Suspicious wife demands to smell husband's genitals

[China]

Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/17/port-st-lucie-police-seek-warrant-alleged-beater-g/)

PORT ST. LUCIE — Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

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[KingGibbs]

Happens to me all the time.

[zoony]

okay, let me be the first to say, this has the potential to be pretty funny.

So please don't say anything or make any comments that gets this shut down. TIA :)

[Yusuf06]

Happens to me all the time.
So you make a habit of smelling penises huh?

[pez]

Scratch-n-sniff ??

[PleaseBlitz]

Florida + 25 year old guy married to 40 year old women + domestic violence.


Pretty sure ive seen this on COPS.

[SkinsOrlando]

Well since your done there smelling em, ya know how bout a lil tugg tugg

[BigMike619]

Im telling you...the money move is

"well since youre down there and its apparent that Im innocent"....;)

[Capt Rich Fla]

Oh Lord, that's only 5 minutes from my house. This place is messed up down here.:doh:

[KingGibbs]

So you make a habit of smelling penises huh?

No, I make sure I clean mine after being with your Mom. Tell her to stop calling me. I've move on to the next Cougar.

[BigDaddyShoo]

All he had to do was fart and he was in the clear.....jeez.

[Capt Rich Fla]

Florida + 25 year old guy married to 40 year old women + domestic violence.


Pretty sure ive seen this on COPS.

That's all it is down here. These old women are faaareeeeeaks.

[BigMike619]

"hey babe, you ever get a mushroom print tattoo on your forehead before?"

[sellyoursol]

He should have given her the Face on Mars treatment.

http://seminars.torontoghosts.org/blog/media/blogs/new/mars006.jpg

[Touchdown Redskins]

It smelled like a can of whoop ass.

[tone_dubbz]

He gave her the atomic donkey punch instead of a dirty mustache!!!!

[rdsknbill]

China, where do you find this ****? :doh:

[mjah]

There's a great song about this, but I don't want to risk getting the thread shut down by posting the link or lyrics.

[dwbiggs]

Hell...at this point I would welcome a good sniff from my wife. :silly:

[Ax]

So please don't say anything or make any comments that gets this shut down. TIA :)
I certainly understand your request.

I just can't figure out the, "This Is Africa" tag.:silly:

[81artmonk]

http://www.crappiecat.com/store/graphics/Product_Graphics/Product_2059T.jpg

[Henry]

Hell...at this point I would welcome a good sniff from my wife. :silly:

:rotflmao:

[BayouBrave86]

Ha, in Motley Crue's book, The Dirt, the band members talk about this sort of problem with their ladies. They said they would get some food from the street vendors and rub it down in their pants to prevent themselves from ever being caught. :rotflmao:

[Buford]

Ha, in Motley Crue's book, The Dirt, the band members talk about this sort of problem with their ladies. They said they would get some food from the street vendors and rub it down in their pants to prevent themselves from ever being caught. :rotflmao:

Dude, they said they stuck their junk in burritos to cover it up. hahahaha

[Kosher Ham]

That's why you take a shower before you leave her house.

[BayouBrave86]

Dude, they said they stuck their junk in burritos to cover it up. hahahaha

Haha yeah that is right. I forgot it if was a burrito or a hamburger. I wonder if China will ever post a story about a muffed phone call. :rotflmao:

[mcsluggo]

because... like... BATHING would be SUCH a pain in the ass?

[Ax]

The story doesn't say whether it was a ****ty thing that he did, or if something was just fishy about it.:whoknows:

[MonkeySkin]

I'm surprised no one mentioned this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

:doh: lol

It's just a regular type of rap video, but you probably don't want to turn it up too, lmao

[Meskeet21]

lolololol reminds me of "baby boy"

"lemme smell yo ****"

*smells*

"smell good dont it?"

[mjah]

I'm surprised no one mentioned this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

I did mention that!

Just not by name. :D

[G-Prime]

My gf said this was a ritual in her religion.

[Mad Mike]

I used to be engaged to this girl once upon a time. We had just moved to FL and I was bartending during spring break. She told me that if I messed around on her she would smell it on me and if I did, she was going to super glue my unit to my body. :paranoid:

As luck would have it, on the final week of spring break, the hottest girl I had seen the whole time decided she wanted to hook up with me. She was staying at the hotel I was working at and came in every night asking me what I was doing after work. :doh: For an entire week this gorgeous girl tempted me and all I could think of was my fiance sniffing me. I never did anything.

The irony is that my fiance later cheated on me after I turned down (REPEATEDLY) a girl who I swear could have been a playboy playmate. :cuss:

[Skinz4Life12]

I used to be engaged to this girl once upon a time. We had just moved to FL and I was bartending during spring break. She told me that if I messed around on her she would smell it on me and if I did, she was going to super glue my unit to my body. :paranoid:

As luck would have it, on the final week of spring break, the hottest girl I had seen the whole time decided she wanted to hook up with me. She was staying at the hotel I was working at and came in every night asking me what I was doing after work. :doh: For an entire week this gorgeous girl tempted me and all I could think of was my fiance sniffing me. I never did anything.

The irony is that my fiance later cheated on me after I turned down (REPEATEDLY) a girl who I swear could have been a playboy playmate. :cuss:


you only live once...oh well

[Yusuf06]

I used to be engaged to this girl once upon a time. We had just moved to FL and I was bartending during spring break. She told me that if I messed around on her she would smell it on me and if I did, she was going to super glue my unit to my body. :paranoid:

As luck would have it, on the final week of spring break, the hottest girl I had seen the whole time decided she wanted to hook up with me. She was staying at the hotel I was working at and came in every night asking me what I was doing after work. :doh: For an entire week this gorgeous girl tempted me and all I could think of was my fiance sniffing me. I never did anything.

The irony is that my fiance later cheated on me after I turned down (REPEATEDLY) a girl who I swear could have been a playboy playmate. :cuss:
Did you super glue her unit to her leg?

[Mad Mike]

Did you super glue her unit to her leg?

No, but since she had no unit I was tempted to re-enact an old Johnny Carson joke about a crazed holy man. :D

[the burgundy and gold]

The story doesn't say whether it was a ****ty thing that he did, or if something was just fishy about it.:whoknows:
:applause::laugh: