Can you get Crabs from a Department Store ?

[Mickalino]

Ever think about the fact that when you go into a dressing room, to try on some pants at a department store (that have NEVER been washed), and you slide on those pants that perhaps countless nasty guys have slid over their boxers, that there's a pretty good chance that the crabs are going to make the trip through the slit on the other guy's boxers, to the store jeans, and thru the slit on your boxers ?

[BigMike619]

wow..this is a low. even for your thread standards.

[Teller]

Sorry for the regression in your therapy, Mick. Feel better soon. ;)

[Get Pissed]

hahahahahahaha way to scare people from forever again trying on clothing at a department store

[Predicto]

The more things change, the more Mikalino remains the same. :)

[chipwhich]

You can get them over the counter where I am in annapolis.

[Teller]

I don't know if a Super Wal-Mart is technically a department store, I guess it is, but I can get half-decent king crablegs there. :)

[cbeals]

ewwwwww, i never thought about that

[stevenaa]

I can tell you that you can get them from doing construction work removing old carpet from Georgetown University. Don't ask how I know. :doh:

[dockeryfan]

Your girlfriend is lying to you. She did not get crabs at the department store.

[Special K]

I tried to use that excuse when explaining my condition to my parents when I was 18, they didn't believe me... ;)

[Burgold]

Better to get them at the docks where the crabs are fresh. Backfin crabmeat sold at a department store is bound not to be the best quality. Also, when buying seafood it is best not to put it inside your pants. Besides being weird it's just unhygenic.

[Thiebear]

Google is your friend. And no retirement funds for you Mick.

Off the human body, they can only live a day or so. So you would have to be damn unlucky for it to happen to you.

[Mickalino]

Google is your friend. And no retirement funds for you Mick.

Off the human body, they can only live a day or so. So you would have to be damn unlucky for it to happen to you.

What if the jeans were "used" that same day ?

[Thiebear]

What if the jeans were "used" that same day ?

If someone
a. your height and weight
b. that liked the exact same pair of jeans
c. but didn't actually buy them that very day
d. and had crabs means
e. You're reaching for an excuse that will never fly and your
f.'d.

[The Brave Little Toaster Oven]

I tried to use that excuse when explaining my condition to my parents when I was 18, they didn't believe me... ;)

:wtf: is that a joke? :silly:

[stevenaa]

What if the jeans were "used" that same day ?

I'm going to say yes. I got them from carpeting. I know I got them there because I had one on my face after carrying out old carpet. It was actually stuck to a piece of facial hair. I didn't know what it was. It was tickling my face. A week later, I knew what it was. :mad: And there is no doubt that's were it came from

[Redd]

I'm going to say yes. I got them from carpeting. I know I got them there because I had one on my face after carrying out old carpet. It was actually stuck to a piece of facial hair. I didn't know what it was. It was tickling my face. A week later, I knew what it was. :mad: And there is no doubt that's were it came from

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.:(

[dcnativenerd]

Well, I'm never leaving my house ever again.

[SkinsOrlando]

On a side note, remind me to NEVER......EVER.......try on pants after Mick.

[Major Harris]

If someone
a. your height and weight
b. that liked the exact same pair of jeans
c. but didn't actually buy them that very day
d. and had crabs means
e. You're reaching for an excuse that will never fly and your
f.'d.
:rotflmao:

[Mickalino]

I'm going to say yes. I got them from carpeting. I know I got them there because I had one on my face after carrying out old carpet. It was actually stuck to a piece of facial hair. I didn't know what it was. It was tickling my face. A week later, I knew what it was. :mad: And there is no doubt that's were it came from


So...what kind of ...."protection"...did you use, when you worked on carpets after that ?

:paranoid:

[DeanCollins]

Well, I'm never leaving my house ever again.

I don't blame you.

http://entoplp.okstate.edu/ddd/images/pubic-louse.jpg

[Teller]

Wow.

That's one nasty looking mother ****er.

:2cents:

[Mickalino]

Yea Dean, makes you think twice about wanting to eat edible crabs, like Snow Crabs.

[PresidentClinton07]

lmao, you know every time you guys go in the fitting room, you will be thinking of this thread. :doh:

I know I will. Just weird.

[dcnativenerd]

I don't blame you.

http://entoplp.okstate.edu/ddd/images/pubic-louse.jpg
OH, DAMN! UUUUUGGHHH! *hides face*

[mikered30]

You have a better chance of getting crabs from a public toilet seat than from trying on jeans. Does anyone use the ass gasket in public restrooms? I wonder if they actually do anything or maybe it is just piece of mind.

[HighOnHendrix]

http://img.printfection.com/1/216/48842/BFIT8.jpg

[Mickalino]

You have a better chance of getting crabs from a public toilet seat than from trying on jeans.

not me.....when i take a dump in a public bathroom, my *** doesn't get anywhere near the toilet seat......
i just slightly squat so my butt is about 2 feet above the toilet seat

[HogNose]

Thanks Mick, now I can't stop scratching myself. :doh:

[CandaceM23]

Sounds like someone has been watching too much Maury. 100% chance that's an excuse some man used when his woman brought him to Maury for the "I know you're cheating ... " episode.

[HighOnHendrix]

Sounds like someone has been watching too much Maury. 100% chance that's an excuse some man used when his woman brought him to Maury for the "I know you're cheating ... " episode.

And I thought he only did "Who's Your Daddy?"

[stevenaa]

So...what kind of ...."protection"...did you use, when you worked on carpets after that ?

:paranoid:


After that I didn't carry out any more carpet. When that duty came up I was sure to be doing something else. It was a summer gig doing a remodel of the dorms. When my girlfriend, now my wife :), says somethings moving down there, it is about as surreal a moment as you can have. We were at a hotel in Ocean City and it was 2:00 am in the morning when the discovery was made. Went right to the 24hr. clinic. I was freaked out. The comical thing is I was never sexually active to any degree, so it is with much irony that I had what is typically a sexually transmitted malady. Fortunately I knew were they came from having pulled the one off of my face. Otherwise, even though I trusted my GF tremendously, it would have been tough not to think she had fooled around. Since we're now happily married coming up on 15 yrs., I count my blessings it worked out as it did.

[Thiebear]

not me.....when i take a dump in a public bathroom, my *** doesn't get anywhere near the toilet seat......
i just slightly squat so my butt is about 2 feet above the toilet seat

And yet you run around trying used pants on all the time.. priorities man.

[War Paint]

This is funny because I have always thought about what Mick has said for as long as I can remember. I hate trying on clothes because I have no idea if a crusty dirtbag tried them on right before me. I think about the possibility of crabs and lice when trying on clothes. I always hated using public earphones in college libraries because the accumulation of earwax on them. I would rather go take a dump in the woods and wipe my butt with a leaf then use a public restroom. Men public bathrooms are absolutely disgusting.

[Skinned]

What about lice from the headrest of a movie seat? :munchout:

[Mickalino]

What about lice from the headrest of a movie seat? :munchout:

That's such a good question, that it has me scratching my head, in wonder.....wait, I keep scratching my head.....do I have lice ????

[Skinned]

That's such a good question, that it has me scratching my head, in wonder.....wait, I keep scratching my head.....do I have lice ????

I sat for 3 hours in a New York theater watching Benjamin Button the other day after only having had time to take a quick Italian shower in the sink. I was itching the whole time and the lice thought kept creeping into my head. Only after I got home and showered did I feel comfortable that I was free and clear. :paranoid:

[Mickalino]

I was itching the whole time and the lice thought kept creeping into my head.

When I first read that, I didn't see the word 'thought', and I thought you typed "the LICE kept creeping into my head"

And I was like, "Yes, you have a serious problem that needs to be checked out" :laugh:

[dcnativenerd]

Dude, this thread as pretty much made me weary of all public places.

[Yusuf06]

I'm going to say yes. I got them from carpeting. I know I got them there because I had one on my face after carrying out old carpet. It was actually stuck to a piece of facial hair. I didn't know what it was. It was tickling my face. A week later, I knew what it was. :mad: And there is no doubt that's were it came from
...at least that's your story and you're sticking to it. ;)

Good thing your girlfriend was really trusting because 99.999999999% of women would have glued your junk to your leg and left you. Good decision to marry her. :thumbsup: