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China
December-19th-2008, 10:39 AM
'Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you': Police publish impossible phrases to say when drunk in drink-DRIVEL campaign (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1098142/Thanks-I-dont-want-sleep-Police-publish-impossible-phrases-say-drunk-drink-DRIVEL-campaign.html)

By Daily Mail Reporter
19 December 2008

A police force launched a Christmas 'drink-drivel' campaign today - warning that too much boozing will leave revellers lost for words.
Officers in Ipswich, Suffolk, listed phrases that are 'absolutely impossible' to say when drunk, including 'Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?'.
The poster campaign lists 'innovative', 'preliminary' and 'cinnamon' as words that are difficult to say in an inebriated state.

And 'specificity, 'passive-aggressive disorder' and 'transubstantiate' are classed as very difficult to master. But, according to the poster, the nine 'absolutely impossible' phrases for drunks are:

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you;
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing;
Sorry, but you're not really my type;
No kebab for me, thank you;
I'm not interested in fighting you;
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?;
Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no rhythm;
Where is the nearest toilet? I can't possibly vomit in the street;
I must be going home now - I have work in the morning


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BigMike619
December-19th-2008, 10:41 AM
I must be going home now - I have work in the morning

I wish I knew that saying last night. A long night of Guinness and Jameson with Irish boys kills me the next day!!

Koolblue13
December-19th-2008, 10:42 AM
That is what makes Chivas such a great booze.

No matter how drunk you are, it still comes out as Chivas.

brianforster
December-19th-2008, 10:44 AM
I'm with big mike... damn natty boh

Corcaigh
December-19th-2008, 10:50 AM
Officers in Ipswich, Suffolk, listed phrases that are 'absolutely impossible' to say when drunk, including 'Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?'

A phrase not to use when stopped by an English police officer (aka constable) ...

"I haven't had a **** all night, drinkstable""

SkinsOrlando
December-19th-2008, 10:50 AM
"You're too ugly to give me a BJ in the bathroom"