time and energy trying to futilly pump you up. We suck beyond words. We suck in the truest sense of the word. We have no chance of winning today. Heck, we couldn't even beat Tavares Jackson, a high-school level QB. We're headed toward 0-16. We have absolutely NOTHING to play for. So just go out there, and don't injure yourselves too bad, and try to keep the game within a 30 point margin."

[Mickalino]

Or maybe he says......"At least you guys have more offense than the Redskins" :doh:

[SteveFromYellowstone]

or maybe he says......"at least you guys have more offense than the redskins" :doh:
+1

[Djackson10]

its the offensive line for the skins. not bad run blocking, but pass blocking is not their strong suit. funny, because philly has really good pass blockers, but average run blockers.

[CM916]

"Most of us aren't going to be here next year so, think of your resume and try to make some highlight reels for yourselves."

[DCSaints_fan]

"We're better than the Bengals goddangit. And how about those Raiders? How the heck did they win 3 games? If they can do it, so can we!"

[Muzzah]

Alright guys! We're doing great, we're going to get a really good draft pick, and since that donkey we called Matt Millen is gone. Which means we won't be drafting any more receivers, so there's a small chance next year.

[CM916]

I actually think they would have won a game or two by now if they had stuck with Orlovsky but Culpepper sells more tickets.

[IbleedBnG83]

"Well guys, the offense is pretty decent. Defense, you guys just suck. Can you ****ing make some tackles or maybe a turnover!? Just get out their and play. We have only a few more weeks of this anyways."

[IbleedBnG83]

I have an additional comment. Was anyone else like "Who the **** is Rod Marinelli!?" when they hired him?

[Mickalino]

I have an additional comment. Was anyone else like "Who the **** is Rod Marinelli!?" when they hired him?


People in Detroit are STILL asking that.

[#98QBKiller]

Or maybe he says......"At least you guys have more offense than the Redskins" :doh:


Ouch. Sad but very true.

[TheDoyler23]

"Welp. Kickoff is in 15 minutes. Smoke em if you got em!"

[IbleedBnG83]

"Welp. Kickoff is in 15 minutes. Smoke em if you got em!"

FTW:applause: You sound like a fellow military man...

[Mickalino]

FTW:applause: You sound like a fellow military man...

I'm not a military man.....no wonder I didn't get the joke :laugh: